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Look, ma’am — I’ll wake up at 6:30am, put on my business-casual clothing and commute to work so that I can make payments on my mortgage, I’ll save all my pay stubs and file my taxes on time like an adult — but you will have to PRY this 2010s Pop Music Playlist from my FUCKING COLD, DEAD HANDS BEFORE I STOP UNIRONICALLY ENJOYING IT WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING

#its genuinely a red flag if you don’t enjoy at least ONE song from this era #textpost #shitpost #pop music #nostalgia

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Life hack to save on rent

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This blog respects all sexualities and gender identities but brother, if you believe for even a moment that I’m going to miss out on the simple pleasures of a good ol’ down-home fish fry, well, you’re a few shrimps short of a cocktail

#shirts that go hard #shitposting #shitpost #196 #r196 #rule

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I have become gay, destroyer of bussy

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As a disembodied floating head of cheese, this is unfathomably based

Oh my god Wisconsin's governor just used a line item veto to secure school funding increases every year through 2425. He struck out a line so it now reads "through the 2023-2425 school year". He's allowed to do this lol

#politics #wisconsin #uspol #current events

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If piracy is so bad, then how come it makes me feel so good? How come it makes me smile and giggle and jiggle with glee? I don’t even give a shit about owning something without paying for it, I just get a kick out of plundering

#196 #shitposting #rule #shitpost #r196 #text post #textpost #piracy #pirates #arrrrrrrr

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born to :3 forced to :c

(this post was sponsored by capitalism)

#196 #shitposting #rule #shitpost #r196 #but i stay silly :3

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“C’mon, Fat, let’s settle this like adults, c’mon, grease me up like a hog and let’s do this thing”

BREAKING NEWS: The next presidential election will be decided with a oiled up twerking competition

#r/196 #196 #rule #shitposting #dark brandon #joe biden

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She’s a 10 with a beautiful voice but she won’t stop beckoning you to join her in the sea (so she can drown you)

#196 #shitposting #rule #shitpost #r196 #text post #textpost

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So you mean they just put up a shack? In the middle of a field? And people just started fucking in it? As in, enough people that a line started forming? Enough that they put up a sign 15 miles away advertising it? Enough that they installed a jukebox in it?

#196 #shitposting #rule #shitpost #r196 #text post #textpost #loveshack #the b 52s

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“Quit your job and follow your passion”

You know what? Staying home all day and not talking to anyone and memorizing all of the DK Rap and curating a private Ska playlist on Spotify and sobbing quietly underneath the gentle rains of my shower head *is* a more sustainable and fulfilling life path, you’re absolutely right.

At least, that’s the impression that I get.

#196 #shitposting #rule #shitpost #textpost #text post #ska #dank memes #this isnt a joke I accidentally started liking ska please send help

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People really call life a rat race as if Tokyo Drifting through a system of sewer pipes with your rat buddies while listening to sick ass Eurobeats wouldn’t be fucking a million times more radical than working 9 to 5

#196 #shitposting #rule #rat #GAS GAS GAS #shitpost #tokyo drift #ratposting #meme #dank memes #textpost #text post