tsuthings

[tsuthings]

Ochaco: Tsu I need you to swear-

Tsu: Fuck. :3

Ochaco: ...

Ochaco: I need you to PROMISE-

#bnha #mha #tsuyu asui #ochaco uraraka

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All for One: Uraraka, I will give you 10 bucks for your soul.

Ochaco: Deal!

Tsu: Ochaco! Your soul is worth more than 10 bucks!

Ochaco: You're right. Make it 20.

#bnha #mha #tsuyu asui #ochaco uraraka #all for one

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So I’ve been watching Pokemon journeys, and one of the characters with a flower motif has highlights in her hair the shape of flowers/petals. It’s really pretty and I wanted to try it out with Tsu!

#bnha #mha #tsuyu asui #art

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So Tsu can do anything a frog can do, right?

But they never specify WHICH frog. So I can assume they mean EVERY frog, which makes Tsu one of the most powerful characters in the bnha universe.

Here’s some things frogs can do:

Vomit up their own stomachs

Adjust the frequencies they hear

Holy Cross frogs can secret a nontoxic glue-like substance that can repair broken ligaments and cartilage

The Costa Rican flying tree frog can SOAR between branch using webbing on their feet and hands

Monkey Tree Frogs secrete a substance that is 40x more effective than morphine in killing pain. It, however, is not addictive

Frogs can detect and earth quake up to FIVE DAYS before it happens.

Australian red-eyed tree frog produce peptides that breaks apart HIV

Waxy Monkey Frogs create a chemical that inhibit the growth of blood vessels

Frogs are immune to mosquito-transmitted diseases!

sources: https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/frogs-a-chorus-of-colors/frog-fun-facts

https://listverse.com/2014/09/20/10-frogs-with-freakish-superpowers/

#tsuyu asui #bnha #mha #frogs

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Random out of context Deku quote from a thing me and my sister were talking about:

"Clefairy called me a bitch and Shaymin's australian!"

#izuku midoriya #bnha #pokemon

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RANDOM MHA HEADCANNONS LET’S GO

Tsuyu Asui

- Aro/Ace

-Will lick her own eyes instead of blinking sometimes

-Will lick people from across the room for the lols

Izuku Midoriya

-The Midoriyas are hispanic.

-Deku swears in Spanish

-He tends to apologize after sneezing

-Is conversational in the top 10 used languages JUST IN CASE

-Can use sign language

Katsuki Bakugou

-Is fluent in sign language

-has a hard time remembering names

-has a soft spot for cats

-Wears eyeliner and it is ON POINT

Eijirou Kirishima

-Has self-esteem issues

-Tries to eat rocks, tables, etc

-Boy’s got ADD

#bnha #mha #q #headcannons

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Ochaco: Okay this sounds crazy, but Tsu please-

Tsu: Okay cool let's do it.

Ochaco: Oh. Well, thanks, but-

Tsu: Nah, I'm in I'm in, let's go.

#tsuyu asui #ochaco uraraka #bnha #mha #q

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Tsu: Ochaco, I will give you 5 bucks-

Ochaco: DONE!

Tsu: ....I didn't even say what for........

#tsuyu asui #ochaco uraraka #bnha #mha #q

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“You are a prisoner in a room with 2 doors and 2 guards. One of the doors will guide you to freedom and behind the other is a hangman–you don't know which is which.

One of the guards always tells the truth and the other always lies. You don't know which one is the truth-teller or the liar either. However both guards know each other.

You have to choose and open one of these doors, but you can only ask a single question to one of the guards.What do you ask to find the door leading to freedom?“

Izuku: “Well if one only lies and one tells the truth, you’d just ask ‘what door would the other say is safe’. The one that tells the truth will point to the wrong one, and the one that lies will also point to the wrong one. So you just go into the opposite door.”

Ochaco: “What the fuck is stopping me from backpedaling if i open the wrong door.”

Katsuki: “Just blow the damn thing up.”

Eijirou: “Ask, like, reeeaaaalllllyy nicely which is the safe door. The liar will look guilty and the truther wouldn’t.”

Tsu: “Just jump and run combo and clip though the floor.”

#tsuyu asui #eijirou kirishima #izuku midoriya #ochaco uraraka #katsuki bakugou #bnha #mha #q

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Ochaco, at Deku: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Tsu, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!

#bnha #mha #q #tsuyu asui #izuku midoriya #ochaco uraraka

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Tsu: I know you love them.

Deku: I am not in love with Ochaco!

Tsu, staring at Deku: I never said who...

Deku: *realizes*

Deku: Shoot. Well, anyways-

#bnha #mha #q #tsuyu asui #izuku midoriya #ochaco uraraka

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Eijirou: Did Katsuki just tell me they loved me for the first time?

Tsu: Yeah, they did.

Eijirou: And did I just do finger guns back?

Tsu: Yeah, you did.

#tsuyu asui #eijirou kirishima #katsuki bakugou #bnha #mha #q

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Eijirou: I’m this close to falling in love with Katsuki.

Tsu: Your fingertips are touching.

Eijirou: Exactly.

#eijirou kirishima #katsuki bakugou #tsuyu asui #bnha #mha #q

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Eijirou: You bought a taco?

Tsu: Yes.

Eijirou: From the same truck that hit Katsuki?!

Tsu, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help him.

#eijirou kirishima #katsuki bakugou #tsuyu asui #bnha #mha #q

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Tsu: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?

Ochaco: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

#ochaco uraraka #tsuyu asui #bnha #mha #q

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Katsuki: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.

Tsu, eyes wide: I know what I saw.

#tsuyu asui #katsuki bakugou #bnha #mha #q

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Tsu: Hello Kacchan, made anyone cry today?

Katsuki: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

#bnha #mha #tsuyu asui #katsuki bakugou