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alice-after-dark · 2 days

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One Day I'll Do a Proper Ship Meme But for Now Here Have My Vox Agenda

Thoughts/headcanons/rambles under cut

TW for abusive StaticMoth and Vox having been a bitch to Sir Pentious.

Alastor/Vox - Do I really need to explain this one? Are you new here? I'll just direct you to search "radiostatic" on my blog. I̸͎̝͛́ ̷͙̲̊̄͐l̴̮̲̭̍͌͆ȏ̶̜v̵̞́̑͒̆e̷̡̡͉̰̍̽́ ̷̇͝ͅt̶̡̛̬̖͓̆h̴̠͎̞͕̑e̵͕̼̜̘͆̈́̃̔m̷̤̜̒

Valentino/Vox - Again, unless you're new here, you'll pretty much know my thoughts on them. Check out my "staticmoth" tag and you'll understand.

Charlie - I see so many parallels between these two and I desperately want them to officially interact in season 2. They're on completely opposite ends of the spectrum and aaaahhhhh I just want to see Vox's cynicism clashing with Charlie's idealism and it could be so good you guys. So good. I do also really like the idea of Charlie being the catalyst to Vox realizing just how much he's changed since arriving in Hell (like he used to enjoy the TV scene for the pure creativity of it and now that's all been replaced by the cold corporate greed).

Vaggie - Honestly, I just think it would be interesting. Also I really hope Vaggie doesn't have a carbon-copy reaction to him like she did Alastor. As I mentioned in a previous post, while yes, she might be cautious, she has less of a reason to be so hostile towards him. Plus their mutual dislike of Alastor would be a bonding moment, but also presents an opportunity for Vaggie to find out more about Alastor (albeit from a biased party).

Angel - I've brought up inklings of these two before, but I think them having a very complicated relationship due to their mutual connection and experiences with Valentino would be interesting, especially in regards to how they both handle it in similar yet different ways. They both bury their pain, Angel by leaning into the sexuality, drugs, and alcohol to forget how much he hates it and Vox by refusing to even acknowledge that he's in pain at all. And Vox's refusal to acknowledge it also makes him complicit in Angel's pain as well. He could do something, could try to stop it, but he doesn't to protect himself. I think seeing the two of them try to heal side by side, both from their issues with Valentino and the issues between each other, would be fascinating.

Husk - Knew each other from back when Vox and Alastor were still friends. Husk calls him "kid" (Vox was in his 30s when he died in the 1950s while Husk was in his 60s when he died in the 1970s) which annoys Vox as he doesn't think he's that much younger than Husk to warrant being called a kid. Vox knew him as an Overlord and was very shocked and kind of sad when he found out about Husk losing his soul to Alastor some time after their falling out (just one more thing to embitter him towards the Radio Demon).

Niffty - Anyone who has been on my blog when I started posting about Hazbin Hotel knows it started with these two. I think a dynamic between them would be fun and interesting to explore. Like Husk, she knew him from back when he was friends with Alastor. I like to think that Vox was literally there when Alastor brought her home with him ("What is that?" / "I'm calling her Niffty! Isn't she precious?" / "She is actively biting your arm." / "What a darling little thing!"). He was a little weirded out by her at first, but has since grown to care for her as much as Alastor does. Despite her size and lack of power, Vox fully trusts in her ability to take care of herself...he's seen things that can't be unseen.

Rosie - Vox definitely respects her for her ability to keep such tight control of a horde of bloodthirsty cannibals and actually turn them into a polite society. Despite not being very physically strong, her charisma and drive keep her on top and well respected. I like the idea that he met her through Alastor when they were still friends and though he hasn't really engaged with her too much since the fallout, he does still hold respect for her and frankly won't tolerate anyone disrespecting her. She is the only one outside of the Vees who knows about Vox practicing using his electrokinesis to heal.

Mimzy - They're not exactly friends, but she will not hesitate to approach him if she sees him. It's Mimzy so she absolutely expects special treatment. She's way more up front with him about wanting something than she is with Alastor simply because she knows Vox operates differently than the deer demon. If she wants something, she's gotta be prepared to pay up in some capacity, but Vox is usually willing to be flexible in terms of payment because she has her uses.

Sir Pentious - Okay, so I know this one is a bit awkward cause it would involve Vox actually apologizing to Sir Pentious for the cruel things he said and telling him to unalive himself, but I really think they'd be interesting. They're both innovators and creators and the two of them combining their skills would be both awesome and terrifying. I do think that Sir Pentious, while he does think all the Vees are incredible, idolizes Vox specifically for these exact reasons.

Velvette - They're both bitches, but they love the other for it. Can snark at each other for hours. They're the two who get shit done, even if Velvette can sometimes take her bitchsona a bit too far and Vox has to reign her in. Politics aren't her strong suit, but he can always count on her to take care of the business side of things.

Zestial - Based on my recent post about them, I like the idea that Vox has a respect for Zestial that he doesn't give to most other Overlords (Rosie being the other exception). Sure, he'll play nice and professional with them, but he doesn't truly respect them like he does Zestial and Rosie. I honestly see them having a mutual respect for each other (though Zestial wouldn't say he approves of Vox's choice in colleagues) and we do see in that Zestial can be a little sassy so I 100% believe if Vox had been present during the Overlord meeting in episode 3, Zestial literally would have ignored Velvette entirely to speak to Vox about the angel's death instead (and we all know how much Velvette would have just loved that).

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jazzzzzzhands · 9 months

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Could you do a small doodle of Wally and Home hugging? (Clown said Home hugs wally by squishing him between the door and the door frame)

Oh!! I actually have drawn this exact thing before!! BUT!! Have another TidBit!! Wally is a little woeful that he cannot fit into a miniature Home!!!

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sleepinghypnos · 1 month

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The Creed

Chapter 2 - Second Plate...

Genre: Smut

Tags: F/M, F/F/M, F/F/F/M, Facefuck, Throatfucking Rough Sex, Dirty Talk, Harem, Self-degradation, Masochism/Sadism(?), Cum Play, Piss Play

(The things in the tags will be present when the time needs for it.)

Disclaimer: This work is a fan-fiction and does not depict the person/people mentioned in the story.

A/N: You can self-insert if you want...

FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP

“Just like that, obediently lay down and be used by me.”

“YES SIR, OH MY GOD!!! YOU ARE HITTING SO FUCKING D-DEEP!!! I'M YOUR SLUT, YOURS ALONE, PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME. RUIN ME FOR OTHER MEN. UGGHHHH, UGH-FUCCCK, SHIIIIIT!!!” Karina moans like a total slut craving for some rough fucking... Vlad told her to bend her knees to her chest and raises her feet while laying down, penetrating her deeper making her eyes rolling back and her tongue lolling out.

His study has a bed for the reason that he sleeps in the study more frequently instead of his bedroom since he's getting more requests nowadays.

"That's it, lose yourself in pleasure. Let me see that tongue of yours lolling out." Vlad thrusting into her with a fierce and unrelenting force, his massive rod buried deep inside her, Karina couldn't help but let out a string of moans and gasps that echoed throughout the room.

Karina was known for her confidence and strength on stage, in this moment, she was completely submissive to the man's will. Letting herself get consumed by lust and her carnal desire to be used.

“How are you so fucking b-big” She said between moans.

“You'll take this dick everyday whenever I want to, fucking slut. You are MINE now.” He slapped her face then grabbed her neck to choke her while still fucking her deeply.

FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP

“AACHHKKK- YES SIR! I'm your dumb slut. Just a cum d-dumpster for you, PLEASE F-FUCK ME. USE ME WHENEVER YOU WANT.” She managed to respond despite the choking.

Vlad is fascinated in her hidden slutty side. He just knows that k-pop idols are the horniest because of their job to act the way people want them to behave and so their real personality lay dormant within them until provoked. “I'll use you, keep begging slut."

FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP

“YOUR DICK FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD!!!” She screams in ecstasy as she lay underneath him. “IT'S REACHING SO DEEP!!!”

He's kissing her in a ravenous passion, unrelenting with his thrust, and insatiable lust for her, for her clenching walls massaging his entire length... Seeing her beg for more adds fuel to his already burning and scorching desire to claim her, make her dependent on him, a cockslave... that only lives for his pleasure.

“You like that? You like getting treated like piece of meat... like an object of pleasure?” He grinned at her moving his hips in a rhythm that stimulates her even further.

He squeezing her cheeks with his hand and she can barely talk. “YESSHH SHIRR! I"M A DUMB WHORE, A FUCK MEAT READY TO PLEASHHURE YOU ANYTIME.” She gave a very satisfying answer.

“Right, a fuck meat, remember your role from now on.” He thrusts his hips forward and meet her cervix in one fell swoop. Karina screams her lungs out as she felt his huge cock trying to enter the forbidden domain, she's new in deep penetration. This is her first time getting railed to the extent that she can feel a cock touching her deep ends.

“OH FUUUUCKKK!!! TOO DEEP! YOU ARE TOO DEEP SIRRRR!! SHIT, SHIT, SHIIIIT!!!!” She said as Vlad pounded into her by pulling his entire length except the tip then thrusting full throttle over and over again. "SIR, I'M CUMMING!!! SHITTTT. LET ME CUM, LET ME CUM PLEAAASSHHH!"

FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP

“SIR, Y-YOU'RE SPLITTING ME APART!!! HE-HEHEHE, FUUUCCCKKK! KEEP USING ME. PLEASE. HEH-EHEHE. IT FEELS SO. FUCKING. GOOD!!!! ” She's losing her mind, laughing... Vlad continues to pound her not stopping. “AAAAHHHHH, I'M CUMMIIIIIINNNGGG!!!” Karina squeal as she explode, squirting... Vlad's fucked her through her orgasm making it more sensitive and stimulating until he reached his own peak and release it inside of her womb.

"I'M CUMMING INSIDE OF YOU, SLUT!!!"

"YEEEES PLEASE FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME." Karina said while still overstimulated, and felt a surge of liquid in her womb. "HEHE-HE, I can feel you cum inside of me, it's warm... I want it everyday, i want to be fucked silly by you... Sir.. please, can you please continue using me?" She said while caressing her underbelly that is noticeably bulging due to Vlad's massive load.

"Of course, fucking dumb whore... you are mine now. I'm going to use you whenever I want to." He said while pulling out watching his obscene amount of cum pour out of Karina's now loose pussy.

She smiled, “Yes, I'm a dumb whore, thank you for putting me in my place, Sir. Please keep reminding me with your massive cock...” Karina stares at Vlad with such submissiveness as if she's been bewitched by him...

Vlad left Karina in his study to rest, since she's worn out even with just one session with him. Even if he claims that he'll use her which is the truth, he's not a total scumbag that he will not look out for her well being. He then decided to go to his firing range to let off steam, Karina is a lucky one, he showed mercy to her since she's half drunk when she went to see him...

When he arrived, he was welcomed by a small petite figure rummaging his armory... "What are you doing here?" he said.

A/N: A short update... Oh wait, all my works are short... Anyways, enjoy this short piece.

#kpop smut #smut #kpop fic #itzy smut #aespa smut #karina smut #kpop #red velvet smut #twice smut #(g) idle smut

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after-nine-at-the-oasis · 10 months

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I FINISHED EPISODE ONE!!

AND AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FIRST OF ALL SEBLOS MY BABEYS 😭😭😭😭😭❤️💔💔💔 I'M NOT DOING OKAY, OKAY??

Also 😭😭 Miss you Seb, Big Red, EJ, and Nini :'(( <3333

Excited to see at least some of you again soon though xd

Lowkey Mike is slaying this season :D so far anyway lol

He's just funny 🥰 xD

Anyway slay new hair Miss Jenn :))

And AAHHHH Rina are so cute oh my GOSH don't even talk to me :D LIKE THOSE FLASHBACKS???! AND IN EPISODE ONE TOO!!?!

I love them so much your honor 🥰🥰 also they are so silly <33 my little babeys

Yeeeah I forgot for a few seconds that Gina's mom is kinda intense lol, from what we've been told. And now we're seeing it xd. I get the need to focus for your Junior year since it's an important year and all but :( I hope you don't take too much of that pressure onto yourself Gina D: remember to have fun :) <3

LOL y'all I love Emmy so far xD she's amazing

Ashlyn and Maddox 👀 hm. Interesting 👀

I'm just gonna say what I said in the tags of my other post: everyone in that room (Kourtney's) was gay

I was joking about Kourtney's obsession with Dani but like xD y'all come on. Also Carlos WHAT was that sir LOL

Oh and by the way Carlos saying he respects the feud from a reality show plotline perspective is KILLING ME!! XDD! Like, killing me in a sending me way, but also killing me in a stabbing me through the heart way :')

Also since when couldn't Seb have social media 😭 xD but also also. Carlos lol. Go visit him xD. You know where he lives LOL

And! I'm totally not stressed about Kourtney with Dani asking about Ricky :'))) Not at all :')) XDD lol. This is gonna be stressful and wild <33 xD

Anyway, I find the director vs director thing kinda funny because like. They probably took over some rooms when they started filming at East High as well xDD. But anyway lol GO MISS JENN!! Rooting for her in that <33

And AYYYY THE OGS ARE BACK!!! AAAAHHHHH I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH :DDD!! Actor-characters and characters lol. Also them all clapping at Ryan having twins on the way xD. ALSO RYAN HAVING TWINS ON THE WAY?!?!! CONGRATS DUDE LOL!! AND AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH OF COURSE THE ICONIC CANON GAY RYAN REVEAL!!!! :'DDDD!! AND RANDOM PENTATONIX CAMEO LOL!

Anyway I love them thank you :') xD

And AAAHHHHH MY BABEYS ARE BEING BACKGROUND ACTORS :DDD!! WELL FEATURED EXTRAS :DDD!! I'M SO HAPPY FOR THEM 🥰🥰🥰❤️🥳!! They living the Miss Jenn life :). XD!

I love the security guy xDD those bits were amazing lol

Oh and Ricky asking his dad if he's threatened by Mack is HILARIOUS LOL. And speaking of Mack, GET AWAY FROM GINA!! Also poor girl loving him and him being rude :((. Still though hopefully she gets a few good experiences with him, besides him like flirting with him or something lol :).

Okay I know that there's a 99% chance they'll be fine but I am genuinely worried about Seblos xd. I'm still dealing with the disappointment that Joe's not in every episode and you expect me to make it through this?? And I know we get Over Again but like also. We get Over Again xdd. It's not the most NON CONCERNING song y'all xD. Still though, while I love the angst, I really hope this doesn't last long 😬. Well like, too long - because it would kill me, and because I deserve Seblos together content lol.

Also there were so many amazing moments throughout that I didn't mention but TRUST ME I loved all of them, and I'm looking forward to where the storylines go :D!!

And lastly, THE SONGS WERE SO GOOD!! I know we didn't get too many but they were so great y'all :D. Amazing 🥰🥰. Also Ricky and Gina are amazing at making songs <33. My lovelies :p 🥰❤️❤️. That song was so cute 😭❤️❤️🥰 :D. I love them so much :)). And Dani slayed her song too!! Anyway, yeah, they were all great :)).

But yeah, I love them all so much 🥰🥰🥳❤️❤️😭 (good crying) <3333!!

Y'all this is already starting out good :)) I am SO EXCITED for this entire season :DD!!

NOW ON TO EPISODE TWO!!!

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tiny-katara · 2 years

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hi cilla!!! don’t mind me just sliding into the asks to tell you that you are super cool & we are so blessed to have you in the zk community so salt about kataang all day long bc we are here for it!!! (at least i’m definitely here for it i love your anti kataang takes bc they are straight FACTS).

anyway don’t let asshole kataangers get you down lovely, you’re just as entitled to your opinion (and also like… the truth lmfao) as they are. if they can’t scroll past properly tagged shit, that’s on them.

ily & hope you have a wonderful day!!!

aaaahhhhh hii!!! i don't think i will ever mind you sliding into my asks or adding onto my posts. your thoughts are always appreciated!

i am so glad to hear you say that bc i really do love being here it's so lovely. zk is one of the best communities i've observed in my time online and everyone is so nice??? i am shocked by how kind everyone here is to me!

kata*ng salt is a decent portion of what fuels me and helped me move on from my last relationship and realize that it was a bit of a "yikes" haha. i feel much more at ease with myself now that there isn't a man (boy really) that is afraid of my passionate and somewhat abrasive energy trying to calm me down just bc it's inconvenient for him. i will definitely be able to ignore those nasty kata*ngers with a lot more confidence now too as they are quite literally going out of their way to be rude about a show that ended in their favor years ago lol.

thank you so much for all the kind words you've sent me tho. i cannot express how much i appreciate it. also! unrelated, but the "you just wanna fuck zuko" argument pissed me off so much and your reply to it was just brilliant. i am on the ace spectrum myself (demi to be specific) and it's just so annoying to hear that argument as to be quite honest i'm not really looking to fuck anyone, much less a fictional, underage boy lol.

thanks again!!! 💙

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ittyybittybaker · 1 year

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Hi!!! We're mutuals and I just wanna say I love reading your thoughts in the tags. Uhhhh that's all! I hope you have a great day! -🥰

aaaahhhhh thank you so much!!! i truly forget that other people can read them so anytime someone talks about my tag rambles it has me all shocked pikachu tbh

i just have a lot to say but usually it's not anything i think would truly ~add to a post so in the tags it goes !! they're mostly just for me so i don't forget how a thing makes me feel or a funny idea. and i'm not a good enough writer to write an actual fleshed out fic so writing little overviews and ideas and blurbs in the tags has been a really fun way for me to get those ideas out if that makes sense? like i don't really write scenes or dialogue but i can FOR SURE do a quick little funny outline of a situation!!! or a teeny tiny little scene that would honestly be silly to post anywhere else !!! or even just rambles about kevin's days fragile psyche, poor guy

but maybe now that i'm ~aware that people read my tag rambles i'll actually double check my spelling and grammar lol

but also if you ever wanna post my tags on a rb you're more than welcome!!! just tag me in it lmao

i also love when people put <prev tags !!! it's so fun for me when people actually like my silly little ramblings!!! i'm also down to talk about literally anything ever so send me a message if you ever wanna chat !!! anon or not i love making friends!!!

thank you again for brightening up my morning!! i hope you have a great day!!!!

#this really made me so happy !!!!!#this was the first thing i saw when i woke up and i'm smiling so big y'all have no idea #like when i say i don't expect people to read my tags that's not a humblebrag #sometimes i even forget what i wrote so if someone puts '< prev tags' i have to go back and read what unhinged thing i wrote this time #i truly do not remember !!!#i might go back and tag my rambles as 'tag rambles' when i have time so i can keep track of them better tho #that way they won't end up lost in the void of this 13 YEAR OLD BLOG #... how did this also turn into a tag ramble i am a parody of myself 🤪✌🏼#god i really am a verbose motherfucker huh #i will NEVER get to the point and that's a promise 🫡#ANYWAY thank you again anon you made me so happy!!!#tag rambles #ask #anon

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mj-skyair-star · 1 year

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█🕹️👾🎮Chapter 6: Before To Now░▒▓█

March 29th, 2036, Saturday morning, 4:33 a.m (Oscar's P.O.V Flashback) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Comfortably, I was sleeping, dreaming about getting an award from the ANZAC army and my dad being present for me, proud of me! I was in tears when I saw him again. It has been so long, and the place is stunning! It felt like I was in heaven, surrounded by soldiers who defend our country and defend others that are in need of our allyship. The most enjoyable part for me was a hug from dad as he told me how proud he was of me for making it this far. There has never been a better feeling than this, to have this moment with him again. It was almost real.

Everything was amazing.

RING! RING! RING!

Until I got disturbed by a certain noise.

RING! RING! RING!

I was so startled that I fell off my bed along with my dark blue blanket. I panicked at the random thought that someone was trying to kidnap me. I immediately stood up, freaked out from being blinded by my own blanket, and totally didn't run around like a mad man...

"AAAAHHHHH! I'M SORRY! WHATEVER IT IS I'VE DONE! I PROMISE, I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!" ... For a few minutes of pondering what the hell is going on. It turns out that noise was coming from my phone, ringing SO DAMN LOUDLY!! And I realised that I had a blanket on me, not a sack... "Oh, my-" I took it off and placed it on the bed carelessly. I felt a bit upset that this had happened and the fact that my dream had been ruined. My back hurts a bit since the floor is hardwood, but not enough to break my back completely, luckily. I looked over at my phone that was sitting on the bedside table, charging. "Who's calling me?" I scoffed indignantly.

"My ringtone must have been on high volume again... Get fucked by the phone once again! Ugh! This is my third time forgetting to adjust the volume!" I took the phone with the dark blue case to see who the hell was calling AT THIS TIME! Once the phone has been turned over, the screen shows a picture of me and my crus- FRIEND! At the front of the laser tag entrance.

We had one arm around each other's shoulders like best friends. (We are friends, except... I have feelings for her... I don't know if she likes me back that way... that's why I said friends, and yes, you caught me out for calling her my crush.) That photo was taken a year ago for my 12th birthday. We were at an arcade if you couldn't guess where, and Laser Tag is my favourite gaming area. That's where we snapped a photo together.

Okay, back to the real story here. Her name was shown on the screen with love hearts on each side of her name, above the picture, of course. As I stared at it, anger drained away for perplexity to take over before I looked at the time.

"Four-thirty-three am!? Why is Airis calling me that early!?" I exclaimed at the unexpected.

The only person I anticipated most was my awful AND infuriating cousin. He's a massive jerk and would ring me in the middle of the night, EVERY NIGHT on purpose! To get me on his nerve-! Wait- I haven't heard him call this time... Huh? Strange... Why do I even care? Airis is calling me for God's sake!

I answered it because I wanted to hear her explanation of why the hell she was calling me. Yeah, I'm a tad mad at her for waking me up. Although calling me this early isn't something she normally does, and all of this is giving me a sense of unease. A feeling that something unpleasant has happened to her.

***

I hung up my phone after our interesting conversation about Airis' dog barking from ages ago, her mum's garden has been destroyed (along with finding weird footprints and a piece of metal), her family has gone missing, the neighbours are not answering, I couldn't say bullshit, and somehow, triple zero doesn't exist in the contact??? Strange... And of course, I believe every word she says, even if it sounds crazy!

Right now I'm rushing to get ready.

My closet is where I get the clothes that I'll be wearing today. I grab out a white shirt, brown camping jacket, blue shorts and a pair of white mid-calf socks. The shoes are at the front door of the house, so I'll put them on after I tell my mum and... stepdad about what happened.

Leaving my room, I headed to my parents' room and knocked on their door.

Knock, knock, knock.

"Mum? Byron? I'm sorry for disrupting your sleep. This morning, Airis called me- and I know it's early, but! It's an emergency, and we need to be there ASAP!.." I called out and waited for at least my mum to answer, hopefully, it is my mum... OK? Nothing happened… I knocked again, louder this time. "Mum?" ... Feeling nervous, my hand reached for the doorknob until it made contact with it... turning it... I entered... "Huh??" ... They're not there? Stay calm.

I think my sisters know where they are.

With a simple shrug, I left the room to head to Hayley and Holly's room.

As soon as I got there, I knocked on their bedroom door.

Knock, knock, knock.

"Hayley? Holly? Has mum or Byron said anything that they went off somewhere?" I waited for a bit...

Neither of them answered the door.

Knock, knock, knock.

"Hello!?" Ok, that's it.

I burst into the room only to discover that my twin sisters weren't there either. My entire body grew numb while my ocean blue eyes grew wide, and my head felt dizzy from the shock I was experiencing. Now my cool has been taken over by fear. I can fully understand Airis' perspective... That is until I remembered something.

"Celven!" I ran to the baby's room (speed walked) and checked his cradle- HE'S NOT HERE! OH, MY GOD!- MY BROTHER IS MISSING!

"... No... NO!" I clench my blonde hair tightly, stressing out at the fact that I'm in the same situation AS Airis!!

My knees tumbled on the floor in the middle of the room.

"GOD, WHY!? WHY DID YOU TAKE MY FAMILY!? WHY WOULD YOU TAKE BYRON!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!" I couldn't believe that all of this was real.

Exactly like yesterday night when I was at my nana, Polly's place (mum's side.)

She's... A Christian old lady (not that I have a problem with Christians in general. The only time I will have a problem with Christians is if they did something really wrong. My nana would be an example- You'll see what I mean). She is aware that I'm an atheist, which somehow made her think that I'm a 'sinner for not believing in God and Jesus.'

If I was staying at her house for a week or longer, she would make me pray, and take me to church. I would also be forced to read the Bible for some lessons in the word of the Bible and watch some Christian movies with her. Basically, it was all about what she wanted. That's the problem I have with her. I have no freedom when it comes to staying with Nana Polly, and oh yeah, my younger sisters were forced as well.-

Oops, Sidetrack!

So, about her plan... Her plan may have gone astray... as usual.

Seeing that God can take every good person and Christian, including all children of all ages across the entire globe. That movie terrified me! Despite the fact that it was only a movie, however, I couldn't help it! Leaving the bad people and non-religious on Earth to suffer the chaos, ‘just to go home’?! That's just... A lot! I was afraid of the chaos! Everyone turned completely nuts!

Nan, I know you 'care' about me and my sisters but... UGH!.. You're getting very annoying and you got me scared of that movie!

Now I'm not saying that 'all Christian force people' if that's what you're thinking. Some may be more respectful than you think.

I told a friend (that I made at a church that nana attends) about it and he completely understands me! He agrees that my nan shouldn't be forcing me or my twins to believe in something that she believes in, unless you want to, without force, meaning, if she didn't abu- force us to, then maybe things could have turned out a lot differently... Still wouldn't be interested.

All of this was kept a secret for about two years so no one else in the church knows or even outside of it.

... Anyway, enough talking about that, because I'll ramble too much about my tra- experience!

After taking a couple of breaths, I felt a lot calmer now.

Even if I did take the film way too seriously in a freak-out manner, I still have to meet Airis at the church (not that I was suddenly convinced to pray or worship God and Jesus because of the movie- Just ignore my continued ramble).

I left Celven's room and began to gather some things that I needed before I headed out, just to get on with packing. I hurried to a closet (located right next to the garage) then I hurried to the kitchen to get my drink bottle (that had water) from the fridge before heading off to other locations like some chips, my game boy (a gift from my dad), my phone and a first aid kit.

By the time everything was ready, I zipped the bag and placed it on my back. I also took my yellow cricket bat and skateboard with me before I put on my shoes.

As soon as I left the house, I used my house keys to lock the front, grey-painted door, and off I go.

***

I arrived at the church to see Airis and her dog, Winter, there. We had a short chat until we left the building to head to Airis' place so we could ask someone for help in the bright morning.

That's not exactly what we expected since today is supposed to be a hangout day at my house. The problem boils down to a major one instead.

While we were skating to her place, the wheel of my skateboard got shot by some laser out of nowhere! Causing me to fall and scratch my knee... Ah, the agony! After she nursed my knee, we ended up walking to her place since there was nothing we could do about my skateboard, and yes, I'm still upset about it. Speaking of that... Admittedly I felt flustered about her suggestion of travelling on the same skateboard together (her one)... Hmm... What's there to be embarrassed about? It's just a ride... Well, it was too late to change options, besides, I don't want Airis to feel uncomfortable if she really is uncomfortable. That's why we stuck with walking.

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A few moments later, I felt like we'd been followed, just when we heard something in the bushes. It took some convincing for Airis to allow me to check the bushland. Yes, it worked. However, she only allowed me to go if I took Winter with me, and of course, I said yes for the sake of not dealing with her stubbornness.

From my point of view: Me and Winter were out in the forest. Looking around for animal/s that may be injured, though we did not see anything nor hear any more rattling from the bushes.

"There's nothing there. Maybe it got away?"

Bark! Bark!

"Huh?" I looked over at Winter who was jumping to get my attention.

I raised an eyebrow at him curiously and headed up to him to see what he had found.

"What's up, Snowdog?" I asked. The husky stopped jumping and pointed his snout further down into the dense forest. I'm not actually afraid. I'm familiar with nature because I go camping almost every year. "Did you sniff somethi-?" Before I could finish, the fluffy dog ran off. "W-Wait! Winter!" I called out to him as I ran after him.

Airis will kill me if I let something disastrous happen to him! I'm not exaggerating, she will!

Whatever it is, I know Winter is trying to show or tell me something.

We delved really fast, deeper into the forest.

Pushing the grimy green leaves out of the way, pushing the annoying branches out of the way as well and jumping over the roots until I found him.

He was sniffing the ground and... growling at it??? I'm clearly dumbfounded by this.

"Why is he growling at the dirt???" It doesn't make sense.

I approached him once again, completely baffled.

"Dude, why are you growling at the dirt?" All he did was stare at me without showing any emotion but soon reverted back to being all riled up and growled back at it even more. Whoa! I've never seen him act like this before. "Winter stop! Stop!" I grabbed his slightly dirty leash (that's been dragging around for a while) and pulled him away (without hurting him). Now that I had done it, I had the chance to gaze down at the ground to see what could possibly make Winter an-... gry... "What the-" There are prints on the ground that oddly resemble the one that Airis showed me... Curiosity grew in me, much stronger than before. I decided to do a bit of investigating. I kneeled down and examined it more closely while getting my phone out of my pocket. After I got it out and unlocked the password, I hopped on Messenger to look at the photo that Airis sent. A sudden gasp escapes my lip- IT'S THE SAME PRINT AS THE PHOTO!! "No way..!" I muttered out loud as the realisation struck me... This thing was at Airis' house... This thing was following us... This mysterious print belongs to that thing and it leads down to...

My blue eyes follow where it's going...

"Oh no...-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Awro!?

"AIRIS!" Winter began barking mad! Since I still held the leash in my hand he managed to make me follow him to where Airis is- A HELL OF A LOT OF MIGHT AND SPEED!

"SHIIIT! Whatever it is, it's no good! And I left her alone by herself! WHAT WAS I THINKING!? I should've listened to her stubbornness!"

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We arrived and stopped behind one of the bushes to look over to see- OH MY GOD!

"IS THAT 'THE SLAYERS'!? FROM 'WAR OF TIME'?!" I haven't played that in a while... Wait- Am I dreaming??? Using my pointer finger and thumb, I pinched my arm really hard.

"Ow!" I hissed quietly at the pain...

"Not a dream!?" No way... THIS IS REAL!?!?

"That's not... possible..." I looked down at Winter, astounded, however, he was about to charge at them. Using the leash, I held him down. "Winter! Don't charge at them! I know you're protective of Airis, but it's not the right time!" I whisper-shouted at him who gave me a rage whimper.

My head then turned back toward Airis and TS.

I'm fully aware that 'The Slayers' are bad news, I mean, incredibly bad. I could tell that they were talking. I don't know what, obviously. All I know is the eight-point or seven-foot-tall chubby bot, Drillbit, is holding Airis hostage, facing Slaytrap. Damn, Airis can't even touch the ground because of Drillbit's height. Speaking of Airis, she's petrified as hell.

While I spy, Airis looked away from the leader, but Slaytrap wasn't happy about that, so he cupped her cheeks and forcefully made her look at him. THAT made my temper flare up. I swear, if he makes her cry, I'll be determined to end him.

Whatever the hell TS wants, I'm not letting any of them lay a single hair on her!

"Don't worry, Iris. We're not leaving without you. I'll find a way to get you out of there," I began to brainstorm rapidly about how I'm gonna get Airis out of Drillbit's grip... Looking around while thinking intently, I saw my bat right in front of us... Looking back at them... then at the bat...

I think I have the unthinkable idea that Airis will say for sure that I'm insane.

I can't just sit around watching all of that crap all day. Very carefully and quietly as possible (so the bush doesn't blow my cover) I crawled up to my cricket bat, grasped it and crawled back into the bush again. During my examination, Winter let out a curious yelp about what I was doing/thinking.

"I have a plan. Once I let go of your leash, you distract everyone while I throw the bat at the fat robot over there,"- I pointed at Drillbit for two seconds- "When it hits him. He'll release Airis, I'll grab her so she can run along with me, and that's when we escape. Sounds good?" ... Wait a minute- How did I just realise this? I'm literally talking to a dog... Ok? Anyways. Winter was completely unsure about it (so dogs can understand English... alright?) The fluffy Siberian husky tilted his head as he showed 'I have a bad feeling about this.' "Clearly, you can't speak English, and I don't think you can think of a plan for this type of situation, can you?" He knows I'm right. I glance back at the group, holding my bat tightly. "On three, I'll let you go... one..." As I started counting, Winter prepared his position. "Two..." I was ready. " Three!" I let go of the light blue leash.

Winter ran out and ran towards them, barking like an aggressive coyote. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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tlcwrites · 3 years

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By A Nose

Submission for Writer Wednesday 5/12

Summary: If you're going to talk the talk, you better be able to walk the walk. Or, proof Poe Dameron is a terrible loser.

Word Count: 1528

Tags/Warnings: Poe Dameron x Reader, Modern AU. Implied smut but mostly in passing. Some bad words. Poorly edited because as usual I finished this at like 11 and my kids get up at 5 so I need to go to sleep.

Author’s Note: THREE FICS IN A WEEK WHO AM I?

Okay, so I cannot be the only one who saw the photo for this week's Writer Wednesday (thank you once more for hosting, @autumnleaves1991-blog!) and went the direction I did. If I am the only one, well, just further proof my brain is certifiable. Make sure you comment on when you figure out where this fic takes place.

There will also be an accompanying headcanon coming for this probably tomorrow, because there was SO much material I wanted to use but couldn't make fit. Thank you @paper-n-ashes for brainstorming with me and being the best hype-woman ever.

“AAAAHHHHH.”

“WE’RE GONNA DIE.”

“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!”

“FINN!!” You smack him. “There are small children here!”

But he’s too busy screaming to pay attention.

On the other side of you, Kaydel looks decidedly green. She lets out a pained moan as your vehicle makes a particularly hard turn. “I’ve got a bad feeling about this…”

You pat her knee as you fly through a kitchy town. “Hang in there, honey. It’s almost over.”

The village elder’s well wishes still ringing in your ears, you pull up next to another idling transport. From the driver’s seat, your boyfriend winks at you.

“You’re going down, Dameron!” you holler at him.

He makes the universal ‘I’m watching you’ gesture. “Eat my dust, losers!”

Finn yells back something that has you smacking him again, shooting an apologetic glance to the second row of Poe’s transport, where Snap and Karé are sitting with their daughter Nora. Snap’s hands fly to cover Nora’s ears while Karé laughs heartily.

Next to Poe, Rey holds her thumb and forefinger up to her forehead in an ‘L’ shape. “Second place is the first to lose!”

Before any more trash talking can occur, you see a flash of red out of the corner of your eye and then both vehicles take off, bursting out of the dark into blinding sunlight.

You both fly over the rusty terrain, neck and neck as you navigate under rocky overpasses and around hairpin turns. From the second row of your car, you can hear Maz lobbing profanities at Chewie in the other ride. He’s yelling back in his native tongue (which you still only understand half of). Beside Maz, Leia and Han are both laughing like kids.

A shriek of joy erupts from you as you fly over a series of hills, the momentary weightlessness thrilling. Finn has both hands in the air, while Kaydel grips the safety handle with white knuckles.

Finally, you come out of a turn to see a sharp drop. You look to Poe, who grins back at you, his vehicle slightly ahead of yours. Damnit, you HATE losing to him. He’s the worst winner.

At the last moment, your ride leaps ahead, crossing under the checkered banner by a nose. The passengers of your car cheer and high-five in victory, while Poe’s passengers groan in good-natured defeat.

As you roll through the red-lit cavern, you laugh as you catch sight of Poe’s face. He’s a terrible winner, but he’s an even worse loser. Even if his loss comes at the hands of an algorithm.

Anthropomorphic cars wave you off as both vehicles enter the unloading zone. On the other side of the platform, Chewie is lifting Rey out of the front seat as she pretends to collapse in agonized failure, her laughter completely destroying the illusion. You accept Finn’s hand as he helps you up, both of you turning to support Kaydel as she crawls out of the car.

A ride attendant watches her warily. “Does she need assistance?” he asks Han.

Han waves him off, wrapping an arm around his wife’s shoulders as Maz and Chewie beeline for the ride photos. “She’ll be fine. No protein spills here.” At the cast member’s astonished look, the charming rogue gives his trademark grin. “Ain’t my first rodeo, kid.” As he and Leia stroll past you towards the exit, he catches your eye and winks. “That, and they haven’t changed the lingo since the 70’s.”

Laughing, you rub Kaydel’s back as Rey swaps places with Finn and helps bracket your green-tinged friend. “Let’s get you some water, yeah?”

Kaydel manages a slight nod, and the three of you make your way towards the exit.

Behind you, you can hear Poe and Finn bickering, as they’re wont to do.

“It’s a ride, dude,” Finn is saying, the exasperation clear in his tone.

“It’s physics, dude,” Poe shoots back. “There’s NO way the car on the outside of the turn would be able to finish first.”

Worst. Loser. Ever.

Your rag-tag alliance eventually makes it out of the exit tunnel. Ben’s waiting across the walkway, those ridiculously long arms crossed over his chest as he leans against the guard rail and steadily ignores whatever Armitage is ranting about.

On the bench next to them, Rose perks up, a smirk crossing her pretty face as she sees Poe’s expression. “Well, I don’t need to ask who won.”

“Don’t wanna talk about it,” the most-competitive-pilot-in-the-galaxy grumbles back, adjusting his backpack. You help Kaydel to a bench, where she quickly curls up.

Rey rolls her eyes as she forces her way into the circle of Ben’s arms. “It’s not like any of us could have actually controlled the outcome, you noodle.”

“Not without some kind of magic,” Ben intones dryly, resting his chin on his girlfriend’s head.

“How cool would that be, though?” Rey’s getting her Down-The-Wormhole-We-Go eyes. You and Rose exchange a Look™️ as she starts gesturing wildly with her hands. “Like, imagine if you could just look at something like rocks and, like, make them fly. Or make someone do whatever you wanted them to do. OH!” She looks up at Ben with a slightly manic expression. “Lightning bolts from your fingers!!”

Well-used to these kinds of rambles, Ben gently captures her hands and wraps her into a hug that doubles as a straight jacket. “No more SyFy channel before bed.”

Rose slides her arms around her husband as Finn joins her on the bench. “Did you behave?”

Nora, in all her 6-year-old innocence, giggles. “Mr Finn said a whole lot of swear-jar words.” She casts a critical eye on the young man. “You probably said enough you could buy an Elsa doll.” The ‘for me’ is unsaid, but implied.

Karé rapidly turns her laugh into a cough.

Finn glances down at his wife as Rose smacks him upside the head. “Hey! That tractor thing is terrifying. And Maz said WAY more than I did!”

“Age before beauty, Finnigan,” Maz says haughtily, waving off Finn’s ‘m'name’s not Finnigan, damn it’.

Giggling, you tune out the ridiculousness that is your found family and turn your attention to your still-sulking boy toy. “You know,” you murmur, wrapping your arms around his waist, “you make that face for long enough and it’ll stick that way.”

He huffs. “This is just how my face looks.”

“Uh huh.” Considering yourself quite the expert in his face, having spent countless hours studying every crease and line until you could have drawn him blindfolded, you call bullshit, but say nothing further.

“It is,” he insists.

“Okay,” you agree.

The King of Sarcasm narrows his eyes. “You’re doing that thing.”

You widen your eyes innocently. “What thing?”

“That thing where it sounds like you’re agreeing with me but you’re really telling me I’m a dumbass.”

“What?!” You bring your hand to your chest. “Moi?! I would never.”

He huffs again, but you can see the hint of a smirk starting to break though.

“C’mon, First Runner Up,” you tease. “No sulking in Disneyland. Let me buy you a drink at Trader Sam’s, and then we can sneak off to the Haunted Mansion and make out like teenagers in our Doom Buggy.”

He tilts his head, considering it.

“Or-“ You brush an inky curl off his forehead and stand on your toes until your lips are just about caressing his ear and whisper, “-we could get back in line right now and go again.”

Even before you’ve finished speaking, Poe’s grabbing your hand and hauling you back towards the entrance, tossing a “See you jerks later!” as he pulls you under the Radiator Springs Racers sign. Their laughter echos behind you as he leads the way through the mostly empty line (thank goodness for parade lulls).

As you wait in the queue, only a few dozen people stand between Poe and his (re)shot at victory. You see that competitive gleam in his eyes start to come alive again.

“Hey.” You tug on his tee shirt until he looks at you. “If our car doesn’t win, tonight I’ll do That Thing you love.”

“Babe.” The look he gives you is one of pure torture. “You are killing me here.” He really loves to win. But he really, really loves That Thing. “What about when we come in first?”

You shrug demurely. “Then you wear Those Pants™️ tomorrow.”

Hm. Poe’s always been quick to calculate his odds, and this is quickly turning into a win/win situation. If you lose, he gets That Thing. But Those Pants™️ turn you about feral, and when you’re in that kind of mood- let’s just say Poe still has the scars on his shoulders to prove it.

“Are those terms acceptable, Flight Commander Dameron?” You smile sweetly up at him.

His licentious grin says it all. “Hell yeah.”

For the record, your car does lose a second time. And the next morning, Poe hardly has Those Pants over his ass when you’re ripping them back down his legs and shoving him backwards onto the bed.

Oh, yeah, he thinks to himself. This is better than any dumb kid’s ride.

…doesn’t mean he’s not going to ride it as many times as it takes to win.

A/N: I almost titled this “Tell me you have children without saying you have children”. I am so fucking sick of ‘Lining McQueen’. Yay 4-year-olds.

Thank you for reading; likes and reblogs feed my soul.

#writer wednesday #poe dameron x reader #poe dameron fic #poe dameron fanfiction #poe dameron x gender neutral reader #poe dameron imagine #poe dameron fluff #poe dameron #hot space droid dad #my writing #modern au #star wars fanfiction #star wars fanfic #poe dameron fanfic

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six-of-ravens · 3 years

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mid-year book freakout

tagged by @bigcats-birds-and-books, thank you!!!!!

Best Book You’ve Read So Far in 2021? Tough choice but I think it’s A Dark and Hollow Star by Ashley Shuttleworth! Or The Scapegracers by Hannah Abgail Clarke... it’s a good year for YA urban fantasy!

Best Sequel You’ve Read So Far in 2021? A tie between A Closed and Common Orbit and Record of a Spaceborn Few by Becky Chambers! I feel like I didn’t really “get” her writing when I read The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet, but now that I do I love every Wayfarers book more than the last.

New Release You Haven’t Read Yet, But Want To? Aaaahhhhh so many! Mister Impossible by Maggie Stiefvater is the first to come to mind, but there are a TON of June releases on my library holds that just haven’t come up yet.

Most Anticipated Release For Second Half of 2021? VERY excited for A Lesson in Vengeance by Victoria Lee!!

Biggest Disappointment? Plain Bad Heroines by Emily M. Danforth. It just didn’t click with me, and I found the writing style annoying (how many times can one say “dear reader,” seriously? also footnotes annoy me if an author doesn’t use them very carefully, either for necessary information or actual funny jokes. using the to point out your own clever wordplay is *eyeroll*). The whole movie thing could have gone MUCH harder into horror, it felt just kinda gimmicky and half-assed. We get the super intense historical plot with the headmistress/teacher slowly going mad, but with the modern-day stuff it was like “haha this is totally just the film crew playing tricks!! OR IS IT??? Lol no it totally is don’t worry.”

Biggest Surprise? I think The Best Science Fiction and Fantasy of the Year (Volume Ten). Rented it from the library just to read Tamsyn Muir’s story, but figured I’d skim the rest to see if there was anything I liked since I thought it’d be all “serious hard SFF” stuff that doesn’t interest me, but I actually loved all but one of the stories (and that one was good, it just had some fucked up alien sex lmao).

Favorite New Author? Cannot possibly pick just one cause I’ve read some GOOD BOOKS lately. I’ll say Ashley Shuttleworth, Krystal Sutherland, Hannah Abigail Clarke, and Robin McKinley.

Newest Fiction Crush? Alecto/Nausicaa from A Dark and Hollow Star OTL

Newest Favorite Character? again, Alecto/Nausicaa from A Dark and Hollow Star. I love a fast-talking asshole who’s good with knives...

Book That Made You Cry? Didn’t expect Record of a Spaceborn Few to punch me in the feels like that. Also, Radio Silence by Alice Oseman didn’t have to go that hard...

Book That Made You Happy? Spindle’s End by Robin McKinley was thoroughly delightful

Favorite Book Adaption You Saw This Year? Shadow and Bone! They did SUCH a good job with the show!!

Favorite Review You’ve Written This Year? Oh boy I don’t think I’ve written any actual reviews? I made a half-coherent late-night post on the book blog about how The Scapegracers was everything I’ve ever wanted in a piece of teen witch media, like all the tropes were So Right, and I think that still stands, at least.

Most Beautiful Book You Bought So Far This Year? I haven’t received it yet, but the cover for Persephone Station by Stina Leicht is gorgeous!

What Books Do You Need To Read By The End of The Year? For my new year’s goals: The Riddle, The Crow, and The Signing by Alison Croggon; The Fall of the Kings by Ellen Kushner; Souless and Changeless by Gail Carriger; The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch; and The Anatomy of Curiosity by Maggie Stiefvater, Tessa Gratton, and Brenna Yovanoff. For my personal sanity though, I’d like to finish/catch up on some of the half-read series lurking on my shelves, ie.: The Illuminae Files, the Strange the Dreamer duology, The Book of Dust series, and the Lady Helen trilogy. And then there’s the endless stream of library holds...

Not sure who’s done this or not, so tagging anyone who wants to!

#thanks for the tag!!

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problematic-nova · 3 years

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I was tagged by @therealsaintscully. Tysm!!! Let's type this up before I go to bed:

Name: Ranowa

Fandoms: You can see how I've fandom jumped over the years from obsession to obession. Right now, my obsession is Sherlock <3

Where you post: AO3

Most popular multi-chapter fic: The Deafening Sound of Silence

Favourite story you’ve written so far: Eight Minutes. You know that one fic where you were hit with inspiration enough that you just sat down and wrote the entire thing in one sitting? Took canon out back and shot it to give your characters their deserved happy ending? Mmm.

Fic you were nervous to post: This Would Make You Happy?

How you choose your titles: hahahhhh there are two ways my titles get chosen. Either I kept hit by a stroke of brilliance in the planning stages and get all giddy and proud of myself, or I write the entire fic, proofread and edit the entire fic, open up the New Post tab, tag it... then sit there staring at the title box until 3AM, when I at last title it in desparation for just wanting to sleep. I imagine it's usually pretty clear which ones of my titles are which!

Do you outline: nnnnot really. I will write out a timeline of events if it's especially complicated, like The Deafening Sound of Silence or This Would Make You Happy?, but that's about it. Despite the fact that I know it improves my writing when I do in-depth outlines, fics tend to spring to life fully-formed in my head, so making myself do that extra step is a struggle! xD

Complete: 27, for Sherlock.

In progress: 2? 3?

Coming soon/not yet started: 2/3, same as above. I tend to start writing pretty quickly after getting an idea :)

Do you accept prompts: Sure! I can't promise I'll fulfill it, but I'll at least give it a look!

Upcoming story you are most excited to write: Because of how I write things, that answer will always be "whatever I'm currently writing at the moment!" Which, tonight, is the fic my friends know as Stabby Sherlock :]

Upcoming story you are most excited about: aaaahhhhh a tough one! I usually wait until fics are done to binge read them... I saw @discordantwords just finished up Borrowed Ghosts, and that one is definitely high on my list as soon as I get in the right headspace for reading!

as usual I don't know anybody and it's also very late so I'm gonna tag my usuals and peace out for whoever wants to play @paybackraid @the-original-akarri

#sherlock #my fic stuff

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tangerinefluff · 3 years

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before i can freely dive back in on tumblr after being gone for a long time, i just wanted to address some asks i got during my inactivity:

where do I start lmao. so i’m not sure if I understood the asks the way the anons intended to communicate them. could be because of a little language barrier? and im actually having trouble deciphering hate or disrespect because i have almost never in my life been hated or received serious hate in any form (i was THE good girl, on the outside that is, my entire life no one messed with bc i dont really do anything hateful like it’s just not in my nature to respond in that way 😅 anw very besides the point) so you may talk to me again if that’s not what you (anon) intended.

to the first one who said this:

hi! i get ur suggestion but maybe word it differently? bc that was kinda rude. first off, this one (garbage) writing is for you too. second, i appreciate the cute hearts at the end to go with the insult in the beginning 😅 (but also) third, you’re on MY blog. i mean,,, with the first words i agree? LMAO. i apologize i don’t have the best thoughts but no i won’t change things. this is literally my own space and im sharing a little of what’s on my mind and they don’t have to be useful and significant and a WOW moment kind of post to everyone lmao. fourth, you can locate the unfollow/mute button yourself. im not actually sure what writings you meant, if it’s the unrelated or personal posts/asks, or the blog-related shitty posts. and i’m not very tidy with my tags either so i’ll try harder on that! will tag unrelated texts as “garbage.text” and blog-related texts as “hq.text”. fifth, that’s what i keep my following tabs open for actually. i follow a lot of even betterrr blogs with content like mine and esppp amazing artists you should check out yk instead of sending people ask like that..haha. lastly, i hope you don’t go around sending blogs asks like this one and just filter out the stuff you want to consume yourself. let’s be careful with words bestie! (edit: also my blog now is 90% reblogged art so.... why the big issue).

candidate #2 who quoted a tag on my post and said:

aah what i meant there is that i am actually having a hard time remembering.. in general. (cue the victim card script) yes dramatic but i feel like my memory’s deteriorating. can’t remember names of people i just met or friends from a long time. things i just did or the phone i just put down 30 secs ago. conversations and with whom. read somewhere that it could be due to mental health problems. and i cant keep track of all the interactions here so i mess things up sometimes which is why i’m less active. and its not bc my friends here are insignificant!!! lmao. dw i remember, i have my close friends’ UNs and names listed on my notes too :D

yk i wanna bite harder than this bc im a real B on the inside and i wanted to make light of this (somehow funny to me because ik i shouldn’t respond bc it feels like twitter behavior) &&& i wanted to show off my clean record that i haven’t ever been hated before lmao until this moment that is. im just super shocked cause i’m 22 and JUST realizing, oh so this is the dangerous stuff on the internet! like i thought i could’ve avoided them because im.... literally... nice that i’m almost boring here and unproblematic and trying my best and just talking about stuff i like. bestie is not special over here.

to those who have been following me from the first (cringe) days, would know i post reallyyyy randomly. it was more original posts rather than reblogs. and i minimized on that when my following increased. there’s 4.4k amazing people following this blog in just a little over a year. so i toned down the personal stuff right away. honestly got conscious and i didn’t like it because the blog started to feel less like it’s mine. i can’t openly switch to a different content/media or just scream nonsense. i can’t answer personal asks freely. can’t interact with mutuals. then i just decided that i won’t mind anymore. as long as my post isn’t offensive and/or rude, i will post as i wish. i don’t normally engage in hateful posts because it bums me out. like a minute into reading these asks they really upset me then writing my response and letting this sit in the drafts made me think i won’t bother anymore because i could just let the asks get lost into the void and it’s not like i did anything wrong, but i guess i had a little energy today. and yes, will be turning off anon asks from here on out.

i hope this one won’t get dragged out and i’m not expecting any interactions from this because i just wanna talk about stuff i’ve been getting into lately, back to regular programming.. AAAAHHHHH!!! not sure if this will reach the anons (expected they unfollowed because that’s the smart thing to do) but I still wish them a good day/night and a peaceful tumblr experience! (^^)

#garbage.text #hate asks cw #hate (?)/ rude asks #anon asks #please please dont open if reading rude asks makes you uncomfy!

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just-random-obsessions · 4 years

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Funny Moments In Thor The Dark World

Find Thor 1 here

Find Avengers 1 here

This is the second part of me watching all three thor movies and the avengers movie and comparing the humor pre-ragnarok to the humor in the 3rd Thor movie. And, as before, I’m writing this on my computer where the I and U keys don’t work so sorry for any spelling mistakes.

Tag List: @nikkoliferous @fyrecrafted @lokijiro @miskiett @darthxerik @icyxmischief @iamanartichoke @juliabohemian @official-and-unstable-satan @melodylnoelle @just-another-human-2019 @fandomsfanfiction @mentallydatingahotcelebrity @cateyes315 @burningarbiterheart @imnotacreepijustlikeyou @usedtobegoodfriend96 @alexakeyloveloki

Official-and-unstable-satan and fandomsfanfiction weren’t tagged sry

Anyone who wants to be added/removed to the tag list please let me know! and if I missed someone please also let me know. Sorry this post is so long

~ “Hello Mother. Have I made you proud?”

~ “Please don’t make things worse” “Define worse”

~ “I really don’t see what all the fuss is about”

~ “Just like you”

~ *That smile!!!!*

~ “I’ve got this completely under control!” “Is that why everything’s on fire?”

~ *About the Scary MonsterTM: “All yours”

~ *Thor says hi to the Big Scary MonsterTM*

~ “I accept your surrender”

~ “Anyone else?” *All the people simultaneously: NOPE*

~ “Perhaps next time we should START with the big one”

~ *Odin obviously shipping Thor and Jane* (idk I got a kick out of this)

~ *Jane awkwardly avoiding her date*

~ *Date: hi*

~ *Him awkwardly talking about his ex*

~ “And the fact that she kept sleeping with other men” “NO!”

~ *Darcy being mistaken for a waitress*

~ *Darcy mouthing “Cute” to Jane about Richard*

~ *Darcy embarrassing Jane by talking about Thor*

~ “Is there a point to all of this cause there REALLY needs to be a point to all of this”

~ “That’s what I said!”

~ “That’s what I did!”

~ “He’s not interested” “I’m interested” (Am I the only one who feels like his awkwardness was actually kinda cute?)

~ “He’s my intern.” “You have an intern?”

~ *Intern is fucking adorable like Richard*

~ “I have totally mastered driving in London!” *Has not mastered it at all*

~ *Selvig running around Stonehenge naked*

~ *Darcy keeps calling Ian ‘Intern’*

~ *Darcy calls Jane cause she didn’t wanna shout*

~ God I fucking love Darcy she’s so criminally underrated

~ “I am not getting stabbed in the name of science”

~ “It’s okay, we’re Americans!” “Is that supposed to make them like us?”

~ “We’re scientists-well I am” “Thanks”

~ “That doesn’t seem right”

~ “I wanna throw something! Jane give me your shoe!”

~ *Jane ignores Darcy*

~ “Give me your shoe”

~ “Were those the car keys?”

~ *Ian’s face when he realizes he threw the car keys to another planet*

~ *If you have to bury so many people then you’re doing something wrong you hot dumb fuck* (I mean that’s basically what Heimdall said right?)

~ “Typical” *after being left behind while Jane goes to talk to her boyfriend*

~ *Jane! Love of my life and most talented and beautiful person in the world oh how I love yo-SLAP*

~ “As excuses go, its not terrible”

~ “I know” “You do?” “Do what?”

~ *Darcy interrupts the KissTM*

~ “Um I’m pretty sure we are getting arrested”

~ “How’s space?” “Space is fine”

~ “He’s my intern… My intern’s intern”

~ “Holy shit!” (after Jane went up in the Bifrost)

~ *Heimdall calmly dodges the car*

~ “We have to do that again”

~ “Hello”

~ “What’s that?”

~ “It’s a soul forge” *No I’m pretty sure that’s a quantum field generator*

~ *Jane being ready to fight Odin for comparing her to a goat*

~ “You told your dad about me?”

~ “It must be so inconvenient, them asking about me day and night”

~ “Please meet my mother” *Jane shies away from Thor*

~ Loki casually tossing the thingamajig in the air like the cute little shit he is

~ Lord, he’s so damn pretty

~ *Kurse being like: Lol I ain’t touchin’ that boy with a ten foot pole*

~ “It’s as if they resent being in prison”

~ “There’s no pleasing some creatures”

~ *Loki calmly reading a book while all Hel breaks loose*

~ “You have my word that no harm will come to yo-” nvm bitch die

~ *THAT look between Sif and Jane*

~ *Frigga immediately seeing through Odin’s bs lies*

~ *Heimdall: I have defeated the big space ship!! The bigger one behind him: Bitch you thought*

~ “WITCH!!!!” *Now I know who Loki gets his amazing aforementioned smile from*

~ *Selvig using shoes to explain complicated science*

~ *Selvig then using pencils*

~ “Any questions?” “Yeah, can I have my shoe back?”

~ “What’s SHIELD?” “It’s a secret”

~ *Darcy’s cute af face when she sees that Selvig is in the mental hospital*

~ “Are you sure you wouldn’t just rather punch your way out?”

~ *Loki shapeshifting into the guard*

~ “Mmm Brother, you look ravishing”

~ “Costumes a bit much”

~ “So tight!”

~ “I can FEEL the righteousness surging!!”

~ “HEY wanna have a rousing discussion about truth?”

~ “Honor?”

~ “Patriotism?”

~ “GOD BLESS AMERICA!”

~ “At last. A little common sens-”Bitch are you really fucking kidding me? (What do you mean that’s not what he said?)

~ “I thought you liked tricks”

~ “I’m Loki, you may have heard of-” SLAP

~ “That was for New York”

~ “I like her”

~ *Loki gazing lovingly at Jane in the background*

~ “Betray him, and I’ll kill you.” “It’s good to see you too Sif”

~ “If you even think about betraying him-” “You’ll kill me? Evidently there will be a line”

~ “I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.” “I said how hard can it be?”

~ “Whatever your doing brother I suggest you do it faster.” “Shut up Loki

~ “You must’ve missed something.” “I didn’t, I’m pressing every button on this thing”

~ “Well don’t hit it. Just press it, gently.” “I aM pReSsInG iT gEnTlY AND ITS NOT WORKING!!!”

~ *Thor starts slamming buttons and it starts working*

~ *Volstagg: Oh fighting is much fun- OH SHIT IM FALLING!! HELP!!!*

~ “I think you missed a column.” “Shut up”

~ “Why don’t you let me take over? I’m clearly the best pilot”

~ *Bitch I’m the one who can actually fly*

~ “Oh dear. Is she dead?”

~ *Thor knocks over a column* “Not a word”

~ “Now they’re following us”

~ “Now they’re firing at us”

~ “Yes thank you for the commentary Loki, it’s not at all distracting”

~ “Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather”

~ *Seriously, whoever wrote the escape scene is a genius!!!*

~ *Loki yelling at Thor about how thIs was a bad idea you dumb fuck- wait wtf are you doing AAAAHHHHH!!!!1*

~ “You lied to me. I’m impressed”

~ *That smile again snfnejaihfeqrqrsbdsalxdjewonjfeq*

~ “For Asgard!” YEET

~ “Nothing personal boys!”

~ “If it were easy, everyone would do it”

~ “Are you mad?” “Possibly”

~ “TADAAA”

~ “Oh yeah, my father. Eric Selvig”

~ “And these” “yeah… those”

~ “How did you find me?” “You were naked on television”

~ “I don’t get paid enough. I don’t get paid at all”

~ “What’s happening? Birds? Birds are happening?”

~ “All right are you ready?” “I am”

~ *phone rings* “It’s not me”

~ “Why are there so many shoes in here?”

~ “I’ll just text her”

~ “So who’s Richard?”

~ *Thor hanging his hammer on a coat hanger*

~ “Where are your pants?” “Oh he says it helps him think”

~ “Loki is dead” “Oh thank God!”

~ “Better get my pants”

~ “Do you even know what these things do?” “No” “…Neither do I”

~ “Ooh get the guy with the sword!”

~ “Oops”

~ *Ian’s high-pitched scream*

~ *Does car insurance cover My Car Was Sucked Into Another Planet Due To A Cosmic Event That Only Occurs Once Every 5000 Years or no?*

~ *Thor and Malekith fighting between worlds and poor little Mjolnir trying to keep up*

~ *The two of them against windows*

~ *AAAHHH*

~ *Awww! Look at the cute little Jotunheim monster! He’s so adorable I wanna pet him so much!’

~ *Darcy and Ian kissing after he saved her life*

~ “Darcy?” “Jane!” “Ian?” “Selvig.”

~ “Myuh Myuh!!”

~ *Thor ends up on the subway*

~ *The girl taking 50 photos*

~ *Thor and the woman colliding into eachother*

~ “I’ve come to accept your surrender”

~ *Malekith gets crushed by his own ship. Now that’s some lovely karma right there*

~ *Darcy and Ian go back to kissing*

~ “He kinda committed treason on our way out” oops

~ Jotunheim Puppy chasing birds

Wow I’m so sorry this was so long. But guess what? It’s gonna get even longer. Sorry, again.

So one of the differences between the first and second Thor movies is that Thor 2 has humor in the climax whereas Thor 1 doesn’t. This is because of the differences with who is the villain. In Thor 1, Thor is having to fight his brother. To quote Avengers, they “played together and fought together” for several millennia. Of course there’s not going to be any humor in it cause there shouldn’t be. The climax at the end of the movie isn’t supposed to be some epic battle between the forces of Good TM and Bad TM. It’s supposed to be tragic that he’s having to fight his own brother because Loki lost his mind due to so many factors. The last joke in the film is “You’re an amazon liar brother, always have been” “It’s good to have you back”. There’s nothing else till the end credit scene. That’s because Kenneth Branagh knew that this was supposed to be viewed at as being sad a hopeless, not some awesome upbeat battle.

Thor 2 on the other hand, is exactly that. Thor has known Malekith for.. what? 2 days? Maybe 3? His relationship and dynamic with Malekith is different than with his brother. To Thor, this is just another enemy attacking Asgard. And I’m not sure whether this was intentional or not (because I remember reading somewhere how Allen Taylor had a bitch of a time in the editing process so I think the movie came out different than he intended) but the lack of any personal relationship will Malekith means the film can make really funny jokes and still have it fit with the film. If anything, I might even argue that the humor helped the film to maintain a very nice positive vibe. Idk I can’t think of the right words to explain it but the jokes actually fit the film very well.

However, then we move on to Ragnarok. With Ragnarok, Thor is fighting his sister. While (just like Malekith) he has only known her for two days, that still doesn’t take away the fact that he is having to fight his sibling. And I’m not a film director but if I had the option of approaching this situation and taking it the Thor 1 route or the the Thor 2 route, I’d go with Thor 1. Because it’s actually incredibly tragic that Hela has been driven to insanity like Loki (though ok a different level) due to Odin’s shitty parenting. She is the horrible way she is because Odin made her that way. And that could’ve been an AMAZINGLY complex story with the audience feeling so much sympathy for Hela like we did with Loki in Thor 1, but the narrative just falls flat for two reasons. 1) Taika admitted he didn’t want the film to be emotionally complex so 2) The humor in the climax completely detracts from the seriousness of the situation.

Also, some side notes: Yes, this is edited from the original. I accidentally deleted everything and then had to go back and add everything back in. So I also had to re-tag people too. And I also added a bit more explanation at the end. I meant to do so when I originally posted but it never got done till now. Sry. Also sry that it’s so long

#dr badass jane foster #anti ragnarok #anti thor ragnarok #my meta #thor the dark world #thor 2 #thor #loki

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impracticaldemon · 5 years

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Hot Shower

by impracticaldemon for @colivara a wonderful artist & Shingen fan ~ thank you for sharing your art and ideas! ~

fandom: Ikemen Sengoku character: Takeda Shingen (Shingen x MC) words: ~1650 [also on AO3] rating: M+ (explicit)

He never lost sight of the fact that he was going back to the Sengoku, five hundred years in the past. His people needed him, for one thing, and he’d promised Yukimura, for another. But that was no reason not to appreciate the present—or rather, the future, as he invariably called it when they were alone. And Takeda Shingen, the indomitable Tiger of Kai, appreciated showers.

“You aren’t out of hot water yet?”

The shower curtain was immediately drawn back, revealing a lot of very sudsy Shingen, and an inviting smile. The smile was just a bonus, though—the truth was that everything about him was inviting, from his broad shoulders, to the hard, muscled planes of his chest and abs, to his glorious, long, long legs, and strong, welcoming arms. And as for in between… She found herself crossing the short distance from the door to the bath despite her implied admonishment about the water.

“I’m not out of hot water—and it’s lovely to have you back early from your errands.”

Heedless of her light summer dress, he wrapped a large hand around the back of her head and pulled her mouth up to his, his other hand gently gripping her upper bicep so that she wouldn’t fall. His lips were wet, and water trickled down onto her face as she returned the kiss, at first allowing him to claim her, and then actively welcoming his tongue with her own. They stood like that for some time—she wasn’t sure how long—and by the time they had to pause to breathe, it was an effort not to cling to him, despite the warm spray that would inevitably soak her clothing.

“Are you getting out soon?” The question sounded a little needier than she’d intended, especially since she was panting, but who cared? They knew each other, and there was no need for pretense, especially when he constantly reminded her how much he adored everything about her, including her passion for him.

“No—instead…” His lips caressed her ear, and then the curve of her neck, sending trickles of water and pleasure along her flushed skin. Drawing her closer, his hands busied themselves with the buttons and belt of her dress, and she was forced to brace herself against him—and then to grip his lean waist and hips—to save her precarious balance.

As each button came free in turn, warm water trickled and splashed over her skin, and down between her breasts, like a second, intimate caress. The light cotton of the dress soon clung to her skin, and once Shingen had undone enough buttons to be able to free her, he still had to peel the material down off her shoulders, and over her hips. She swallowed hard, and then moaned, when his strong hands roughly palmed, and then pinched, the now swollen, sensitive tips of her breasts through the damp lace of her pretty bra.

She didn’t protest—may even have encouraged him—when he finally lifted her bodily into the shower with him before removing the last of her clothing. Her skin was completely flushed with arousal now, and she licked water from her lips in anticipation, as well as to watch desire flare even more clearly in his admiring, lust-filled gaze. She loved that he allowed her to see his real thoughts and emotions, these days, instead of playing the role of hedonist seducer.

At first, she nuzzled at his chest, and let her hands to roam over his back, and very fine backside, while they enjoyed the feeling of their bodies against each other, and revelled in the hot water now splashing down freely over them both. Then they kissed again, fervently, although that didn’t last long once he began to stroke the folds between her legs with strong, sure fingers, his other hand cupping and squeezing her ass to keep her upright against him. Her mouth broke from his with a breathy moan of desire, and after taking one last, deep, forceful kiss from her, he allowed her to lean against him while he slid first one, and then a second finger inside her tight opening. As much as she wanted to return the pleasure—and the teasing—her knees were starting to buckle, and she kept losing concentration. His breath, almost as rough as hers, brushed at her ear, and heightened sensation. She was wet through and through, now, and the water had little to do with it.

“Shin-gen…”

“Yes, my princess?”

“Now—now would be good…” She was gasping, moaning, utterly lost to his touch.

“Oh? And what would be good—now?” He paused in his ministrations to admire her, and then caught her off-guard by turning her away from him, and forcing her to brace herself against the tiled wall. She whined at the cold touch of ceramic on her hot skin, but his body was against hers immediately, one hand curling around a breast, the other stroking skillfully at her clit. When his tongue and teeth discovered the shell of her ear, and then her neck, she found herself writhing desperately into his fingers, which also meant sliding wetly against the hard, thick shaft that pressed into her back and ass. His grip tightened on her. “Who knew a shower could be so much fun, angel-mine?” he murmured in honeyed, sensual tones that somehow caused the impossibly hot tension in her core to heat further.

You did—even though you’re new to showers. He loved exciting her into heady passion—loved her—and it didn’t surprise her at all that he was able to surprise her in this way. Normally he would take his time, and allow her to revel in being overwhelmed by sensation—or to kindle greater sensation in him—but something in the very pace of this unexpected encounter had her blood singing in her ears, and her nerves alight. I’m very, very wet, she thought, and then laughed aloud at the oh-so-obvious, not-so-funny joke.

“Shingen… Please? Nnngghhh… Aaaahhhhh….” She gasped, as he pinched one taut nipple, hard, and then moaned loudly—lewdly, wantonly—as he guided himself into her, filling her, stretching her, and then pulling back only to thrust in even deeper. Immensely strong, muscular arms supported and trapped her, even as her knees weakened, and she had to lean more and more against the wall, propped against her hands and one burning cheek. It took her a moment to fully register that Shingen was talking to her, both reassuring and commanding, his voice a little darker, a little lower than before.

“I’ll carry you to bed—after… Right now, I want you just where you are, so you’d better hang on for me, do you understand, sweet princess?”

“Nnnnghhh—yes—so close—Shin-gen!” The slick walls of her core were tight around his shaft—tight and clenching in quick pulses that were bringing both of them to completion.

The arm around her hips tightened again, and then he was thrusting upwards into her hard and fast, forcing her to bend and press her ass further into his hips to accommodate him. Their bodies were slick with mingled sweat and water, and if the water was beginning to cool, she didn’t notice. The blood was roaring in her ears now as she started to come.

“That’s it, angel, sing for me—that’s it, now…”

One hand slid between her legs again, pressing hard, and then two wet fingers began to stroke the sensitized, sensitive folds over and around her clit. When his calloused fingertips finally moved inward to rub at that tight, engorged bundle of nerves directly, she moaned loudly, and then cried out, unable to hold back, as the demanding, unbearable touch made her beg for both stimulation and surcease all in one breath. Moments later, orgasm crashed over her, and her body spasmed and twisted against the bruising force that continued to claim her from behind. She rocked back and forth over his hot, hard length, hips moving convulsively, tongue licking unnoticed at dry lips, eyes closed, and head back, the tile hard and cool under her clutching hands. Just as she started to tumble back into awareness, gasping and trembling, she felt Shingen reach his own climax, and could only moan softly in shared ecstasy as he rode her hard to its conclusion. He was a brilliant lover, and strong enough to catch and hold her, even though he should be wrung out himself.

The water was definitely cool now, but that was a blessing, as she leaned against the wall, still held snugly, though less tightly, in Shingen’s arm. Slowly, the roaring in her ears faded, although she was still panting like a runner after a challenging, satisfying race.

“So good… Shingen…” she managed at last. “But…what… what have you been reading up on this time?!”

After a few moments, Shingen reluctantly withdrew, and turned her to face him, smoky grey eyes bright and full of love. He ran his thumb along her jaw.

“Showers, of course—I was looking into showers.” He smiled at her, his eyebrows raising just a fraction, just enough to suggest things. “Let me take you to bed now, princess. I think I understand showers well enough at present, and while they can be very satisfying, a bed is still best for what I have in mind.”

“I think you’ll have to carry me,” she murmured, heat rising in her skin again despite everything.

He only laughed, which was fair, since he’d already lifted her into his arms, and was dabbing at both of them very inefficiently with the nearest towel. She took it from him, and did her best to at least blot most of the water from their hair and shoulders. The rest would have to wait on other things.

[END]

tags: @shell-senji @nalufever @ieyasukenshinsandwich @alloveroliver (still working on my M+ stuff, did not post on ffn lol!) @luallice @kouei116 @vespeshadowmoon @yum-chan @cherryb0mb79

#ikesen #ikesen fanfiction #takeda shingen #lemon #impracticaldemon #imp writes #no plot required

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dnly · 6 years

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Fascinating | D.S.

Daniel knew from the every beginning that thirdwheeling is a bad decision he made, but did he really regretted it?

warning(s): swearing, fluff oml,

word count: 2003

a/n: requested by anon. send me your requests if you have and also let me know if you wanna be part of the taglist :) enjoy!

"Daniel! We don't have all day!!!" Corbyn shouted so that his best friend, Daniel, would hear him.

"I'm coming!" he throws a shout back which earned a groan from the couple.

Christina was crossing her arms already which made Corbyn worry, "Baby, we can just ditch him if you want?"

She grinned and laughed with his boyfriend, Corbyn knew her girlfriend wasn't that type of person who gets annoyed when her boyfriend's best friend tag along on their date.

"Alright! I'm all done." he announced as he arrived in the living room. Both deadpanned seeing him after another five minutes.

"Dude, what took you so long to get ready?" Corbyn asked confusingly as they walk out from the house and hopped inside the car. "It's not like you have a date."

Daniel glared at his best friend's remark, rolling his eyes as he buckled his seatbelt at the back.

"It's not like I have a choice, you know." he crosses his arms like a little kid who got scolded by his mother.

"Corbyn didn't mean it that way, Dani." Christina tried to contain herself from laughing, including Corbyn. "Let's just have fun today, okay?"

Both boys agreed as Corbyn started the engine and then driving off to the most magical and the happiest place on earth—Disneyland. The three started singing songs from the radio as well as them taking Snapchat and Instagram stories, that's just how life goes.

Christina was visiting her boyfriend in Los Angeles which made them come to a conclusion to go to Disneyland. Daniel doesn't really want to go with them in the first place, but the other boys made him to. He couldn't hang-out with Jonah, Jack and Zach. The three boys also went off to wherever those places were with their girlfriends and he doesn't want to go with any of them since he's not really close with any of those girls, except for Christina. Which he knew almost two years ago.

As they arrive in Disneyland, Corbyn and Christina were so excited to catch-up and have fun, including Daniel, well sort of. They stroll around the amusement park talking and just enjoying the sunny day in LA. The trio started doing the listed activities they wrote before they arrived in Disneyland, such as riding some rides and doing some fun activities that they would enjoy. It was honestly nice to get out and enjoy with his best buds. But it made Daniel think how lonely he can get, as he is the only one who doesn't have a girlfriend.

"Oh my goodness!!! This is just the perfect view!" Christina said excited as she takes her phone out, they reached the famous castle of Cinderella. "Daniel, can you take a photo of us?"

Daniel took the phone from her as both Corbyn and Christina poses with the castle on the background. Like their usual pose together, they did a wacky pose, they kissed and then Corbyn carried his girlfriend into a bridal style.

"Damn, I hate being single." Daniel sighed as he takes the pictures. "Just give me credits, thanks."

They went to a café to chat more about life and all good stuff—Christina with her career and school then the boys with the new music they're working on. The three enjoyed catching-up, they barely noticed it was getting dark. While they were waiting for the fireworks, there was a particular ride they wanted to try before ending their day.

"Space Mountain Ghost Galaxy," Corbyn read the sign, "This is going to be sick."

"I think, I'm gonna be sick." Christina said sarcastically.

"Piece of cake." Daniel bragged which earned some scoffs from the couple. They walked up to the line and waited.

Surprisingly, it didn't take too long for them to get accomodated to the ride itself. As they walk looking for a perfect spot in the ride, Daniel noticed how the seats are only good for two people, which means that Daniel should sit either behind or ahead from the couple.

"Daniel, take the back seat." Corbyn patted Daniel's shoulders as they walk towards the desired seats.

"For the ninth time, I hate being single. It sucks."

"Bro, it's not the end of the world!" he shaked his shoulder, "Hey, what if..." he wiggled his brows at him.

"What if?"

"What if, you'll meet her here. Right?"

"What if not?" Daniel stared at him blankly.

"I got no time to deal with your negativity," Corbyn sang while he gazes at Daniel.

"I'm losing my patience..." Daniel sang the next line.

"Why don't we forget about all of the drama, all of the odds and the problems." Corbyn changed song.

"So we could just chill?" Daniel sangs confusingly.

"That's the spirit! Now, take the seat behind ours."

"Corbyn!!!" Christina stood from the near seat calling her boyfriend and Corbyn took the seat beside hers.

"Later, bro." he said to Daniel as he sighs, taking a seat beside a girl.

Fastening his seatbelt as he took his phone out trying to make himself busy. They were still waiting for the rollercoaster to load up.

"Nice singing, by the way." the girl beside her spoke. Daniel glanced at her while furrowing his brows, "Well, you and your friend sang earlier. Right?"

Daniel payed attention to her, when he realized how beautiful this human being beside him is. She wasn't the typical or basic girl you'll see around LA—her beauty was completely different. She is beautiful, Daniel thought.

"Yes, that was us." he finally spoke.

"You got a pretty cool voice," she smiled shyly.

"You got a pretty face too," Daniel muttered as he stares at her beautiful brown eyes, Daniel got to admit. He has a thing for girls with brown eyes.

"Sorry, what?"

His eyes widen as he realized what he said, "I meant, thanks." She blushed?

Well, that was something.

While waiting for a couple of minutes, Daniel was so occupied of how beautiful his 'seatmate' in the rollercoaster was. She's sweet and seemed shy, Daniel thought.

Not long when the ride started its engine, earning some shouts. Daniel can deal this type of rides. Like the last time he rode a rollercoaster with the boys, when he was caught texting in the middle of the extreme ride while the other four guys are probably screaming behind those pictures. So, he was pretty chill with this one.

When it got faster, he tightened his grip from the handle.

"Shit. Shit. Shit." her absolutely beautiful 'seatmate' cursed.

At first, Daniel didn't mind.

But when it got faster and faster. He wasn't prepared with what he was about to hear.

"FUCKING SHIT!!!" the beautiful girl beside her shouted as loud as she could. "HOLY SHIT!!! DAMN! SHI-AAAAHHHHH!!!"

Daniel's eyes widen as he sees his seatmate couldn't contain herself from cursing, a grin creeped on Daniel's lips. I didn't see that coming, but it was fascinating. He thought.

"MAKE THIS FUCKING THING STOP!!! OH MY GOODNESS! IM-" she stopped it gor faster again, "FUCK!!! THIS SHIT IS MAKING ME SICK! PLEASE STOP THIS THING!!!"

"AAAHHHH!!!" Daniel joined her, which made her look at him. And both of them screamed and laughed together, then a flashed came out of nowhere.

"PLEASE SEND HELP! IMMA GONNA DIE!!!"

After a few more rounds, the beautiful 'I still don't know your name' girl kept cussing and shouting with whatever her head is thinking. She's as opposite as Daniel thought her to be, how fascinating.

As the rollercoaster slowed down as it reaches its end, the beautiful 'I still don't know your name' girl kept talking.

She panted as she cups her face with her small hands, "Dear Lord God, please help me." she pouted as she tried to recover from the extreme ride.

"Are you okay?" Daniel asked concernly as he holds her wrist.

She looks up at him, making her brown ones looked at his blue ones. It was weird how his stares would make her calm, she thought.

"Y-yeah, this shit wants to make me piss all the butterbeer I had earlier."

He chuckled which made her grin a little, "Hey, Dan-oh... Hi!" Corbyn awknowledged as he noticed Daniel is talking to his seatmate and 'I still don't know your name' girl waved at Corbyn with a smile. "We'll meet you outside, bro." Daniel nodded while Corbyn and Christina flashed him meaningful smiles.

Thank God for a friend like Corbyn.

As the couple left, Daniel unbuckled his seatbelt then so as his seatmate. He got up from his seat as he offered her a hand, which she gladly accepted.

"Uh-hey, not trying to be a creep but why are you riding that thing alone?" Daniel asked as they walk together.

"Well, as you can see, nobody wants to ride that badass with me because they wouldn't define it as fun." she crunched her nose and making 'fun' clear as possible which made Daniel smile, "How about you?"

"What about me?"

"Why are you thirdwheeling? Aren't they bothered or something?"

Oh, shit. Nice way to impress a girl, Daniel. He thought.

"Or something?" he grinned then chuckled, "No, they didn't mind at all." he replied, "Which is a good thing."

She laughed, Daniel couldn't help but smile at her beautiful and genuine smile. How her smile shone in the night. It was magical.

It gets more magical when fireworks started to fill the dark sky with various colors, both of them look up seeing the beautiful sky filled with colors. Daniel gazed at her, seeing her stunning and contagious smile while she looks up. The fireworks reflected on her twinkly eyes which Daniel find it fascinating. He couldn't comprehend how he's feeling right now but he was happy.

Not long when she caught his gaze at her which made Daniel look up again, she smiled at herself of how beautiful her night was about to end. Meeting a boy on a rollercoaster.

When the fireworks ended everybody cheered, Daniel looked at her once more. "I didn't get your name, though. I'm Daniel, by the way."

"Hi, I'm Y/N." she smiled as she extended her hand to him which he shook with his.

"Y/N!!!" a little girl around three years old ran towards Y/N, she picked her up just to make sure she doesn't fall.

"Well, this is my cue." Y/N kissed her sister's cheek which Daniel believed, "I'll see you around, Daniel."

"See you around, Y/N." he smirked at her, she smiled in return. She waved at him and so is the little girl that she's carrying.

"Bro, what was that?!" Corbyn approached whose been watching the whole scene. They handshaked.

"I don't know, man." Daniel shook his head while smiling. "It was magical."

"By the way, we took your photo at the rollercoaster in case you forgot." Corbyn handed Daniel the developed photo.

Once he accepted it, he barely noticed he was smiling as he admired the picture of him and Y/N. Both of them were probably laughing their asses off since smiles had been plastered on their faces in the picture. It was pure joy.

"How romantic." Christina butted in as Corbyn wrapped his arm around her.

"Whatever, guys." he rolled his eyes.

"Seriously though, this is really cute and she's so pretty too." Christina commented.

"It has been a nice night." that was all Daniel said.

"Oh, just admit it has been a great night!" Corbyn chuckled. Daniel smiled as they walk on the way out from the amusement park.

Maybe tagging along wasn't such a bad idea. At the end of the day, he met a girl who is fascinating enough to not let him sleep that night.

It was true.

Daniel would admit, it was a great night. Y/N made Daniel's night.

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Who Killed Markiplier: Shot in the Dark-- Chapter 2, Part 5

(ITS THE LAST PART OF CHAPTER 2 GUYS. AAAAHHHHH. Don’t forget to LIKE and REBLOG!)

SHOT IN THE DARK MASTERLIST (find the previous parts here!)

We burst through the door to find the Colonel and the Detective in a standoff, their guns drawn. "I don't know what you're playing at, but you better lower your weapon, you murderer!" Abe is yelling.

"I bloody well wont, you're the one that assaulted me! For all I know, you could be the murderer!" the Colonel retorts.

Thunder crashes, and I instinctively shove Damien behind me, carefully drawing my Derringer.

"What's going on here?" I demand.

The two are facing each other, the Colonel with his back to me. Abe glances at me, notices the gun in my hand, and his eyes narrow. "Partner, this psycho tried to shoot me!"

His opponent scoffs, waving his pistol erratically. "That's a bold-faced lie! I was merely doing some light target practice!"

"Inside?!" I say, at the same time as Benjamin, who has come in with a broom and a very grumpy face. I glance to the side and notice a broken vase on the floor, near the door where Damien and I had come in.

"Master's prized vase," Ben mumbles brokenheartedly, sweeping with a vengeance.

I turn my attention back to the standoff. "I know everyone's on edge," I say as calmly as possible. "But drawing guns on each other won't solve anything."

Abe scowls in disbelief. "Bailey, this man is a—!"

"We don't know that." I feel a light hand on my shoulder, and glance back to see Damien step up beside me. He shies away from my shooting arm a bit, but speaks with a strong, pleading tone. "Can't we resolve this amicably, without shots being fired? Colonel, why were you practicing inside the house?"

"I couldn't very well go on the grounds, now, could I? With that bloody chef constantly underfoot!"

As he speaks, the subject matter steps into the room, a fierce growl on his lips and a ladle in his hand. He startles at the sight of the brandished pistols, but quickly regains confidence and marches up to the Colonel without fear. "I shoulda known that was you! Can't do anything but sneak around behind everybody's backs, can you, huh?! Just like old times!"

"I knew I should have left you in that pit," the Colonel sneers. There's something different about his attitude. He's turned his attention from Abe to Chef, and his defensive posture has straightened, become proud and authoritative. "But you would've died there, wouldn't you have? Poor little soldier boy couldn't find his way out of his own tent."

"I found my way in the world plenty well enough without you, private."

That causes a shift. The Colonel's gun lowers, but there's a glint in his eye, and a dangerous, wild energy in his stance. My eyes meet with Abe's across the room, and we nod silently, holstering our weapons and slowly closing in. The Colonel's growl reverberates against the walls. He speaks so softly it's almost hard to make out. "It's 'Colonel', now."

We move.

In one smooth motion, I knock the gun from the Colonel's hand and the Detective grabs his other arm. I grab the opposite shoulder, and together Abe and I spin him into the wall with his face smushed against the wallpaper.

"Ow. OWW." The Colonel groans.

Chef swears under his breath, his eyes as big as dinner plates. Damien and Ben have shrunk back, clutching their cane and broom like lifelines.

Abe and I hold the Colonel down with his arms behind his back. Truly, either one of us could hold him on our own, but I'd be lying if I didn't say we didn't feel a sense of satisfaction at our seamless teamwork.

"What was that for?" our captive whines.

Abe presses against the man's arm, jostling his shoulder joint painfully. "First off, you tried to shoot me."

"I did NOT—!"

"SECOND OFF, I can bet anything that your reason to do so was to get rid of me. Because I have evidence."

The Colonel huffs, turning his head so just his cheek is pressed to the wall and not his nose. "Evidence of what."

"Evidence…" Abe pauses for dramatic effect. At my glare, he continues. "... That proves you're the murderer!"

"That's ridiculous!" the Colonel retorts vehemently.

"You're ridiculous!"

"You're certain you have clear evidence?" Damien asks suspiciously. I don't have to ask to know he still strongly suspects Abe as the culprit.

"Oh yeah. Real certain. I've got enough to put you away for a long, long time, buddy." He jostles our captive again.

"There's no way! I didn't do it!" The Colonel begins struggling again in earnest, and we have a hard time holding him down. "How dare you!"

"Calm down, Colonel," I say, concerned he's going to hurt himself.

"No! I refuse! I refuse to be called a murderer in my own home!"

"Stop!"

Everything freezes.

The front door has burst open, letting in a stream of unnaturally bright light.

At first, all I see is a silhouette. As my eyes adjust I begin to make out details.

A long, flowing black dress riddled with white stars.

A black hat with a feather in it, and a black lace veil.

Sharp cheekbones and a stately, elegant build.

Familiar eyes, but while I know eyes like that to be warm and kind, these are cold and cunning.

Almost immediately, I know who this is, although it's been many years since I've seen her.

I know who it is, and I'm on my guard.

For after years on the run, Celine has come home.

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