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i think it's really funny that my post about ice caps attracted Canadians like a moth to a flame. i have a Canadian now going through all of my quotes and liking them

#which i like!! dont get me wrong!! #i just think its funny #its like that box mouse trap pic #idk #froggyspeaks

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in like,,, 2 hours someone remind me i wanna make a “which of my blorbos are you” uquiz and i will 100% forget when i get back home

#froggyspeaks

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Peter: Nat, can you sign something for school? Natasha, shaking her head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.

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i do love the idea of a trans!peter au where nat and maria kinda become his lesbian aunts who he tells everything in bc he trusts them and they accept him. like a coming-out story.

#fuck. might write that for pride month. #who knows #froggyspeaks

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there's also the thought of peter-having-a-secret-identity-au where nat is his deadbeat mom who does not realise that her kid is fucking spider-man and grows closer to him while trying desperately to figure out how to reconnect with him

#reminds me of that one fic. fuck i cant remember its name #but ifykyk #froggyspeaks

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honestly the thought of a longfic where peter gets adopted by blackhill is such a tempting thought. I'd probably make it either a foster!kid au, nat adopting him after may dies (could be NWH-compliant or not), or even having may and nat co-parent bc may works a lot, and needs someone to take care of peter after ben dies and nat (being a SHIELD agent with a very flexible schedule but will drop off the map for weeks at a time for undercover missions) is unable to take care of him full time.

#peter parker #natasha romanoff #fanfic thoughts #froggyspeaks

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caffeine and sugar. a lot of sugar. also, yes, i am! :)

i need an ice capp to be injected directly into my veins

#froggyspeaks

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Natasha, holding a bomb: Please stand back now.

Peter: *takes a tiny step back*

Natasha:

Natasha: A little further.

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i need an ice capp to be injected directly into my veins

#please i want some tims so badddd 🫠 #froggyspeaks

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:0 she WOULD

mama spider prompts :) -> Peter and Natasha playing hide and seek in an art museum.

-> Peter is allergic to cats and Natasha is a cat person.

-> Natasha learning how to play a certain video game just so they can play with Peter

#2000 IQ move tbh #froggyspeaks

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mama spider prompts :) -> Peter and Natasha playing hide and seek in an art museum.

-> Peter is allergic to cats and Natasha is a cat person.

-> Natasha learning how to play a certain video game just so they can play with Peter

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seeing dev patel covered in blood was the thing i didn't know i needed

#monkey man #froggyspeaks

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Natasha: Both of you apologize to your sibling right now. Peter: I'm sorry your mom didn't get an abortion. Wanda: I'm sorry your mom smoked when she was pregnant with you

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Peter: What do you want to be for Halloween? Natasha: Respected. Clint: Appreciated. Maria: At peace. Peter: ...I was gonna be Han Solo.

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Peter: We’re not related, Nat. Natasha: You take that back- Peter: Not by blood, Peter: By law though. Natasha: *long pause* Natasha: Wait, but you don’t respect the law! Peter: I KNOW! I’m legally dead! That’s why I came back! To disrespect the law!

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BLACK WIDOW COMIC LIST: (note; this will not contain all or even most of her comics, but just her most important arcs) So, we're going to ignore all of Tales Of Suspense, and her (albiet brief) stint as Clint's girlfriend in Avengers. You can read it if you want, but Clint be warned that comes off as a total dick. So now, I want you to check out 1970s Amazing Adventures, which is honestly a pretty great portrayal of Natasha, even if it's not the character you'd be used to. It's a great story of her in a more bright-eyed and bushy-tailed naive sort of personality, trying to find her footing after separating from Clint and trying to help others. Next, check out Frank Miller's Daredevil run, which, though Natasha had appeared in Daredevil before this (even co-starring with Matt!), this is where she really starts to blossom character-wise. So, Daredevil #187-190. Then we have Uncanny X-Men #268, which explores Natasha and Wolverine's uncle-niece relationship, then check out the current Wolverine: Madripoor Knights run, which explores what happens right after that comic! Now, we're venturing into more current/recent runs, which, if you don't want to deal with the misogny of older comics, are really great! For this, I recommend: Black Widow (1999) #1-3, which introduce Yelena and her relationship with Natasha. Black Widow (2004) #1 - 6 and Black Widow: Deadly Origin which gives us Natasha's backstory concerning the Red Room that the MCU's Red Room is based on. Now, we have Black Widow: Kiss From A Rose, or Black Widow (2010), which are some of the most heart-wrenching parts of Natasha's backstory yet. I'm not going to spoil anything, but get your tissues ready! Next is Secret Avengers, which, while not very important to her character, is a very fun read nonetheless :) Then, we have the 2012 Winter Soldier run, which explores Bucky and Nat's relationship. Now, I am not a WinterWidow shipper, but this comic really made me understand why some people adore these two. Finally! We're at some personal favourites of mine, Black Widow (2014), and Black Widow (2019). If you read any Natasha comics, these should be the ones. Not only do they encapsulate Natasha's character perfectly, but it's also a perfect character arc that shows her progression from her 60s personality to her post-Secret Empire one. I hope you liked this reading this @natashaswife4125 ! and anyone else who wants to use it! Honestly, these comics are only scratching the surface for Nat, but they're a good starting point! Happy reading!

:0 anybody want some nat comic recs?

(please someone say yes i love her sm)

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Natasha: You take two hours to eat a bowl of soup. Peter: Oh please, you inhale your food. Natasha, deadpan: You remember where I grew up, right? If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.

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