#no life king

[skeletonfumes]

Hellsing Ultimate (2006-2012)

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #anime #mygifs #gifset #animeedit #alucard #dracula #vlad the impaler #no life king #nlk #kouta hirano #ova

[merumely]

And here's Lulu! 👀💕💕

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #alucard #alucard hellsing #dracula #count dracula #no life king #artists on tumblr #my art #my artwork

[faithintheunknownsblog]

How do pip and alucard (seperately ) deal with a reader who is oblivious to them liking her?fluff plz

A/N: I'm so sorry, I promise I didn't forget- I've just been trying to get more chapters

Alucard

Alucard would just get tired of it, blankly staring at you and plainly asking you, “are you stupid or something?” 

“What?” You ask, taken aback by the rudeness.

“Are you stupid or something,” Alucard asks again in a serious tone that still has a sprinkle of annoyance mixed in since he had to repeat himself.

You shake your head, “no, I heard what you said. I’m just wondering what the actual fuck makes you think you can talk to me like that.”

“Well, clearly you are too dumb to realize I’ve made multiple advances in attempts to court you.” Alucard says plainly. This old geezer still thinks ‘courting’ is a thing.

“Did you offer the plumpest goat in the whole village to my father as well?” You ask sarcastically, “the Hell are you talking about ‘making advances’?”

“I have been doing like what they do in those movies-” Alucard has been watching cheesy rom coms in attempts to learn how to flirt, “-trying to woo you, but you just haven’t caught on.”

You couldn’t keep yourself from laughing, “that’s why you’ve been acting weird?!”

Alucard stays silent.

When you finally stop laughing and catch your breath you rhetorically ask, “Alucard, you do understand that life doesn’t work like that, right? All of those people are actors and the whole thing is scripted.”

Alucard grumbles, “Seras should’ve just let me give you the letter.”

“Letter?” Your curiosity immediately peaks, “you wrote me a letter?”

“Yes,” Alucard pulls the letter out from his jacket and hands it to you. Though he does not show it, he’s nervous as he watches you delicately unfold the paper and your eyes skin across it.

“Huh,” you keep your look unwavering as you look back up at him. Knowing that your unimpressed demeanor has him sweating bullets, then you fold up the paper and with a smirk say, “I could get used to these types of letters.”

“So that means you’ll let me court you?” Alucard asks.

You chuckle, “it’s called dating now, but yes, I’ll let you ‘court’ me.”

Alucard gets the biggest smile, “I told Seras the letter would work.”

“Yeah, you shouldn’t take dating advice from her anymore,” you laugh.

“Well I shouldn’t need to, now  that we’re together,” Alucard says happily.

You just roll your eyes and wave your hand to shoo him away, “alright, now go, I have to finish my work!”

“As you wish,” Alucard tips his head and leaves, now a very happy man to be courted with you.

Pip Bernadotte 

You and Pip are laughing and joking around like usual, but out of nowhere with absolutely no context he says “you make it very hard for me, you know?”

You and him tend to joke around, making lewd jokes, so you assume that’s what he’s doing now, “yes, I know. I wouldn’t be surprised if you had a picture of me you wank off to every night.”

Pip shakes his head, “no, not that way. Well, not all ze time, but zat’s not what I’m talkin’ about now.”

“What are you talking about then?” You ask Pip.

“Not to kiss you, I think about it all ze time,” Pip’s attitude is no longer playful. He constantly thinks about what it’d be like to hold you tight as he gives your soft lips tender kisses. You make him so happy and you’re all he thinks about. 

You go back to not taking him seriously and thinking this is a joke. So you decide to test him like you’ve done before and playfully say, “do it then.”

Pip is tired of all the joking, he leans in and kisses you so passionately, the world fades away. At this moment the rest of the world fades, it’s only you and him as it should be, always and forever.

When you two break apart, you're both breathing heavily, the kiss stole all the air out of both of your lungs and after a long pause Pip finally breaks the silence, “zat what I meant.”

You couldn’t help but chuckle, “I’ve already figured that out by now.” “Just makin’ sure-” Pip smiles, “-because it took you zis long.”

You roll your eyes and Pip steals another kiss, which he will be doing with every chance he gets from now on.

#alucrd #no life king #hellsing ultimate #hellsing fandom #alucard hellsing #hellsing #hellsing fanfiction #alucard fanfiction #alucard x reader #alucard #hellsing alucard #hellsing organization #hellsing x reader #alucard x you #hellsing ova #hellsing pip #pip #pip bernadotte #pip x reader #seras victoria #hellsing seras #seras hellsing #seras #victoria seras

[shihlun]

Jun Ichikawa

- No Life King

1989

#jun ichikawa #no life king #市川準 #ノーライフキング #nolifeking #japanese film #1989

[pumpkin-patch-cat]

THE HELLSING FANDOM IS FEEDING ME THIS MORNING.

All this Alucard content from CoD has made my day AHHHHH ❤️🖤❤️🖤

#bark bark bark #over here fangirlin' TF out! #alucard #the count #no life king #hellsing #hellsing ultimate #cod mw2 #CoD

[noiralei]

#hellsing #alucard #vladcard #vlad iii #dracula #no life king

[vanerchest]

Halloween King !

The king of Halloween Alucard is HERE!

#halloween #spooky season #spooky #happy halloween #alucard hellsing #hellsing alucard #hellsing ultimate #hellsing #art #digital art #fan art #fanart #alucard #artwork #digital #illustration #vampire #no life king #Vanerchest

[skeletonfumes]

Hellsing Ultimate (2006-2012)

#hellsing ultimate #hellsing #anime #00s anime #mygifs #gifset #fangs #kouta hirano #nlk #no life king

[merumely]

How identical are these two panels in terms of the softness Alucard displays here.

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #alucard #alucard hellsing #dracula #count dracula #no life king

[faithintheunknownsblog]

thinking about vladcard (human vlad) who when he goes on missions and is away from the reader, he writes a thousand letters a week! Super cute ❤️‍🩹

Aight imma need to put a Trigger Warning to this response bc imma talk about ✨blood and death✨

Okay, so, I wouldn’t say thousands but he’ll definitely try to send you one everyday just to let you know he’s CONSTANTLY thinking about you.

Vlad always writes every letter he sends to anyone twice, first one he writes in a journal he has specifically for keeping logs on what he wrote. The second letter he writes is the exact same as the one in the journal, then he sends that one out.

Vlad does the same for you BUT he has a journal dedicated to just the letters he sends to you. The letters he writes for you don’t get mixed into the ones he writes to everyone else.

If he notices he’s running low on ink he’ll save it for the letters to you and for the letters he’s sending to other people he’ll use the blood of his enemies or his fallen comrades. Whichever one he can get ahold of faster.

And if he still runs out of ink he will use blood to write the letters but he will only use his blood for your letters, including the ones for the journal specifically for you.

At the time pigeons were the ones to carry letters, so that’s what he uses for everyone else but for you he uses his white dove for your letters.

You both have a white dove to use for carrying your letters back and forth since doves represent your love for one another. Doves are the symbol of love and that’s exactly what you two express in each letter.

Vlad will do anything and everything to make sure the letters he gets from you don’t get destroyed. He tries to do the same for the journal that has the copies of the letters he writes to you as well. But saving the letters you write him comes before anything else.

And nobody is allowed to touch them, let alone read them. One of his subordinates made that mistake and Vlad made him into an example… It wasn’t pretty but it got his point across.

Letters between you two mean everything to him, so he may not send thousands, but every loving word he puts in one letter is worth getting a million of them. You will never not feel all his love for you when you read his letters.

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #hellsing fandom #alucard hellsing #alucard #hellsing alucard #hellsing fanfiction #hellsing organization #hellsing ova #hellsing x reader #alucard x reader #alucard fanfiction #alucard headcanons #alucard x you #no life king #vladcard #long post

[shihlun]

Jun Ichikawa

- No Life King

1989

#jun ichikawa #no life king #1989 #ノーライフキング #市川準 #nolifeking #japanese film

[a-dope-fiend]

made more heart memes for lulu because he is so lovely and pretty and gorgeous and a babe and i love him and-*i am forcibly yanked by the vaudeville hook*

#pretty vampire hubby <333 #hellsing #alucard #hellsing ultimate #no life king

[bookwormmedz]

Headcanons on alucard's and Walter's friendship. (Things they do together etc)

Okay guys, this request is great and I intend to make it as GOOFY as possible because I love these two and I love their chemistry. They give the feel of lifelong friends who know everything you shouldn't know about each other. Let's get started!

Alucard and Walter C. Dornez Friendship Headcanons

🕰️ They play golf. Like in the dead of night. After Walter has finished for the day. It's indoors, but it's fun. They make random wagers that they never really hold each other to.

🕰️ When Alucard is not on a job, he likes to accompany Walter in the kitchen and chat to him whilst he works. At first he thought this might be infernally annoying for his friend but he came to find out that Walter actually appreciates the extra voice in the room.

🕰️ They read, or like, have a mini book club meet every week in Integra's library. Integra begrudgingly stays there just to make sure her library is fine, but she's secretly quite interested to see what the two think of the erotica they're reading. Spicy.

🕰️ They shoot together. This is usually when Alucard is testing new guns and weapons. Walter demonstrates to show him grip and aim options. And then eventually it turns into them casually shooting targets, and then a "friendly" competition to see who gets the most accurate and lethal shots.

🕰️ They have meetings, one on one. Walter gets updates on external affairs from Alucard, and Alucard makes deeper inquiries about the state of affairs at home.

🕰️ They make fun of the monarchy. Most of their jokes are cracked around and regarding this subject. Integra doesn't really take to it so kindly, in which case they have to put on their poker faces until she leaves. That's Alucard's cue to begin laughing maniacally whilst Walter wears a sliver of a grin on his usually serious face.

🕰️ They both read a lot of philosophy, so they also get into a lot of sometimes heated debates with each other. In the end it's all good though.

🕰️ Both of them often contemplate the meaning of mortal and immortal life together.

#Alucard #Walter #Walter C Dornez #Alucard Hellsing #Hellsing #Hellsing Ultimate #Hellsing Anime #No Life King #Friendship Headcanons #Headcanons #HCs #Anime Headcanons #Writing #Requests #Hellsing Organization

[grimissleepy]

Me: I need to watch A, B, C, and D, but I don’t ever have the time

Also Me: *starts watching one piece instead and gets to episode 300 within a month*

#one piece #going crazy #no life king #speed run #hehehe

[aaamike]

Holy fuck I have no life

Oh. That’s cool...

#pain #no life king #thanks tumblr #lol