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fake-bnha · 3 years
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OH MY GOD? THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL??
todoroki: what does “y/n” mean
bakugou: your name
todoroki: oh ok
todoroki: [continues reading fanfic he found in deku’s room] "todoroki looked into todoroki’s beautiful eyes..."
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fake-bnha · 3 years
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aizawa: [sneezes]
kaminari: omg the teacher is dabbing
aizawa: i’m not i have allergies
aizawa: [tries to hold in another sneeze]
present mic: oooh he’s gonna do it again. fuckin hit it, sensei
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fake-bnha · 3 years
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Jirou: When I said “Bring me back something from the beach,” I meant like a seashell or something.
Kaminari, struggling to hold a seagull: well you didn’t fucking say that
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fake-bnha · 3 years
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Midoriya: It’s over. We won.
*panicked Uraraka and Iida gesturing to warn him about villains behind him*
Midoriya: No. We won. I’m not turning around and looking at it. We won.
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fake-bnha · 3 years
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todoroki: so touya, you’re a villain.
dabi: i am, so what?
todoroki:
todoroki, sprinting away: i’m telling mom
dabi, chasing: nO DON-
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fake-bnha · 3 years
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Kirishima: Is it gay to-
Mina: Yes.
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fake-bnha · 3 years
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Kaminari: sold my mattress on ebay today so i could have money to buy a pet.
Kaminari: my back? stiff
Kaminari: my friends? pissed
Kaminari: my iguana? sick as fuck
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fake-bnha · 4 years
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american exchange student to UA:
aizawa: so,,,,,whats your quirk
student: its called Gun
aizawa: and what does it do?
student: it means i have a Gun
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fake-bnha · 4 years
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Kirishima: I have lost my bro, Bakugou. Have you seen him?
Old woman: What does he look like?
Kirishima: *sobs* beautiful
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fake-bnha · 4 years
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todoroki: where’s the yoghurt? i thought you went to the store?
midoriya: *incoherent mumbling*
todoroki: huh?
midoriya: iT WAS ON THE TOP SHELF.
todoroki:
midoriya: I COULDN’T REACH IT.
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fake-bnha · 4 years
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All Might: *speaking in english*
Kaminari: I can speak English too :D
All Might: Really? Let’s hear!
Kaminari: Bonjour mon ami, vous êtes une belle grenouille~
All Might: *opens google translate*
Kaminari:
All Might: I’m flattered you think I’m a beautiful frog, but that’s French
Kaminari:
All Might:
Kaminari: Oh
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fake-bnha · 4 years
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midoriya: “where are you?”
bakugou: “omw back from the grocery store. y do u ask?”
midoriya: “you took me to the store with you???”
bakugou:
bakugou: SHIT.
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fake-bnha · 4 years
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Uraraka: I told Bakugou his ears turn red when he lies and now I can tell if he’s really lying.
Deku: What? How?
Uraraka: Watch this.
Uraraka: Bakugou, do you love us?
Bakugou: [covering his ears] No.
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fake-bnha · 4 years
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TodoTodo or RokiRoki Or just maybe.... T O D O R O K I in general?HMMMMMMMMMMMM?????????
wh- what does this m-mean
i have been given no c-context behind this ask i can’t-
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fake-bnha · 4 years
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deku: how do you describe a relationship that’s really complicated?
uraraka: ...a love / hate relationship?
deku: that’s what i thought too
deku, turning around: tell her what you said
bakugou:
bakugou: fuck you / fuck me.
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fake-bnha · 4 years
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Kaminari: Sensei, which pride flag is that?
Aizawa: ...
Aizawa: ...Germany?
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fake-bnha · 4 years
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all might: midoriya, why are you laying on the ground?
deku: i’m tired
all might: oh okay
deku: i was also stabbed like 3 times but-
all might: -no
inko: *screaming in the distance*
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