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wife-of-all-dilfs · 11 months
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i want him to teach me everything he knows; to tell me all his stories and experiences he's ever had, even the most unnecessary and pointless ones.
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wolfythewitch · 9 months
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I can see you're big fan of the odyssey. If I may, recommend you another very queer ancient story that focuses on love, glory, greif, and what it means to be human? The Epic of Gilgamesh
I'm partial to the Andrew George translation but that's a personal preference
Haha I actually have an entire thread live reacting to it!
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bruciemilf · 1 year
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The first time Harvey and Bruce had sex, Bruce struggled to take more than half his dick and Harvey had spent half an hour just easing his entire dick into bruce.
The first time Two face fucked Bruce however- Sir really tried to fuck his brains out. Would've succeeded too if Bruce didn't train his body on taking Harvey's humungous schlong. In the end Two face only managed to fuck Bruce stupid.
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rosabienfuerte · 6 months
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numahachi · 2 years
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Viggo Mortensen fishing as Aragorn has major LoZ sidequest vibes.
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ballwizard · 4 months
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archie straidor the kind of guy to eat a mango like some sort of beafst
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The Mango Incident
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You guys all observe Dally, but what about Darry?
I feel like watching him would be like watching a snail.
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viralvava · 1 year
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LEON BELMONT IN 2022 (AND ALUCARD)
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real-total-drama-takes · 10 months
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millie is like if zoey's character flaws were done on purpose and acknowledged in-text and i love her for that - 🐿️
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bluewinnerangel · 2 years
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leo-kinnie · 1 year
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Sandro really be like that asdf movie part where the dude goes over the edge and floats up
I FCUKING SCREAMED
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xomoosexo · 5 months
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most sylvee tweet ever
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pups-2-dust · 5 months
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Very sweet message from the roommate followed by my phone thinking I'm incredibly full of myself
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loveyouhomex · 1 year
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the fact that Lewis organised the event and Seb brought cards for everyone is giving me major power couple vibes and no one can convince me that they didn't sit on the floor of one of their hotel rooms leaning over a large paper trying to come up with the 5th seating plan because there's always the possibility of a fight and ending up just scribbling down some names somewhere as long as Lewis gets to "sit next to the most important person of that evening"
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ostrichowl · 18 days
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im sorry but whenever i see you draw irkens i think about that one "bald characters when they fall into the hands of a 12 year old artist" image
you are not the first person to tell me this but regardless im dying
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sharpth1ng · 8 months
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Not sure if anyone's mentioned this but Stu is definitely a Juggalo and 'My Axe' is 100% his favorite song by ICP.
No one can change my mind.
lmao nah I can't argue with this, Stu would love ICP and Billy would hate it.
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