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neokollection · 6 years

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NSFW A - Z ㅡ Taeyong (M)

Taeil - Johnny - Taeyong - Yuta - Kun - Doyoung - Jungwoo - Lucas

**Suggestive, Mature**

A - Aftercare

He’s great at aftercare! He’s so caring and attentive, even if he’s tired, there’s never a time that he’s not taking care of you after. He’ll clean you up with a warm towel if he made a mess, ask if you’re hungry or thirsty, tired or sore, etc... He’ll do whatever he can, but usually all you want is for him to crawl beside you and snuggle. He’s a great snuggler, peppering kisses on your nose and all before settling in the crook of your neck and drowsing off.

B - Body Part [ their favorite body part on their s/o and/or on them ]

I mean... your lips... They smile beautifully when your happy or excited, pout when you want his attention, smirk when you’re playful, puckered when kissed... When they’re swollen and abused it’s his favorite, they’re flushed their natural shade and form a natural pout when pulling away- They’re addictive and sweet and please him in so many ways, in so many places, how can he not love them. On himself- maybe his hands. Honestly, he finds them manly and sexy which is something he’s proud of- Not to mention he knows you like them! He can do so many things with them, playfully pinch your lips, get his fingers tangled in your hair, touch you, etc...

C - Cum

He’s not a messy person, but when it comes to pleasure I think he’s messy. He doesn’t care where it goes, on you, on himself, etc... He’ll put in the work of cleaning after the deed. As long as it doesn’t get in anyone’s eye it’s chill.

D - Dirty Secret

Hentaiiii, but then again he was caught by you, so not sure if it’s considered a secret...

E - Experience [ how experienced they are ]

Um, well, in the kissing department he’s a very capable young man, master of many secrets of the trade- Probably better than Jaehyun- If we’re talking about sexing: experienced. He’s got it down what to do, knows what most women do and don’t like, knows a few secret spots, etc... But there’s still plenty he could learn and a lot he has wanted to try with kinks, but has never been able to-

F - Favorite Position

Doggy- When he tops he like this one because he can be selfish. He can use you to please himself, nails biting your skin as he hurriedly thrusts from behind. Not having to give you any special treatment for once. He’s also a bottom boy tho, and for that he obviously loves cowgirl. He can see everything and access it all and has an inkling of control he’d be able to use if needed.

G - Goofy

More serious during sex, but when fluffy he can be a little giddy. He derives his energy from other people, so it depends on your mood and if you’re goofy during moments like this.

H - Hair [ how well they manscape ]

Just the basics, probably just trims so it’s not too wild.

I - Intimacy [ romance-wise ]

Super romantic! V emotional boy. It’s love-making after all ^^ Even after rawing you from behind he’ll be gentle after, collapsing to the sheets with you and drawing your face to his chest as his hand reaches between your legs to give you more attention.

J - Jack Off

He does pretty often, he tries to keep it for when he’s in the shower, thinking of new Whiplash lyrics, but I mean he’s done it in the park bathroom too so. He just gets random urges occasionally and it doesn’t help when he starts thinking about you or when he’s brainstorming lyrics... Ultimately thinking about you again-

K - Kink

Possibly slight exhibitionist Masochist - he doesn’t have the heart for sadism and is far too vulnerable to you, he likes literally anything you do to him, even if he shouldn’t- I mean he likes the collars and chains and rope bunny shit, but he’s not sure if that’d be considered a kink.

L - Location [ their favorite place to have sex ]

Bed? Every place is enjoyable to him, so I don’t think he has a favorite... But he has to admit, bed is most comfy.

M - Motivation [ turn-ons ]

Basically if you’re needy. Or when you’re cheeky and within close proximity- Revealing clothes, for sure. And if he’s already playful, being a bit stern with him, even if it’s saying his name in a tone because he’s about to be in trouble- He like pushing your buttons some times, swearing you’re so hot like this- So... womanly; and either then wants to reduce you to a puddle of stammering filth or have you show him who the boss is & dominate him.

N - NO [ turn-offs ]

No sharing, he doesn’t like the idea of anyone else touching you like he does or having your attention. But maybe it’d b a good lesson for Jaehyun to watch so he can learn whose you are

O - Oral

Giving; it’s not something he does every time, but it’s something he enjoys. He likes the taste of you and the intimacy of it, usually being quite sensual with the laps of his pink tongue. Receiving; he’s so noisy, it’s hard to hold back and when he does you get chuffed groans and heavy breathing still. He’s a moaner and you’ll probably think he’s overreacting, but it means so much to him. The intimacy is so close, and it feels fucking amazing so- He’s never one to force you tho and will keep a gentle hand on your cheek, fingers curling into your hair.

P - Pace

Knife-like?? His dancing is pretty similar to his thrusting, I mean those hips don’t lie. When the mood is right he keeps it sensual and fluid, channeling a bit of 7th Sense choreo- Slowing things down a lot. Other times he’s a rowdy fuck and pumping into you like there’s no tomorrow, it’s ridiculous.

Q - Quickies

Yep. He’s chill with them and is smart enough to find good places you guys wouldn’t get caught. I mean it’s a bit hard to keep down his volume, but he can resort to busying himself with your lips and gentle hisses.

R - Risk [ comfort zone ]

He’s not about to be caught, so even in a public setting he’ll make sure doors are locked and there’s an escape route if needed. If those are not available he’ll hold it or just ask for head or something quick- He doesn’t like strangers or the boys seeing you or him when vulnerable, aka tits and dick out, but small things he’d feel 40% less embarrassed about so he may be a little risky asking for head and touching, etc... It’s kinda exciting.

S - Stamina [ another round? ]

After round #1 he needs time... He’s worn out- I would say 90% of the time there is no #2. Srry TY, you outed yourself your practice vids

T - Toy [ their favorite toys ]

O boy- I’m not sure why, but my mind just said bottle opener.......... Stuff like handcuffs and collars are pretty hot to him- Also...... cock rings???

U - Unfair [ how they enjoy teasing & being teased ]

When teasing; he’s a whole dickhead, but he still has some redeeming qualities. He teases in the most unfair ways when it’s finally his turn to be in control and some times you feel flustered and humiliated by him- but even tho he sets impossible rules, he’s one to give into you easily. Maybe a few needy kisses or pleads and he’s already burying his face into the crook of your neck and letting up. When being teased......... He’s a fucking mess, but he loves it. He trusts you, so he know he’ll be rewarded in the end, that he’ll eventually cum. The climb and all the teasing is what builds it for him and even tho he hisses and throws his head back when you pull off him, the next time you’re on him makes it all the more pleasing. He doesn’t mind pleading either, he’ll beg if you want him to or if he feels he has to.

V - Volume

Big moaner. He keeps a pretty even volume most of the time, trying not to go about ‘indoor-volume’, does a lot of quiet and breathy talk, moans, and hisses... But when you suddenly do something he may raise it a lot or moan for the neighbors to hear, so be careful.

W - Wild Card [ authors choice ]

His tip is the most sensitive. You could be yanking his shaft, but as soon as your tip meeting your tongue his eyes roll back. In fact, you could make him cum with just his tip, fingers encircling and squeezing, tongue teasing. It’s the kill shot, for sure.

X - X-Ray [ what kind of package ]

Check the 3rd gif here

Y - Yearning [ sex drive ]

High- I mean look at the shit he writes on the daily and makes public.

Z - Zzz [ after ]

After making sure you’re taken care of, he usually takes about 30 minutes or so to fall asleep. I mean he’s tired, but his heart is still racing and his mind too. He snuggles against you, finding a comfortable spot, maybe moving once or twice, exchanging a few murmurs about it being hot or smthng before silence takes over and it’s just your breaths... Then he’s able to pass out.

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ourhappylies · 6 years

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Jimmy Darling Fluff Alphabet 🌻

A = Attractive what do they find attractive about the other?

Jimmy finds your care for everyone the most attractive thing about you. He thinks you’re so incredibly sweet to everyone you meet and he loves you so so much because how much you care for him and his friends at the freakshow.

B = Baby do they want a family? why/why not?

Jimmy doesn’t wanr children, he’s terrified they’ll be a “freak” like him, and he doesn’t want anyone, much less someone he loves, to have to live through that. He doesn’t really want to adopt either, he doesn’t want anyone to have to have him as a father.

C = Cuddle how do they cuddle?

Jimmy loves to hold you to him, close to his side as he runs his hand over your side gently. When he’s drunk he’s even clingier and he loves to lay on top of you when he naps to convince himself you love him and really won’t leave- simply because you can’t.

D = Dates what are dates with them like?

Dates with him are often, but they’re usually just dates at the freakshow, him loving on you as you sit up on a horse on the carousel. He thinks you look so incredibly beautiful under the carousel lights, and he loves to kiss you while you hold his hands, looking down at him.

E = Everything you are my ____ (e.g my life, my world…)

“You are the reason I love my hands.” He says softly, looking up at you as you lay in bed with him, his face buried in your chest.

F = Feelings when did they know they were falling in love?

Jimmy knew he was falling in love when he took off his leather mittens and you gasped, and it was in awe and not in fear.

G = Gentle are they gentle? If so, how?

Jimmy is as gentle as they come, and if you tell him he acts any sort of mean or violent when he gets drunk he immediately gets sober. He loves to impress you and he’s terrified of losing you.

H = Hand/Hold do they like to hold? how do they like to hold hands?

He’s not a fan of hand holding unless you decide to hold his hand, because trying to grab your hand and love on you is hard and he always gets frustrated that he’s not just “normal”, so he rarely will ever just grab your hand.

I = Impression first impression/s

His first impression of you was that you were the sweetest girl he’d ever seen. You defended them all at the restaurant, and Jimmy couldn’t help but look at you with absolute heart eyes, following you around like a lost puppy.

J = Joker are they into pulling pranks?

Jimmy is too afraid of pissing you off and you leaving to pull pranks. Plus he’s too scared that his pranks will upset you, but that doesn’t stop him from yelling boo when you turn corners to see him.

K = Kisses how do they kiss?

Jimmy kisses you gently, as if he’s afraid to hurt you, because in a sense, he is. He’s deathly afraid of hurting you and you leaving because of it.

L = Love who says I love you first?

He says it first, albeit drunkenly one night, after a night of celebration at the new opening of the freakshow.

M = Memory their favourite moment together

His favourite moment was when you came on stage during rehearsals and started singing his favourite Nirvana song with him. It made him the happiest person alive that he could get you to remember the words of his favourite song, just by singing it to you.

N = Nickel do they spoil? do they buy the person they love everything?

Jimmy tries to spoil, as much as he possibly can. But he doesn’t have as much money as he would like to spend on you and it took more than just him to scrape up the money to buy you a wedding ring.

O = Orange what colour reminds them of their other half

The colour that reminds him of you is blue. The cirus is full of reds and whites and he feels that blue is the opposite of that. You’re the normal one, you’re the absolutely gorgeous person. He wants to distance you as much as he can from the freakshow, but he loves that you want to know and understand as much as you can anyway.

P = Petnames what pet names do they use?

Jimmy loves simple nicknames, like “sweetheart” and “baby”, but he also can get kind of odd with things like “babykins” and “pumpkin”.

Q = Quaint what is their favourite non-modern thing?

His favourite non modern thing is typewriters, he loves the sound, and he’ll often recite to you what he wants typed, seeing as he can’t use the typewriter very efficiently.

R = Rainy Day what do they like to do on a rainy day?

He thinks rainy days are rather depressing, so he sits with you and reads aloud with you. It helps him develop a much clearer voice and he loves spending time with you, reading the books you buy for these days when you go into town alone.

S = Sad how do they cheer themselves/each other up

Unsurprisingly, Jimmy cheers himself up by drinking. He attempts to cheer you up with jokes he remembered from his childhood, silly puns and jokes with terrible punchlines. If that doesn’t work he’ll sit with you as long as you need to talk it out with you.

T = Talking what do they love to talk about?

Jimmy loves to talk about what life would be like if he was “normal”. Of course, you always have to talk it out with him that you love him the way he is, and he gets frustrated every time because he wishes you could also want him to be normal, but nonetheless he’s glad you love him like he is.

U = Unencumbered What helps them relax?

Reading always helps him relax, and sometimes he’ll ask for a specific book when you’re going into the city for you to buy him that one of his friends recommended or heard of and thought of Jimmy.

V = Vaunt what do they like to show off? What are they proud of?

Jimmy likes to show off his singing skills, he thinks it’s the one “redeemable” quality he has.

W = Wedding when, how, where do they propose?

He proposes at the carousel when it’s just you two, with a ring he sent Elsa to go get, him just as surprised at how it looks as you are. He kisses you gently, getting up the courage to ask you as you tell him you love him, bending down to one knee and traditionally asking.

X = Xylophone What’s their song?

“Come As You Are” by Nirvana. He loves singing it to you at bedtime, and he finds himself humming it throughout the day.

Y = You the ___ to my ___ (e.g the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)

You’re the white lighter to my Kurt Cobain.

Z = Zebra if they wanted a pet, what pet would they get?

Jimmy would get a dog, because of the fact they’re usually very sweet and loving. He’s also so afraid that a pet would run away from him because of his hands like people do, so he just decides a dog is the best decision.

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a-shrieking-cloud-of-bats · 7 years

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I got tagged by @queen-squids

A - age? 29 B - biggest fear? Bugs just sorta in general but special mention to anything that flies that enjoys doing strafing runs on my ear to make terrible buzzing sounds. Also, probably not being able to earn a salary in some way or another, for a more “adult” one. C - current time? 5:14 AM D - drink you last had? Diet Dr. Pepper, I basically live off the stuff honestly! E - every day starts with? Me wandering out, grabbing a drink, and plopping down and doing Various Internet Things F - favourite song? It varies from time to time but I think I’m levitating back towards The Mountain Goats right now so just on principle probably White Cedar from Transcendental Youth G - ghosts, are they real? Probably not, but I don’t really have anything against people that think they are, presuming it remains a harmless pursuit! H - hometown? Augusta, well known for Being In The Middle Of The US, and Having Almost No Redeeming Qualities in a state with very few of them. But the wizard of oz was filmed here so that’s something at least. I - in love with: whu J - jealous of? People that’ve sort’ve Hit It Big in fields of their interest. It comes and goes, but it definitely happens! I’ve always been a bit scatterbrained so I think it’s hard for me to reach a big sorta summit in a field of interest because I’m hopping around so much. K - killed someone? Not as far as I’m aware. L - last time you cried? Uhhhh, been a while, actually! Maybe 2015 sometime. I tend to just sorta get intensely mopey. M - middle name? Nathanial N - number of siblings? One older sister, One older brother, though I believe both of them are from different marriages? So technically half siblings I guess? O - one wish: I don’t need money to be alive. P - person you last called/texted: If we’re counting internet messaging, an internet pal over steam, if not uhhhhh probably the humane society to tell them I’m not showing up that day. Q - questions you are always asked: whu R - reasons to smile: I feel like I’m actually sorta getting decent at pixel art and animation for a rookie effort! With any luck it might actually go places. S - song last sang: I can’t remember! I’ve not been listening to a lot of music lately, probably something on Beat The Champ. I’m thinking Foreign Object. T - time you woke up: 4:30! My sleep schedule’s in tatters and it’s even more difficult then usual to get out of it due to outside effects! It’s horrible. U - underwear colour: Blue, I think? I don’t really pay a lot of attention to my underwear for the day honestly. V - vacation destination: It’s boring, but I think I’m just happy being in a quiet place in general, honestly. W - worst habit: Honestly when I’m in a poor mood I can get really nasty and spiteful to basically anyone that’s anywhere near competing with me in anything, but thankfully I’ve gotten pretty good at keeping My Huge Craw shut when I’m feeling like that. X - x-rays you’ve had: Mouth, probably. My teeth are absolutely horrid. Y - your favourite food: Pasta just sorta in general, probably. Z - zodiac sign: Aquarius/Capricorn, I’m on the cusp. Also apparently I’m a Fire Rabbit on the chinese Zodiac front, I’m only including this because until just recently I was under the pretense I was an earth dragon but apparently I am very near the cusp on that one too, so I was one off. Imagine that!

Tagged: Do it if you want! Tag me! You know the drill!

#show and tell #queen-squids

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r2d2official · 7 years

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Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you’re done tag 10 people plus the person who tagged you, and most importantly, HAVE FUN

Tagged by @thatapostateboy and @ersatzash (thanks, guys!!! :D)

A- Age: 20 B- Biggest fear: that we are actually living life in VR somehow C- Current time: 7:42pm D- Drink you last had: Molten Hot Chocolate from Starbucks!! E- Everyday starts with: either maryden singing “Inquisitor” (those are the good days) or the boring old default iphone alarm F- Favourite song: Hotel California -- Eagles G- Ghosts, are they real: why not? H- Hometown: Denver I- In love with: Star Wars J- Jealous of: people who more social ability that have secured free masters programs...eventhoughiwouldntgothroughitbutSTILL K- Killed someone: nope L- Last time you cried: the 8th after a motherfucker rammed into my car (: (: (: M- Middle name: Lynn N- Number of siblings: 0 because the one i do have is currently dead to me O- One wish: I wish that I could directly contribute to something Star Wars related like a movie, game, book, anything really. P- Person you last called/texted: @officialladyinquisitor Q- Questions you’re always asked: “With all the video games you play, why don’t you put it on YouTube/stream it??” The answer is always: I’m considerably boring at commentary imho R- Reasons to smile: Star Wars, robots, cheese S- Song last sang: Hotel California (surprise, surprise) T- Time you woke up: 11:39am because I’m sick and also stayed up until 3, whoops U- Underwear colour: light blue with a white daisy pattern V- Vacation destination: disney world in florida. it’s florida’s only redeeming quality and even then it’s not enough W- Worst habit: Overthinking and ripping dead skin off of my face X- X-rays you’ve had: Spine and teeth Y- Your favourite food: cheese Z- Zodiac sign: aries

I’m gonna not tag anyone, but if you wanna do it pls tell me because i wanna see it!!

#tag games #about me

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