#wifi plays genshin

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

SILLY ARCHON OBTAINED!!!!!! MAY ALL FURINA WANTERS BE FURINA HAVERS

#hush n shush wifi #not brainrot #wifi plays genshin #aaaa she's so pretty #won't be able to level 80 her till later but that's fine #furina sweetie i have an r5 pipe sword just for you #also i'm doing the archon quest. no idea what's happening but i'm kinda here for it #i won't spoil anything tho but if yall see me freaking out you know who i saw #good evening :)

[genshin-impact-updates]

Lynette: Elegance in the Shadows — "Ow... that hurts my ears."

Hello, Travelers~ Today, we will be introducing a new character, Lynette! Taciturn and reserved, the emotions of this magic assistant are as inscrutable as a cat's. Let's get to know her together!

[The GIFs demonstrating Lynette's Normal Attack, Elemental Skill, and Elemental Burst were too large to post to Tumblr. Check the original article here to see them.]

#genshin impact #genshin impact updates #genshin impact news #official #lynette #i think she would get along with alhaitham. they would say nothing they would just get it #also this is a day old by now buy y'know. no wifi and then surgery and then playing game #(it was fine i'll just be in moderate pain for a couple weeks)

[rui-drawsbox]

Comm for @ CitrusCynical! Part one bc I'm working on a few more ♪

#talking about work. first i didn't do much outside sending a lineart today bc *turumrumrum* i got a pc! #yayy! clapclapclap! #still gonna use the laptop to draw since the cpu only has one hdmi entrance and i can't connect the tablet #buuuut i have a piNK KEYBOARD. literally my dream come true #i might be able to play genshin again♪ i might be able to download bg3 in my own pc♪ #I'll be able to use a paint textured brush bigger than 100 pixels♪ #he hehehe hehe #the wifi connection sucks tho. we'll have to connect it with a wire i think #downloading steam at turtle pace lol #rui draw smth #art commisions #commission #oc #original character #im so happy i was literally at the edge all day lsndmsmdm #I'll upload a photo in my twt probably. i wanna show off my pink keyboard pink mouse and pink cat-themed mousepad #I'm also! reclaiming to Clipstudio support for my product key bc i bought it in like 2020 and we lost the email with the code #i have a pirated version but it's old. and i also have enough money rn to buy the newest version but my mom tells me to get my own again #ñeñeñe

[enden-k]

i recently got back into crochet, specifically making chains so that i have something to do with my hands and i think it'd be so cute if kaveh got into crochet to have something to do with his hands and ends up being able to make some small stuff for his friends

iirc kaveh does say he tries out different things (like how he learned to play an instrument) so i feel like you can make him try out anything regarding arts, crafts and music and it would fit him so well/be in character. doing smth w his hands and get into a new craft/possible hobby when hes unable to work on a project, w the bonus of making little somethings for the others........hes so cute

#reply #hcs #headcanons #i dont recall the exact line its been a while since i played genshin properly or went through voice lines #and i cant check rn bc my wifi just died <3

[saetoru]

hi guys currently in the uk in the clouds 😻 caved and spent 10 bucks on wifi that takes 7337 hours to load so there’s that. i can’t even load discord LMAO rip me bugging bub </3 i’m bugging u in spirit bestie 😔 5 hours till i land and then i have another 6 hour flight after that so 🥲 okay i think that’s all the updates for now miss y’all see y’all soon

#⚠︎︎ tw: tee is talking! #i’m tryna get my moneys worth on this wifi #and play genshin #but it’s so slow #that my scara attacks literally 5 seconds after i press attack #he be taking like 2 hits before he lands 1 😭 #rip kuni #u was real #oH #CAT GOT ME A SCARA COMM #I LOVE HER SM #THROWS UP

[monsterhugger]

my fav thing abt genshin impact is that it's basically malware but here i am still playing it

#im very sure it cooked the battery on my phone. played it on vacation and went from like 8 hours of battery life to like 3 #its doing something to my laptop too but i think it's just overheating #like im losing wifi only while playing it and im getting bluescreens periodically #but it's never the same error and it always reboots fine so my guess is overheating or possibly a memory issue #i kinda want to open it up just to check if the fan is jacked #i got this laptop used so it might have been jacked when i got it but only genshin has been intense enough to cause problems #but also i don't know anything abt computers and installing a ssd was scary enough

[mysticalcatcherryblossom]

Having slow internet must kill the characters inside. Especially since they can feel the player metaphorically knocking on their door repeatedly. But since the door is locked for some unknown reason to them. And being jelly of other games who don't need as much wifi. Like my Xiao must have been trying unlock the door for me but couldn't and feeling me make coffees and canoillis for customers in mocharia.

#Let her in! Let her in! #genshin lag #papa louie #genshin xiao #genshin sagau #genshin self aware #papas mocharia #Xiao: pounding on the door to genshin #Xiao: #me: just making coffee and canoillis for the customers in New Pepperton #also me: really wanting to play genshin but slow wifi is a pain in a butt #Slow wifi is always a pain in the butt

[wiresandwifi]

I don’t play genshin but that dottore guy is hot as hell. And I don’t mean his new design i mean this guy

#i want to scrunch up his face in my hands and kiss him on the mouth and ruffle his hair and then he does unethical science and I supply him #with chemicals like a cartoon nurse in a slutty lab coat. #(I literally asked my genshin playing friends who he was and apparently he’s a kind of mad scientist character #so obviously I’m gonna fall in love with him) #wifi connecting

[baeshijima]

i am yet to watch the cyno pv and will get back to u on it once i do

#sophie's idle chatter #NO BC MY TWT WAS FULL OF IT EARLIER THIS MORNING #AND I WATCHED A CLIP WHERE HE SAYS 'found you' AND THEN SOME SCREAMS HAPPEN AND !!! #just from that alone im ready to spend it all for him #even tho i may end up missing the first week of the update bc the wifi comes the week after next ;;w;; #tho to be fair we got a mifi (mini wifi) box today so maybe i can play genshin in the meantime bc of it???? #my parents said the connection was going on and off but so far its fine on my laptop #but we just have to wait and see :')

[chaosinanutshell]

@mari-san-cant sussy anemo archon and inazuman detective activities HAHAHAHAH

plus

I also noticed the water things popped at the same time :D

#chaos ensues #chaos plays genshin (again) #chaos co-op #mari <3 #it was so fun playing together :D #even if my wifi went **** #still dont understand why poof was censored 🤨

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Arlecchino is made for the girls (me) and the gays (also me)

#wifi plays genshin #genshin talk #SHE CAME HOME IN 20 PULLS!!!!!!!!! #HER WEAPON TOOK A BIT LONGER BUT IM SO HAPPY #SHE WANTED TO COME HOME YALL. SHE'S MY HUSBAND #WE ARE HAPPILY WED

[zuble]

i accidentally went a few days without playing genshin, and was like “oh this is fine! i could go the rest of my life without playing it!” but then i played it again and now, again, i can’t stop

#please help i’m in a car with no wifi i can’t play with my magic friends :( #genshin tag

[alchemiclee]

my dad swears we have the fastest internet my isp offers (I looked it up and its 1GB, while the slowest is 300mps) but when I test my speed, it's on average 3-5mps. P A I N.

#how do i convince my dad to call them tO FIX IT. spectrum sucks. we have this issue every year and it takes a year at least to convince #my dad to call them to fix shit. it will shoot up to 100mps for a month and slowly drop back to 0.5mps again #im losing my mind and dont know what to do. i want to do art stuff on stream to try to promote my work and sell things/get comms #but i cannot when internet is trash garbage bullshit and my dad doesnt care #because its not HIS problem. he doesnt use it!!!! #sorry for whining. i cant even upload a picture on tumblr via wifi OR my ethernet connected pc. have to use phone data #ive been downloading the genshin update for 3 hours now and its only at 30% #my upload speed is 0.1-0.5mps and i need at LEAST 6mps to stream in 720p i believe. and thats without playing online games and stuff #i used to have 12-15mps upload and it worked fine for me most of the time but now i suffer and have no options because my dad is stubborn af #i wish fibre internet was available in my area. its supposed to be mkre reliable and faster #lee rants

[lameow-l]

the internet at my uni is the worse. even data doesn’t work

#i tried to do the genshin predownload on uni’s internet as i usually do #i can’t play genshin (or any game) on it bc it’s blocked #but if i start the download on my data and switched to uni’s wifi it usually continues downloading but wont let me log in #and im not sure if that doesn’t work and they completely blocked the game bc the internet is just really bad in general #fhoughts

[sydmjolnir]

okay i fucking hate the wifi at my house cause it sucks so bad that i can’t play genshin. like here i am trying to get my little common chest cause i need the XP but noooo! my stupid fucking wifi has to be shitty!

#genshin impact #genshin #monstadt #liyue #inazuma archon quest #fuck my stupid wifi #fuck living in the middle of the woods #fuck nature #just let me play genshin in peace #i’m literally just trying to get ahead of my friend rn #silly goofy sydney thoughts

[slickfordain]

Can you do a genshin impact sagau headcannon where the reader has a cute sneeze and how everybody would react? Like imagine being in snezhnaya and sneezing because of the cold and the Tsaritsa and he harbingers blushing cuz our sneeze is so cute.

𝐀 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐳𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫

I’m sorry if Pantalone’s scenery was either short or smth,,, trying to get used to doing an F/O I really love x reader— I apologize man. It sorta aches my soul. Also,, you don’t really sneeze cute— it’s just the Harbingers finding your sneeze adorable. 💀

You were currently warming yourself up in Tsaritsa’s hideout currently. Why? And how?? Well, darling reader;; it’s because you wanted to test stupidly of how cold was Snezhnaya over the time you stood there with your winter clothes. Knowing Russia probably has the coldest areas, this shouldn’t be too different to affect you… And it did. Had it not been for Arlecchino and Tartaglia’s bickering whilst walking outside and then notice you, it would’ve ended up with a disaster of you turning into ice completely.

So, here you are, inside the “palace” and just… Curling yourself up in your blankets in your guest bedroom with your phone. You didn’t really know how you got infinite WiFi and battery, but hey, not like you’re complaining. It’s the best thing rather than having nothing. Right? And while you coze yourself inside the place of Harbingers, you made a deal to hangout with them since they seem so devoted to you. Which they are but… They take it sometimes, to the extreme.

Perhaps, let’s say you cuddled with Columbina once as she sung you a lullaby, with you playing on your phone. She thought this was your way of watching Teyvat, since you were playing “Games” she thought was your other “worlds”. Jealousy, she wraps arms around your waist more tightly, and nuzzles against your neck to make you heat up in embarrassment. Either you die of heated flushed face or pay attention to her. Columbina doesn’t even like noises, it’s so bothersome unless it’s your voice. But your phone… It is nothing but a holy object that makes her jealous. So, presently, if you come out of your room;; she will kiss your lips longingly. Searching for what is ticking her hunger. She knows you’re just doing what’s best for Teyvat, but she wants your attention too, sweetie.

With Arlecchino, God forbid any of the Harbingers to place you next to their seat. You will always sit next to Arlecchino, whether it’s in between Childe and her, or Pantalone and her. Either way the two said boys will argue who gets to be next to the lovely divine. (Arlecchino almost killed them) And it’s not that Arlecchino gets easily jealous either, she understands your boundaries and respects. She’s just, very overprotective. If you’re not in time on the meeting… She’ll bite her nails aggressively like she lost someone special to her.

Okay, I’m getting too detailed into this, but the Harbingers are the same. Dottore examining your blood, Pierro making you sign off paper lists for agreements which he is happy with, Capitano inviting you for tea / coffee, Pulcinella making sure you had enough pillows… Call this rather intimidating, but even in the dead, Signora haunts your soul and is deeply obsessed. Even if she died, she will have you.

So yes, the night was going so smoothly right now. With you alone in your little imaginary world, before feeling your nose starting to itch. Flinching slightly, a fast reflex of your head turned to the right and used your arm that’s covered by your clothing, and began sneezing hardly into it. Sneezing into it, it wasn’t any “cute” nor “adorable” kind of sneeze… More like a sick sneeze that had you realizing maybe you should’ve made hot chocolate before entering the bedroom.

And the Harbingers, even if the walls were wall-proof, heard you. Eyes widening in awe with the sound of your sneeze erupting into their rooms… How fascinating! Your sneeze is more louder than their walls! How amazing is that? Tsaritsa may not even seem impressed however. She is rather more concerned of your well being, so she decided to send the Harbingers to your room… After all she… She can’t simply let you know her feelings. It’s too complicated. You’re the divine! She’s just your creation. A loyal one.

The Harbingers all huddle up to your door with Dottore angrily pushing Childe away to get the lead, since he was obviously the doctor you needed. The doctor you created. Silently opening the door, eyes peered to you, seeing your sickly figure cuddling against the blankets for more warmth;; your phone making lovely music from it, that had the villains in love. Archons, I think their pupils just turned into hearts.

Childe was desperately pushing everyone out of the way much to their anger that made them want to chop the lil’ ginger’s head off— seeing him instantly sitting eagerly onto the edge of your bed and lifted you up to hug your waist. Childe was a family person, isn’t he? So he knew exactly how to take care of a sick person. Childe gave you some medicines he stole from Dottore when making his way here, that had Dottore jaw dropping to the floor.

Pierro didn’t recognize the medicine at first, but once he did, he furiously stormed his way into the bedroom to stop Childe’s antics. This ends up with him and Capitano dragging the boy out;; who whines and cries your name out which you just… Slept from. You were heavily asleep, and you’re one heavy sleeper.

Columbina watched everyone scolding the eleventh Harbinger, scolding him and making fun of him. This makes a smile curve into her lips, as Dottore made his way finally into your bedroom with the door shut. Columbina noticed, and hated it.

Dottore was treating you now, softly sliding his hand to your [Skin color] skin, making sure he savors it before pouring the real medicine into your cup Pantalone had taken to him. Once he finished making the medicine ready for you, he glances down, and hums in wonder if you would ever want to… Be a Harbinger… The leader. The divine. Tsaritsa would love to work under your spell… Anyone would love to work under you.

Truth be told, even if you weren’t the creator and a friend of yours was, they’ll still be obsessed with you. One glimpse of you and they’ll fall for you. All over again. It doesn’t matter. They want your perspective and view, your soul. Whatever form you take, they’ll take it.

… Ah. You started sneezing again against the blankets, causing Dottore to grimace into a crimson red blush. Goodness, you’re going to be the death of him… Although as much as he’d like to stay and … Just watch you, he knew that Columbina’s rose-red eyes were watching his soul, wanting to tear him apart into the most gruesome tangled object she could imagine. And the two were rivals, striving to one-up one another to see who was the better strongest Harbinger. If they can’t beat Capitano, the strongest one amongst the Harbingers and Pierro the leader, they’ll just go at each other’s throats instead.

So stay, won’t you? Sneeze all you want, they’ll be in love with you. They don’t care how… Odd it sounds;; they’ll find it cute one way or another. Let Tartaglia make drinks for you, let Arlecchino make biscuits or snacks, let Dottore care for you and treat you with speciality, let Columbina draw poorly for you as she sings a tune.

If the Archons were to find you, they won’t back down from trying to get rid of them. After all, they’re under Tsaritsa’s care. Tsaritsa, with Gnosis, she surely can beat them. So it will be easy as ever~ Wouldn’t it?

This is shorter than I intended it to be. Maybe because I don’t really like “cute” sneezes— 💀 Idk man doesn’t sound realistic to me 💔 I tried tho. Also I didn’t add Scaramouche because well,,, he’s forgotten, isn’t he???

Also really excited to finish the Dreaming Freedom Fan-Fic, so I’ll post it shortly after~

#various x reader #various #yandere x reader #sagau cult au #sagau genshin #yandere sagau #sagau x reader #yandere sagau genshin impact #sagau brainrot