i'm sure ppl have probably flooded your inbox about this, but there was... a request.... in the 5/1 stream.... for v1 eating gabriel's(and i quote) "boy period"... not sure if you intend to seek it out nor post it, but it's hilarious as insane as it is. everyone went insane and rightfully so. just putting that out there for ya ;)
HELP..
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Why do I keep finding bees in my house???
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i hate the uncanny valley sometimes because people will be like “oooooo if we’re afraid of this there means there must be an evolutionary reason 😱 if we’re so afraid of things that look human but aren’t then there must mean there was once something out there 😧” like yeah there fucking was actually. 1. homosapiens weren’t the only humanoid species. all kinds of other archaic humans existed alongside our species for some time, such as homoneanderthalensis. 2. dead bodies exist. they decay. they appear human but have distinct warping to features as they rot. same goes for point 3. which is diseases often warp the human form!! especially extreme ones that are oftentimes more fatal than not. we aren’t evolutionary scared of the “uncanny valley” because slenderman terrorized our ancestor some hundreds of thousands of years ago, but because coming into contact with a human that looks off often led to death. yknow. just like why we’re evolutionarily afraid of everything else. because it could kill us. diseases and other species could kill us. stop inciting paranoia in people goddamn.
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plot twist Tubbo actually didnt have a c-section. Bug just cut its way out using its egg shell cutter or whatever its called that snakes and other egg dwellers have. cutter tooth. whatever it is. and they just kinda cut their way out. this didmt happen but itd be funny. Bug giving Tubbo a csection by itself
THIS ASK IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEE anon ur cooking so fucking hard here do you know that. i LOVEEE the idea of Bug having an egg tooth it’d really add to why Tubbo needed a c-section because Bug could’ve genuinely punctured his insides if they were a natural birth… that’s so good what the fuck….
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Same anon who said he enjoyed the E1 and E2 fwhips i agree E1 fwhip is top tier
I would request a doodle of him but thats /nf (not forced)
perhaps one of the scribbliest doodles ive done of him but :)
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A few questions for the Sundown era AU:
Did Wukong ever properly explain why he didn't want a cub? Or was it like brushed off, "Nope no babies" and then like "end of discussion Mac" type of situation?
Also is there a risk of Mac getting preggers on accident?
Does MK ever get like whiplash with how motherly Mac is in SD universe? Like compared to in his universe where Mac enjoys keeping MK on his toes; whereas this Mac wants to dote and smother him.
With all the rumors of Wukong cheating and all the marriage proposals coming in since the discovery of MK. We know people are more brave about insulting Mac. The poor monkey has to reach a breaking point. Like maybe it's after a rough meeting with the brotherhood where Azure was more bold with his flirting and trying to bond with MK. Or Mac just heard one too many negative things about himself and his marriage (all he lacks, and how he's shit, this was inevitable, etc) would he go into private to breakdown? Or reach out to Wukong for comfort (but trying to disguise that he's not asking for reassurance, that he is enough, but instead being like "no I'm just letting you cuddle me today, don't make me regret it" then proceed to cling to Wukong)? I feel like even if he went to do it privately Wukong would not leave him alone and would try to comfort him.
Yeah it was pretty much a "macaque please let's not talk about this you know how I feel" type of situation so they never really got to fully talk about it properly
I hc that they can shapeshift their genitals in order to get preggers but they've never done it with the right bits so there's always a precaution
Oh absolutely. Its still the same old Macaque who's petty and slightly ominous in a way but definitely...more motherly. Its also another jarring thing that MK has to adjust to
They know when the other needs space and as of that moment, Macaque needs space and time to handle. everything that's going on with demon politics and everyone hoping that his marriage fails. So even if Wukong wants to comfort Macaque, he knows it'll probably worsen the situation
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You should add a new feature to rotomblr. I don't know what, be silly with it.
Yeah okay. It's there. Go find it :]
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Dude that sounds kind of scary ngl
like imagine just chilling in your house and all of a sudden you can’t breath and your chest hurts and when you go to hospital you find out it’s because your lung collapsed and the only reason it happened is because your over 6’0 😭😭😭
i'm much more scared of aneurysms those fuckers can get anybody
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more shadows!!! go vote for me here for even more drawings of this hedgehog. @flippedorbit
[Image ID: 7 drawings of shadow the hedgehog. The first is of Shadow wearing a skirt captioned 'what if.. TRANSFEM shadow the hedgehog. Second is of hatsune miku and shadow standing next to eachother captioned 'miku and shadow are friends. to me.' The third is of shadow lying on the floor. The fourth is of shadow holding a guitar. The fifth is of him with an angry expression on his face captioned 'hes not angry thats just how he looks'. The sixth is of shadow but with floppy ears, like a dog. The seventh is of shadow with autism creature/tbh eyes. End ID]
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WHY DID THE AI JUST START TALKIG TO ME ABOUT MYCHEM. BEGONE FOUL BEAST. YOU KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT ME
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the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they've been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now
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