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Bucky: *shyly* are you uncomfortable?
Y/N: *also shyly* I’m not uncomfortable, are you?
Bucky: *blushing* no
Sam:
Sam: I’m uncomfortable
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Bradley: What if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Jake: Don’t do that
Bradley: Come on!
Jake: Please don’t
Bradley: She won’t even notice! Watch
*Y/N walks in*
Y/N: Hey guys-
Bradley: Jakes single
Y/N:
Jake: *facepalms*
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Jake: *after meeting Y/N for the first time* Our children will be smart and beautiful
Bradley: Not to mention imaginary
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Y/N: Oh my god, this date is so boring! Why would you bring me here?!
Natasha: I didn’t. I told you I was going grocery shopping and that you shouldn’t come because you always hate it and you said ‘fuck you, you can’t tell me what to do or how to feel’
Y/N:
Natasha: So here we are
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Jason: Oh, come on, Dickie-bird. Nobody actually believes that Y/N and I are in love
Jason: Show of hands, how many of you genuinely believe me and Y/N are in love?
Entire Batfamily: *raises their hands*
Jason: Y/N, put your hand down
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Y/N: *smiling down at Natasha, who’s half asleep with her head in her lap* You’re so cute when you’re sleepy
Natasha: *mumbling without opening her eyes* I could kill you, you know
Y/N: *lovingly* I know
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Y/N: This is my ex boyfriend, Bucky
Bucky: *sighs* Doll, you have to stop introducing me like that
Bucky: Hi, I’m her husband. Nice to meet you
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Y/N: *trying to trick Daryl into taking a shower* I’m gonna go take a shower, wanna join me?
Daryl:
Daryl: Have ya never taken a shower before?
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Drunk!Y/N: Hey, I-I just want you to know that I think I have like a big crush on you
Dean:
Dean: Sweetheart, we’ve been married for three years
Drunk!Y/N:
Drunk!Y/N: So, does that mean you like me back, or-
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*Y/N and Jason in an argument*
Jason: Oh, fuck you-
Y/N: Later. Now listen-
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Charlie: Are you think big spoon or the little spoon?
Dean: I’m the knife
Y/N: *from across the room* He’s the little spoon
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Daryl: Do ya wanna play 20 questions?
Y/N: Sure! I’ll start! What’s your favorite color?
Daryl ‘can’t take a hint to save his life’ Dixon: Triangle. Do you love me?
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