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lilacthebooklover · 2 months

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LET IT OUT LET IT OUT LET IT

,,,i've never been happy-

#wouldn't that be nice?#hatchetfield universe #tgwdlm #paul matthews

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the-rainbow-of-doom · 7 months

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Man I wish they would invent headphones, so people wouldn't be forced to watch videos aloud in public

#wouldn't that be nice?

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neutron-stars-collision · 11 months

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🤭 Joe dislikes Grace so much he made sure to be there for the Hellcheer panel and next week in Dallas 🤭

#sorry just couldn't stop myself #can you imagine thinking that tho #anyway #I'm excited for Sunday #they've got tables right next to each other too #maybe it's time for a non-blurry version of /that/ hug?#wouldn't that be nice?#I'll stop now

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chaoswillcalmusdown · 6 months

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my niece really knows how to demand to videocall me when i feel like utter shit which is great bc it gives me serotonin but it sucks bc watching the dark bags under my eyes in the corner while my brother asks me if i'm okay and i like. say yes. and he does not believe me. not as fun of a time ✌🏽🤪

#i just really am not good at this whole 'working in a terrible environment' thing #and no one is even mean to me there #i just hate the way they do shit and i hate being there #and the birth control making me numb and depressed doesn't help matters at all #imagine if i got that job interview and i got that job at the school i want and i didn't have to keep complaining about the place i'm #currently trapped in ?????#wouldn't that be nice?#i would really love it if that happened #i need a win pls #extra tragic that i might miss every film i want to see at the sthlm film festival bc i have to work early every weekday #i can't be at 9pm viewings in stockholm on weekdays #boooooooo

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ladyswillmart · 1 year

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I love how he has eyelashes like a secretary bird.

Sethys probably couldn’t fuck you up like one, but the resemblance is there.

#FFXIV #ahhh gosh i wish we had curly hair options #even something in a nice thick bun #wouldn't that be nice?

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lightlycareless · 2 years

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y/n x toji 👀??

(a little bit of context since this ask was sent a while ago: it was when i posted that Naoaki's role was intended to be Toji's)

aaaaaaaaaahahahahahha

I don't know anon. If I'm completely honest, I think Y/N would be incredibly intimidated by someone like Toji. I mean, the Zen'in clan fears him!! And she was already avoiding Naoaki like the plague oof

(i personally, would not talk to him because he seems like someone who would scare me as well, as hot as he is)

I think it would take her a bit more time to open up to him, and perhaps Toji wouldn't be as patient as Naoaki 🤔 so getting them to interact once more will be interesting.

I'll totally write more about this, but once the story has advanced a bit more 🥰

#ask #ask series: first it hurts—#an au #ah #wouldn't that be nice?

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eric-the-disposable-demon · 8 months

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Uh-

just found out my cousin (who lives in England) is in the art department of a bunch of shows??? And she worked oN DOCTOR WHO? AND HAD LUNCH WITH DAVID TENNANT???? and she just told me so casually because she's interested in the art, not the show? I mean, excuse me? She worked on SHERLOCK???? FOR A WHOLE SEASON?? She worked on Peaky Blinders and Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones??? And probably other things because she has a shitty memory and according to her everything is a blur?? AND AT ONE POINT SHE WAS LIKE: "oh and have you ever heard of Neil Gaiman?" And I was trying not to scream, because yes, of course I've heard of Neil, he's only my favorite author, I've only read like all of his books multiple times, and if you say you worked on Good Omens or the Sandman I'm going to lose it completely. So I said "yeah I've read a couple of his books," -you know, like a liar- "what about him?" and she goes "well I worked on one of his shows and he's brilliant i just can't remember which one" and i go "w-what do you mean he's brilliant? You're.. you're talking about his writing... his writing is brilliant, right?" And she cheerfully says "oh no I don't read books, I ment he was really nice and brilliant when I talked to him" and i go "WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT" and she thinks for a moment and goes "oh! BRICKS" WHAT IN THE WORLD YES NO THAT MAKES SENSE YOU GET TO WORK AND TALK WITH NEIL FUCKING GAIMAN AND YOU TALK ABOUT BRICKS? NO THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL I'M NOT MAD ".... it was what I was designing at the time, I needed to know what vibe the bricks should have. Anyway want to see the spinning fireplace I made for doctor who" WHAT THE FUCK.

@neil-gaiman do you remember any brick conversations by any chance

#Doctor who #Sherlock #David tennant #I'm losing it #neil gaiman #DAVID TENNANT JUST SAT DOWN NEXT TO HER AT LUCH AND SHE GOES OH YEAH HE WAS SUPER NICE. VERY TALL. ????#anyway i- oh my god.#Let me just perish in peace #Just my cousin living my dream making art and vibing with Neil and David and her fucking bricks what the fuck #Good omens #Sorry this is a mess #I understand actors are still people I'm not saying they aren't but can you look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't be psyched #If you could have lunch with David tennant?

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soosoosoup · 1 month

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A full naps rest

#dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls poppy #trolls branch #broppy #trolls fanart #feelin real sleepy #they've got two pairs of pajamas #one for poppy's pod and one for branch's bunker #their naps can go two ways #either full of the sweetest most intimate embraces or well...#during those naps branch has a 50/50 chance of either being smacked in the face or becoming prey to the worlds loudest boa constrictor #he wouldn't have it any other way #naps are so nice when its cold #really wanna take one rn #excuse the messiness #my art <3

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systlin · 10 months

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I went to a hippie art school in California. You would lose your mind studying the people there. Vegans? Weak. I knew honest to god freegans. Both kinds.

My Aunt Lynn once gave herself and her family intestinal parasites by dumpster diving for meat a supermarket threw out.

Nothing against freegans actually, I'm all for reducing food waste, but for the love of fuck don't do it with expired beef and pork that've been in a dumpster in 85F heat for hours

#My aunt was a nice lady but the worst cook in the entire world #No concept of food safety whatsoever #Distinct memories of mom taking us to hardees before going over there so we wouldn't be tempted to take a nibble of any of the pork chops

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inkskinned · 9 months

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you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.

you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.

he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.

a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.

he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.

you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.

people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.

wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.

also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.

he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."

you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.

"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."

he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.

you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.

is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?

you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.