"if you don't say exactly what this character is you're copping out and it's not real representation!" sorry the author didn't know what was wrong with them before they projected their entire personality onto this character and then hung about to see which people identified with them most.
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Weird. ass. dream.
I am driving down to Miami
I have to pee
I am a few yards away from a toll booth
I pull over to the shoulder and get out of my car
Relief. I am finally urinating
With my free hand I reach into my pocket and grab the remote
I press the button
My car drives itself to the toll booth and waits for me
I walk to the toll booth
Why am I naked?
Police show up
They are pushing me
Stop it!
The police and the toll booth operator are walking me to jail
Please keep your hands off me
I said hands off!
Families with their children are waving their support to me
I am cold and where are my clothes?
I wake up
I am cold
And I have to pee
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Lmao I just keep thinking about hilarious miscommunications between me and other people I had as a kid.
Like one time I cut a webkinz hair and my mom and sister got sooo mad at me for it and I didn't understand why (like it wasn't mine so I shouldn't have cut it but still). They were all like "It's a STUFFED ANIMAL it's hair will NOT grow BACK" and I was like "??? Why would I want it to grow back? I cut it so it wouldn't be there anymore duh"
So anyways, after I learned this ✨️valuable lesson✨️ about ownership and inanimate objects at 7 years old (they made me buy my sister a new one except I was 7 so I didn't have money. So they gave me money and then made me pay for it, but like, angrily 🤦♂️) I cut MY hair. Because that *is* mine and it *will* grow back and the fucking bangs were a sensory nightmare.
And they got EVEN MORE MAD!
Directions: unclear
Awe: tism'ed
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