#I love my science gays

[blacksapphhicmaddonna]

part 1.

a/n: two fics in one day? WHO AMMMM IIIII!!!!!! but anyway, here's yet some more angst for y'all to enjoy, but don't worry, the smut is coming🤭, I'm just in my messy era rn!

taglist: @mybonafidefeelings@zeezeecave@gr00vyminibus@lppriceisright@darkangelchronicles@princessmel-1995@xenaizogie@nanii2x, and a few people who might like this! @s0lam33y@karimwillia @inmyheadimobsessed@mal-urameshi@somethingcleaverandwhitty@imjusthere2readbruv@imagineandwrite word count: 1,559 dividers: @firefly-graphics & s/o the various creators I've seen use the fake text thingy!!!

Not a sound could be heard coming from apartment 11B. Even with heightened hearing and senses, all Shuri could catch was the distant sounds from outside. This was odd to the panther, who checked her beads for the fifth time since arriving at the complex. It showed the second pair in the apartment, but that they weren't being worn. While this was normal for Riri, to take them off and leave them around the house as she went about her business. However, the lack of music, laughter or conversation - or cursing - wasn't. Feeling familiar panic rise in her, she took a deep breath before opening the door and stepping in silently. She scanned the room for anything out the ordinary, only to find things almost exactly as she left them.

After checking every inch of the apartment and balcony top to bottom (admittedly, even places she knew were ridiculous like cabinets under the sink), Shuri pulled out the phone the smaller scientist forced her to get and checked her notifications. Seeing nothing, she shamelessly types in Riri's instagram handle to see if she's posted anything. To her surprise, once again, Riri has two stories up. Out. Of. The. Ordinary. Riri never posts on social media, sans sharing an event flyer for a cousin back home, or a protest when they pop up. She certainly never posts herself. Most people who have never met Riri in person wouldn't know what she looks like.

One photo of her nails, done freshly in a deep red to black ombré, contrasted against her moisturized skin as she sits in a car. The second slide, of her and her friend MJ dancing at one of the local clubs Riri always says she hates makes Shuri choke on nothing but the air in her mouth that she didn't realize was slightly open.

Shuri set her phone down and paced around the "shared" apartment trying to bring her blood pressure down. She noticed how little of herself was there, how it didn't really feel as shared as she would like. Of course, she bought it so Riri could live there but the younger scientist made her promise that it was "theirs", not hers alone. Shuri agreed so Riri would stay there, and honestly she was happy to have a place to be. And happy to share anything with Riri. But she had to be honest with herself about how little time they'd been spending together since Shuri has had more work on her plate. Sure, they're just friends but it didn't always feel that way. At least not to Shuri, and she hoped to Bast not to Riri.

She continued pacing and decided she should text Riri - but that caused it's own anxiety. What should she say? Should she text her at all? Did Riri want to be bothered? One thing Shuri could almost always rely on were her instincts and intuition and she felt discord between them, even just sitting in the air in the empty apartment. She had felt it the past few times she'd been "home", but tried to ignore it since Riri seemed to be. But now, it was too far out of the ordinary to ignore any further. She pulled her phone out and typed and retyped about a thousand times.

She finally decided, after taking four shots of whatever dark disgusting liquid Riri had in the cabinet and pacing for another 10 minutes, to just address the beads. She wanted to sound concerned but she wasn't sure if that's how it came off.

Regardless of how she sounded herself, Riri made herself clear.

At the club, Riri was four shots deep of something dark herself. She hated this place, all the people touching her and the lights and music were so over stimulating but she had committed herself (and to MJ) to at least try to have a good time. Good being subjective, since she wasn't having anything near the type of time MJ seemed to be.

She walked around the bar after ordering two more shots, both for her but she pretended they weren't until the bartender walked away. She headed back to the dance floor reluctantly to find her friend who was dancing with any girl who wanted to and a few guys who didn't do too much. Riri respected it, everyone deserves to have fun but MJ had been particularly down about some breakup she wouldn't explain. Riri understood that too, being that she couldn't exactly explain why she was heartbroken either, given that she was never in a relationship to begin with.

She found MJ and was pulled into the mix immediately. She resisted it for a bit, but finally feeling the effects of her 6 shots, she started to question why. Why shouldn't she try to have fun? What was she hiding from? Sure, almost everyone around her was an idiot and sure, they'd be hung over the next day, and sure she was heart broken and didn't know how to fix it. But so what. She was young, she was tired of being sad about something - someone, who didn't seem to notice. And she wanted to feel better. So she let herself dance. She let herself shed the chip off her shoulder and she laughed with her very fun, very drunk best friend.

Until her phone buzzed. She was surprised she even felt it with all the mess going on around her. She didn't feel like checking it, knowing it was probably her mom sending her Facebook reels or her sister sending her tiktoks. She would get back to them later. She ignored it until it chimed again, which she found to be a very annoying feature from apple. So she pulled it out to turn on DND until she saw who it was. She groaned out loud, suddenly feeling all the fun fall off of her. MJ noticed and looked down at the shorter woman's phone.

"Sunglasses, really?"

"She put it to be funny." Riri smirked and immediately dropped it from her face, mad that she still thought it was cute.

"What did she say?" MJ asked, genuinely concerned noticing Riri's demeanor change, despite her own drunkness.

"Ion know, I'm probably gonna ignore it."

"Let me reply. You always ignore your problems until they get too heavy to handle."

"Are you tryna therapize me, Jones?"

"Maybe a little. Here, let me see." MJ grabs the phone against Riri's weak protest. She reads it and types, which makes Riri nervous. But MJ was right, she couldn't put the blame all on Shuri when she hasn't addressed her own feelings either.

"I'm going to be a little mean, I think."

"What do you meannnn?!! What did she say?!!!" Riri protested again, trying to grab the phone. MJ laughed at the height difference as all she had to do was lift the phone above her head. Shuri did the same thing often when they'd play around, and Riri hadn't realized she hated it until this very moment.

"Girl relax! I'm not cursing her out, but she needs to know she can't play with you." MJ said as she read the next text Shuri sent and quickly responded. This went on for over a minute, each second stressing Riri more until she decided to just give in. MJ really WAS right on all counts, even if she didn't want to admit it out loud. And why should she care what Shuri has to say anyway? She hadn't been home in days and had barely contacted her. Granted, Shuri doesn't HAVE to tell her anything, but they usually do. She was almost sure she was seeing someone but couldn't prove it. And really, she wasn't sure. Which drove her even more crazy, how delusional she was being. It was out of the ordinary for her, to feel this way about anyone. But she did. And she was mad. And even if she was wrong too, so was Shuri. So she let MJ do what MJ does.

Finally, the taller girl handed her back her phone. Riri took it and read it against her better judgement.

"Oh my godddddddd. She's gonna hate me tomorrow."

"I said what needed to be said, and someone had to say it since you weren't going to. Just because she's literal royalty doesn't mean she gets to play with your feelings. You're important and special too, Ri."

"Oh god. Thank you but please don't do that thing where you get drunk and cry. Pleaseeee." But it was too late, seeing MJ tear up and laugh made her laugh too.

"I won't, I won't! But I mean it. You do deserve better, and so do I! Let's do another shot!" MJ shouted as she ran off towards the bar, pulling Riri behind her.

Riri let it burn down her throat and tried her best to move on with her night. She knew Shuri wouldn't be texting her again, but part of her wishes she would. A big part of her wishes she would say something, or fight for her. Although she wasn't sure if there was anything to fight for. That was the problem between them, they played house and this constant domestic back and forth, but never stepped over the invisible line separating them. And Riri was tired of it.

#shuriri #shuriri short fic #Shuri x riri #Shuri Udaku #riri williams #mj #marvel #not at all canon compliant but fuck it we ball fr #black sapphic #black wlw #I love my science gays #two fics in one day? who am I? #black panther #black panther wakanda forever #iron heart #mcu #mcu fanfiction

[science-bastard]

i bend sexily over my lab bench to jot down a data point but my assistant doesn’t notice because they’re too busy drawing little faces on the test tubes and making them kiss

#they took a leaf out of my lab notebook #mad scientist #mad science #sciencecore #villaincore #gay science #assistantposting #lab records #i love having my annual test tubes kissing post :3

[uiuishii]

Lae'zel and Shadowheart.

Just sayin'

#baldur's gate 3 #kinda obsessed #shadowheart #lae'zel #shadowzel #i swear they're loving each other #this headcanon in my mind is so powerful #gave me Laura x #Carmilla #vibes #moody unhuman #x #moody human #each interaction gives me 5 minutes more of live #gay science

[trashhole]

Is it gay to want to conjux your lab partner

#yes. yes it’s very gay #simpatico my beloved #i love gay science nerds #I think compatibility and understanding is actually the peak of romance #they are simpatico #transformers mtmte #mtmte #preceptor idw #brainstorm idw #simpatico #stormceptor #transformers #hanaes scrapheap

[noose-lion]

Saw your last ask and it had me wondering. What if Chuuya dies from corruption could yosano bring him back to life (given that it would be possible to restart his heart but I’m not sure what his body would look like after dying from corruption or if there would still be anything ressembling a body left) and therefore making him able to use corruption multiple time without dazai?

Hello, stewed this over a lil an I'm back to discuss. (Possible soft light novel spoilers)

Content: drug mention

First and foremost, Yosano cannot revive the dead. Her ability works on Dazai in the fraction of second that his heart stops working but his brain has not flatlined. (The real world time frame for brain death after the heart stops his 2-20 seconds, but it's possible to be up to 5 minutes) Remember her ability requires her patients to be near death, not dead. So, as per my last ask, she could keep him alive as long as she had the energy.

That being said, if he did die, he could still be resuscitated through normal medial means, as you said restart his heart. (I do think this fandom in particular tends to forget cpr exists due to Yosano’s presence) As long as his heart starts beating long enough for Yosano to use Thou Shall Not Die, he could very well survive Corruption without No Longer Human, even after dying.

I do think that Corruption killing Chuuya would look a lot like extreme stimulant overdose and not, for example, his body falling apart. I think his body would just burn itself out. His circulatory and nervous system being the main victims of it. (I have a pre-Stombringer Corruption headcanon post floating around here somewhere that briefly touched on this)

Back to the proposed question; Would Yosano bringing Chuuya back to life possibly allow him an multiple use of Corruption (without Dazai)?

Yes and no.

I think Corruption would most likely either, a) end when Chuuya's heart stopped (and not come back upon revival) or b) become a singularity that exists after death like we've seen already, (harnessed back into Chuuya after revival, but hopefully deactivated).

Yosano’s ablity heals the patient completely. So theoretically, Chuuya once healed could just restart Corruption. This, as long as Yosano and Chuuya kroty the timing right, could lead to a near endless supply of Corruption. Though the odds of getting it right are extremely low considering Chuuya's unpredictability under the influence of his ability and the high chance Yosano can't save Chuuya within such a limited time frame.

It really boils down to luck and thematic timing.

#these are fun #feels like speculative science #which I LOVE #my stuff #bsd #screaming into the void #and the void screams back #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #bungou gay dogs #bsd chuuya #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bsd analysis #bsd ablity analysis #bsd headcanon #bsd headcanons #bsd meta #asks #anon asks #answered asks #jester thinks

[significant-ace-nnoyance]

Dustin: jellyfish have been living for 600000 years without brains.

Max: a ray of hope for Mike

#no thoughts head full of rocks 🤩 #and 🏳️‍🌈gay thoughts💅 for his bff❗️❗️ #mike wheeler is a dumbass #max being the og mike wheeler hater #and we love her for it #he needs to be taken down a peg sometimes #wlw mlm hostility at its finest #dustin just wanting to share a cool science fact like the adorable nerd he is #stranger things incorrect quotes #byler #byler incorrect quotes #<< not really but you get it #mike wheeler slander #in the best way #mike wheeler i know what you are #not my idea i saw this on a pjo post but i forgot where 😩

[certified-muppet-enjoyer]

EEEE THEM!! 💕💕

i managed to successfully complete a digital artpiece without my iPad crashing!!

#so happy rn #the muppets #bunsen and beaker #gay muppets #art #weird science #i love gay people #muppet labs #my art

[satandidyoumissme42]

The gayest thing in my science text book

#Lgbtq #Gay #Lesbian #Science #Geology #i have a test tomorrow #guess who's cramming 🤪 #I actually like science tho #My teacher loves me cos I bring a glue stick to lesson 💅

[warmspice]

My sister is trying to set me up w her TA.. grad students tell me more about how I can charm u to fall in love w me...

#This is a jokey joke but also very intrigued if ppl have thoughts thanks <333 #Everyone's got ppl falling in love w them maybe I just have tot ake matters into my own hands... Idk #I'm feeling. Lots of feelings and some of them are unpleasant to think abt rn but also maybe I should go to sleep n not think abt it 👍 #Void talks #I think they're in social sciences btw but honestly I just like hearing what makes other ppl's hearts flutter in general... #Love time of the year around the corner.. #Also it's so funny she goes.. 'my ta is GAY' and then winks really badly. And then repeats herself. And then winks again in case #I didn't catch it the first time #I'm like.. Thank u..

[basslinegrave]

why is brock such a straggot he should be with that old man

#i love how in my mind hes so straight he loops back to being the most gay #not really but what i mean is like. a character implied gay but is shown as het at least for a moment = ruined for me. straight. </3 #charactet being a straight man that wouldnt have anyone else than a woman = comphet. or something. hes at least bi. hes gay. #its just science #hes bi to me

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

I’m back on my bullshit.

Anyways! Some fun ship names I came up with!

Medic/Sniper: bed pan

Medic/engineer: goggles and glasses

Sniper/soldier: sniper rocket, also, bullseye, bullsboom, boomseye

I can do this all day

#okay so my #every ship known to mann #engiemedic fic #is late #I realize this #do you realize how cute the old gay men can be and how many ideas I have???? #I’m torn between #they fall in love while medic hacks engie’s arm off #they bond over being the Problem Solvers(tm) and someone makes a joke about them being parents #(someone being engineer) #and whatever th fuck I have in that third document that I haven’t opened in since I started this project #I’ve got ships on the mind y’all #sniper/medic #sniper and medic #bed pan tf2 #bushmedicine #medic/engineer #engiemedic #goggles and glasses #science party #sniper/soldier #american aviators #snipersoldier #sniper rocket

[unusualshrimp]

theres just something about reckless scientists and their ride or die partners thats just somehow trans and aro and gay all at once. cant explain but u get me

#WAUGH it's like. unconditional devotion to science is inherently aro to me #and like. the deep bonding with someone over this because youre both deranged <3 #but also the. the becoming something else? i feel like put my foot in my mouth trying to explain this part so i wont even try #but YOU GET IT RIGHT #me looking at a pair of mad scientists: they dont give a shit about 'love' theyre having gay sex theyre in a qpr #they did gender affirming surgery on each other they dont care about most things they care about everything more deeply than other people #nothing matters more to them than the pursuit of knowledge nothing matters more to them than each other. etc #hope this helps

[vanillashusband]

more blue science monkey <3 my favourite guy <3

#bug dad art #healing science 【✿】 #i love his gay ass little sailor uniform hgjfhjfg #my guy meets someone similar to him in intelligence and immediately puts on the sailor costume HJKGFG

[certified-muppet-enjoyer]

silly bunsenbeaker sketches i did while facetiming my dear @puppeteersaretoptier on instagram! <3 💖

#the muppets #bunsen and beaker #art #weird science #muppet labs #bunsen x beaker #beaker muppets #bunsen honeydew #muppets #SILLY #GAYS #YIPPEE #i may make more tbh :3 #trans #gay #lgbtq #love #cute #sketches #my art #💖 #emo bunsen real

[caorl]

nietzsche gay as fuck ecce homo = this homo🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 the GAY science????🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

#i love my pet philosopher im rereading the gay science dont mind me #i KNOW its not that gay its gay meaning another thing aBut #I STILL GIGGLE EVERYTIME

[keclan]

we as a society don’t talk enough about kyle xy’s ambiguously gay bio dad and his two boyfriends

#you know he’s gay bc he was sniped in the very first episode he appeared in #but the screen time he had? #''oh hey kyle it’s me your magic dad #come live in my mansion with me and my butler and bodyguard #my two closest friends in this life whom i love so dearly #sorry for all the unethical science experiments'' #kyle xy