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[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Both of you apologize to your sibling right now. Peter: I'm sorry your mom didn't get an abortion. Wanda: I'm sorry your mom smoked when she was pregnant with you

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[esmerxyaugusta]

peter: HELP ME, I HAVE A PROBLEM!!

nat: i need to hide a body problem? or i like someone problem?

peter: no.... maths problem

nat: oh, nevermind then.....

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[randomstuffjustrandom]

Lightly

Tony: You were mugged?!

Natasha: Why would you not tell us?!

Y/n: *nonchalant* Because he was injured…

Peter: I was not injured… Just lightly stabbed

Tony and Natasha: *freaking out*StAbBeD??!!

Peter: LIGHTLY

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[mamaspidershit]

Peter: What do you want to be for Halloween? Natasha: Respected. Clint: Appreciated. Maria: At peace. Peter: ...I was gonna be Han Solo.

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[mamaspidershit]

Peter: We’re not related, Nat. Natasha: You take that back- Peter: Not by blood, Peter: By law though. Natasha: *long pause* Natasha: Wait, but you don’t respect the law! Peter: I KNOW! I’m legally dead! That’s why I came back! To disrespect the law!

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[mamaspidershit]

Peter: Nat, can you sign something for school? Natasha, shaking her head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.

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[mamaspidershit]

Natasha, holding a bomb: Please stand back now.

Peter: *takes a tiny step back*

Natasha:

Natasha: A little further.

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[mamaspidershit]

[at Peter's funeral] Natasha: *places her hand on the headstone and sobs* Natasha: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

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[mamaspidershit]

Natasha, on the phone: So what are you making for dinner? Peter: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise! Natasha: Natasha: Is it soup? Peter: I soup-pose it could be! Natasha: Enough with the soup puns. Peter: Wow, you're being soup-per mean. Natasha: If you have any regard for your own life you'd stop. [one hour later] Natasha: It's fucking pizza?! Peter: I like to be confusing! :D

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[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: What did you get Peter for his birthday? Clint: I got him a dog. Steve: Really? Me too! Sam: I also got him a dog! Bucky: Looks like we had the same idea. Natasha: Tony, please tell me you didn’t get Peter a dog as well. Tony: I got him a dog! [cuts to Peter surrounded by dogs] Peter: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

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[mamaspidershit]

Peter, lying face-first on the floor: Nat help me, how do I ask MJ out? Natasha: Why are you asking me? Peter: You asked out Maria. Natasha: That doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys. Peter: Blocked. Natasha: Sometimes, they’re good girls! Peter: UNBLOCKED!

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[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: [enters the room, looking serious] Peter: Ah, the elusive Natasha Romanoff, the woman of mystery. What's your secret spy tip for the day? Natasha, deadpan: Always double-check your shoelaces. Peter: Solid advice. I'll make sure to add it to my spy manual.

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[mamaspidershit]

Maria: Uhh.. Peter just asked if we want to… Maria: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?” Natasha, not even looking up from her phone: He's asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees. Maria: Oh, that makes more sense.

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[mamaspidershit]

Peter: Why does Nat always do the laundry so loudly? Clint: So everyone knows that no one is helping her. Natasha: [slams the washing machine door closed]

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[mamaspidershit]

[Clint walks in on Natasha holding a visibly upset Peter] Clint: What's wrong with him? Natasha: He just found out pickles are just cucumbers. Clint, nodding: I understand, I was the same when I found out about raisins. Peter: when you found out what about raisins?

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