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meownotgood · 4 months

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Hey I know I'm like a day late but I'd just like to let you know that I do, in fact, care about dbh and I live for your android!aki thoughts and headcanons...

...someone should make an android!aki bot...

anon I love you and appreciate you thank you for enjoying my niche combination of interests... this au is thriving inside my brain I need cool handsome android detective aki like I need air to breathe

#spoiler but I ordered a connor nendoroid...#I didn't even know he had one and then I saw it and I was like #yeah you're coming home with me #it was so expensive... 😭😭😭#but when he comes I can swap him and akis outfits.........#I'll take many pics of them hehe #android aki bot... that's like double ai #ask mags

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 7 months

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shoutout to Frank, he's gonna fall for / has fallen for the most suspicious puppet in the neighborhood

#godspeed you funky homosexual your love interest is utterly fucked #and by proxy so are you! probably #frank: im in love with eddie! surely this wont affect me in any negative way!#meanwhile eddie is in the corner with a clock-themed leitmotif playing in the background #man im RABID im going RABID #i feel like the 'honey. youve got a big storm coming *snap*' meme #i mean its directed at Everyone but oh man oh man. franklydear is gonna be so much more insane than i suspected huh #like yeah obviously it was gonna go hard #but mmmmm man man man. eddie eddie eddie. its getting real and i suspect none of us will survive #no we will! we'll come out of it haunted and bloodsplattered and so so happy about it #good luck with your romance frank you're gonna need it #absolutely unprompted #welcome home #franklydear #i love how two days ago i was on the fence about eddie being That Sus #i mean obviously he had something going on #but now? choo choo the Something Extremely Fucked Is Going On With The Mailman train has left the station!#and is barreling towards a wall at mach 12 #if i were the main detective in a crime movie #id be restringing my entire corkboard and putting eddie and sally at the center. mainly eddie tbh #move over wally there's a new Something Is Seriously Wrong With You guy in town #rn by comparison wally is so so Unsuspicious #thumbs up and grinning! and shaking slightly in fear!#frank bby i wish you luck in these trying - hopefully very fruity - times

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invisible-storyteller · 1 year

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I love that Eli's teenage rebellion manifests in him intentionally turning into Stiles. First the flannel, then the lacrosse, then the sneaking out, and finally, the jeep. You just know he does all of this to piss Derek off.

#Derek on the phone: Where are you?!#Eli: idk #Derek: You better come home right now young man #Eli: what? I'm allowed to have secrets #Derek: You're allowed to come home RIGHT NOW #Eli: Oh so you're saying you never had secrets? How about your 15-year-old crush on Stiles?#Derek:...#Eli: Yeah you keep your secrets and I keep mine #eli stilinski hale #sterek #Don't get me wrong I do love the hero-worship concept #Or maybe Eli just misses his other dad really bad #But that kid def has enough spite to do this

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kedreeva · 1 year

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My setup today at the reptile expo!

I will definitely say, the Sunday shows are not as good as the Saturday ones. We'll probably be skipping Sunday ones from now on. I did hand out a lot of business cards and brochures today, though, and made a good impression on a lot of people. I even had one person drag her family to my booth after she handled a mouse, and we were able to work out trading in the mice her niece bought from someone else for some of mine instead.

I KNOW we changed some minds today, because there were several people who made disgusted faces until I started talking and they meandered close enough to see someone holding a calm, sweet mouse. Absolutely LOVE hearing "I never knew a mouse could be like this." I had one pest-control guy stop by and explain that he kills mice for a living, but he wanted to hold a live one that was calm and he kept quietly saying to himself "it's so different/it's so nice." I had so many people ask me "how much do you handle them to get them this tame" and be surprised the answer is "I do not handle them, this temperament is bred into their DNA." I had a lady who just... broke, standing there with a mouse laying in her hands calm as could be, and she said very quietly "do little kids hold these?" Just mystified.

I've learned now to say that they won't jump or bite because they are bred for show and have to be able to sit in a judge's hand without jumping or biting, and for some reason the judge part of this just clicks the info for people? Like I always say no they won't jump or bite, but they don't always believe me... but I say a judge has to be able to hold it? Every single person was like "oh" and just relaxed about it. Suddenly it's just like: Ah, Yes, this is a Professional Mouse.

Someone from my old job showed up, and didn't recognize me, though I recognized them. When I mentioned it, they said they'd left, too, they only "lasted" two months. I said I was there twelve years and they were like HOW and it's like my dude (neutral), I entered a fugue state in 2010 and quit the job 12 years later I guess. They ended up taking 2 mice home.

At any rate, I had fun as always. We have another one Saturday, so I'm hoping to sell the few that didn't sell today, and to bring a few more that weren't quiiiiite ready to go today. I wish the tricolors would get their act together and start breeding better, because I would LOVE to offer more of those. The siamese are working on it, which is great because those ALSO sell fast. But alas, I cannot make the mice go any faster than they want to go.

#mice #mouse #rodent #rodents #my pets #black line #expo shenanigans #god the number of times I invited people to go hold other mice #like yeah man go for it #I am 100% confident that you will not find another mouse here #that even comes close to this temperament #I KNOW the breeders in this state and I know none of them are here #so you can go pay $3 for a mouse #and take your chances #or you can pay $10 here and know for sure you're taking home #a quality animal with a steady personality #and they came back and either bought mice or told me I was right #like yeah I know #it's one of my hobbies #being right and petting other people's cats #also the stickers are not mine #I just borrow the corner of a table #and the top of the bin comes off when the show starts #and only goes back on at the end #because it's basically 5 straight hours of standing there #passing out mice and talking #there's no CHANCE to close it and sit lol

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milf-harrington · 2 years

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the fact that steve harrington has such a fancy house but then just. doesn't have a porch gets me every time

#fun fact: right as i finished writing this post i thought someone was trying to open my front door #which was momentarily terrifying until i realised that was NOT happening #and then once i'd gotten over the initial 'oh fuck' reaction #i transitioned easily into sending my cousin a scathing review of the imaginary home invader #''now that the fear's gone im judging whoever this imaginary person was because who comes out all the way out here #to a house that's lit up like a fucking spaceship at fucking 8 oclock at night- so clearly SOMEONES HOME #and then they just go straight for the front door handle? like babe get better at your job.''#''not only that but they didn't even commit- they tried the fucking handle once and then was like 'welp i give up' like ??#if you're gonna end up all the way out here you gotta see it through you gotta try harder than one measly attempt at the door handle.''#anyway yeah why the fuck don't the harringtons have a porch it's so funny to me #steve harrington #captain speaks

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freckliedan · 5 months

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I’ve seen a few people in recent times being all like “don��t assume dnp to be anything but best friends unless they say it outright they’re a couple you’re making them uncomfortable” or whatever and I can’t help but think… switch out one of them for a girl. If this were a het pair we were looking at I bet these people wouldn’t hesitate to think differently.

Take all the 2009 tweets/dailybooths, the vday vid, the living together for years, going on vacations together, having all the traditions & jokes they have. All the times Dan goes to see Phil’s family. The fact they’ve never been around another human enough for anyone to assume they have a different partner (who they’d never have time for anyway when dnp literally make a big deal of how much time they spend together) Dan literally confirming their relationship was more than romantic (at least at some point) in his coming out video. The double dates they go on with other confirmed couples. How casually they’re talked about as a pair by other people/YouTubers. Slip ups confirming ‘the bed’ ‘the bedroom’ ‘don’t worry guys only I saw Phil’s butt in the mirror not the people on my zoom call” it being known they stayed in a place with 2 bedrooms with another couple in Australia. Posing for naked photos together. One being a literal biological uncle and the other one literally being referred to as a uncle too by the baby’s mother.

The genuine love and affection they have for each other. The way they can’t shut up about the other. Being each others biggest fans. The way they have talked hypothetically about getting a pet together (and had a bloody fish) and the main kicker…. Literally been thinking and designing a FOREVER HOME together since 2017 and now live in it. Together. 😱

If this was a girl & boy no one would think different but bc it’s 2 men people be like… we’ll actually they never said it explicitly so blah blah blah. What a weird heteronormative world some still live in

genuinely yeah. a huge part of it is just straight up homophobia, but i think the average person who doesn't really pay attention to them/is completely unfamiliar with them DOES actually look at all that and take away the idea that they're a couple at this point in time.

i think an aspect of it with people who are the most vehemently "they're just friends" is like. a lot of the time that's coming from people who did follow them at some point in time, who were involved with the fandom—and who now are acting from a place of shame and unfettered cringe over their past actions & making that everyone else's problem.

sometimes it is really funny to me when people Just Don't Get It though like... dan and phil aren't FOR them. it's not about people who don't get it and that's not the audience dan and phil are prioritizing. and i'm utterly fucking delighted for them that they've pulled off this level of ambiguity for so long even after coming out.

#no but yeah my abusive ex friend tried being like 'you're doing exactly what dan howell asked people not to do in his coming out video'#abt me... talking about facts abt dan and phil's life to new coworkers at work and abt how much i admire them. girl help #i think i know more about dan and phil than you do genius #i'm not fucking... looking up floor plans to their home or finding copies of legal documents with their real signatures rather than #autograph signatures and shit like that so like.. i'm pretty sure i'm good #with the not being invasive.#jam replies #anon #phan

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radioves · 1 year

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its quite shrimple actually

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emypony · 11 days

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sighs

#if i died tonight after eating this mcdonalds id probably give a sigh of relief and go peacefully #im so fucking DONE crying for hours upon coming home #from work. well the remaining hours i have anyway considering i cant even cry bc i have to do everything else #cant i just catch covid come on no one in this fucking town is wearing masks JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING???????????#im SICK #my hand has gotten WORSE and out of stress i slept bad and i lost like 40% of my body motion.#cant look up cant look down #not to the left and barely to the right at all im MISERABLE #he barely let me go home without getting on my knees to wipe down the entire place #“cause you're sick so get better yeah you're starting early on monday:)”#MAYUBE IF YOU HADNT WORKED ME LIKE A FUCKING DOG WHILE MY WRIST AND TENDONS ARE IN FUCKING PINCH I WOULDNT BE HERE

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seventeendeer · 1 year

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hey. hey actually. people on here who have old chicken smoothie accounts they don’t use anymore?

y’all should consider passing on some of your old pets to me and in return I’ll draw you a little creature in the style of these adoptables I made recently. will go more complex for higher value pets/ones I want more. I’ll draw your OC, take prompts, anything under the category of “guy on a white background.”

dm me to negotiate >:3c

#deerchatter #if you have that little pink horse w the hearts from 2008 i'll throw in a kidney /j #hyperfocus go brrrr come enable me <3 #if you have a bunch of old chicken dollars lying around i'll take that too btw #chicken smoothie #oh yeah and of course you're also very welcome to buy/trade for the adopts i already made! 5 still need homes

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homeless202 · 1 year

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I hate you. for hitting me and breaking my trust

I love you. for giving me yummy food the next morning

#food is ey's love language: how he shows and receives love #that's what he learned from his mom #but his mom is making that food as an apology and distraction for the shitty things that happen #-> that's not showing love #that's repentance so the perpetrator can clear their bad conscience.#that's manipulation so the dog you kick and beat regularly keeps coming back to you bc you're the one feeding him #no home #no home manhwa #집이 없어 #webtoon #eunyung baek #meta #i love how well the inner conflict is depicted like:#'yeah it's bad. <really bad> sometimes. but it can also be good. i can't hate them for the bad times bc what about the good times?'#<- fuck that. this is me telling you it's okay to hate even if there's a sunny day once in a blue moon.#bc one sunny day doesn't erase all the nights you couldn't sleep bc of how bad it hurt.#<- i support those ugly emotions. it's ok to feel them

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killerchickadee · 5 months

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It's rare for me to get gifts from other people in general, so like every year I bought myself a little Hanukkah present.

Because this little female betta caught my eye. And well... I've wanted to set up an eye-searingly pink tank for a minute.

The greenery and rocks in the back are actually

The other tank lol. 99.9% of the aquariums I've ever had have had that natural real everything with live plants setup. So the pink is uh. A bit of a departure lol.

....Also put a female betta in that one lol.

#they were just both SO ACTIVE #i was having a bad day and i walked past them and they were both like hello #and i was like yes hello you are coming home with me #in case you're wondering yes you can keep female bettas with other fish #like 90% of the time it's fine #the guppies do not know what to make of her #alice sent me gifties but that's probably all I'm getting for christmakkah so yeah I'm juat gonna do what i want lol #....also the betta in the pink tank keeps swimming into the filter lol like babygirl stop that

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aroacehanzawa · 8 months

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lore drop

#that poll just now reminded me of my Toxic Homoerotic Codependent Female Friendship in high school #there was something obsessive going on between us because 1) i wasn't even in her friend group 2) everything she said or did was annoying #there was some stockholm syndrome situation going on. also a very succession tomgreg dynamic #you know how you invite a friend somewhere and they're like 'we're on our way' and you're like who's 'we'#and it's because they're a package deal with their partner apparently. yeah that was us but platonically. if you could even call it that #anyway her sense of humour was like that of a mean girl ie backhanded compliments and jokes at other people's expenses #always saying something that would subtly put others down. i got fed up with that at the beginning of our final year #and called her out on everything that Wasn't Good. which ultimately culminated in the Divorce #well there's more to it too but i could be here the whole day #i was so obsessed with her i misstook it for romantic feelings too and confessed to her in the middle of an argument LMAO #and then proceeded to ignore all her follow up questions. but in hindsight it clearly wasn't romantic anyway #except about a year after the Divorce she retrospectively confessed to me AND THEN REFUSED TO ELABORATE WHEN. as revenge i guess #actually the downfall started when we went to another city for an event and on the last day before the train back we were supposed to go #explore the city in what was essentially a (platonic) date except she ditched me for Some Guy she just met and claimed she had to go back #home early for a family situation and that he was giving her a ride because the train would arrive too late #that wasn't the only time she would just. abandon me like that. but it was the final straw for me #anyway. defining high school experience 👍#the only good thing to come out of it was that she thoroughly insulted a classmate of ours that i stood up for and so i gained a new friend #who is still my best friend to this day

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fazcinatingblog · 24 days

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Wait since when does James wear a glove

#James aish #beautiful boy #Carlton were mean to you Jimmy #i want to say he's copying Nat but no it was an elbow sleeve that Nat wore #nat drives James' car and finds a glove in the glove compartment and thinks he's having an affair with Travis Cloke #'jim when did you join Collingwood?'#'oh ah would've been around 2016' *nat does the maths* 'so you knew Travis cloke!'#'um yeah Nat everyone knows Travis Cloke he's---' 'a well respected member of the gay community?????'#nat starts fuming and worries he's losing his boyfriend to Travis cloke #'what does that big oaf have that i don't????' nat fumes #james comes home and there's several horses and donkeys in the kitchen #'nat??? did you leave the back door open again?' James calls out warily looking at the animals in his kitchen #nat comes running in to the kitchen 'oh i forgot to stir the soup' and #'babe there's donkeys in here' James says slowly and Nat flashes a grin 'yeah aren't they great we're having pumpkin soup your favourite'#'i haven't had pumpkin soup since Brisbane days when i was depressed eating cup a soups-- wait did you find my pocket profile from 2014???'#nat blushes and quickly throws a tea towels over his scrapbook of James Aish mementos #James starts leading the donkeys out of the kitchen and Nat's like 'wait Jim i thought you were into this thing'#'no definitely not' James retorts and takes the animals outside #he comes back and Nat's like 'babe i can't pack mark between three opponents any more I'm sorry'#James blinking confusedly 'i don't want you to do that you might get hurt'#'but...' nat says frowning 'what is it about Travis that you're into I've been racking my brain all day---'#'Travis?????' James said 'you mean coyler that tea drinking weasel who---'#Nat quickly pushes his cup of jasmine tea across the bench #'no babe i love you and your tea drinking i didn't mean it's just that Colyer-- he microwaves his tea'#'oh okay' Nat said 'yeah totally ok now back to Travis Cloke'#'Travis Cloke?????' james cries 'i haven't thought about him since i found that guernsey in your wardrobe signed by David---'#'i grew up a tigs fan Jim'#'oh phew i thought you were cheating on me with David'#'is that why you tried to grow a moustache that week?'

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luvmequmi · 4 months

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making plans about the future with my wife (boyfriend) is actually therapeutic

#like #dude you are literally my best friend and lover in one #and you're telling me you want to live with me in the future?#dividing house chores and responsibilities #talking about the pets we'll keep #how waking up next to each other will be like #how mornings b4 going to work will be like #neither of us changed our plans #just modified and gave each other a place #I can't imagine coming home to bro everyday knowing its what i wake up for #yeah feeling soft might delete later i could cry im cryinf

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sensazioneultra · 9 months

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fatphobia is always tiring like always always but when it comes from your own family it's like. extra exhausting. it hurts soo bad. you can't ever escape it

#like that one coworker who pokes fun at your relationship with food and it's obviously rooted in fatphobia? you'll just go home and he won't #be there it'll hurt for a bit but you'll live #but like beside super dangerous fatphobia (talking life or death shit like medical fatphobia) the one that does the most damage to me #is that coming from my own family.. it's just. you already put 43 conditions before the 'i love you' (that you don't ever say but anyway)#and then when i gained lots of weight that was... another one to add to the list #but maybe i'm not used to it yet idk it's been quite a few years atp but idk?#it just hasn't gotten easier to hear them call me ugly and fat (in a derogatory way) and make mean comments and shame me every other day #like! it hurts so bad! why do you think it's funny!!!!!!!#this doesn't include my mum bc (sadly) she understands what it's like to be shamed for being fat she wouldn't do it to me #not like in a purposefully mean way at least #tho she does do some insidious shit like always going 'there's this new EASY diet that TOTALLY works' or saying x health problem is probably #due to my weight etc #which like isn't good? doesn't help? still hurts me? but it's different bc i know it's not rooted in hating fat people/me being fat #it's more like her own shit she went thru that she doesn't want me to go thru too and like yeah it's fucked up but i get it more than #just outright saying i am disgusting for being fat lol #like mh both suck but at least you're not joking about the fact even if i didn't eat i would be fine cause i'm so fat haha #yeah. just. a lot.#there's no escaping it i think the only way would be to move the fuck out and that would also help with uh. the misgendering thinly veiled #homotransphobia abuse constantly having to put up w their fighting and sometimes fighting w them myself #and the ableism and and and and #basically this is lowkey hell like i've learned to live with it more or less but jesus it is extremely exhausting #i just want out i've wanted out for years but every day i get closer to losing it #there might be something potentially coming up but i have to wait til the end of the month to see if anything comes of it #we'll see.. i rly hope i can rent this place idc if it's small idc if it'll suck most of my paycheck and i'll have to ask for my mum's help #i just need to at least try and get away cause like. i get to august every year and my father is absolutely impossible to deal with #and i know my mum feels the same and i hate leaving her ajnd my brother too but like #at some point i have to think about myself cause god what use am i even to them when i'm a ghost of myself in this house #it's just shit for everyone plus if i really get to rent that place it's literally IN FRONT of my family's apartment i could still help out #but at least i wouldn't LIVE with them i wouldn't feel so fucking trapped #whatever. bad bad bad day physical pain wise too

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talentforlying · 2 months

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i have like four separately-dated posts in my drafts that are all completely unrelated to constantine, they're just me being excited about the concept of 'the end' in the magnus archives being self-terminating and self-defeating to the point where it might, by its very nature, have contributed to the creation and inevitable triumph of the extinction. what was happening in my life to get me so hype about this.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#i think it was when i started thinking about adding jallakuntilliokan to my multi?? that would make sense #the god of all gods born of and dependent on humanity for its survival potentially bringing about their (and its own) destruction? yeah #and i made jallaklavi an avatar of the extinction for their tma au so i was probably going apeshit on the background lore #anyway i fucking LOVE oliver banks's season 5 statement it fascinates me to no end (badum-tss)#i am absolutely obsessed with the notion of entities beyond the scope of potential human victory being self-obliterating #it's the most existential expression of hubris as a fatal flaw in my mind #like: you are going to win. you Know you are going to win. and winning is more important than anything that comes after #solely by virtue of it being YOUR time of victory. and then the dust settles and you're left to realize: oh. all i have won is my death #does that make ANY fucking sense? i love the magnus archives. i'm obsessed with the extinction #anyway i'm still at work but i will be fuckin around when i get home and trying to reply to messages. hope everyone's day has been good!

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