James Potter:
Actually saved Harry’s life ❌
Outran a hippogriff ❌
Choked someone with soap and exposed them against their will ✅
Is batman ❌
Spied on Voldemort and saved the Wizarding World ❌
Severus Snape:
Actually saved Harry’s life ✅
Outran a hippogriff ✅
Choked someone with soap and exposed them against their will ❌
Is batman ✅
Spied on Voldemort and saved the Wizarding World ✅
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Hi I’m Vee I’m a dumbass and here is why you should watch Murder Drones
1. Actually good straight people
2. Precious boi who has murdered hundreds
3. Pain and suffering :D
4. PSCHOTIC ROBOT WOMEN
5. There’s an eldritch monster and oh look there’s another eldritch monster and there’s another eldritch monster and
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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality open your eyes, look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters Too late, my time has come Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows) I don't wanna die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me (Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro, magnifico but I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me he's just a poor boy from a poor family spare him his life from this monstrosity easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah No, we will not let you go (let him go) Bismillah No we will not let you go (let him go) We will not let you go (let me go) Will not let you go (let me go) never, never, never, never let me go no, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia mamma mia, let me go Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me so you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die? Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here Ooh Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah nothing really matters, anyone can see Nothing really matters Nothing really matters to me
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Fruk is toxic yaoi
Gerita is stereotypical yaoi
Sufin is whatever the hell Free! was supposed to be
HRE/Veneziano is doomed yaoi
Spaus is divorced yaoi
Romerica is
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Feel like taking requests, what do you guys want and/or need… lmk, anything on the table
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LU au where Wild is super mega ultra powered up with sheikah tech. And by that I mean he’s been mutilated and had his missing body parts replaced with sheikah technology just for funzies. Sheikah arm, sheikah leg, sheikah eye, a single sheikah toe, if you’re feeling fancy give him badass sheikah wing add ons. all that stuff. Why? I dunno.
They meet him for the first time and they see this half hylian half robot creature and the first thing he does is offer them cake and tell them his life story
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u guys should totally give me some song recs, I’ll give u some in return
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Assigning the dog memes I’ve had saved on my phone (some of them since before 2016) to BNHA characters:
Twice:
Shigaraki:
Iida:
Aizawa:
Midoriya and All Might:
Bakugo:
Spinner:
Compress:
Shouto and Touya, obviously:
Everyone @ Mineta:
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