The Power Of Suggestion.
The one in which T/oji, G/eto and G/ojo are all hanging out, when G/eto decides to tease G/ojo a little, and they find out something very interesting about their other friend. This is purely indulgent snz nonsense and they will all be sneezing because I say so and because I want to, is my fic, sue me~~
Um so this is absolutely AU, because well… obvious reasons… but just picture the G/eto + G/ojo dynamic exactly as it was (cough lovers cough), but adding T/oji to the mix as he is, just a touch less murderous intent <3.
And SOSOSO much credit to @lycheeehehe for getting me feral over this man and also for the idea that he’s suggestible. (hope you don’t mind the tag <3) PLEASE go check out their headcanon list for him!! I am absolutely using their ideas in this <333 To anyone who bothers to read this nonsense, thank you! And I hope you enjoy~
Characters: G/eto, G/ojo, and T/oji
Word Count: 2.2k
(References to swearing, mild violence implications and smoking, in case anyone doesn't like those!)
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Getting a day off at Jujutsu Tech is almost unheard of. There’s always some student that needs training, some mission to oversee, or a mission to do yourself. Getting a day off is almost unheard of, but getting some free time is not. Especially when you happen to be the strongest teachers. I mean… who’s gonna stop you?
This is what leads to Gojo and Geto having a picnic outside in the middle of the day. Geto lets out a sigh, relaxing against the blanket, bathing in the warmth of the spring sun. Next to him Gojo shovels mochi into his face at a rate Geto finds a touch alarming.
“Slow down a bit. Remember, we’re all meant to share those.”
“You’re the one who bought my favourite flavour of mochi! Besides, I brought the alcohol, and you know I don’t like that stuff. Fair trade, isn’t it?”
“Even if I agreed, he doesn’t drink either, so you still have to share.”
“Speaking of which, he’s late. Like always.”
“Cut him some slack. Unlike you, Toji still takes his job seriously.”
“Hey! What is that supposed to mea- Oh, hello there!”
Geto sits up, eyes scanning the field, only seeing Toji’s approach thanks to Gojo’s wave. ‘Despite knowing him for over five years now, I could never get the hang of sensing his presence. I believe he enjoys that fact. It seems to annoy him at times that Gojo catches on so easily.’ Geto offers a laugh, sitting up to meet Gojo’s gaze, sunglasses askew just enough to show the mischief in his eyes. ‘He called out before Toji on purpose, entirely to piss him off.’
“Punctual as ever, Toji.”
“Whenever I arrive I’m on time, long as it’s when I want to get there.”
“Vague as ever as well. Either way, it’s of no matter, good you got here when you did. Satoru’s nearly finished the mochi.”
“I have not!”
Turning away from Toji and back to Gojo, Geto doesn’t miss the powder hanging off his lips. ‘Talking with his mouth full. Still distasteful, even by his standards.’ Grabbing a seat, Toji lets a sigh out, leaning down onto his back much like Geto was previously doing. He throws a comment at Gojo from his position.
“How many pieces remain?”
“There’s at least- uh… t- two…”
“Is that counting the one in your mouth?”
“Umm….”
“I’ll take that as a yes. I want the other one. Throw in some of that meat and we’ll call it even.”
“You mean a sandwich?”
“If I wanted a sandwich I would have asked for one. I said meat.”
A smirk forms over Toji’s face, Geto letting out a chuckle as Gojo passes over the mochi, a sulk starting to form. Reaching into the basket, Geto pulls out a few sandwiches, tossing the bread back in as he hands Toji the meat by itself. ‘Who am I to judge what people eat…’
“Thanks. Now, can I take a nap here, or do you wanna spar a bit first? Been a long day.”
“Can wait till later.”
Gojo offers, waving in a vague gesture before leaning his head down into Geto’s lap. In return Geto lets his hands wander through the white hair, stroking it as Gojo purrs. The sunglasses slowly slip down his nose until Geto pulls them off, setting them aside next to the basket. They stay like that for a minute, light snores starting to pour from Toji, until a smile starts to spread against Gojo’s face.
“What are you-”
“Hey Fushiguro, think fast!”
The cup Gojo tossed lands squarely on Toji’s face, Geto suppressing a laugh at the yelp that escapes from the gruff man. A glare shoots out at Gojo, Toji sitting up with a vicious grin, something dark starting to spread into his eyes. ‘Despite knowing he’s our ally, that look never gets less terrifying.’
“You wanna fight, Gojo? I’ve been craving a good ass kicking.”
“Better run, Satoru. Got a feeling he’s about to beat you to a pulp.”
“I’m sorry! I take it back!”
“I’ll start with that pretty face of yours.”
“Hey- woah- I need my face! How else am I supposed to get out of situations that go bad?”
“Maybe try not letting them go bad? Or, and here’s a new concept to you, don’t be the reason they go wrong, and maybe you won’t get blamed?”
His mouth hanging open, Gojo raises an arm to mockingly drape over his face, Geto still finding himself being used as a human shield. ‘Despite the dramatics, we all know Toji couldn’t put a scratch on your face. Not anymore, at least. You have better control over infinity, and he doesn’t have the motivation.’
“You wound me, Toji!”
“Another handful of meat and I’ll consider the assault forgiven.”
Reaching down to grab the meat, Gojo’s uncovered eyes meet the warm sun, his face immediately ducking into Geto’s chest. Geto in return sighs, grabbing the sunglasses to prevent further outbursts he’ll have to clean up. Toji sighs, grabbing the meat himself while the others are distracted.
“ihh’TIShh’kiew-! eh’gnchh’kiew-! hehh- aiYIShhiew-!”
“Bless. Why did you have to aim that at me?”
“It came on fast. Besides, you’re the one who took off my sunglasses, so really it’s your fault.”
“Oh, is that the game we’re playing?”
“What do you mea-”
“It’s not my fault you’re so sensitive, Satoru.”
Geto smirks as a cautious look crosses Gojo’s features, his nose twitching already. ‘He’s smart enough to know where I’m going with this. Looks like he’s reacting before I even get started.’ A hand raises to scrub at his face as Gojo casts a desperate look towards Toji, who for his part, seems utterly confused. ‘I guess I’ve never showed him this little party trick. He’s in for quite the show.’
“I mean, even the sun sets you off? What doesn’t get your nose itchy? Look at it now, it’s already twitching again.”
“S- hehh… Suguru… dohhhhn’t…”
“It looks almost like a bunny, all scrunched up like that. It must be tickling so much.”
“hAH’aIYshhiew-! heH- dtshhh’kiew-!”
“Oh, bless. Even after those, your nose is still trembling. Does it almost feel like the tickle is gently buzzing through your nose, touching every sensitive-”
“ihh’gEShhh’kiew-! huh’tiSHhew-! huhh… hh- aiyshh-keashh-aiiishhh’iew-!”
Glancing over at Toji to catch his reaction to this little episode, Geto’s surprised to find his head ducking into his chest in a tight bob. Meeting his eyes however, there’s no sign of distress, a gruff chuckle spilling from his chest as Gojo’s eyes start to water. ‘Hm. Must have been nothing. Guess I’ll continue the show.’
“Suguruuu~ thihhhs isn’t- heHh-! fa- ahh… fair!”
“Sorry, didn’t quite catch that, what did you say? It’s a bit hard to hear you through those ticklish breaths.”
“eh’GEchh’iew-! hheHHh-! nnNTShh’kiew-! heh’AIYshhiew-! G- god it tihhhckles…”
“How bad? Almost like a feather is tracing your nose?”
“hH’INchhiew-! hahh-! teschhh’kiew-!”
“knt-!”
“What was that?”
“Nothin’ that I heard.”
Geto’s eyes snap off Gojo, searching for the source of the noise. Toji’s response draws his attention, but there’s no indication across his face that he’s lying. Deciding to focus back on his boyfriend ‘Who’s currently attempting to rub his nose off his face apparently-’ Geto lets out a warm laugh, mischief that would rival Gojo’s flashing through his eyes.
“Getting in every corner, leaving little puffs of fluff behind as the tickle-”
“heh’IShhiew-! aihhh… heHhh-! guhh… uhhH- kiEShh’diew-! hNNChh’kiew-!”
“hH’knGt-! eh’dnT-!”
The sound comes again, this time Geto doesn’t miss Toji’s head snapping to his chest with each noise. Once he raises it again, there’s not a trace of any irritation, except a faint hue of pink starting to form around his nose. Geto meets his eyes, watching the tint spread down his cheeks.
“Are you- sneezing?”
“And what of it? Happens sometimes, I’m human after all.”
This catches Gojo’s attention, shifting his focus from his own nose to Toji’s face. His sunglasses tilt down as he seems to analyze the man glaring him down. Geto matches the gaze, catching the way Toji shifts nervously under the stare as his nose starts to scrunch again.
“You sure that’s all? You seem a bit itchy.”
“Just drop it. I’m fine.”
“Well alright!”
Geto offers a warm smile, letting his eyes close as the crinkles form in his cheeks, before pretending to turn his attention back to Gojo. ‘I have a theory to test… but I have a feeling if I’m too obvious he’ll retaliate. Or, more likely, escalate to violence.’ Meeting eyes, Gojo gives him a nod, quite understanding of the plan.
“Look at how pink your nose is getting, it’s practically quivering. I bet you have to sneeze so bad, don’t you?”
“heH’ITChhhiew-! uhh… hihH-! kieshhhew-! hehHhhH-! heH- hH’geNShh’kiew-! aiyshh’diue-!”
Despite knowing it’s not meant for him, Gojo’s nose remains just as sensitive to suggestion, a fit bursting from him before he can prevent it. Geto’s focus shifts back to Toji, watching as his own nose twitches, a fist raising to crush it as his breath snags. Gojo starts to smirk, lightly pinching his own nose to get a few words out before he sneezes again.
“It’s just so itchy.”
“hH’KNgT-! innGDT-! eh’dehNGT-!”
“It’s ahhlmost like the tihhh… tickle… hehHH-! The tickle is just spreaahhhh… spreading throug- heH’IShh’kiew-! Through my n- nose…. hH’tnSHhh’diew-!”
“hH’RRSHHh’oo-! ah’RRUSHH’shoo-! eH’GNZSHhh’aah-!”
Giggles burst from the duo before they can stop them, Toji shooting them a dark look, one that’s completely undercut by the way his nose twitched. Geto gets a hold of himself first, managing to meet the glare with a smirk of his own.
“Geto I swear to god-”
“Your nose is twitching, Toji. Does it itch? Is the tickle slowly spreading up from the tip-”
“I hhhhate you- uh’RSHHH’aa-! ahRUSHhzshho-!
“hh’tiESHh’iew-! hehh… ahhh-! hah’aiiyshhiew-!”
“Fuck- heH’NNZSHhh’aa-! aiRSHH’ouh-!”
Matching sneezes echo from Gojo as he doubles over into his lap, mirroring Toji’s movements as they both palm at their noses. Just as Geto’s about to start laughing again at the adorable sight, he takes notice of the evil grin Toji’s wearing. ‘This can’t be good…’
“Hey Geto.”
“Hm?”
“Play wicked games, win wicked prizes.”
Before he can ask what that means, Geto’s face pales at the cigarette Toji pulls out and lights in one fluid motion, raising it to his lips. Geto opens his mouth to protest but gets cut off by a waft of smoke Toji blows right at his face.
“ih’gxxt’choo-! heh’kxxt’chh-! inxxt’chho-! hh’txxt’chh-!”
“You know what? This actually is pretty funny.”
“tnxxgt’choo-! eh’kshhnt’oo-! eh’keshh’ieuu-!”
Gojo’s practically rolling around with laughter as tears spill freely from his eyes, Toji chiming in with a rough laugh of his own, cigarette hanging from his mouth mockingly. ‘Touche but- knxxgt’chh-! I’m not done in that easily.’ Even his thoughts are interrupted by sneezes. Still, Geto rubs his nose, deciding to use this to his advantage.
“Y- you’re right… hh’dnNShh’iue-! It just ti… tihhhh… tickles so much… it’s like there’s- knxxgt’choo-! This soft feeling slowly- hnXGT’chh-! Invading my nose, running frroohhhm… from the bridge, all the way down… d- down… eH’dnxgt’choo-! Down to the tip.”
The reaction is just as he planned, Toji’s nose practically red from the abuse it’s suffering, starts to scrunch again, giving him only enough time to wrench to the side as the fit begins again. Gojo doesn’t even bother, his trembling nose being pressed into his hands as he harmonizes with his own outburst.
“huH’RRZZShhh’oo-! hehh- hh’zzASHHH’oo-! Geto you- hnNZSHh’uuh-!”
“aiyshh’kiew-! huhh... heh- ihhh’tiEShhiew-! knEShh’diew-!”
“rrRUSHhh’aa-! You’re a dihhhck. hEH’RDJShh’ouh-!”
“aiyshhiew-! hehh.. I h- have to… huHhh-! hh’keshh’chiew-!”
Not able to get the cigarette out in time, Toji leans forward with a light cough, blowing smoke right onto the other two. Gojo’s not as allergic as Geto, but having it blown right at him gets his eyes watering up immediately, Geto not even getting a breath before the next series of sneezes overtakes him.
“eh’gnxsh’ue-! hH’keshh’shuu-! hehknxt’choo-! inxxt’choo-! heh’knxxt’chh-! eh’dnShh’uee-!”
“heH’AIyshh’kiew-! ehh… hiH’eSHh’diew-!”
“Weak, the b- huhh… Both of youuu uhH’RUSHH’aa-! AERSHH’oo-!”
“Not sounding so invulnerable yourself, Toji. eh’aIYshh’diew-! ehhh-! hah’dieshh’kiew-!”
“Okay, okay, you two. We give, you win Toji. hh’knxt’choo-!”
“Like usual.”
The sneezes slowly fade out, laughter replacing them as all three find themselves laying down, gazing up at the sky as they wipe the tears from their eyes. Geto can’t help but smile at the scene, three of the strongest people at Jujutsu Tech reduced to a panting mess from a cloud of smoke and some words.
“I didn’t know you were as sensitive as Satoru.”
“Hey-”
“I’m not. Just a tad suggestible is all.”
“I see.”
“You tell anyone you die, you got that Suguru?”
In lieu of a response, Geto offers an innocent smile, reaching over and tapping the tip of Gojo’s nose. He gets a whimper in response, Gojo twisting around to bury his nose in the blanket as the sneezes start again. Toji winces at the action, chuckling lightly as Geto lays back down.
“hehHH-! eiSHh’diew-! Hahh… hah’kESHhh’iew-!”
“Seems he maintains his position as the most sensitive.”
“Ru- hUH’tIShh’kiew-! Rude.”
“Gross, Satoru.”
“Th- thanksfor- iHH’keSHh’diew-! Thanks for your concern T- tehH’eSHhh’iew-! Toji.”
“Geto, you better make sure he washes that before you put it back.”
“hAHhh… eh’geSHhhh’kiew-! enchshhh’iew-!”
Laughter descends over the three friends once more as Gojo leans into Geto, his arm casually draping across Toji’s chest. Normally this type of overly clingy affection was not stood for, but after the events of today, Toji lets it slide. The three of them close their eyes, bathing in the sun’s gentle embrace once more. For a moment, just a moment, they’re not the strongest, sorcerers, killers, or anything.
They’re just three friends sharing a blanket on a warm spring day.
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