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victoriadallonfan · 2 months
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I can’t believe people are saying the Glasgow Willy Wonka experience was a failure.
It gave us The Unknown and for that, it was worth every traumatized child.
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aduare · 25 days
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how am I supposed to dress myself when I only want to look like:
1. a fairy princess
2. a funky lesbian
3. I could kill you with a sword
4. I’ll bite you (sexual)
5. I’ll bite you (nonsexual)
they should organize clothing stores by vibes
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agni-ashes · 1 year
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“look at etho! it’s so cute, he’s in his little hole!” (-pearl)
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its 3:24am and i’m not going to question my brain i will just regret this when i wake up.
goddamn you scott smajor for making your videos so goddamn entertaining sigh
to whoever accidentally sees this i’m so sorry it’s because of scott’s pov of double life ep 6 somehwer around the 20:50 mark i apologise
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photmath · 1 year
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EMILY STAND UP GIRL THIS ISNT U
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but i am very tempted, i do fall into traps, like today we just went grocery shopping (i was gone for 30 minutes and y’all blew my notifs up 😭) and i bought Cocoa Puffs after debating them for 2 WEEKS
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wren-kitchens · 8 months
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i think the funniest thing i’ve started doing since I began the wolf joel series is that I just. forgot that romantic relationships existed
like the wolf joel series contains entirely platonic relationships, which are as intimate and important as any romantic relationship i’ve ever written but they are completely platonic and I just sorta forgot that any other relationship existed-
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vilf-lover · 10 months
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late night drive, windows down, head out the window, surrounded by nature
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laudthingcat · 11 months
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Almost had a heart attack
Got a random ass discord update an hoooly shit it was so fucking bad
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porer · 2 years
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“dnd” doesn’t even refer to a specific game anymore to me if anyone asks me what I’m doing that night and I’m playing some complex scifi space opera fantasy over discord im just “playin some dnd”
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bronzebluemind · 1 year
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SEDLAK WHY
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ilovedogsokay · 2 years
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Me when I forgot my shampoo at the gym once
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altjellyfish · 2 years
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what a funky little guy i hope i don’t base my whole personality around him
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alocalfrog · 7 days
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
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skenpiel · 27 days
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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground
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x0401x · 19 days
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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bonesandthebees · 1 month
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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greelin · 8 months
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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.
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