#website generates

[crabussy]

reblog for a larger sample size and to reduce sample bias!!

#IF ITS NOT CLEAR THIS IS A JOKE POLL #I'm poking lighthearted fun at all the clearly biased polls that go around on this website #many of which were made by yours truly #e.g. the queer/not queer polls #like its tumblr. you are not looking at the general population #anyway its all in good fun ^_^ #unreality

[acidgirl]

#if one more person tries to act like netflix sending a mediocre band to a picket line as a form of retaliation #is an actual thing that could happen i will kill you #also if you guys can’t handle a little jab at one of the most milquetoast pop bands of the current era #iiiiiiii don’t think you’re ready for this website or the internet in general #just because somsone does good stuff does not mean i have to like their stuff

[pizzat-i]

drew these dorks on aggie and rendered it on csp :]

#my art #armitage hux #general hux #captain phasma #kylo ren #star wars sequel trilogy #hints of: #kylux #anyways do they go honkshooshoo or snork mimimimi place your votes somewhere idk how this website works

[voistly]

do you think the obsession with ‘style consistency’ in online art communities is mostly caused by this idea that your art style needs to be easily marketable & recognizable as a brand (especially when you’re working as a freelancer). i see the /least/ amount of progress in my art whenever i try to aim for style consistency. i don’t know exactly where i’m going with this but i think there’s some sort of connection between trying to monetize/market your art & limiting your growth as an artist. and i think it’s very sad.

#in theory i don't really want to monetize my art i just want to make things. but if i was going to make money out of anything #i'd at least want it to be something i like doing. you understand my problem. #i don't know if i posted this before & deleted it. i have a tendency of deleting my thoughts as soon as i post them. but #this is something i think about a lot. especially when i think about my goals for the future. like opening up a patreon. or making a website #i don't know what makes my art 'my art' other than the fact i made it. i don't know how to theme my future patreon or my website #and it stresses me out thinking that i'll do better if i can market it in a specific linear way #that isn't really natural to how i think about art in general

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I'm allowed to make this joke, but I love that Jewish death rituals are like:

"Pfeh, for what should I spend $12,000 on a big fekakte box they see only for five minutes before they cover it with dirt?"

"Don't waste my good suit what might fit my nephew Lev if the bum should ever even try to get a real job!"

"Embalming? Don't mind me, I'll rot in the dark."

#There is standardized Yiddish transliteration and I fart in it's general direction #Anyway Jewish ritual plain box simple shift closed casket no embalming #Spend money on bagels for after #There are a lot of prescribed behaviors for how to behave at the Shiva (mourning house calls) #My family observes none of them. We treat it like a family reunion #If you want all my petty family funeral drama though maybe a different post? #But seriously Christian funerals are such a huge scam. Taking advantage of people at their most vulnerable. #If you have an iron stomach go read about what happens to a corpse when it decays in a vacuum sealed coffin #Death #Death rituals #Judaism #jewish #Jumblr #Jew stuff #post o' mine #Clearing out the drafts #Offensive Yiddish accent clichés are for Jews only. #For this we came to America? To get made fun of on the feygele website by our great grandchildren?

[aerithisms]

i understand what people are saying when they talk about fandom overstating the importance of farcille to the dunmeshi narrative and that their frustrations are related to a larger frustration with fandom in general prioritising shipping over other relationships/narrative themes. HOWEVER i do find it a little suspect and annoying that the one time the Big Tumblr Thing Of The Month has a popular f/f ship that the fandom is over-extrapolating from in the same way that fandom usually over-extrapolates m/m relationships i'm suddenly seeing all these posts complaining about it

#blahs #dungeon meshi #like i get it i too wish people didn't laser focus on ships so much and i have complained about this very thing a lot before #but to a certain extent it's a losing battle to complain about shipping on the shipping website #fandom is as fandom does! and fandom usually does not do this for f/f unless it's a specifically sapphic fandom #i can't even get the hotd fandom to rally around rhaenicent which actually IS the whole point of that story lmao #so idk seeing a more general audience fandom like dunmeshi rally around f/f for once is kind of novel and fun to me #and it's not like people are wholesale making up that farcille is important. it IS central to the themes of the story #they're just exaggerating a little. as a treat. i still see a gazillion posts about the boys i think people are interpreting the story fine

[songsofwaterandnight]

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#I made this but I didn't. like i edited the text to say stummy ache instead of curse but the website did the heavy lifting #I randomly remembered that death generator is free and amazing when I was having a stummy ache a few nights ago #then I randomly remembered that I randomly remembered that just now #castlevania #castlevania 2 Simon's quest #what a horrible night to have a curse #death generator #rambles of water and night

[electric-rabbits]

Very bad news guys, I think I have Spies Are Forever Disease, where instead of a brain there is 2016s hit independent musical Spies Are Forever

#spies are forever #if it werent for the fact that curt is actually in this godforsaken website id be saying so much about how hot he is #in general but especially in this #but i shall remain quiet. i wont verbalize my thoughts

[heartorbit]

SPARKLE ON ✨✨✨

#project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #gif #blinking #proseka #sparkle on! #i was gonna queue this for wednesday but thats so painful for me so happy wonderhoy its wednesday sunday #kirakira dokidoki mochimochi puyopuyo wakuwaku wasshoi #i went through hell and high water and like 8 online free glutterbtext gif generator websites to find the exact font #thank you glittertextonline dot com #ive thought about drawing a lot of jerma bullshit as wxs. plesde be thankful that im focusing on artfight #the nene985 dollhouse is still on my mind. i wanna draw her leaping out of that window really bad #idk what to type here since this is like a week i advance and i wont remember scheduling this in about 20 minutes. ummmm #OHHH I HOPE MY GUITAR IS FIXED BY THE TIME THIS POSTS I FOUND A USED AMP FOR MY BIRTHDAY ^___^ I WANNA PLAY YIPPEEEEE #anyways.... be who you are. shalalalaaaa ^_^

[pansylair]

Lots of new work now available and more to soon be at the Jonathon Bancroft-Snell Gallery! 🌱

Post 1/3, check out their website for further info/contact!

video id:

A reel of ceramic charms and small sculptures; a bipedal dinosaur with loon markings. a blue and white bird with black striping and wings outstretched. a blue spotted paint horse. a black and yellow two headed canine with a yellow flower illustrated on its back. a black and yellow dimetrodon with a white belly and white spots on its sail. a black and white mouse with long wire whiskers and a red flower with a checkerboard center on its back. a green mini amphora with a smiling green beetle and hearts surrounding it, and finally a pink amphora with two serpents surrounded by stars and flora. gold lustre accents are applied to all pieces.

#ceramics #sculpture #animals #pottery #charms #trinkets #prices are listed on their instagram so far and will be listed on the website soon! #dm if you needed a price in the meantime! #pricings generally between $55-300cad ^^

[noknowshame]

listen, I do not condone historical misinformation, but there is nothing I get delight out of more than this absolutely batshit article from a religious website that unironically lists Flint as a mythological god of pirates

#they dont get it but they do get it. get it? #this article is written with the same completely nonsensical cadence as that 'some sort of mansquito' post #we're talking like. Philomena Cunk levels of misunderstanding and misinterpretation #it appears to be a website about judaism? but the url name comes from a branch of hinduism. so...? not sure what angle this is coming from #EDIT: yah this whole site is definitely AI generated #and why is FLINT the only name that's bolded?? i didnt do that. he's never even mentioned again

[itwoodbeprefect]

i have. a question

#the first fic poll brought this to mind because tokio hotel was a Big Deal on very early quizlet.nl #(before justin bieber came on the scene. followed closely by one direction. followed by a slow website death) #i wouldn't be very surprised if there's a decently sized young crowd even in my exact part of the world for whom this is Too Old #which is. wild. but in general i've just always wondered if they. you know. broke containment at all #did this leave europe?? god i should look at fic numbers on ao3 maybe. hm. #*

[develop-your-oc]

what do y'all do when it comes to naming an oc? specifically, an oc that refuses to be named? you know they have a name, they know they have a name, but it's a secret they're keeping from you, which is completely unfair because *you made them* but they just stick their tongue out at you all annoying-like and then tell you their favorite flower. :/

#generators are helpful in some cases but not others #many lists i see circulate are filled with an overwhelming amount of personal preference and occasionally some very choice spelling #baby name websites consist of names i a) would never use and b) already do #i even have my own personal list of names saved for such a situation... and yet! 😒 #*wobbles my unnamed ocs like they're laminated* give me a name. an alias. anything! so you can stop being a vague concept!!!

[tazmiilly]

i already miss sharing my art here. there are a lot of you who are very kind to me and my work, so i dont want to drop the people who find enjoyment in what i do... the support ive gotten really means a lot to me

#still brainstorming how i wanna go about sharing stuff #just letting people know: i do know about glazing art #i have issues with tumblr making a profit off of art ive poured years into. poisoning the ai doesnt stop the fact that tumblr #has already made that money #i dont want them to think i'll keep supporting their website if they make decisions like that #anyways #it just sucks bc i do like it here #i like the way this place is set up generally speaking

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"distant relative" i assume you are referring to my father?

#happy father's day everyone! #mine was fucking terrible he received a C- rating at best #and that is me being fucking GENEROUS with the grading rubric yeah #anyway i love and respect anyone who feels the need to quietly publicly shame their negligent father figure on anonymous social media #there should be a RateMyProfessor website but it's RateMyParents #it would serve no possible practical purpose but it would be as potentially psychologically scalding as a ghost pepper and/or supernova so. #do it #.......that could actually be so interesting #comparing and contrasting the reviews of siblings and half-siblings and step-siblings #the differences in parental perception between the Black Sheep/Scapegoat and the Golden Child and the Middle Child and So On #(on that note why are the two main idioms for being blacklisted in your own family both *livestock* related who laid that groundwork) #ANYway. back to RateMyFather #this one dad gets nine 5-star reviews and one absolutely SCATHING no-stars review #which mathematically leaves him with a 4.5 rating BUT #the main thing you are left wondering is how did one dad end up with TEN reviews that is in itself an Indictment

[hugheses]

public service announcement: the nhl website recently changed their photo hosting service to something that makes it much easier to scrape the full 4k images off the site. if u want pics of your blorbos in beautiful hd, right click to open image in new tab and then edit the url following this 👇

update: since posting this i have discovered that if you think a photo is cropped and you want to get whatever's been trimmed off, insert "-c_pad" after the "size60". so that one section should read /t_ratio16_9-size60-c_pad/ (or whatever the ratio is, but in my experience it seems to always be 16x9) it will have white borders bc the aspect ratio will be the same but youll get the full image and you can just crop it yourself. theoretically you should be able to change the ratio directly but every time i have tried on the nhl site it has just given me an http error, but if anyone wants to do some experimenting themselves to see if they can figure it out, please do :)

#for some reason this is not a thing many people know how to do but similar methods work on a lot of websites #i wrote a long ass tutorial thread on twt forever ago about how to do this in general... if ppl want i could try to migrate it here #it's not one size fits all you just have to do a bunch of case by case testing usually. but this should work for anything on the nhl websit #i hope this helps ppl :) #nhl #hockey