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merry christmas to all who celebrate! in the new year, i hope to peg johnny cage

#caesar chatting #My only resolution ^^ #johnny cage #( this is a hint at my comeback piece )

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srry 4 dipping from this account for ~a month. my mental health took a turn for the worse but i’m back now ^_^ ( <- guy trying so hard to be normal pilled )

#caesar chatting #tartiloser #things happened! #but i’m going back on my writing grind. srry to everyone who’s requests i haven’t done #they probably won’t be done at all <\3 i need a blank slate #i wld rather not talk abt what happened btw i am here to fuck johnny cage and that’s all. #<- failed at being normal smh..

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GENSHIN IMPACT HEADCANONS ☆ who’s the boss?

starring. . . amab , gender neutral reader and scaramouche. warning for nsfw , degradation & name calling ( bitch, mostly ) , + rough sex / hate sex. requested by ; no one lol ( 11 / 2 / 23 ) + fandom masterlist ; here.

author notes; all i can say is that i felt silly!

scaramouche!

— god, revenge has never been so sweet. you’d been working under scaramouche for around a year or so as his secretary. he made for a horrible boss, so you were miserable the whole time. miserable until today, that is.

— you had him bent over his own desk with his pants off, his legs spread and his hips wiggling slightly in anticipation. you couldn’t recall exactly how you two ended up like this. okay, you could recall pinning him to a wall and yelling at him. you could recall noticing his oh-so-obvious boner and well.. did it really matter how the rest went down? the only thing you could really focus on right now was how badly you wanted to fuck the asshole beneath you.

— for a moment or two you caressed his bare ass, feeling up the soft, warm mounds before you. you slid down your pants and underwear just below your hip and held your hard-on close to his entrance, listening to quiet whimpers as scaramouche felt you from behind. then, without hesitation or prep, you pushed in all the way, groaning at how tight he was.

— oh, how he whimpered and cried, and in return you simply muttered, “payback’s a bitch, isn’t it?”

— you were rough, moving at a pace that likely burned for the bitch beneath you but felt so good for you and your cock. you held him roughly by the hips, holding him steady as you rammed into him. the desk creaked with every thrust, though it was hard to hear it over scaramouche’s moans, screams, and squeals. his stomach was pressed flush against his own cold, metallic nameplate, causing him to shiver occasionally.

— he struggled to keep his head up, his violet eyes rolling back as he choked out your name. as soon as you noticed his head falling, you used one hand to grab him by the hair and lift his head up, forcing him to look at the tiny security camera in the left corner of his office.

— “think they’re enjoying the show, boss? tell me, wonder who’s on camera duty tonight, scaramouche?” you teased, enunciating every syllable of his name as you kept on pulverizing him from behind.

— he could only groan before babbling out a bunch of different half-sentences just to tell you that he didn’t know. you huffed and let go of his hair suddenly, causing his head to fall flat onto his wooden desk with a bang. any noises of pain blended with his noises of pleasure— or maybe you just didn’t care enough to tell the difference.

— “maybe i’ll let them have a turn when i’m done. they might want to fuck you over the desk too, or maybe on the floor. you’d like that wouldn’t you, getting passed around like a hooker?”

— “no, no,” he gasped out, his voice shaky, “just you, only you, please. please, just you.”

— you laughed at his response. it was desperate, so desperate it was funny. “so you’re my bitch then?”

— “yes!” he screamed out after a particularly rough thrust, “yes, yes, yes!”

— you opted to pull out at the last second, much to his relief. he was overstimulated and shaking on the table as you pumped yourself. you shoved him onto the floor after a moment, watching him hit the carpeted ground with a thud before shooting your load onto his face.

— you panted heavily, resting against the desk as scaramouche whimpered down on the ground, his breathing ragged. god, what a sight. your shitty boss shaking and covered in your cum—

— “just remember who’s in charge now, ‘kay boss? i got it on camera,” you said, gesturing to the camera in the corner as you began to clean yourself up, “you’re my bitch. don’t forget it.”

#tartiloser #my work #genshin imagines #genshin impact x reader #gi x reader #genshin impact #genshin x reader #scaramouche gi #scaramouche #scaramouche x reader #wanderer x reader #wanderer #wanderer gi #wanderer genshin #scaramouche genshin impact

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“can i be your boyfriend ?” sounds so much MORE better than “can you be my girlfriend ?”

#caesar reblogs #ong!! #my moots get everything i swear #”can i be your boyfriend?” <- forever the only option

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ok guys just finished an epic draft of boss!scaramouche x secretary!reader where reader tops bc we don’t have enough top!reader fics.

#tartiloser #caesar chatting #gi x reader #genshin impact x reader

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need less fics of characters rough handling the reader during sex. need more fics of the opposite. respectfully, I want the reader to be an asshole. I want the reader to push, shove, kick, slap, etc.

#tartiloser #caesar chatting #maybe i’m just a weirdo.. #HELP guys this is a normal want guys right? #gi x reader #genshin impact x reader

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Hello! May I request a MK1 Smoke headcanon with engineering student fem!s/o? I was 'triggered' bcs you mentioned about engineer in your latest Tomas' headcanon. I am requesting you this bcs Tomas is my fav and I'm an engineering student. Thank you! :D

here’s your piece! hope this makes u happy :) good luck with ur studies!

#tartiloser #ask answered

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MORTAL KOMBAT HEADCANONS ☆ the cutest engineer!

starring. . . engineering major! feminine reader and tomas. warning for nothing! requested by ; anon ( 10 / 24 / 23 ) + fandom masterlist ; here

author notes; this concept is so cute i think he’d be so approving and supportive! btw this is written like modern au ish & he’s not an engineer in this :p but i cld try writing him as an engineer if that’s wanted ( i’m no engineer btw lol )

tomas vrbada!

— he follows you like a puppy, accompanying you to the library when you need to study and gladly coming to watch your dissertations. tomas only ever wants to support you. plus, he finds your ‘focused’ face really cute. when you furrow your eyebrows in concentration or frown as you reread something over.. he knows you're working hard and he admires you for that.

— talk to him!!! goodness, he loves listening to you explain your work to him. vrbada might not understand things fully, but he's quite intelligent so he gets the gist most of the time. he loves hearing about your major, mostly because it relates to you but also because it’s insanely interesting.

— “you’re so smart,” he’ll murmur softly, glancing from your paper up to you with a small smile that makes your heart melt. “i love that about you, y’know.”

— occasionally when you’re free or you’re putting off work, the two of you play sims or minecraft together. he absolutelywill be the farmer to your builder. tomas isn’t too fond of creepers, by the way, so expect a lot of cat pets in your minecraft worlds.

— he often gives certain incentives so that you’ll get to work, such as offering to kiss you for each piece of work you finish. it’s really not too hard, however, to convince him to give you kisses regardless of whether or not you've done any work. anything more than kisses, however, and you’ll definitely have to work for it. don’t worry, the reward is worth it ;)

— vrbada typically makes breakfast for you each morning before or after your first class, just to make sure you’re eating properly. breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all! tomas wouldn’t mind making you lunch and dinner too, if we’re being honest. the only reason he doesn’t as of now is because he’s unsure if you’ll enjoy or even want his cooking.

— he’s the type of boyfriend to bitch with you about superiors or peers whenever you’re upset. he’ll be just as angry as you, though he keeps you from doing anything rash. it’s tough being a woman in stem and vrbada knows that, so he always tries to make sure you feel heard. if there’s ever a moment where you doubt yourself and your chosen major, he’ll comfort you and let you know that you've made the right choice. it’s your major, don’t let anyone push you out of it!

— tomas 100% has your schedule memorized for boyfriend purposes. he sends you texts when certain classes end and offers to bring you snacks throughout the day, just to make you smile when you can. occasionally he’ll just surprise you with a visit, standing outside your class’ door with a small smile that grows the moment he lays eyes on you. he’ll give you a hug and maybe a kiss on the forehead before wishing you luck in class.

— “hey! i just wanted to see you.. you make me so proud,” he’ll mumble into your ear as he hugs you. “i love you so much. good luck today, baby.”

#tartiloser #my work #mk #mortal kombat #mk1 smoke #mk headcanons #mk1 #smoke mk #mk x reader #mortal kombat x reader #tomas vrbada x reader #tomas x reader #tomas vrbada #smoke x reader #mortal kombat 1 x reader

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the amount of likes on a piece will never matter to me as much as the reblogs + comments bc ppl say the silliest things when reblogging.. it’ll be like “#blorbobingo recs” and then them screaming about how they need the character to maul them or smth lol

#tartiloser #caesar chatting #x reader #the tags will be like “i’m so normal i just want to kill this guy” and it’s like thanks man i love the vibes #/srs genuinely love seeing crazy ppl in my notifs

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i’m trying to space out my writing posts but i rlly want to get these requests posted <\3 expect one post on tuesday & maybe another thursday or friday this week

#tartiloser #caesar chatting #the two tomas requesters in my inbox waiting for me to finally post their stuff lmaoo #i just don’t want to burn through content too fast

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SCREAM HEADCANONS ☆ better call stu!

starring. . . afab , gender neutral reader and stu macher. warning for nsfw , unfaithfulness ( both reader + their boyfriend cheat ), + mentions of threesomes. requested by ; no one ( 10 / 22 / 23 ) + fandom masterlist ; here.

author notes; stu isn’t dating tatum in this ;p . he’s my fav freaky link idc, he’s so goofy-weird that it’s really fun to write him.

stu macher!

— when your boyfriend won’t get you off or, more accurately, can’t get you off, you better call stu. he’s always down to rearrange your guts or eat you out just to make you cum, something your boyfriend seems to have trouble with. you don’t remember how you two began this arrangement but he’s just the right amount of freaky and sweet, making him perfect your needs.

— stu’s your dirty little secret, and he doesn't shy away from it. in fact, macher takes a sort of sick pride in it, bringing it up often. he especially loves teasing you from between your legs. “has your boyfriend ever made you cum?” he’ll ask, pretending to be curious as he wipes his mouth. “has anyone made you cum as much as i do, babe? be honest.”

— stu adores eye contact with you during your sneaky sex sessions. he loves it when you’re facing each other. it isn’t rare for him to hold your chin or simply demand that you look at him. he wants to watch your facial expressions, making sure that the pleasure he gives you outweighs any sort of guilt you may have about cheating on that guy you’re with. besides, it’s not like your boyfriend’s loyal either— macher loves to remind you that he’s likely been with the whole cheer team.

— he’ll thrust into you from behind and murmur, “he’s probably with some other girl right now anyways.” he knows his words hurt a little, but it’s hard to focus on how mean stu was being when he was fucking you so well. “just forget about him. focus on me, baby, I’ll be right here with you all night.”

— he hates it when you call out your boyfriend’s name as he’s fucking you. it’s a reminder that you’re not really his, even though it felt like you were. whenever you slip up, he asks you flat out, “who’s blowing your back out right now?” if you don’t respond promptly, he’ll simply continue on, “c’mon, baby, say it, say the name of the guy who’s filling you up, making good use of your pussy. say it.”

— occasionally, you catch macher making love to you. not having sex, making love. he’s usually only ever somewhat romantic after he fucks you, giving you some pretty sweet aftercare (something your boyfriend didn’t even know about). every so often, though, he’ll kiss you gently before and after. and during, if you’re lucky. he takes his time, admiring your body and uttering soft praises to you as he runs his hands all over. every so often, he makes love to you as if you’re his.

— you had begged stu not to tell anyone about your situation. who’s to say if he’s kept good on that promise, though. you’re almost certain that macher told billy, based on the looks his friend gives you. speaking of loomis… sometimes stu brings up the idea of him joining. you’re not sure if billy knows that secret just yet.

— “maybe I should invite billy sometime,” he’ll whisper as he’s fingering you. macher’ll lean in, pressing a sloppy kiss to the shell of your ear, “i’m sure he’d love to see you like this. don’t worry, I won’t let him touch you— he’ll sit right over there and jerk off in the corner. wouldn’t that be hot, baby? wouldn’t it be fun?”

— you’re too busy moaning to admit you’re into the idea, which is probably for the best. for now, all you needed was stu to get you off. all you wanted was for him to make you feel heavenly in the ways your boyfriend couldn't.

— he’s never asked you to break up with your boyfriend, even though it’s clear that macher wants you to. you had assumed after some time that he was just waiting for you to break it off of your own free will. in truth, however, stu was just waiting on a good opportunity to get rid of the guy himself. he’d make your boyfriend disappear completely in a more... permanent... manner.

#tartiloser #my work #slasher movies #slashers x reader #slasher x reader #slasher headcanons #scream 1996 #scream x reader #scream stu #stu macher #stu macher x reader #stu x reader #billy loomis mentioned #stu #stu macher smut

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MISCELLANEOUS CHARACTER MASTERLIST ☆

☆ ALTERNATE UNIVERSE SERIES!

— none yet!

☆ CHARACTER AI BOTS!

— none yet!

☆ FICS & HEADCANONS!

— nsfw ; better call stu! ( stu macher )

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The Drive-In

Summary: You should have known Stu and Billy would not behave.

(The reader is AFAB and uses they/them pronouns. The ethnicity/race is preferably black.)

(Content Warning: Voyeurism, Car sex, Poly-relationship, threesome, P in V, multiple orgasms, crying, overstimulation, slight dirty talk, creampie)

It was such a cliche thing to do. To fuck your boyfriend (or boyfriends) in the car while watching a drive-in movie, but they're the ones who started it. You knew that it was a bad idea to watch a horror movie with both of them in a small space, but they had promised that they would behave themselves. You had barely made it to the middle of the movie before feeling Billy's hand creeping up your thigh, and the smirk that grew on his face at the moment told you all you needed to know.

"Come on, baby," Billy grunted in your ear, his hands tightening on your ass cheeks as you continued to bounce up and down on him harder, your walls hugging his thick cock tightly. Your head was laying on his shoulder, strength completely gone at the feel of his dick stretching you open. Despite you taking him plenty of times before, Billy's thickness always caught you off guard and almost knocked the wind out of you. "You can do better than that." He lifted his hips and thrusted up into you, making you let out a loud whine that filled the small space of the car.

The chuckle he let out already made you embarrassed and wetter around him, but the sound of Stu's giggle from the backseat made the warmth in your cheeks and between your legs grow.

"How wet are they this time?" He asked, his breathing heavy. You didn't have to look over Billy's shoulder to know that Stu was jerking off. You could just feel his giddiness of wanting to fuck you radiating from him. Besides the sounds you and Billy were making, you could hear Stu's hand vigorously going up and down his dick and the small moans he was trying to muffle. The feel of Billy inside you and the sound of Stu's moans only made your wetness worse.

"Fucking soaked," Billy answered, holding tightly onto you and fucking you faster.

"Oh God," you whimpered into his shoulder, the little strength you did have to bounce on his dick was gone, and you just laid there and let him fuck into you, his dick stretching you more and more with each thrust.

"You gonna cum for me," he asked, keeping one of his hands on you while he wrapped his arm around your middle, practically pressing you against him.

"Yes, yes, yes," you chanted into his shoulder, your mind so far gone in pleasure that the word 'yes' was all you could think of besides his name. You brought your hands up to the headrest of the seat and held onto it. You could feel the warmth inside yourself get hotter and hotter, and suddenly the strength that he fucked out of you was suddenly back, and you began bouncing up and down his cock again, desperate to feel your release.

"You're such a good slut for me," he whispered into your ear, his thighs meeting yours with each bounce you made, the sound of your skins slapping against each other loud in the car, almost drowning the sounds Stu was making. "Cum around my dick like the desperate slut you are."

His words made you grip the headrest harder and like the good slut that he called you, you follow his command and came hard around him, your walls squeezing him, wanting him to cum inside you as well.

"Fuck," he suddenly yelled, cumming hard as well. Just like how his thickness took your breath away, your tightness always seemed to make him and Stu lose theirs. "Fuck, fuck, fuck," he muttered over and over, still thrusting up into you, fucking his cum deeper inside you. He did this for only a few more seconds, before laying his head back against the car seat, his face sweaty and his whole body tired.

"Pass them to me," you heard Stu tell Billy. You could barely lift your head up from his shoulder and next thing you knew, Billy was carefully lifting you up from his lap, hissing lightly at the feel of him slipping out of you, and helping you move to the backseat to Stu.

When you got back there, Stu, in his usual sweet, but weird way, quickly placed a loving kiss on your lips, before gently laying you back till you were completely flat on your back on the seat, and he lifted his tall body over you, placing one of his arms by your head and used the other to place one of your legs on his shoulder to make more room.

"How ya feeling, baby," he asked you, looking down at you with barely restrained lust. "You ready for me?"

You hummed, nodding your head to him. Even though your mind was still hazy, your pussy was still throbbing, getting wetter by the second, desperate for your other boyfriend's cock inside of it.

"Say it," Billy reminded you, his tired voice showing how much your pussy took out of him.

"Yeah, Stu," you said.

He didn't need to hear much after that, and he quickly pushed inside you, not needing much preparation as you were still wet from your first orgasm and Billy's cum. "Oh Fuck, man," he moaned loudly, not wasting anytime and continuing to push himself deeper and deeper into you until his whole length was inside.

"Oh God, Stu," you cried out, his whole length being too much for your already overstimulated cunt, and suddenly you were cumming around him. Wave after wave of pleasure was washing over you and while this happened Stu began fucking you through it, his dick plunging in and out fast to the feel of your walls sucking him in eagerly.

"(Y/N), you feel amazing," Stu moaned, closing his eyes in bliss. He knew that pushing his whole length into you would likely be too much, but he didn't know it would feel this good. Suddenly he wanted to know how many times he could make you cum by the time the movie ends, and started fucking you faster.

"Fuck, Stu, Stu," you reached up to try to warn him to slow down, but it was already too late and you came around him again, and like last time, he kept fucking you through it. Your moans were even louder and you could feel tears running down your face from the pleasure you were feeling.

"Keep it down," you heard Billy say from the front seat, his voice sounding almost a mile away through your hazed mind. "I'm tryna watch the movie."

Billy boy already gave you one, Stu thought, squeezing the leg resting on his shoulder at the feel of you twitching around him. Let's see how much I can give you.

#caesar reblogs #srry 4 reblogging smut. again. it will happen again probably #favorited <3 #stu’s part ugh chef’s kiss #i like that he’s odd weird and freaky deaky #risky reblog

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does johnny’s slasher character have a mask👀

absolutely yes and he whines about it at first but realizes that people go wild for a good ol’ fashioned mask removal scene.. i imagine the mask stays on during sex, he only lifts it up to show his mouth bc johnny knows his smirk drives u wild

#tartiloser #caesar chatting #what KIND of mask? i dunno #also he takes photos holding u by the hair ghostface style but sexy

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fan service ; johnny cage ( smut ) ⋮ check out my other mortal kombat blurbs here <3

johnny loves his fans, in his own personal way. specifically he loves them bent down, bare body splayed, singing out his name like a broken record — loud and high-pitched. his complimentary dirty talk always seems to get them wetter, dribbling along the width of his cock. he’ll toss in some sugarcoated praises, would pretty angel work? oh yeah, you just tighten just the way he liked it. what about some classic degradation, like … desperate slut? heh, you’re even louder than before. the blare of light goes unnoticed with your tear filled eyes, not even the damp pointed tip dragging over your back accompanied with an audible flutter of a camera could break you out of your lustful haze. johnny smirks, throws the marker and phone across his messy covers, and he’s grappling on your bruised hips — forcing a deep thrust inside. a picture perfect image, your soft skin marked with his expensive signature and decorated with blossoming bruises made by the man himself. oh yeah, he’ll totally frame this and make sure his agent invites you over again.

#caesar reblogs #me omw to get caged rn #hope the johnny interested anon in my inbox sees this reblog #risky reblog #<- tag for ppl who don’t want johnny balls sex on their screen #favorited <3

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SWEAR WE NOT STOPPING. the director said “take five” and we gonna be taking more than five💀also johnny would have the perfect crazy eyes. the thought of it is just 😩

we don’t wrap until it’s perfect type stuff lmaoo ( i will be writing slasher!johnny soon )

johnny definitely takes advantage of the reader being into it, asking if they wanna record for later and make their own “spin off” film.. I want him so bad tbh as soon as he realizes everything is consensual he’s all game rlly committing to the act

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omg reader goes to visit johnny on set and he greets them while he still has fake blood on him and reader is just like “something’s throbbin” 💀

U GET THE VISION!!! johnny like tries to scare reader once or twice and reader is just like “nooo,,, don’t kill me,,“ while fake tripping and falling into a sexy pose “noo don’t.. don’t kill me mr killer..”

johnny covered in blood and also i feel like he’d be rlly good at like ‘crazy’ eyes like crazy murder eyes that characters do in movies.. immediate smash. in costume smash. on set smash ok? we r going into his little room and tearing it up. might do it on cam for the fans ok. but that’s just me lol

#tartiloser #caesar chatting #i fear i may have spoken too boldly #i must quiet myself in the future LMAOOO srry anon #mortal kombat x reader #mk