#(mayhaps?)

[if-you-like-pina-colada-s]

I feel like both Clark and Diana talk abt Bruce like he's a skrunkly wet cat. However, they show their affection for their bestie very differently:

Diana, holding Bruce up by his cape: stinky stinky bastard man >:)

Clark: Noooooo! D! Don't be meannn! He's not stinky 🥺

Bruce, wondering what the fuck is happening: ...

#dc #dc comics #dc trinity #superwonderbat #mayhaps? #batman #bruce wayne #wonder woman #diana prince #superman #clark kent #ah yes #superman and wonder woman and their hissy black cat goth gf #he truly is a bastard man though

[waltricia]

Current sex dream theory:

Dream:

😮:

Reality:

4/15 UPDATE: THOSE OF YOU WHO SAID THE DREAM COMES AFTER REALITY, YALL WERE RIGHT!!!!!!!!

#mayhaps? #i dunno #we’ll see #colin’s sex dream #polin #bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #netflix #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #nicola coughlan #luke newton #bridgerton s3 #romance #bridgerton trailer #note the differences

[sleepis4theweak]

whoops it got sad

#one of the turtles is not being helpful like the others in cheering his little brother up... #tmnt leonardo #tmnt donnie #tmnt raphael #tmnt #tmnt mikey #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2007 #? #mayhaps? #I hate their designs tho so they don't look like it <3 #sleepy art

[fromtheashesweriseif]

You truly are shameless. Not in the way you dress, or look, in the way your scales are obligatory on display for everyone to see despite your efforts to hide them. Not in the way your tail flashes, taking up so much space, making you brush involuntarily against anyone passing by, despite your efforts to keep your tail tucked close against you.

No. You are shameless in the way you stupidly pursue someone you burned your chances with long ago. Without remorse you extinguished the small spark of genuine fondness that managed to take hold on previously barren soil.

And now here you are, indecently thumping your tail, anxiously gulping down any scrap of attention they have the mercy to afford you. But, no matter your efforts, the spark is gone.

Sekh' looks at you with a blank gaze as you peer at them. "I was under the impression you were deadly tired with my presence."

You try not to vomit.

"... no," you choke out. "I was not."

"I hope I provided you with at least a bit of entertainment while it lasted, then," and now there is a cutting edge to Sekh's voice that makes you want to whine. "For I am done with games. I am aware I make for a pitiful spectacle on any normal day, but I will not humiliate myself further, this year."

#preview? #mayhaps? #ro: sekh'

[v-tired-queer]

When I was younger I thought I wanted to be That Girl with long dark hair, bold red lips, and lashes for days who wore all black and could do anything in a killer pair of heels, but actually it turns out that I just really, really wanna kiss women like that

#i am more than happy being the country femme enby on their arm 🥰🫠🩷 #save a horse ride a cowgirl #i SWEAR i just wanted to see if that was a tag and it is and i love it so it's staying #nblw #wlw #sapphic #lesbian #bisexual #bi #pansexual #pan #nonbinary #enby #transgender #trans #every sapphic is valid and included in my posts 🩷 #femme #butch #androgynous #lgbt #lgbtq+ #lgbtqia+ #yearning? #i think? #mayhaps? #a little bit?

[disaster-j]

I want Kinley + Eddie to be like Derek and Meredith with Christina. Nay i NEED it @911 writers give me a scene of Eddie barging into the loft and kicking Tommy out of bed so buddie can gossip about some new crisis together PLEASE I NEED IT I NEED IT

#911 abc #911 on abc #bucktommy #platonic buddie #kinley #tevan #buddietommy #mayhaps? #greys anatomy

[starvrat]

nemohl jsem si pomoci. good omens anděl páně AU. agh.

#čumblr #česky #czech #anděl páně #good omens #good omens fanart #gomens #gomens fanart #crowley #crowley fanart #aziraphale #aziraphale fanart #aziracrow #mayhaps? #art #artist #digital art #digital artist #fanart #fanartist #krysáček art

[d1sc0-1nfern0]

hey...hey mutuals...

If i learned how to DM, would any of you want to play a Fable world campaign? Or even just like a one shot to start off with so I can get the hang of it?

#fable smp #dnd #fable campaign? #mayhaps?

[chopper-witch]

Modern!Eddie would 100% post a picture of you two on his social media with the caption “me n the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic”

#iykyk #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson headcanons #plot twist u r also autistic #mayhaps?

[xiaoluclair]

MAX VERSTAPPEN shuffling along the RED BULL RACING PIT WALL — ft. thank yous, congratulations, christian horner's inability to not touch his golden boy as much as possible

📍 Circuit Gilles-Villeneuve // 17.06.2023 ↳ 🎥: Sky Sports F1

#xiao: gif #gif: mv1 #canada 23 #max verstappen #gianpiero lambiase #hannah schmitz #jonathan wheatley #christian horner #hugh bird #mayhaps? #adrian newey

[xerith-42]

The second turning point

@cinnamontoastcroonch I hope you're happy.

I've been taking a critical eye to every episode of Minecraft Diaries as I rewatch it. And I mean writing upwards of entire essays about single episodes. As you saw with episode 65. Part of why I've been doing this is to see where things truly went wrong with this show. The early episodes were better than I remembered, but I know for a fact there was an entire falling apart that happened between the utter quality that is an episode like say episode 58, and well... Season 3.

Obviously episode 65 was the turning point, but that was just the inciting incident. All the problems in MCD ultimately come down to the love triangle and how poorly it was handled. And the next major step was in episode 77. Episode 77 is an episode that is mostly spent on minimal character interactions at the wolf tribe after the gang finally gets back there with Logan and everyone else. Aphmau spends most of the episode building a boat, and then getting distracted from building her boat.

Until she decides to go check on the Nether Portal. It's broken, like when she last saw it, but Laurance is standing in front of it. I need to emphasize something. Up until this point, we've gotten very few conversations where Laurance brings up being a Shadow Knight. He usually diverts these conversations, or they get diverted by others, so we've gotten very few personal insights into a Shadow Knights existence. This is one of the first real times that we get a deeper look at how this condition has effected Laurance.

And y'know what? I'm just gonna give you a quote from my video essay on this. A nice little teaser. As a treat :)

His mind has sort of been rewired to put himself before others, even if he’s naturally a very selfless person. Which is a real slap in the face when you remember most Shadow Knights are guards, who are encouraged to be selfless. His heart still loves dearly and he is still the same selfless fool who threw his life away to save Aphmau, but his mind is telling him to be more selfish, take what he wants without regard for others. Laurance is actively fighting these thoughts all the time, but he worries that one day he might give in and… He says he never wants his heart to forget Aphmau, even if his mind tells him otherwise.

This. This hurts me. It's quality Laurance content. It's a great moment of Laurance proving one of his greatest strengths and weaknesses. How emotionally vulnerable he is. It makes him easy to hurt. It means he'll actually express it. He's struggled to talk about being a Shadow Knight, but now he's able to.

Imagine if episode 65 let him see the fear of killing Aphmau before this.

And just as Laurance says that absolutely heartbreaking line, GUESS WHO HAS TO MOSEY HIS SORRY ASS INTO THE ROOM?! Garroth just waltzs in there and interrupts this incredibly private conversation that he just happened to be listening to. Now, I will say, there is a way to justify this that I will accept, but I know without a doubt the writers didn't intend this.

The only way this works is if Garroth is listening to this conversation because he's scared of leaving Aph and Laurance alone in case Laurance decides to just... Kill her. But then he feels bad. But that would probably make him walk away out of guilt.

So yeah this doesn't make sense. For Garroth. At all. Why is he so scared of Laurance and Aphmau literally having one conversation? Well, it's the answer it always is. The love triangle. They've shown before that they are willing to disregard basic logic, only to prove that they know the details of this logic in a later episode. In Episode 65 they disregard Garroth's fears around his family, and then center an entire conversation around it in Episode 68.

But wait, it gets worse. Because Garroth knows for a fact that Aphmau and Laurance having an emotional conversation won't likely lead to any romance.

BECAUSE HE SAW LAURANCE CONFESS TO APHMAU 24 EPISODES AGO AND SAW HER REJECT HIM!!

There were seven weeks in between these episodes!! Idk how long it takes to make an episode of MCD, but I imagine episodes are written in major arcs at a time. How did they forget what happened IN THE LAST MAJOR ARC OF THE SHOW?! Because. Love triangle. Because Jesson don't care about the characters they previously wrote, they care about these characters fulfilling an already existing trope they liked in something before. They don't care how this dynamic might change because of their own characters, just that they go through the motions.

So Garroth interrupts this conversation. Laurance gets snippy and tells Garroth to fess up or else he might "sweep her off her feet first." And that's a red flag for Laurance. Good job writers. And let's be clear, I don't disagree with characters maybe being shitty, as long as it doesn't contradict previous characterization. Like this does.

The writers forgot that Garroth saw Laurance's confession. They forgot that Laurance took rejection on the chin. They forgot that Laurance literally said "I'm just happy to be in your life." Did they forget about Laurance's entire confession?! Do the writers think that went away when he stopped being blind?!

...

Oh fuck... Did... Did Laurance only accept rejection because he didn't think he was good enough to be with her when he was blind? Is that what they're trying to say? I... I really hope that isn't. And yet I wouldn't be surprised. Just completely and utterly disappointed.

That took a turn I didnt like. I don't know how to end this now.

#im sorry #that was not something I was expecting #at all #community feedback #mayhaps? #that'd be cool #minecraft diaries #text post #aphblr #laurance zvahl #garroth ro'meave #aphmau #episode analysis #hater post

[cringelordofchaos]

Drew is Zander except Drew was forced to confront his attachment issues and was directly betrayed by his loved ones while Zander got the happy ending and didn't have to confront his attachment issues and nobody directly betrayed him (besides his father)

#tmf #the music freaks #tmf drew #drew tmf #zander tmf #tmf zander #tmf .. #tmf drander #drander tmf #mayhaps? #not really but #target audience probably maybe idk #ill delete the tag if anyone asks me to #freakblr #rosyblr

[pinkrose05]

Hey what if the reason Yanqing's follow-up has a fixed chance is because sometimes his swords are like "nuh-uh" and refuse to listen?

#i mean they keep poking him when he's not looking so #mayhaps? #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr yanqing #pink's musings

[scribefindegil]

just sitting here chewing on how Reigen tells Dimple, “If Mob finds out that you lied, he’s gonna hate you forever” and then immediately gets up and tells him the exact same lie i just

#it's like hey. #hey babygirl #do u think you are ~*projecting your insecurities*~ #mayhaps? #and also self-sabotaging by digging the hole deeper bc you think there's no way you'll ever get out? #this is post-separation arc #he knows that mob knows that he's lying! #but is still convinced that if either of them acknowledge it that's the end #that mob will hate him forever and he'll deserve it #and the only way he can express this is sideways to dimple when he calls HIM out for lying #even though he's about to do literally the exact same thing #ugh. #awful man. i love him. #mp100

[barbecutie]

oc: lilith character: astarion game: baldur's gate 3

That's what you want, isn't it? To be mine? Forever?

#ok im done forever im done im done im fyucking DONE #i ahte them i hate them i hate them i hate myself? #mayhaps? #i dont know #astarion #lilith #ocs #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #act 3 lilith just :crunch:

[magdalune]

friends w bennys !

😬😬

#ts4 #sims 4 #the sims 4 #simblr #ts4 gameplay #magdalune #super sunday save #*marcy davies #*akira kibo #nsfw? #mayhaps? #nsft