*redress my single heishin headcanon multiple times* are you sick of me yet
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*noisily pulls up a chair* 🪑 do you guys ever think about what HunterCorp!Dean thought of Cas? Like he was already clearly of jealous of Dean Prime, with his cool shirts and rugged trauma, so he must have been like, ‘what! you have a hot angel sidekick too?! Lucky!’
And Dean would have just floundered and gruffly tried to shut him down like, ‘what’re you even talking about? Cas—hot…?’ *manly, sputtering deflection*
And then HunterCorp!Dean would be like, ‘oh?👀 so you’re not together then? Interesting. Very interesting…’ *slicks back his already over-slicked hair* *huffs into palm to check if breath stinks* *readies himself to make his move*
And then Dean would have internally combusted, obviously. because now he has to explain to his very queer alternate self to cool his jets and step away from his not-boyfriend because…. Because…. Well just to back the hell off okay that’s why!!! >:/
Both Sam’s just -_-; -_-; *deep sigh*
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Regulus: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up, James.
James: Hah! You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid!
Regulus: And so what if I do?
James: …
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Gay people can't flirt properly. It's always something like:
'Punch me in the face.'
'Punch you?'
'Yes, punch me, in the face, didn't you hear me?'
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Imagine if Val hadn't told Vox about Alastor being back, so their first encounter was at the Overlord meeting.
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Din: “What’s for dinner, cyare?”
Luke: *snaps the waistband of his Gucci pants over his ass*
Luke: “Fascists.”
Din: *already loading his Amban rifle* “Bet???”
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What if the reason Eddie only has the collar of his shirt on is because his Catholic guilt intensifies so much more when he's shitfaced that he tries to correct it by entertaining the idea of becoming a reverend or something, like imagine:
Eddie: god HATES me Buck!
Buck: nahhhh he doesn't. But IF he does how you gonna fix it?
Eddie: idk, become one of his mi-minions?
Buck: yeah but then you'll have to wear the uh outfit thingy with the collar and that's NOT a look
Eddie: what? You don't think I could pull it off? I could TOTALLY pull it off! Watch!
Eddie: *proceeds to rip off his shirt*
Eddie: SEE! I can TOTALLY pull it off!
Buck *bluescreening*: ...uhuh yeah totally
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Mortal Kombat 1 Behind the Scenes AU: Smoke's Fall
[Cage’s Mansion] [Waiting for Liu Kang] [Special Bonus] [Grandmaster’s commentary] [Climbing scene] [Madam Bo’s Inn] [Cage’s Mansion 2 (fire extinguisher)] [Medic] [Shang Tsung’s sad face]
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I just watched Ramleela and well I just
Ram and Leela both are just so, uh, HOT?!
Like, I was bi panicking through the entire movie lol
Like bro do I want to be Leela or do I want to be with Leela?
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I imagine Mia seeing her student get every single piece of paper where Miles Edgeworth is, this guy with a terrible personality and dubious methods as she remembers, and then think to herself “I already knew you had bad taste, but i didn’t think it was this bad”
For the record, i do think she knew about Phoenix becoming a lawyer for the chance of seeing him again, but that doesn’t change the fact that she can’t understand this crush he has on the man
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