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[oceancentury]

Confessions of a Shopaholic

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[ladywatereton]

“The Girl in the Green Scarf” turn 15 years💲🛍️✨💋

🎥 Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009).

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[awesomebooksquotes]

Except of course, as soon as you want to be calm and orderly, life decides to trip you up. By seven-thirty the next morning, I’m not remotely calm or orderly.

I’m rushing hectically round the house, helping Luke look for a vital set of papers that he needs for a meeting and has gone “missing.”

“Did you put them in here?” he says, yanking out the drawer of the dresser in the hall.

Immediately I bristle. Why’s he blaming me? Why would I put some boring old set of papers anywhere?

“No,” I say politely. “I didn’t.”

“What about in here?” He reaches for the cupboard doors of the dresser. “What do we keep in here, anyway?”

As he speaks, he opens a door and a deluge of canvas bags falls out.

“That’s nothing,” I say hastily, rushing forward to stop him, but it’s too late. Damn.

“What on earth is this?” says Luke incredulously, looking at the mountain of bags at his feet.

“Just…er…some bags,” I say.

“What bags?”

“Bags! You know, bags! Maybe your papers are in the kitchen. Let’s go and look.”

I’m trying to hurry him away, but Luke doesn’t move. He stares at the massive, tangled pile of bags for a moment, then starts pulling them apart and reading the slogans on them.

“Bag for Life. Bag for Life. Tote for Life. Greener Bag. Tesco. Waitrose…Becky, what the hell?”

OK. So the truth is, I do sometimes buy a bag for life and then forget to take it out with me next time and have to buy another one. Which is not ideal, because I’ve ended up with a cupboardful.

But I’ve often found with Luke that attack is the best form of defense.

“I try to buy bags for life,” I inform him loftily, “because I’m a responsible consumer and I’ve given up on plastic bags. But you’re suggesting I should use plastic bags instead and choke the oceans? Well, that’s an interesting insight into your moral compass, Luke. Very interesting.”

Luke’s mouth twitches and I lift my chin defiantly.

“I’m not saying you should use plastic,” he says calmly. “I’m suggesting you use one bag, for life. The clue’s in the name, my love. ‘Bag for life,’ not ‘bag for one use, then stuff it in a cupboard and buy another one.’”

He opens the other dresser door, and an even bigger mountain of totes falls out. Shit. I was hoping he wouldn’t see those.

Christmas Shopaholic (The Shopaholic series #9) by Sophie Kinsella

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[conorleo]

"It's only embarrassing if you care what people think."

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[homelyhoney]

Hi! Hope you're doing well. Umm what about 2, 15, and 23 for the "3 things...." ask, please? Thanks!

Hey dude, I'm doing good, I hope you are too!! Thanks so much for the asks, you picked some really fun ones :") !

2. 3 movies you have rewatched many times.

About Time is one of my most rewatched ever, I love it so so much. Also Confessions of a Shopaholic (which I became obsessed with around age 9), and Black Swan, which blows me away everytime I see it.

15. 3 quotes that have a special place in your life.

Ohhhhh such a good one !!! So hard to pick three now that I think about it, but here goes.

My absolute all time favourite, most life-assuring quote is "Good is not a thing you are. Good is a thing you do". I read it in Ms Marvel when I was like 16 and I always come back to it if I'm feeling down.

Other ones are not as positive but I really like them, idk I think they reassure me that however bad I feel someone else has felt that way too. One is "lately i feel like a grub predating other grubs, like, i can't look in the mirror but i can stare at the sun", from view including cable cars by Savannah Brown.

Lastly is a quote from The City by Constantine P. Cavafy - "as you've wasted your life here, in this small corner, you've destroyed it everywhere else in the world."

23. 3 songs you listen to while cleaning

I loveee some Hozier, usually upbeat like Almost (Sweet Music), Nobody, or In Your Own Sweet Time. Also lately have been loving Push it Along by A Tribe Called Quest, insanely good vacumming song.

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[seriesedition]

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[tirinhasx]

–  Os Delírios de Consumo de Becky Bloom.

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[meuun1verso]

Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)

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[womanoncesaid]

Life would be a lot easier if conversations were rewindable and erasable, like videos. Or if you could instruct people to disregard what you just said, like in a courtroom.

Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic

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[itsalwaysstorytime]

A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn’t fit, you can’t exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater

Becky Bloomwood, Confessions of a Shopaholic

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[stopplayingbitch]

confessions of a shopaholic (2009). after rebecca is outed on live tv because of her rising credit card debt, she explains to luke why she continues to shop.

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[nondualreality]

Life would be a lot easier if conversations were rewindable and erasable, like videos. Or if you could instruct people to disregard what you just said, like in a courtroom.

Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic

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[laughconfetti]

"A good shopper can find a decent piece of clothing in any store!" she capitaLied.

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[bts-soccer-moms]

taehyung: *in an interview* i can do affordable fashion. i mean, i know where all the sales are.

namjoon: yes, he does! oh, in fact he got that from me.

taehyung: *laughing hysterically* no, i didn’t, i didn‘t, i didn’t, i didn’t, i didn’t.

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[paigeypaige19]

Life would be a lot easier if conversations were rewindable and erasable, like videos. Or if you could instruct people to disregard what you just said, like in a courtroom.

Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic

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[fashionsforless924]

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