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Has anyone tried to see if chimpanzees or bonobos could be taught to fully master fire

#prometheus #greek mythology

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#I have arisen to share this wonder #greek mythology #zeus

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Unfortunately we can’t blame Zeus for this one

if I found out I was prophesied to kill my father, fuck my mother, and bring a curse upon my city, I would simply move to a different city and leave my parents behind to avoid it.

#Oedipus #Oedipus Rex #Sophocles

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oh, so murdering my husband on his return from troy after he sacrificed our daughter to Artemis makes me the bad guy??? god forbid women do anything  🙄

#Iphigenia #Agamemnon #Clytemnestra #greek mythology #it's always Zeus's fault really

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who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

#polyphemus #odysseus

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Apollo and Daphne (c. 1470–1480) by Piero and/or Antonio del Pollaiuolo

#I've found my new favourite depiction of any scene in Greek mythology #she looks like she is fricking cheerleading #Antonio del Pollaiuolo #Piero del Pollaiuolo #art #Apollo #Daphne

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So ancient Hellenic cultures were quite horny for cows weren’t they

#Minotaur #pasiphae #europa #io

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Millennial Sisyphus keeps entering all the information from his resume into the web form, only for it to delete everything when he tries to move to the next page. He just goes back and types it all up again, over and over again, forever, and he never gets a job.

#kung pow penis #the iliad #greek mythology #classics

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I know I’ve said this before, but absolutely do not go read the latest Oglaf

#zeus #greek mythology #that link is very much nsfw

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thank you @aotewrites​, I love it

Shut up, Homer

#homer #needs to shut up

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if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

#greek mythology

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Shut up, Homer

#Homer

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Nobody go read the latest Oglaf.

#the odyssey #greek mythology

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oh gods no WHY:

#retake retake #greek mythology #yep Apollo sure was popular with friends looking for fun ways to hang

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Juno: What the hell happened to her?

Diana: Dad happened.

Juno: Are you sure YOU didn’t happen?

Diana: Hey, it’s you in some versions.

Juno Showing Diana Callisto as a Bear by Carlo Cesio (1650′s)

#Greek Mythology #Roman Mythology #callisto #diana #juno #hera #artemis #Carlo Cesio #zeus #bloody zeus

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saw a comment on the thor ragnarok trailer saying “i hope people realize that this is not an accurate representation of norse mythology” and i’m like oh shit did thor actually not fight the hulk while jeff goldblum watch in his pajamas in norse mythology??? damn i got it all wrong im such a dumb idiot

#not zeus #sorry #but dying

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Relevant to your interests: Get ready to give up wenching and start sucking cocks, MOFOs

#books #classics #ancient greece #stop doing your need and start shitting