#I will boil him too

[idliketochill]

Clam sauce

#limbus hong lu #limbussy #limbus company #hong lu lcb #lcb hong lu #effervescent corrosion #lcb #hong lu #clam sauce… #I will boil him too #drawing to get back into doing semi serious art

[numbuh424]

the 2nd half of death note should've just gone full comedy complete with a laugh track and had these two dissing each other the whole time

#THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTIIIIIING #death note #light yagami #near #nate river #death note fanart #anime #manga #digital art #moonriver #tagging that too idc #elle draws #they'd never get shit done if they were trying to solve the kira case together #they'd be too busy talking shit about each other it'd be so funny #I just know seeing that kira finger puppet alone would have light's blood BOILING #guys remember in that deleted scene where kira kills a large portion of the SPK and near calls light just to give him the silent treatment #they're soooo fucking funny #you've heard of real lovers well how about real HATERS #imagine near untying light's shoelaces while he's sitting on the floor #I can imagine them doing the thing where you don't wanna talk to the other person so you say it to someone else asking them to relay it #even though the other person is literally Standing Right There like “gevanni please tell light that his idea will never work” #“you can tell me yourself near I'm literally right here” “and gevanni please also tell him that we're not paying for his lunch today” #I'll be here all day folks

[egophiliac]

I was really in the mood to do some masquerade fanart, but I didn’t feel like coming up with anything original, so here’s some of my favorite (...slightly paraphrased) bits from the first part. I don’t know where it’s going, but it’s pretty fun so far!

also one that isn’t canon except in my heart:

(disclaimer that this is a Joke)

(he is a horrible little rat man, but to be fair, so is everyone else)

(if you don’t like horrible little rat men why are you even playing this game)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #glorious masquerade #hey rolly is your big secret plan to give malleus the best day ever because so far it's working #he got INVITED to go on a TRIP and his favorite humans are there and there's GARGOYLES #not to mention his special little fancy boy outfit with a special little fancy boy hat that has room for his horns! #round it out with an ice cream social to put a nice button on it #the only downside is that the building is too nice. mal likes his buildings REAL shitty. #he WILL say this to your face. #(this is why he never gets invited anywhere.) #anyway cannot overstate how delightful it is to see jade be like 'i would also like to destroy something' #go for it! indulge that id! #azul doesn't care as long as you keep it to things he's not personally responsible for! #not included but also appreciated: trein spending twenty minutes discussing the care arrangements he made for his cat #then having a tearful goodbye with said cat #(the care arrangements boil down to 'i asked my coworker to feed him') #(crewel is a friend to all animals apparently and that's the most surprising twist so far)

[houseofborgia]

THE BORGIA SIBLINGS + descriptions by their portrayers "I will not have this family at war with itself."

#and yet rodrigo played them like pawns and pit them against each other (unintentionally since he's too blinded by his ambitions lol) #i mean i do love rodrigo but but he fucked his children up with his ambitions and favoritism #especially juan...he set him up to fail by singling him out making him gather his siblings' resentment when all juan wanted was harmony #a cheerful little shit full of bravado until the weight of expectations sucked the life out of him #and then being shunned by his family and having no single peer and no one to hold him or guide his misguided soul #and cesare was boiling with jealousy because of juan's position like bro juan didn't even ask for it?? #how about you direct all your anger @ rodrigo instead of direvting them to your desperate little brother ? #ANYWAYS they're all so prettyyyy #juan borgia #lucrezia borgia #cesare borgia #the borgias #theborgiasedit #perioddramaedit #david oakes #the borgia siblings #cinemapix #holliday grainger #dailytvfilmgifs #by jen

[crocswithoutsocks]

I found out there was an anteater LPS so obviously the only logical thing to do was go and buy one immediately and make it into Flint. My phone hates me so pictures are bad but look!!!!! That's a little guy!!!!!

#toontown corporate clash #ttcc #firestarter #lps custom #I thought this would be easy #it would have been easy if not for my “brilliant” idea to remove the head to make it easier to paint #i could not for the life of me get that thing back on #tried boiling water to soften the plastic which a) didn't work and b) MESSED UP ALL OF MY PAINT #so I had to do basically the ENTIRE head over again #poor guy had to go through emergency surgery like three times #eventually got the head back on tho! even if I had to cut it open in like three different places to do it... #the worst of its under his hat dont worry about it #planning on making Graham too at some point #just trying to figure out what animal i should make him #theres no cheetah but there is a jaguar and that's both pretty cheetah adjacent and easily purchasable by me #otherwise a bunny maybe? I think I like cheetah better but we'll have to see

[swagveryswagamazinf]

charlie slimecicle and his very healthy way of living

#my art #slimecicle #fanart #charlie slimecicle #charlie #just charlie I'm just tagging charlie if your searching another charlie too bad #american psycho #does american psycho count bc it's not him but it's referencing him guys help #anyways I can't look at chicken nor yogurt anymore bc of him #also tried to give another chance to boiled eggs but I couldn't do it I'm so sorry mr slime del cicle I failed you ..

[thejasontoddarchives]

There’s a general consensus that above all else Jason should be homicidal again. However I think what’s also very important is that he should be a fucking hoot.

There’s nothing not funny about this entire bit.

1. He couldn’t give less of a shit about explaining that he’s single-handedly trying to stop a terrorist attack. Obviously cause he’s short on time, but even if he had all the time in the world he would still be this indifferent towards explaining himself to cops.

2. This bomb is seconds away from exploding but he’s at most mildly annoyed like he’s in the office doing some menial task.

3. The perfectly timed British jokes.

4. Circling back to number 1 on the list. After he throws the bomb into the water he just dips. For all they know he’s the (weird) terrorist. (But as long as everyone’s okay he doesn’t care! The beauty of Jason Todd everybody).

This one is funny (but it’s also true)? Like yes … that is exactly what you are. (A sweet, kind-hearted goodboy learning how to effectively poison people, shoot guns, and blow shit up with all manner of explosives like a certified pro).

Bonus:

Red Hood: The Lost Days #5 (2010-)

Red Hood: The Lost Days #4 (2010-)

“Not so irritating for an American” is a far more impressive title than “genius” if you ask me. Although I think Jason balances both pretty well.

#lost days was actually a comedy it gets funnier every time I reread it #look I know in recent days he’s become more serious/glum as a character #he’s sorta detached from people and situations and he seems to have lost his spunk #and my mind is zoning in on Zdarsky. him feeling immense guilt and burden over people he kills. #which like. even Matt Murdock fans said Zdarsky leaned a bit too heavily into Catholic guilt lol #Jason should be like this again #boiling inside him is untamed rage and pain and hurt but the jokes keep rolling off his tongue in an endless stream #just as playful with his words as he is with his bombs and takeover plans #from moments like the bomb under the bridge or even just the 'nice boy' comment #you see just how much he not only doesn’t care about being labelled a hero for his actions but how he actively detests it even #it’s one of the things that makes him so endearing to me like: look at this humble kind kid who loves and cares for the world immeasurably #(even after all he’s suffered from it) #but refuses to ever take credit for it #jason todd #red hood #red hood: the lost days #lost days #dc

[minophus]

the pic with gabriel over the boiling pot is kind of genuinely upsetitng to me Please spare his small life.

I'm sorry. I've let the water cool down to a nice warm temperature that he can play with his toys and duckies in.

#asks #i understand why fjghdkjf. Im mean to the little plumpies but id never actually draw them in Severe Genuine pain. id never put him in #boiling water. #hurts my heart and feels too angsty. #goopart

[raylex]

is f/o burnout a Thing That Exists? has anyone dealt with it before? I could really use some advice or reassurance I think... idk what to do it kinda sucks a lil! I'm SAD

#I saw someone bring it up and I was like... is THAT what I've been feeling recently? #I've been dealing with some nasty stuff in the rayman fandom and it's kinda all caught up to me and reached a boiling point #and I just can't with the fandom rn... and that's kinda spreading to rayman himself but I really don't want it to #I love him too much I don't want to lose him just because of a crappy association :c #self ship #mine

[grandkhan221b]

OK, I give up. WHAT is y'all's deal with Commander Fox?? Like, WHY is he such a favourite among clone fans. I keep seeing art of him, fics and posts about him, and more fanon that I know what to do with. But why him?? I'm really confused? ?? Literally the ONLY thing of note he does in the show is murder a beloved character

#you guys really saw this cop kill fives and went “poor little meow meow 🥺” #I'm not accusing or anything btw I'me just genuinely confused #he's just so minor too like i'm pretty sure I see more fan stuff about him that abt waxer and boil - we don't even SEE HIS FACE #even if you want to explore minor character and the corruscant guard why not Thorn or even Thire? ? #they actually do cool shit #I need someone to explain what everyone sees in him #he's just dogma without the character development #commander fox #star wars #clone troopers #the clone wars #tcw

[cunningweiner]

Sometimes I wonder what Randy was like before the ninja mask and I think we get a couple hints??

- In Shloomp! There It Is we hear Howard say “Cunningham’s back” which kind of implies that he used to be way more like NomiRandy before hs

- In Swampy Seconds we see Randy actively refuse the Nomicon in order to sneak into the swamp

- And when the main duo sneaks off to the high school in When Randy Met Howie, we see that Randy was the one to suggest it (at Howard’s hesitation, iirc)

Whenever Randy doesn’t have the Nomicon with him - either pre-canon or because he’s actively disobeying - it’s to do something fun (see: irresponsible and probably dangerous). What we see of him in the show makes him out to be a mostly sensible but easily swayed kid; whereas Howard is made to be the one that gets Randy into trouble. I won’t get too into Howard Meta because there’s so so much to say but my point is

I think Randy used to be a terrible little kid and was probably just as bad as Howard, if not worse

#rc9gn #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #randy cunnigham #howard weinerman #we all poke fun at how stupid Randy is but I think as a fandom we give him too much grace #chalking it up to dumb kid activities when it was always an active choice #where with H we boil it down to him being a ‘bad friend’ #don’t get me wrong this is NOT a character bash post #I adore Randy #but yknow… why do we not give Howard the same energy #overthinking hours

[daisiesonafield-blog]

Full article. Feb 20 2024 - link

#Harry’s stalker #Harry’s stalkers #Myra Carvalho #I fucking hope she rots #my blood is boiling #in the same vein #that other creep woman from the us who went to his house to also HAND DELIVER a card #YOURE A FUCKING CREEP TOO #the fact she’s doubling down on TikTok and posting increasingly more disgusting videos about Harry #fucking stalkers #hope his security gets your ass arrested next time u show up to stalk and harass him #disgusting #tw stalking #stalking

[vianthemindelectric]

Abundance of Wallies! (And a barnaby if you can see him)

#vian's art #im def gonna draw him more!! #also tempted to add him to the boiling pot (av) but only 5% of the story is revealed so I dont wanna be TOO hasty #also the creator is here so UH #wally darling #barnaby b beagle #welcome home #welcome home! #welcome home arg

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Entertaining Highlights from Kakashi Retsuden:

Kakashi being immediately labelled as a heartthrob in Redaku despite the fact people can only see half of his face: “The village aunties are talking about him. They say he’s tall and handsome.”

Even the kid he's tutoring remarks on how good-looking he is: He also knew that they said he was a fine man. It wasn’t the whole cool thing of him wearing a mask, but maybe because his features were nicely balanced, he did look somehow like a painting standing there.

This description of Pakkun, Kakashi's tiny, grumpy pug, as told by a child: “But he shoots beams of light out of his mouth. His eyes are sharp, and he’s so big he can leap over a bear in a single bound.”

When Kakashi reads a book about himself and privately complains it doesn't depict him as awkward or pathetic enough!!

Kakashi dressed in a maid's uniform worrying about being discovered as ninja, but actually it's just more people talking about how hot they find him: Kakashi reflexively braced himself, hyper aware of the position of the knife beneath his skirt. The maids continued, eyes glittering. “Where did they find such a sullen tutor, hm!” “Right? I’m really into that kind of downer-ish old guy.”

Kakashi beating up fifty shinobi by himself, using only a pot and its lid, and his own body, as well as only half his vision (at night, no less) to put them all to sleep (and not thinking for a moment that only using one of his two equally-functioning eyes would be a disadvantage in a fight)!!

Kakashi sending an All-Ages Version of Make-Out Paradise to his temporary student like the horrible little man he is (said with utmost love) and simultaneously using his endorsement sticker on that book to reveal that he was the Sixth Hokage all along!

#kakashi said: who do you think i am. i've never needed two eyes to fight #the author said: kakashi is SOOOO hot and everybody knows it but him #kakashi retsuden #kakashi hatake #pakkun #honourable mentions to: kakashi burning his hands on a boiling point bc he is too busy playing with a bird he likes #kakashi blushing bc he's called a powerful leader and the greatest shinobi #and his apparent crush on [candy by nct dream plays] #light novel highlights #light novels #kakashi retsuden spoilers #ayesha talks anime #naruto series

[barbieburnanator]

Finished commission for @cacodaemonia! Just Boil and Waxer enjoying an afternoon nap, what more do you need?

Commissions are still open, you can fins my info here!

#had a lot of fun drawing this piece #clone wars #star wars #boil #waxer #I love Boil's hair style like this a lot more than in his clone wars style #suite him better too #commissions #barbieburnanator

[kunikisss]

i offer you a johnny with a little ghoap in the corner (click for better quality pls😭😭)

i love him lots

#im never drawing a mohawk ever again #unless it’s him. i’ll go through that suffering again #PLS IGNORE HIS HAIR 💀💀 #john soap mactavish #soap cod #ghostsoap #art #ghoap #<3 #uhhhhh #call of duty #i was gonna add more but my head hurts too much for this #it was 34° today omfg i feel like i’ve been boiled alive