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fencecollapsed · 4 months

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when Paul and Bill make out it's clumsy and soft with a lot of face touching and laughter in between breaths like what they're doing is an old embarrassing inside joke

when Ted and Paul make out it's sloppy and thoughtless with hands in hair and the fervor of something that will definitely feel like a mistake tomorrow

when Bill and Ted make out it's like an argument with pushing and pulling and snarky quips and telling each other to just shut up already but neither will stop talking

#sorry im thinking about. men.#cj says stuff #hatchetfield #starkid #paul matthews #bill woodward #ted spankoffski #bill/paul #mathward #paul/ted #chai coffee #bill/ted

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ciggy-in-paradise · 7 months

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Tl;dr: Bill gets his period at Ted's house, and Ted takes care of him!

//Period talk, blood, mentions of dysphoria

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"Fuck."

Bill huffed under his breath and put a hand to his forehead. He was in Ted's bathroom-- pants down, ass out, and... a mess of blood in the middle of his boxers. He was had been in pain since last night when he came over, but he hadn't thought much about it. When he woke up, however, he knew exactly what was going on.

He was cramping majorly, and tears began to form in the corners of his eyes as he stared down.

Fuck!

He sat there, hands on his knees as he looked at the mess in his pants. What the hell was he gonna do? He didn't bring extra underwear. Would Ted even let him borrow underwear?

Fuck. Ted.

He had to tell Ted. Shit. Fuck. This was most non-non-heinous. He felt so embarrassed and dysphoric and sick all at once.

He looked at the door, tears finally bubbling over. It was all so much. He cried quietly, soft whimpers leaving his mouth as he covered it with his hands.

"T-Ted--" His hoarse voice came tumbling out of his throat, a sharp breath in cutting him off. He was so embarrassed to have to ask Ted for help, but he..certainly couldn't just keep these on.

Ted knocked on the door. "Hey dude! You okay?"

"Could you-- uh. Hm--"

Ted pressed his forehead to the door.

"Yeah?"

"Ted...dude... I started..."

"Started? Dude, I didn't know we were racing!! I'm way behind--"

"-NO, Ted.." Bill tried his best to hide a giggle over his boyfriend's idea.

"Oh. Well what's wrong?"

Bill sighed. "My...period, dude. Shark week."

"Oh!! Hold on, let me grab some stuff, dude."

With that, Ted stepped away. Bill sat quietly, trying to clean himself up and prepare for whatever Ted was bringing him.

There was a quiet knock at the door. "Here, dude!!" Slowly, Ted opened the door and pushed a pad and a pair of boxers through.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of the other stuff, dude. You go back and lay down!"

Bill took the items from his boyfriend and quickly fixed himself up. He hummed quietly and folded up the bloodied underwear, placing them in the tub before washing his hands. Drying them on his old shirt, he stepped out of the bathroom.

Quickly, lanky arms found their way around Bill's midsection and pulled him close. "My poor guy... so strong and brave..."

Bill giggled, burying his face into Ted's tshirt. It was an old one they'd gotten from a local band way back. His focus quickly left the shirt when he felt his boyfriend's lips on his face, however. He giggled and tried to push him away.

"Duuuuude, cut it ouuut--"

Ted continued, pressing soft, quick smooches to his boyfriend's face. Bill couldn't keep from giggling as he slowly made his way back to Ted's room.

He laid down, curling up and getting cozy under the blankets again. Ted was soon to follow, wrapping his lanky body around Bill's curled up form beneath the warm covers. "Hey dude, do you want any like, medicine? I think we have some--"

Bill just snuggled closer, humming quietly. "I just wanna go back to sleep, dude."

"Oh. Alright!" Ted pulled him closer and kissed his head as Bill buried his face in his neck.

It didn't take long for them to both fall back asleep, Ted's quiet snoring filling the small room once again.

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HIII!! Wrote this for a close friend who wasn't feeling too well!!

As always, shoutout to ☆ @dwaynesbbygrl ☆ for being on the taglist!! Let me know if you'd like to join! <3 ~🚬

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sumbitchcraft · 1 year

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I wrote Bill and Ted fanfic :3 please peruse

It's explicit tho heads up!!

#bill and ted #im such a brave brave girl for posting it #i wanna get back into writing!#and esp like the mature audience teehee #bill/ted #mine

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onheil-ferguson · 2 years

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Spent hours trying to edit that logo please appreciate this post.

A little collection of works in which Bill and Ted are in love with each other or The Princesses or each other and The Princesses. Completed works focusing on or implying their romantic relationships only - for other stories and wips [click here]

Handshake [ E | 2k ] A very awkward first time.

Fine Underthings [ E | 9k ] Bill experiments with fashion and it does not go unappreciated.

Right Round [ T | 7k ] A game of spin-the-bottle makes Bill think a little more seriously about whether the most bodacious babe at school is the only one he’s really hoping might notice him.

If, When [ E | 24k ] Five times Ted had no idea that he was in love. One time everything he’d ever felt made sense -- or lots of times, historically speaking.

Drop Dead Legs [ T | 11k ] Bill wipes out at the skate park and spends the rest of the summer laid up in a cast. All is not lost with Ted at his side.

Cherry Bomb [ T | 8k ] Nothing happens the way the universe intends that night in the Circle K parking lot. On their own, Bill and Ted have to find a way to pass their History class.

#bill and ted #bnt #bill s preston esquire #ted logan #Bill/Ted #fic #words from the writer

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roguesmedleyy · 2 years

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wow i wrote fanfiction! and it’s a bill/ted parent/teacher au! it’s slow burn and longer then anything i’ve ever written! a fic created for @hatchetfield-bang that i had such a blast writing~ you should go check out out @lovelylynart amazing art that goes with this piece too!

go give it a read if you’re feeling it!

#write time!#Bill/Ted #bill x ted #billted #spankwood #im so glad i was able to finish this!#Team Starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #bill woodward #ted spankoffski

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zealockthegreat · 22 days

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#bill and teds bogus journey #bill and ted #dank meme

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whoareyoueventhough · 9 months

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last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

#bill and ted #bnt #one time i dreamt #weird dreams #body positivity???

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piedpip3rrr · 5 months

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Dude this guy really does not like musicals

#starkid #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #paul matthews #emma perkins #ted spankoffski #bill woodward #charlotte sweetly

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cowardlykrow · 2 months

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Stop light shenanigans

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polartaint · 2 months

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Sketch dump

#one piece #portgas d ace #revolutionary sabo #zosan #tony tony chopper #I see ace and all I can think of is bill and Ted he has that energy #my art

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ciggy-in-paradise · 9 months

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Thinking about Face the Music Bill tonight, boys.

He's older. He's standing in the mirror in his boxers, looking at himself with kind of a slanted grimace. He's old, he's less lean than he used to be, he's got wrinkles on his face and the curls are falling out of his hair. He's older and he doesn't exactly love it-- it only reminds him of his past self and all the adventures he and Ted would go on together.

He's standing there for a bit before his Ted comes in and stands behind him, wrapping jackety arms around him and setting his head on his shoulder. "Dude, you look even handsomer every time I see you."

"It's more handsome, dude."

"That too!!"

Bill lets out a snicker and smiles, leaning his head against Ted's. "I dunno, man. I don't feel... handsomer."

"Yeah but believe me, you look it! I like your laugh lines, and your smile, and your hair--" Ted looks down and traces the scars beneath Bill's chest. "I love everything about you, dude. You're my favorite dude for a reason!"

Bill's eyes start to water, and he laughs as Ted tries to smooch him over and over. "Pfff, shut up Ted."

"What? I mean it, man! I love everything about you."

The moment is interrupted by loud steps and some shouting. "HEY DADS, WE ARE GOING TO THE LIBRARY!"

"WE HAVE A MOST IMPORTANT HISTORY PROJECT TO WORK ON AND WE NEED BOOKS!"

Bill and Ted kinda look at each other and grin, yelling a quick 'STATION!' back to their daughters. With a quick kiss to Bill's cheek, Ted lets go. "Come on, dude. I'll make pancakes."

And Bill is left alone once more, staring at his body in the mirror--a body that he uses to play music, a body that he takes care of his daughters with, a body that his husband loves dearly, and a body that he will slowly begin to love once more. <3

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based on a convo between me and @dwaynesbbygrl <33 originally his idea, i just added to it and put it into a drabble :3