#woah ho

[kindleaf]

in rolan's head, he invites rand to come with him to chicago. at the beginning of senior year, as he secretly fills out applications he has tucked in between his character sheets, while rand rambles about some movie he'd caught playing in the cinema, hanging upside down, feet dangling over the top of his couch next to rolan's head. (he's high, of course, because when is he not, nowadays? rachel's gone for good; what's the point of being sober?) when winter break comes, and they catch some alone time in between the festivities at the rands'. hanukkah has fallen late in december this year, and rolan is always welcome to join in on the festivities, even if they aren't particularly festive anymore, it's nice to be there, with warmth, and food, and music, and rand, wrapping an arm around rolan's shoulders as he recounts some story about mr. dickman in the janitor's closet. in those last few weeks, before graduation, before the plan goes into place; he and rand are in his car, sharing a cigarette and laughing in the back seat. if rand turned his head a little, he'd see the duffle bags hidden under a blanket in the trunk, stuffed to bursting with clothes and shoes and the books he couldn't bare to part with, and he'd ask what it was, and rolan would have the perfect chance to open his mouth for once and grab rand's hand and beg him to come with him; they'd find a way! rand would get a job, writing that novel he'd always talked about writing late at night, when the high mellowed out and the air got colder in between, and rolan would find them a place and smooth things out with the landlord, and they could be together, and most importantly, get out. out of galloway, out of the bayou, out of the sharp, gleaming teeth that line the jaws of the town border, waiting to clamp down on whoever gets stuck in between.

of course, this is all in rolan's head. it doesn't actually happen. maybe he's scared, scared of rejection, scared of rand saying no, or even worse, telling (he never would. rolan knows that. but the very notion grips onto the back of his head and doesn't let go, whispering turns to shrieking whenever he's close enough to rand to smell the camels on his breath.) so, rolan goes alone. he ditches his cap and gown in the back seat and rolls down willot street, towards that town border. of course, he catches the rands' in the review mirror, unpainted shutters and donna's milkweed patch shrinking as he gets farther and farther away. and he thinks about what gets left behind. he thinks about running. and he thinks that maybe this time, when he turns over his shoulder to merge lanes on the freeway, that somehow, miraculously, he'll be in the backseat, a camel held loosely in his teeth and a notebook in his lap, jotting down things he sees on the road, things he's never seen before, like bright corporate lighting and nicely upholstered sedans and a dry taste to the air.

he always had liked to write, after all. maybe he'll still start that novel. rolan knows he'll never call to ask. he wishes he would.

#woah ho #jrwi bitb #jrwi #text

[featheredadora]

I was with my partner at his boss's house yesterday, and they have a really nice garden with TONS of little birds. So I'm sat there trying to make a good impression like yes hello I am listening well but also there is a very round sparrow like 2 meters behind you pls may I look at the sparrow

#I love birds so much man I saw so many nice birds yesterday!! #birblr #text #birbs #also at one point this big cool bird flew over and I didn't get a proper look at what it was but I know it was really cool #Felt like that bit at the end of the first episode of Pokémon where ho oh flies over and ash is like woah what the heck was that

[nixotinix]

Soso! In some funky book I bought a while back, i read a little fact I didn't know before- Holt plays Roller Maze! I think it's absolutely criminal that it isn't even brought up in Friday Night Frights, even more so the fact that he didn't get a doll. So, I had to change that! Say hello to my SKRM holt design!

(please click Tumblr crumpled this poor fella)

#I DONT FUCKING KNOW HOW TO DRAW HELMETS DONT AT MW #monster high #holt hyde #monster high redesign #skulltimate roller maze #friday night frights #monster high fanart #hee ho ha ho im a funny lil art man #really wishing that we got to see holt play skrm!! #he doesnt wear kneepads bc he thinks theyre for losers #simple design but i think its neat :3 #i think the skrm team should have names like roller derby players do #Holt's would be firecracker i think #(a fun nod to the lisi harrison books uwu) #im sorry about the weird lighting SOBS #just realized i forgot his tail uwu #lets pretend its tehre #wow what an awesome tail woah drew that so good

[shih-coulda-had-it]

7F FOR SORAHIKO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH

#bnha #gran torino #torino sorahiko #shih's art #asks #anon #like okay on a scale of 1 to 10 #the cynics would rate this a solid 3 #but for me this is definitely on the WOAH HO HO HO!!! side #spiked collar. bat or dragon wings. curved horns. 😤😤😤 #only thing left to say is that he'd look good #straddling a lap #>:3c

[zoekrystall]

Did that fav pkmn thing on a whim and I'm sorry for all my babies I didn't choose bc I really like too many by some.

Love how it's mostly pretty ones and then there's clodsire. Even tho I got it in my team since the beginning of violet do I continuously forget its name bc I just call it by the nickname blobby (one of the rare times I didn't spend hours googling the perfect nickname but it nonetheless is a perfect one)

And for fun without any legendaries as fav

Reg nicknames I even write all down so I only spend decades once for each pkmn (unless I don't like the prev one anymore). Need to update that someday since it's mostly old revolution ones but hey. Blaze do I use for arcanine nowadays more and ninetails got others. Gardevoir got soteria nowadays which I prefer more. Etc.

#a wild lux appears #(made this in december but for whatev reason left it in drafts until now. prob bc I wanted to limit non important posting idk) #Maybe you think garchomp is there bc of other reasons but I use it since dpp bc cynthia made kid me go 'woah!' #I remember having looked up as a kid to cynthia and juniper a lot and that fact n reason behind it makes me also go yeah no I was a girl wh #one day decided to be happier otherwise. Bc the reason was 'oh wow female and cool so I can indeed be that :0' most importantly with junipe #bc I never cared for battles. ye ye ignore fictional professions I was like 8. reason I loath alola tbh I missed doing non battle side stuf #I vividly remember picking my first pkmn game up (hg) and just immediately going fuck being a trainer let me be a prof and it's so funny ho #my horrendous sieve brain has that laser ingrained. Sometimes still brainstorm and I would prob study ghost pkmn tbh who by sheer luck isn' #dead yet. That and maybe being v charismatic to that type idk. Why bc I like those lil fellas. #What I also find extremely funny is having went by sonia prior to swordshield and there being a prof sonia. Wish I still went by it when it #dropped. Imagine. Kid sonia wanting to be a prof and meeting swsh sonia being on her way to be one. I either would've made her my #personality (which I think I nonetheless did I think I changed my icons to her) or would've wildly shaking her going 'it should have been #meeee'. which ig I mentally do by every rival or friend group person that takes that route like take me w you I hate battles please. Insane #that only blueberry academy me start to hate em slightly less. After over a decade of battles. Ig alpharad's n others streams w nuzlockes n #all started to also show me the appeal of actually strategizing instead of brute forcing which I did. #*that only blueberry academy MADE me #Whatev. Also no I don't got anything else that another pkmn would kickstart talking abt. Just know I drag my 2013 xerneas everywhere w me #and it is a fucking crime that I can't throw it into violet. What is this. You clearly don't mind throwing others into regions they don't #belong to at all (which I personally really dislike hc lore wise but gameplay wise whatever let new trainers catch old legendaries) #To come back to fav pkmn yes I'm in the dragonair boat. I hate evolving mine. Dragonite is fine I like it standalone but I like the #aesthetic of dragonair more. Idfc abt logic or whatever this is aesthetic talk. Yes I prefer some fan evos more. #I keep wanting to play that fusion fangame and if you want to know what pkmn I like I found out I have a huge overlap w alpharad there #Which sucks for us both! We adore pkmn that get lewded the most and I hate my life. You do you idc some are humanoid I have to admit that #but I personally would prefer to not see any art or even just jokes abt ANY of that. Humanoid or not I Do Not See. #I don't block let alone report over that just. tag and don't bring that to my doorstep thx. #What I will at most block n judge is if you touch any of the kids idc in this franchise if they're just pixels. #Can you tell I am writing this close to midnight anyways this is all. This became like a completely dif post in the tags welp

[vellhighbandi]

Ways to gain Gulabi Maate's approval.

Show your murdering tendencies.

#will always work #experience se bataying #kiska experience vo nhi batayenge #sharma shitposting? #desiblr #lilac y goodness #mori gulabi maate #humesha sahi disha #nisha ka nasha #stab club #apprentice jordan #fwacker ella #and who else did we adopt? #YEP MAMU AND BAOJI!!! #raagio #and mister adopted baoji lite #krisasta mamu #woah mamu krish-sasta mamu kar de.. phir you superhero bhi ho jayinga

[breadbox-draws]

Was asked to do some Díons!

Tfw your memories haunt you like literal ghosts but you’re too busy juggling two jobs to pay for rent and bills to give them too much thought (they’ll eventually go away. Right? Right??)

#bread art #Dion #Kanon #Dixi #Aquilan #woah ho this is the first time ive introduced Aquilan’s actual face huh #SURE DOES LOOK A LOT LIKE DION HUH #its fine he has his pizza to help him #he likes it with onion and peppers #art

[sonderkore]

kang tae oh for elle

#beloved.kto #extraordinary attorney woo #we need to woah woah #i need to woah woah #i need to go lie down #lee jun ho #kang tae oh

[orangetubor]

I love being a glasses wearer bcs I can take them off and go from

Regular dude, albeit very pretty

To 'who is this sultry man with extremely lengthy eyelashes~'

(I am giving you quote-unquote 'bedroom eyes' because I CANT FUCKING SEE)

ID note: I called my nose a 'mary nose' because that's what my mum calls it, it's like halfway between straight and hooked, hence why she calls it a Mary nose after Mary from the bible

#my lashes are so fucking long #excelt for the ones that dont grow past a certain length because i damaged the follicle #the cons of having very long very thick eyelashes is that you also have trichtillomania #and they push up against my glasses and ho into my eyes #on the sudden beuty i also get the same effect with ny mask #im just 'regular dude you dont really know what i look like' #and then i take my mask off to eat and like three people went 'woah 😳 never realized how. p.retty you ar.e' #im just too hot for my own good 😔 #about me #glasses

[purplecodedman]

Talking abt Otasune paintball rn in the discord server and AHHWUFU the two of them would be so cute in paintball gear and Maybe they could even mattchh

Giggling and twirling my hair like a teenage girl rn

#woah wow okay hoo fucking wee there nerd. calm down #damn okay he knows what he's doing #mgs #metal gear solid #otacon #hal emmerich #solid snake #otasune #snotacon #paintball #au? maybe? #debatable #but its an idea and I would kill to see it happen #looking for stuff rn on google to make sets for the both of them #my little guys #otacon holds snake up or smth #gay guys.. wow #holds a paintball pistol between hos shoulderblades and kinda nudges him to get the point across #dave is like #intimidating otacon?? a possibility

[jdotjpegsworld]

I’ve already seen a whole twitter thread complaining about the dimmed out kissing scene and how they disagree that it’s showing how there’s no clear indication as to who is disabled and who isn’t, but it’s just two people loving each other. They also claim it’s an “erasure” of the fact of the matter which is Young woo’s disability 😒🙄

#touch some grass #extraordinary attorney woo #may i remind you #it’s just fiction #lee jun ho #woo young woo #enjoy the scene and don’t be too deep into it ffs #how about you woah woah yourselves and everyone who liked and rted that thread #this is why twitter is a disease #you can’t enjoy anything in peace

[softly-mossy]

didn't get my hug but y'know. i went down the rabbit hole of voyager and the golden record we sent out with it and now I want a tattoo of it. plus the gecko footprints. so I guess I'll stick around for that at least

#thank u guys i know i am a dramatic ho but like. i was very close. very very close. like was going to do it tonight close. #but someone recommended i listen to children of planet earth by melodysheep and it was like Woah.

[purplehairedhero]

TOTK OPINION/SPOILERS!!!

I just watched memories 9 and 10, and I got to say... Zelda, you stupid bitch.

Like, girl I love you, I will fight for you and cannot wait to see you again, but girl got damn that was dumb.

The Calamity was not your fault, but this...girl. honey. Sugar pie. What were you thinking? Sonia I barely know so I can sort of let her off the hook, but Zellie? You? Triforce of Wisdom??? I saw none of that.

Maybe memories 6-8 will clear some of this up but this actually hurt to watch.

Hun. :/

#woah ho ho #think the survivors guilt was bad the first time around #you've seen nothing yet #loz #totk #funny #zelda #legend of zelda

[plainemmanem]

fucking love that for you, was he a good kisser? was he awkward? i need all the details

a cold spoon gets rid of hickies

he’s a good kisser he’s so cocky tbh

#holding my hands down and shit WOAH HO HO

[koreandragon]

the first ep of crash course in romance was fun i can’t wait to see some romance between grown ups

#PEOPLE IN LOVE IN THEIR 40S COME AT ME #hope it's gonna be good #woah #jeon do yeon is 10 years older than jung kyung ho??

[astro-inthestars]

Okay for the majority of maybe two years I was only in like. ONE active discord, and that discord barely even did calls, my smaller servers did a few calls but only when everyone was present-

BUT HOLY FUCK I HAVE LIKE THREE ACTIVE SERVS NOW AND LIKE HOLY SHIT- MY NOTFS ARE CRAZY AND THERE ARE TWO ACTIVE VCS FROM COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SERVERS I-

#rennikorambles #ITS CRAZY I GOTTA ADMIT #IM NOT AGAINST IT BUT #HO OO O OHHH H HH H BOY #JE E Z #ITS A LOT BUT ITS FUN IM NOT MAD OR ANYTHING ITS JUST CRAZY #I AM NOT USED TO THIS MANY PEOPLE TO INTERACT WITH- AT LEAST TO THIS SCALE GFSGHGJHFASKFGHKSJH WOAH