SCREAM HEADCANONS ☆ better call stu!
starring. . . afab , gender neutral reader and stu macher.
warning for nsfw , unfaithfulness ( both reader + their boyfriend cheat ), + mentions of threesomes.
requested by ; no one ( 10 / 22 / 23 ) + fandom masterlist ; here.
author notes; stu isn’t dating tatum in this ;p . he’s my fav freaky link idc, he’s so goofy-weird that it’s really fun to write him.
stu macher!
— when your boyfriend won’t get you off or, more accurately, can’t get you off, you better call stu. he’s always down to rearrange your guts or eat you out just to make you cum, something your boyfriend seems to have trouble with. you don’t remember how you two began this arrangement but he’s just the right amount of freaky and sweet, making him perfect your needs.
— stu’s your dirty little secret, and he doesn't shy away from it. in fact, macher takes a sort of sick pride in it, bringing it up often. he especially loves teasing you from between your legs. “has your boyfriend ever made you cum?” he’ll ask, pretending to be curious as he wipes his mouth. “has anyone made you cum as much as i do, babe? be honest.”
— stu adores eye contact with you during your sneaky sex sessions. he loves it when you’re facing each other. it isn’t rare for him to hold your chin or simply demand that you look at him. he wants to watch your facial expressions, making sure that the pleasure he gives you outweighs any sort of guilt you may have about cheating on that guy you’re with. besides, it’s not like your boyfriend’s loyal either— macher loves to remind you that he’s likely been with the whole cheer team.
— he’ll thrust into you from behind and murmur, “he’s probably with some other girl right now anyways.” he knows his words hurt a little, but it’s hard to focus on how mean stu was being when he was fucking you so well. “just forget about him. focus on me, baby, I’ll be right here with you all night.”
— he hates it when you call out your boyfriend’s name as he’s fucking you. it’s a reminder that you’re not really his, even though it felt like you were. whenever you slip up, he asks you flat out, “who’s blowing your back out right now?” if you don’t respond promptly, he’ll simply continue on, “c’mon, baby, say it, say the name of the guy who’s filling you up, making good use of your pussy. say it.”
— occasionally, you catch macher making love to you. not having sex, making love. he’s usually only ever somewhat romantic after he fucks you, giving you some pretty sweet aftercare (something your boyfriend didn’t even know about). every so often, though, he’ll kiss you gently before and after. and during, if you’re lucky. he takes his time, admiring your body and uttering soft praises to you as he runs his hands all over. every so often, he makes love to you as if you’re his.
— you had begged stu not to tell anyone about your situation. who’s to say if he’s kept good on that promise, though. you’re almost certain that macher told billy, based on the looks his friend gives you. speaking of loomis… sometimes stu brings up the idea of him joining. you’re not sure if billy knows that secret just yet.
— “maybe I should invite billy sometime,” he’ll whisper as he’s fingering you. macher’ll lean in, pressing a sloppy kiss to the shell of your ear, “i’m sure he’d love to see you like this. don’t worry, I won’t let him touch you— he’ll sit right over there and jerk off in the corner. wouldn’t that be hot, baby? wouldn’t it be fun?”
— you’re too busy moaning to admit you’re into the idea, which is probably for the best. for now, all you needed was stu to get you off. all you wanted was for him to make you feel heavenly in the ways your boyfriend couldn't.
— he’s never asked you to break up with your boyfriend, even though it’s clear that macher wants you to. you had assumed after some time that he was just waiting for you to break it off of your own free will. in truth, however, stu was just waiting on a good opportunity to get rid of the guy himself. he’d make your boyfriend disappear completely in a more... permanent... manner.
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This song is definitely Stuilly's anthem. I can't think of another 'crime boyfriends' song like this.
Edit* Did you know that it's confirmed by Scream Screenwriter Kevin Williamson that Stu and Billy were written based on two real-life gay serial killers named Nathan Freudenthal Leopold Jr. And Richard Albert Loeb, who were Chicago University students back in the 1900's who desired to commit the perfect Murder. Williamson urges fans to research more about Nathan and Richard to get a better understanding of Stu and Billy, in quotations, "One of the reasons that one could get the other one [to follow] is because I think the other one was secretly in love with him. And it was sort of a fascinating case study on double murderers. If you Google 'Leopold and Loeb' you will see. And you'll read about it, and you'll get, ok, that's Billy and Stu," -Kevin Williamson
Actor Neve Campbell, the woman who played Sidney Prescott in the Scream franchise, had a little something to say herself. She says during an interview with 'Pride Source', "Maybe some of their anger comes from not being allowed to be who they want to be, if you wanna go there,". She also claims that Stu was probably more in love with Billy than the other way around. Williamson agrees and says, "One was the follower, and one was the leader,"
Sources:
It's Canon That Billy And Stu Are Queer-Coded in 'Scream' (1996) https://creepycatalog.com/its-canon-that-billy-and-stu-are-queer-coded-in-scream-1996/
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