#and hilarious

[dawnbreakersgaze]

I just had my husband watch Ebb and Flow, these are his notes-

"So he's grump because he's sick?"

"Is he always that whiny"?

"Yes, but this is Advanced Whiny because he's sick."

"Oh. Got it."

"You like him because he's a bottom don't you?"

"If he's so weak how is he just grabbing her like that hMmmm? She's into it?"

"Oh she's DEFINITELY into it."

"OHHH she's a Domme. This makes so much more sense now. Oh shit he called her master. No wonder you like this." *looks at me with extreme side eye*

"Wait so she's not into it? This girl is sending mixed signals. He's obviously DTF."

"The fandom interpretation is that he's 'in heat' here."

"I mean... *obviously flustered* yeah. Yeah."

"Okay but wait she's just feeling him up again? And he's just what, rubbing himself all over her? This is the horniest man."

"I know that look. I've been that look. She can't think he's just sick. He just invited her to a few rounds of free use come on."

"This is painful why are you enjoying this. This man is suffering from dick atrophy he's clearly crying for help."

"Oh his voice changed? He doesn't sound sick anymore? So it was an act? He was playin? He was down so bad he was willing to go the pathetic man route? Oof."

*giggling watching him go through the confusion here*

"After all that all he did was nap?? He was so hard for her and all he did was nap?! I guess he really was sick. Damn."

Lmao the insight 🤣

#apparently he likes Xavier but the jury is out on Rafayel #i havent shown him Zayne bc i dont think he could handle my reaction to Zayne lmaoooo #lnds #love and deepspace #l&ds #lads #rafayel #the opinions of men about other men is always entertaining to me #especially about men written specifically for the femme gaze #it's ridiculous #and hilarious

[kluiyu]

um. uh. uhhhhhhhhhh. here as promised

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #maya fey #franziska von karma #klavier gavin #apollo justice #klapollo #ema skye #lana skye #i am so normal #and hilarious #kriscribble

[the-armed-detective-gaygency]

HSSKHSJKSJSK

HE DOES THIS ON A REGULAR?!?!

#hsjhsj that's lowkey so cute #and hilarious #bsd manga #bsd spoilers #bsd dazai #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bungo gay dogs #bungo stray dogs manga #bungou stray dogs dazai #bsd 114 #bsd chapter 114 #bsd 114 spoilers #dazai #dazai osamu #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #chuuya bungou stray dogs #bsd nakahara chuuya #chuuya my love #skk #soukoku

[emotinalsupportturtle]

I just got an absolutely genius idea (stupidest idea ever). In Good Omens season 3 Jesus should be played by Robert Pattinson, that way he can face off Barth Crouch jr and Aro at the same time

#yes I saw that meme and got the idea #but imagine the references they could make #also Robert pattinson would be pretty great #and hilarious #good omens #good omens season 3 #neil gaiman #jesus #david tennant #michael sheen #crowley #aziraphale #harry potter #barty crouch jr #cedric diggory #twilight #aro volturi #edward cullen #robert pattinson

[streamsofstardust]

ok but do we think danny would be down to attempt drag queen makeup on himself? i wanna go 1v1 with him to recreate trixie mattel's makeup

#i think it would be hella fun #and hilarious #danny wagner is my boyfriend!! and i love him!!! #gvf #greta van fleet #gretavanfleet #danny gvf #danny wagner #danny wagner gvf

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

It was at that moment, that I knew: he was my son. 🤎

#i mean #my sön #sldndnskjsksjdndbdjajshdnxndndnd #that’s some funny shit right there LMFAOOOOOO #‘diversity’ #LIKE THAT COOKIE #that was so savage #i mean sävägë #that was clever as hell lol #my kind of humor for real #ah yes the only-poc-in-a-crowd-of-white-cookies experience #he is so strong #🤎 #omar rudberg #ÜSHËR #this entire interview was incredible #and hilarious #i love himmmmmmmmm #poc europeans my beloved #a trip down mammary lane #the first thing i ever saw of him! 🥰

[bl0ndwave]

Someone: I want what these bitches (ineffable husbands) have

Me: *sarcastically* 6000 years of pining, miscommunication and divorces?

#it's cruel #but it's true #and hilarious #sorry not sorry #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens 2 #gomens #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #good omens series 2 #good omens season two #good omens season 2 #go2 #david tennant #michael sheen #ineffable spouses #good ineffable omens #crowley and aziraphale #ineffable fandom #ineffable divorce

[got-the-dreams]

when you give the Corinthian a bubble gum.

who gave it to him anyway, hmm...

#okay I hope no one did this already #anyway this was fun to draw #and hilarious #wouldnt it be cool to blow gum with your eyes #the corinthian #corinthian #corintheus #the sandman #the sandman netflix #Netflix sandman #Morpheus #dream of the endless #my art

[wanhedas-dagger]

The dawn of our history

Clexa || werewolf au

Chapter 7

Picks up soon after the last chapter when the knot finally deflates. Much like the last knot attempt, this leaves Lexa feeling incredibly emotional again, and of course, Clarke is there to comfort her. Clarke reveals more about werewolves, Lexa is still learning what is true and what Clarke says to just mess with her. The next morning there's an unexpected visitor before our duo settle in very domestically to make breakfast.

read here

griffin family tree

#listen #they're so soft #and so cute #and hilarious #t100 #the 100 #t100 au #t100 fic #Clexa #Clexa au #Clexa fic #clarke x lexa #Clarke Griffin #Commander lexa #fic #fanfic #au #werewolf au #au werewolf Clarke #f the dawn of our history #personal

[wisp-of-chaos]

So ... are we calling the ilithified Tav/Emperor ship "Nautiloid" or what? Because y'know it's an mind flayer ship

#gaming #random rambling #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldurs gate 3 spoilers #tav #ilithid tav #the emperor #idk this seems appropriate #and hilarious

[tekitothemagpie]

Kiryu : me and Majima-no-niisan are so close that we finish each other-

Majima : -off

Kiryu, blushing : -'s sentences

Got this from @callmemerry00 ;D

#i laughed so hard when i first saw this #lmao it's genius #and hilarious #kiryu kazuma #goro majima #kazumaji #yakuza #rgg #ryu ga gotoku

[fadelikeclouds]

Supportive Friends

I love how casual Dean is as he shows that he knows how important Team is to Win. 

Extra: Pharm and Manow cheering for Team

#between us #between us the series #between us ep9 #I'm so thankful we get to see more of Dean and Win's friendship in this series #the friend groups in uwma and between us are so nice #and hilarious #I have no words to describe how much I enjoy watching scenes with Manow #Sammy is amazing

[roosterlasagne]

There's just something that hits right when Merlin mortally hates Mordred but Mordred is just a kid that worships Emrys, and tries his best to show his idol that he doesn't want to kill the King (whom he admires) and succeeds and then Merthur adopting him when they repeal the ban on magic

#bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #merthur #mordred #merlin headcanons #fanfic prompts #theres something so right about it #and hilarious #mordred feels like a kid with split custody bouncing between his divorced parents (merlin and morgana)

[asterthought]

I don't think moving around in a Rolls Royce is very subtle, L. You said it yourself, you have to lay low.

#he's such a spoiled brat #and hilarious #like “yeah i don't want to be followed or found so i'll switch around hotels for the task force headquarters” #yet he's driving one of the most recognizable rich people's cars ever #technically watari was the one drivinh but still #i don't know shit about cars #but that's basically john lennon's car but in black #l lawilet #death note #rewatch #asterthought.txt #asterthought

[pinkeoni]

twt stans are so predictable

#and hilarious