#where Alhaitham gets trapped in some dream or something

[starcurtain]

Sometimes, I think about how much Alhaitham's entire adult life has been shaped by Kaveh and I just... have to sit down for a second.

Kaveh was Alhaitham's first, and, as far as we've been told, only friend until recently. At the very least, Kaveh was likely his only close friend throughout Alhaitham's entire schooling years, from teens into adulthood.

Alhaitham lives in the house he received for his work with Kaveh. The house Alhaitham lives in wouldn't even exist without Kaveh.

Alhaitham's ideology and behavior have been shaped by his diametric opposition to Kaveh's perspectives. He acts and thinks the way he does in part because of how their debating over years shaped how Alhaitham sees the world.

He's become an active part of a friend group almost entirely because of Kaveh. Alhaitham's story quest says that he didn't become particularly friendly with the rest of Sumeru's saviors even after they saved the archon, but now we see him hanging out with Cyno and Tighnari all the time because Kaveh was friends with them first and eased the way.

He even drinks a particular brand of coffee because he and Kaveh picked it together.

If you removed all trace of Kaveh from Alhaitham's life, virtually nothing would be the same. He wouldn't live where he does now. His house wouldn't look like it does inside at all. He very likely wouldn't have a single close friend. His ideology would probably be significantly more pragmatic and cold. Literally the only thing in Alhaitham's current life that hasn't been shaped in some way by Kaveh is Alhaitham's job. Which is... probably why work is Alhaitham's least favorite aspect of life.

Meanwhile, Kaveh is honest to archons over here wondering "What does Alhaitham even think about me?"

I don't know, buddy, probably that you're his whole world?

#haikaveh #kavetham #genshin impact #alhaitham #kaveh #Alhaitham is down horrendous #we should make more fun of him #bro met one pretty boy #and rearranged his entire life to make it happen #please someone write me a fic #where Alhaitham gets trapped in some dream or something #where Kaveh never existed #and everything in his life is completely different #and therefore completely miserable #just sayin #I'd read that #(Does it already exist?)

[theastrical]

Honeymoon with genshin men

honeymoon with genshin men! (their choices of destination, where do you guys stay at, and their action to showcase their love for you)

kaeya, diluc, zhongli, childe, alhaitham x reader

Kaeya’s Nobel Honeymoon

His plan is to make you feel like a royalty, as if you guys are indeed a heir to the crown or maybe the one holding the highest rank in the country. Well you two can only imagine right?

He bought a whole suite for you guys to stay in Airelles (Château De Versailles), France. The suite is called Suite Necker, It’s a beautiful suite, a magnificent one. The view is also wonderful, especially in spring.

He bought the suite for 4 nights, while he also makes sure both of you can have some fun times by participating in the palace tour or the dance in the royal ball.

Helps you whenever you need to fix your clothes, he also manage to fix any clothes malfunction, just incase it would embarrass you, he would fix it without you knowing; act of service is his passion.

Will take you out to some local choices restaurants, he pick the best one, not the one that are meant for tourist. He wants you to have the best food without thinking about the money you both spend over some tourist trap. (While eating, he would always prepare you and your food first, his? Later would be alright. He doesn’t eat his food when you haven’t start eating it)

Would photographed you across the city, the suites, the palace and everywhere you go. His excuse? “I just need to commemorate some beautiful things in here..”

Will buy some souvenirs you’re looking at, especially when you decide not to buy it. He would buy 3 kinds of it and pretend to also like it. Shows it to you (as a surprise) after you both get home from the honeymoon.

Diluc’s cottage dream

He rent a luxurious chalet, the name is chalet melilot. It’s Specifically placed near the mountainside of switzerland so you both can have morning stroll everyday in your honeymoon. Wants to be intact with mother nature since he thought it’ll be more private and sensational.

Thought it’ll be great if you guys also do some surveys around the country for housing if you both enjoyed the country environment.

He would hire a local chef to make you both three course meal for lunch and dinner, it’s all Switzerland’s traditional specialties. Specifically made using organic products and original recipe. He wants you to taste the best healthy and tasty meal, while savouring every each bite.

Every day when you guys walk around the mountain and feel even the slightest bit of cold, he would let you use his jacket, the scent is like firewood, so much like diluc.

At night, he would take you out to the city and even take shots of you using his polaroid. Every pictures he take is meant to be inside his small album of you and him (which he would present it, at the end of the joirney), he would pick the best pictures for his wallet. He seem to have everything in remembrance of you.

At the end of the honeymoon, he surprised you with a dog…a samoyed. It’s a cute thought, also an attentive one. “i know i wouldn’t always be at home and i’m sorry, this honeymoon make me realise that giving you my best is my priority and i will do so by giving you an accompany…this samoyed of our will be our forever accompany in this marriage okay…?”

Childe’s new home

Ajax didn’t like those romantic and sensational types diluc is into, he’s certainly into kaeya’s idea, but he wouldn’t want that either, it’s too cliché. He wants something traditional and refreshing to you. Something that he wants you to experience only with him, not exactly traditional, not exactly romantic, but certainly fresh. It’s not exactly the typical “honeymoon”, since his purpose is to make this trip unforgettable for both of you, and to learn everything about you both.

And that’s to travel around the world to search for a new home, he thought it’ll be better to stay in his hometown but for the sake of you, he wants to make a fresh new start. At your first stop, you guys explore Europe, especially around Sweden and Greece. The second stop is to explore around Asia, which is Mongolia and Vietnam. it’s such a fascinating trip for you both. The third stop is New Zealand, your once go-to-list. To live under these countries culture and to feel as one. You guys kept on trying to adapt to the new environment and it makes you both know each other’s habit easily.

You guys have stayed in numerous hotels and apartments. It’s not exactly romantic nor is it special, it’s both of your purpose to make this trip a whole get-away for newlyweds pressure and such. but makes it endearing is how you both eventually just fall asleep within each other embrace, just resting peacefully in ajax’s chest, while his arm delicately circled your waist. He’s a warm blanket and you’re his beloved plushies.

He would tie your shoes, help you with your bags or laundry, and over all, he’s the one helping you in any chores and in any given chance. He wants you to enjoy this trip without having the burden to do this and that. He just wants you to lay back and have your whole attention to him. Ajax only purpose is to see your smile at the end of the road.

When you both are just too exhausted to explore, you guys would order local take outs and eat it like a hungry fish would. He would laugh and you would teased him. It’s just a moment of laughter and satisfaction. No such a thing as workloads. Just you both having the time of your life together.

Zhongli’s relaxing party

This man’s honeymoon idea is exactly like how you imagine it. Boring but addictive at some way. you both would explore pretty gardens, lovely mountainsides, tea parties, and museum, at taiwan. It’s such a boring idea, but whatever make zhongli smile and whatever make you feel like at an old grandpa house is exactly what you called “the zhongli zone”. It’s comforting, being with zhongli, already feels like you’re being snuggled by a huge polar bear.

He’s such a sweetheart for always making the trip as…relaxing as possible, not wanting to pressure you with the family’s perspective of how newlyweds should act.

It’s not like you’re the one who’s pampering zhongli, he is also trying his best to be suitable enough as the one who court you first. He dips himself inside the hot spring while snuggling with you, he shops some random goods with you, and he also do tea testing by sharing the same cup as you. So relaxing…it makes you forget that you will continue to work again soon sigh.

“do you like this tea? I made this out of boredom and i saw you getting exhausted just by running through stores at the local shops…the goods are okay but i suggest you to keep your health the same, okay?”, this translates to “i’m worried about you, please don’t tire yourself. I want you to be as careful as you are with me when you take care of yourself.” Nonetheless, serves you the tea and even gives you a heartwarming kith on your cheeks.

he would buy you some keychains, handmade ones since he believes it’s more practical for it’s creativity and thoughts in it…also because he appreciates people’s handcraft. He still keeps your handmade bracelets even at your wedding day. he also picks you small pretty flowers when you both were strolling around the floral garden. Fresh and beautiful, just like you (he initially want to say this but he tries not to make it cheesy).

Silently serves you like a dutiful servant would. Makes you tea, cooks you meal, and makes sure you’re well rested. He always wants to pay back the things you did for him, he knows it’s not 100% the same, but he wants you to know that…this honeymoon is made especially for you. After covering you with the blanket and puts on some scented candles. He whispers at night when you were already asleep, “sorry i can’t be the best, but i’ll always be here when you need me. I love you.“

Alhaitham’s wonder of the world

You present him a ticket to travel Papua especially Raja Ampat for your honeymoon and he was so excited, he holds your hand with glimmering eyes…with a calm devoted look. He’s always been this way, hard to show his emotion, even when he’s screaming internally.

When you both arrived, he prepared everything for both of you so you don’t have to stressed out. He loves being the one in charge of itinerary, he loves to work on the schedules. You would see him humming with a straight face in his work office while he’s typing down the things you would do together as husband and wife.

he sets you both up to a diving session. He’s so excited he talks about it all night along. You can hear his yap even at the first day you got there. He loves nature, the sea, and everything inside that deep ocean. You were kind of scared of the ocean, you confessed that at first, and he looks at you with confusion before he say such a reassurance that makes you rethink if this is THE Alhaitham you’re thinking of. “if you’re scared, hold my hand and close your eyes..i promise, i’ll be there, beside you.”

That words he make instantly scarred your heart with love. You don’t even know how it makes you fall harder for him. But you did, you trusted him with your whole life, you hold his hands and he dive you into the sea-worlds. He giggles when he sees you all scared…he hugged you while you both dive so you won’t be scared or sink when you’re not in his watch. “don’t be coy now…trust me, i won’t let you out of my sight.”

When you got back home…you don’t even know how he made you so in love. Sigh…alhaitham, the man you are..

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#zhongli x reader #childe x reader #kaeya x reader #diluc x reader #alhaitham x reader #genshin headcanons #genshin fanfic #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin fluff #kaeya fluff #diluc fluff #zhongli fluff #childe fluff #alhaitham fluff

[temporarypasserby]

𝕃𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕤, ℂ𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕒, & 𝔸𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟

previously

"did you get an offer for the live action of a silent voice?"

"yes but I had to refuse because I had already agreed for doing 'the proposal'."

"really?"

"yes why?"

"..."

"you did the same thing, didn't you?"

"you're gonna be the death of me. didn't we agree on not doing two film together in a row?" you say looking at the man who's still reading. "we'll just have to do three then," he replies not looking up. "stop joking, you ass-" "i'm not joking. we can just say that our companies are entering in a collaboration and chose us to represent it." "but that's fake" "you could ask your manager since clearly you find it a problem," he said and you sighed. you pull out your phone and text your manager.

alhaitham looked outside and saw that the car was nearing his house. "did the driver forget you're here?" he asked and you just smiled at him in response. "[name]. what's going on?" he asked squinting his eyes at you. his phone then vibrates and lights up. he checks the notification and sees a message from his manager. he can feel the color draining from his face as he reads the text.

hello alhaitham,

I've been contacted by one of your co-stars' company after you told them that you'd like to film more movies with [name]. I'm really glad that you're getting along well. we're currently talking about making a collaboration with their company. we will most likely announce it after the filming of your next movie. whole we are discussing the terms, she'll be staying at your house.

"i've got to be dreaming," he said looking at you who was now playing with his cat. "you dream about me being your roommate? I'm flattered," you tease. "i already have one headache called kaveh. I don't need another one." "don't call kaveh a headache. he's a sweet guy unlike you." "of course you'd think that," he rolled his eyes. "meow twice if you want me to live with your dad, alhaitham jr" you say still playing with the cat. he meows twice and alhaitham groans. of course you'd use his own cat against him. the driver parks the limousine and you both get out.

alhaitham didn't have too many people working in his villa and he liked it like that. you take out your suitcase and go inside without waiting for alhaitham. you knew his house by heart since you usually went to visit kaveh. you even had an unofficial room there. "where's kaveh?" you asked alhaitham as he entered inside. "fortunately for me, he's filming abroad," he said. "he's gonna miss on some fun," you mutter and alhaitham looks at skeptically. you shoot him an innocent smile and say, "nothing much since you're such a boring person." he just scoffs and goes to his room.

the next time he comes back out is for dinner. "and here is a rare species called alhaitham in his natural habitat," you say while recording him walking downstairs. "this species is almost extinct because no one wants to be with him," you laugh and he takes your phone away from you as he continues to walk towards the dining room. "hey! give it back!" you shout running after him. "you want it? take it," he says placing it on a very high shelf. "i'll get you back for that," you say trying to find a way to get up. "sure you will," he says amused. you then decide to climb on a chair to get it.

"what's for dinner?" "whatever the cook made." "can't you cook for yourself?" "why do you want to taste food made by me?" "you'd probably poison it." "i would," he said. you both had a quiet dinner. alhaitham thought you were being too quiet. "what are you planning?" he asked. you gasp as if offended, "me? planning something? when do I ever do stuff like that?" you bat your lashes at him and he scoffs. you laugh, "I'm just thinking about the next movie. I'm not up to anything." "that's uncharacteristically responsible of you." "rude. I should hide put traps in your library for that," you joke. he rolls his eyes. "you better not. I'll stop you from seeing my cat if you do." "alright, I promise to not mess with your library," you say. you do end up keeping your promise and messing with him in another way.

#al haitham #alhaitham x you #alhaitham x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact #genshin x you #al haitham x reader #alhaitham #words of a passerby

[insideous-beez]

Shout out to my WEIRD ASS DREAMS

TW: Planetary body horror, normal body horror, gore, fire, bullying, cheating, homelessness, zombies. None of these were distressing because it's all just story that my brain randomly generated.

Gonna try to be brief otherwise I might write a novel.

My dream last night included, in this order:

Me as a homeless child living in a grocery store where a mad scientist worked and his two sons of similar age to me bullied me by setting whole sections of the store on FIRE to trap me inside. Somehow none of the adults ever saw the evidence of bullying and assumed I was making things up when I told them.

Skip to different part of the dream where I am suddenly an adult (separate from the prior scenario, aka not the same person somehow but still me?). Zombie virus except it works by the rules of "if you don't move or speak they can't see you..." kind of. It takes a long time for them to process so if something else is moving that is not a zombie, it'll go after that first. The zombie part of the dream started in a hospital where I was trying to help my mom get to a recovery room after surgery (yes, unrealistic) but suddenly she didn't exist anymore and some dude handed out a ton of guns and we got to zombie survival.

Zombies suddenly didn't matter anymore because Uta from One Piece Film Red was holding a concert?

Another scenario change where zombies aren't an issue anymore and I'm heading into a mix of the Akademia with modern corporate skyscraper building vibes. Zhongli (from Genshin) is my husband, which made me happy until my brain was like "oh actually, backstory time, he is cheating on u." -_- k.

While one version of me is trying to figure out where TF Zhongli went when he suddenly started acting sus and sprinted up the fire escape (to meet with some lady he was cheating on me with) a completely different version of me is in outer space altering the fabric of reality by trying to identify and merge whole ass planets

Akademia!Me decides she wants to pet some dogs and cats to de-stress over being cheated on. Yes the animals are casually in the Akademia. It is here where I learn that, apparently, my dream just gave me the same backstory as Alhaitham and decided that was good enough. I accidentally release a dog from the little therapy kennel area and a fire drill begins so I use the chaos to sprint up the stairs and go to find Zhongli, who I apparently care about finding again? This is the last time you will see Akademia!Me. The rest of the dream is from Space!Me's perspective observing the fallout of merging planets.

Back to Space!Me. So, most of these planets are gas giants and some are like Earth but with more land and less water. For some reason, with my fancy technology, I've identified that there is a single "anti-virus" planet and the rest are "viruses." No, I don't know what this means. Space!Me apparently does and decides to merge them all to cure the "virus." One of these planets had the Akademia on it.

What happens when planets are merged? Apparently, they become flesh.

Giant flesh planet. Thankfully with an outer crust that is still mostly dirt for a little less trauma.

The visual that occurred was layers forming within the hollow planet the Akademia was on until it became a solid planet like ours, except, oh yeah, it's made out of muscle and flesh. Some of the flesh slivers broke out through the crust of the planet and pierced through people. Some craters in the planet suddenly got filled with flesh and earth. Anyone standing in these craters got their legs merged into the planet.

Space!Me, who is an unobservable third party, is cringing as she observes the kind of injuries that have occurred as a result of people being run through by spears of flesh and muscle. Some of them are alive and definitely shouldn't be.

The Akademia has a weirdly chipper and unaffected student council leader who sets up a white board and decides to continue lessons in front of the whole student body that is standing in the evacuation field, pierced bodies and all.

Then I wake up! WOW! WEIRD SHIT!

This wasn't even the full dream, I just think the earlier parts weren't interesting enough to describe. I wanted to show y'all the weird shit I dream up.

#dreams #dream story #storytelling #horror #body horror #idk what else to tag this with its 7:30 am i just woke up and typed out my weird fucjing dream and now im gonna go back to sleep #fucking byeeeeeeee