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911net · 16 days

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9-1-1 3.11 • Seize the Day

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pratchettquotes · 5 months

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Holiday Theme: Happy Hogswatch

IT IS HOGSWATCH, said Death, AND PEOPLE DIE ON THE STREETS. PEOPLE FEAST BEHIND LIGHTED WINDOWS AND OTHER PEOPLE HAVE NO HOMES. IS THIS FAIR?

"Well, of course, that's the big issue--" Albert began.

THE PEASANT HAD A HANDFUL OF BEANS AND THE KING HAD SO MUCH HE WOULD NOT EVEN NOTICE THAT WHICH HE GAVE AWAY. IS THIS FAIR?

"Yeah, but if you gave it all to the peasant then in a year or two he'd be just as snooty as the king--" began Albert, jaundiced observer of human nature.

Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

#DEATH #albert #hogfather #discworld #terry pratchett #fairness #unfair #classism #poverty #resources #gifts #philosophy #ethics #holidays #the big issue #jaundiced observer of human nature #holiday theme: happy hogswatch

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simstrouble · 1 year

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Jam Session at Albert's Garage September 29th, 1982 x

#sims 4 #ts4 #st characters #st interiors #jackie #jake #cory #albert #they are all i care about :\#no wips in here!#dreads are a retired project for now

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thatsbelievable · 5 months

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#Here is a Quick Fact About Bats #bat #bats #facts #trivia #unreality #Albert

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thehessiansisters · 6 months

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Portraits of Empress Alexandra Feodorovna of Russia along with Emperor Nicholas II of Russia, wearing costumes of Tsar Alexei and Tsarina Maria Ilyinichna Miloslavskaya for the 300 years anniversary of the Romanov dynasty, Winter Palace, 1903.

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frc-ambaradan · 1 month

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Really cool infographic rounding up (some of) the italian Disney characters combined with the year, the story, the issue of Topolino they debuted in and the name of their creator(s):

from Topolino #3567.

#i don't think there's the need to translate this #i don't even know the english name for most of them ^^''''#disney characters #italian disney characters #italian disney comics #topolino magazine #infographic #info dump #duck avenger #brigitta mcbridge #lusky #jeeves #albert #quackmore #dickie duck #disney ducks #disney mice

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stellarmeals · 7 months

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Discworld Inktober Day 19 - Albert

Albert is an old (extremely old) wizard who cast a spell to become immortal but instead got stuck in Death’s domain and became his servant. Technically he can’t die in deaths domain so he has allll the bacon and sausage and grease he wants.

#illustration #discworld #terry pratchett #discworld fanart #gnu terry pratchett #inktober #discworld art #inktober 2023 #Albert #bacon #discworld inktober

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sweetfrostbitekisses · 3 months

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Random Wesker Doodle..

#resident evil #albert wesker #resident evil wesker #re wesker #wesker #Albert #resident evil 1 #re1

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xmoonlitxdreamx · 27 days

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[Reblogs Appreciated!! ♥]

Last promo post, I promise LOL just wanted to make a quick note that I restocked my SWSH Pokemon League print from a couple years ago, and also added a few original prints to my store. Links are under the cut if you're interested! ^^

SWSH Print:

Albert (OC) Print:

Lafayette (OC) Print (2022):

#pokemon #pokemon swsh #pokemon sword shield #pokemon sword and shield #swsh #gym leader milo #gym leader nessa #gym leader kabu #gym leader allister #gym leader melony #gym leader piers #gym leader raihan #champion leon #albert #lafayette #older laf

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crazydaymycrazyway · 11 days

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Bond: If you take a shot for every bad decisions you make, what state would you be in?

Albert: Sober

Bond: ...you seem to me to be the type of person to make a ton of them though

Moran: Oh yes he does. It's just he doesn't ever f**king get drunk

#yuukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot #james bond #bond #albert james moriarty #sebastian moran #moran #albert #albert is addicted to wine #he doesn't get drunk easily #so he continues to make bad decisions #upon bad decisions #incorrect quotes

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911net · 13 days

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9-1-1 5.16 • May Day

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homosexual-newsboy · 11 months

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Albert: I was havin' the most amazin' dream Race: Ooh, a pretty girl? Albert, realising he can't say it was a pretty boy and having a slight crisis: A... leg of lamb?

#newsies #race #albert #live newsies #theyre all twinks #i seriously love newsies #has someone done this yet #probable but whatever

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dimity-lawn · 6 months

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Do you think that there’s some Discly equivalent to Elf on the Shelf? Because I have tons of bad memes for that.

Imagine Nobby’s feelings towards it—who cares what the gods know about him, but the Hogfather? He doesn’t want word of some of his actions to get back to the Hogfather, not the special gift from Burleigh & Stroginthearm. He’d probably try to be extra respectful whenever he saw Uncle Heavy on the shelf.

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #hogswatch #thought(s) from yours truly #hogfather #nobby nobbs #albert

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bigmack2go · 4 months

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Y‘all r acting as if splint didn’t literally canonically D I E and that d u r i n g t h e t i m e the musical takes place between the rally and once and for all

Why is that???

#newsies #newsie strike #newsies 1992 #newsies musical #albert dasilva #albert #spot conlon #splint

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thehessiansisters · 4 months

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Portraits of Empress Alexandra Feodorovna wearing uniform of the chief of the 5th Hussar Alexandria regiment, Tsarkoye Selo, 1911.

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brooklynbadboys · 6 months

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posted on ig first <3

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