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dpxdc-prompts · 9 months
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Clark was very concerned for his new coworker at the daily planet. He was always sleeping during work but, while concerning, that wasn’t the problem. No, the problem was that his heart stopped beating whenever he fell asleep.
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shoutout to all the girlies (gender neutral) who LURK. THE LURKERS. THE GIRLIES WHO FOLLOW AND LIKE BUT NEVER REBLOG AND RARELY COMMENT BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTREMELY ANXIOUS AND ARE AFRAID OF JUDGEMENT EVEN WITH THE ANONYMITY OF TUMBLR. SHOUTOUT TO US THEM.
applies to ao3 and wattpad also!!! 💖
SHOUTOUT TO THE GIRLIES WHO CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME MEDIA. BUT NEVER CONTRIBUTE TO THE OUTPUT OF MEDIA!! SHOUTOUT TO THE GIRLIES WHO READ FANFICTION AND WRITE THEIR OWN ON GOOGLE DOCS BUT HAVE NEVER POSTED ANY!! SHOUTOUT TO THE GIRLIES WHO HAVE BEEN PART OF FANDOM CULTURE FOR YEARS BUT ALSO NOT REALLY??? BECAUSE THEYVE CONSUMED?? BUT HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AFRAID OF POSTING?? AND ARE ACTIVE IN THAT THEY CHECK WEBSITES AND TAGS AND WHAT NOT EVERY DAY AND KNOW ALL THE NICHE INSIDE JOKES AND HAPPENINGS BUT DONT TALK TO ANYONE??? SHOUTOUT TO THEM.
anyways first post. yes this is about me.
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phoenixkaptain · 1 year
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“Din got to his feet. He patted Boba on the shoulder affectionately.
“You should watch the recording of Skywalker fighting the death troopers,” he said, then pressed a kiss to Boba’s cheek and told Grogu to stop eating his blocks.
Boba watched the recording. He was pretty sure he would never be the same again. He was positive that he never wanted to meet Skywalker ever again.”
Boba Fett falls for Luke Skywalker. It isn’t the funnest thing he’s ever done.
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squire-scribbles · 2 years
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Idea #1
“I really wouldn’t do that if I were you.” Villain sneered. “Besides, the window would be the best way to enter Supervillain’s office.”
“Yeah, and Supervillain totally wouldn’t notice a gaping hole in his stained glass window.” Hero quipped back. “Like I’d take your advice after what happened last time.” Hero grumbled while fiddling with the lock on Supervillain’s door.
“What happened last time?” Sidekick piped up.
“...I’d rather not talk about last time.” Hero muttered shamefully.
“I’m with Sidekick on this one.”  Supervillain chuckled, startling the three from behind.  “Would you kindly tell me what happened last time, my dearest Hero~?” Supervillain inquired while looming over the trio.
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sidereus-me · 1 year
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SUNFLOWER: AN UNREQUITED LOVE I
Pulled the trigger so easily
You didn’t even hesitate
It’s like you didn’t even know
Do you? My lovely?
Do you know,
The bullet, it sits in my heart
Like a burden
Like a poisonous dart
It eats me away
Slowly, but surely it does
So I toss and turn all night
Without creating a fuss
Because I can’t speak,
Can’t pour a single syllable
About the pain that I feel
For they’ll know,
They’ll know what I am
And I’m a monster,
A monster you shot
With your soft hands.
The bullet- it was a seed
A seed you planted
In me
Little sunflower seeds,
And at night they grow,
They grow, and they grow,
And they grow
‘Till I’m laying in a sunflower field
A sunflower field
Pouring out of me.
And I’m in pain, my lovely,
I’m in so much pain
Because you’re a constellation
Beyond the sky
But, darling, you’re in my heart
And in my mind,
Is there any way I can make you mine?
There isn’t, is there
But I guess that’s only fair,
For one cannot touch the stars
They’re simply way too far.
And I’m afraid, my darling
I am afraid,
That the stars will burn me
They’ll make me into ashes, my darling
For only a star can burn a monster,
A monster like me.
I’ll let you, I’m afraid,
I will let you burn me
I won’t beg,
I won’t ask for mercy,
I’ll just let you.
You’ve shot me, my love
But Is there a chance,
A chance that you’ll shoot for me?
For I’m a monster,
I won’t say ‘please’
For I’m a monster,
I won’t beg for mercy
For I’m a monster,
Falling like cards,
Falling for you,
My lovely.
~Anjali Singh
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bibibuck · 2 months
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people telling you they reread your fic is the biggest compliment you could ever receive. there are thousands of stories out there begging to be found, to be explored, but your story meant so much to someone that they came back to it eagerly, they went over every word again. to love is to return and loving a fic is rereading it. thank you to all readers and rereaders <3333
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lokh · 15 days
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communication is key 💪
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redsray · 3 months
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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?
Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??
Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.
Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.
Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.
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shellshooked · 5 months
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in another life you would have been more than just a dream
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comradekatara · 6 months
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to me, the funniest thing about “that’s rough buddy” isn’t the fact that sokka says something patently insane with zero context seemingly out of nowhere, or the fact that zuko clearly doesn’t know how to respond. it’s the completely incorrect use of the word “buddy.” zuko would obviously like to be friends with sokka, but sokka is not, in fact, his friend. this is the most time they’ve ever spent together, and it’s because zuko invited himself to tag along on sokka’s suicide mission. at this point in the episode, sokka still hates this guy, perhaps less than he did a week ago, but he still hates him enough that he didn’t bother forcing zuko to stay home, which means he still didn’t really care whether or not zuko lives or dies. which, considering that he had tried to kill zuko multiple times in the past, is not all that surprising. this entire episode is essentially just zuko forcing his friendship onto sokka while sokka is legitimately too depressed to care. so when zuko calls sokka “buddy,” there’s a spirit of dogged optimism characterizing that epithet, because in no possible realm would sokka consider zuko his buddy at this point in the episode. and that’s something we miss when noting the iconicness of this exchange, simply because, by the end of this episode, they are buddies, so in our minds looking back on these lines, the implication of friendship doesn’t feel out of place at all. and really, it isn’t out of place, but only because zuko’s tenacity and determination (in this instance, his determination to befriend sokka) has always hugely outweighed his ability to read the room.
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elegyofthemoon · 3 months
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It's still surprising to see people say that when they see the upcoming strike post I made that this is the first time they're hearing about it, especially because I've seen several posts now talking about the same strike.
That being said: regardless of what kind of blog you are, please spread the news about the genocide, the strikes, boycotts, etc.
Even if you are a small blog, spreading word allows for more people to know what's going on and also do their part in protests and strikes, and maybe even the right people will be able to do more than what you're able to do.
And reminder: there is an upcoming strike on February 18th-25th. Prepare accordingly, protest, boycott, call your reps, and spread the word so more people are aware.
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inkskinned · 1 year
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the thing is that they're so fascinated by sex, they love sex, they can't imagine a world without sex - they need sex to sell things, they need sex to be part of their personality, they need sex to prove their power - but they hate sex. they are disgusted by it.
sex is the only thing that holds their attention, and it is also the thing that can never be discussed directly.
you can't tell a child the normal names for parts of their body, that's sexual in nature, because the body isn't a body, it's a vessel of sex. it doesn't matter that it's been proven in studies (over and over) that kids need to know the names of their genitals; that they internalize sexual shame at a very young age and know it's 'dirty' to have a body; that it overwhelmingly protects children for them to have the correct words to communicate with. what matters is that they're sexual organs. what matters is that it freaks them out to think about kids having body parts - which only exist in the context of sex.
it's gross to talk about a period or how to check for cancer in a testicle or breast. that is nasty, illicit. there will be no pain meds for harsh medical procedures, just because they feature a cervix.
but they will put out an ad of you scantily-clad. you will sell their cars for them, because you have abs, a body. you will drip sex. you will ooze it, like a goo. like you were put on this planet to secrete wealth into their open palms.
they will hit you with that same palm. it will be disgusting that you like leather or leashes, but they will put their movie characters in leather and latex. it will be wrong of you to want sexual freedom, but they will mark their success in the number of people they bed.
they will crow that it's inappropriate for children so there will be no lessons on how to properly apply a condom, even to teens. it's teaching them the wrong things. no lessons on the diversity of sexual organ growth, none on how to obtain consent properly, none on how to recognize when you feel unsafe in your body. if you are a teenager, you have probably already been sexualized at some point in your life. you will have seen someone also-your-age who is splashed across a tv screen or a magazine or married to someone three times your age. you will watch people pull their hair into pigtails so they look like you. so that they can be sexy because of youth. one of the most common pornography searches involves newly-18 young women. girls. the words "barely legal," a hiss of glass sand over your skin.
barely legal. there are bills in place that will not allow people to feel safe in their own bodies. there are people working so hard to punish any person for having sex in a way that isn't god-fearing and submissive. heteronormative. the sex has to be at their feet, on your knees, your eyes wet. when was the first time you saw another person crying in pornography and thought - okay but for real. she looks super unhappy. later, when you are unhappy, you will close your eyes and ignore the feeling and act the role you have been taught to keep playing. they will punish the sex workers, remove the places they can practice their trade safely. they will then make casual jokes about how they sexually harass their nanny.
and they love sex but they hate that you're having sex. you need to have their ornamental, perfunctory, dispassionate sex. so you can't kiss your girlfriend in the bible belt because it is gross to have sex with someone of the same gender. so you can't get your tubes tied in new england because you might change your mind. so you can't admit you were sexually assaulted because real men don't get hurt, you should be grateful. you cannot handle your own body, you cannot handle the risks involved, let other people decide that for you. you aren't ready yet.
but they need you to have sex because you need to have kids. at 15, you are old enough to parent. you are not old enough to hear the word fuck too many times on television.
they are horrified by sex and they never stop talking about it, thinking about it, making everything unnecessarily preverted. the saying - a thief thinks everyone steals. they stand up at their podiums and they look out at the crowd and they sign a bill into place that makes sexwork even more unsafe and they stand up and smile and sign a bill that makes gender-affirming care illegal and they get up and they shrug their shoulders and write don't say gay and they get up, and they make the world about sex, but this horrible, plastic vision of it that they have. this wretched, emotionless thing that holds so much weight it's staggering. they put their whole spine behind it and they push and they say it's normal!
this horrible world they live in. disgusted and also obsessed.
#this shifts gender so much bc it actually affects everyone#yes it's a gendered phenomenon. i have written a LOT about how different genders experience it. that's for a different post.#writeblr#ps my comments about seeing someone cry -- this is not to shame any person#and on this blog we support workers.#at the same time it's a really hard experience to see someone that looks like you. clearly in agony. and have them forced to keep going.#when you're young it doesn't necessarily look like acting. it looks scary. and that's what this is about - the fact that teens#have likely already been exposed to that definition of things. because the internet exists#and without the context of healthy education. THAT is the image burned into their minds about what it looks like.#it's also just one of those personal nuanced biases -#at 19 i thought it was normal to be in pain. to cry. to not-like-it. that it should be perfunctory.#it was what i had seen.#and it didn't help that my religious upbringing was like . 'yeah that's what you get for premarital. but also for the reference#we do think you should never actually enjoy it lol'#so like the point im making is that ppl get exposed to that stuff without the context of something more tender#and assume .... 'oh. so it's fine i am not enjoying myself'. and i know they do because I DID.#he was my first boyfriend. how was i supposed to know any different#i didn't even have the mental wherewithal to realize im a lesbian . like THAT used to suffering.
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clown-owo · 1 year
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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading
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moonlunee · 2 months
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fellas, is it gay to have a homoerotic rivalry with your space ranger partner??
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kosalus · 28 days
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bicep meme 2 electric boogaloo with dame aylin and isobel
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t4tails · 9 months
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its so funny when people put quotes around childrens show like. no adventure time isnt a "childrens" show. its a childrens show. you like a childrens show. its a show for children. a good show for children. you can like shows despite not being in their primary audience. you are an adult watching a childrens show. its okay
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