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lonelywitchv2 · 1 year

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Through the window

James and his friends find themselves receiving a nasty surprise the night his best friend gets home.

major AU where Regulus isn’t muggle-phobic/a blood supremacist, Regulus isn’t a death-eater (just stuck at home because he doesn’t know how to leave), Regulus is going to magically be the same age as the marauders and the reader (18), takes place after 7th year (all of the characters are 18+), the wizarding war isn’t mentioned in the story, and the marauders don’t automatically join the OOTP as soon as they graduate (explanation for why they’re just chilling at home after graduation). Also, James’ feelings could definitely be interpreted as him being jealous and liking the reader, although that wasn’t necessarily my intent so feel free to imagine them as super close best friends and James just letting his inner teenage boy get the better of him.

cw: unintentional (on regulus and the reader's part) forbidden romance, small mentions of abuse (Black family household), an allusion to smut with some not-entirely-explicit-leading-up details, kind of lied on the last one (brief mentions of some smut lol), me accidentally forgetting about Peter so he’s just at home/on vacation or whatever, the other 3 marauders being little creepers and lowkey pervs to the reader, making out, underage drinking, neglectful parents, she/her pronouns

internally crying a little bc there are so many aspects to the AU and cw

yeah so this is pretty dumb but i kinda just thought of the idea and rolled with it...

to my anon: i saw that you enjoyed the forbidden romance trope so here's another. albeit, this work is lighter on the trope and not necessarily romance (if u didn't catch that based on the description) but i might do a part 2 where it evolves into a romance. ig we'll see!! <3

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James had known you his whole life. You were next-door neighbors and, although you and your family were muggles, you had grown up as childhood best friends. As far as you were concerned, James went to some fancy private school in Scotland while your parents, who were rather rich, sent you off to boarding school in France. James wasn’t the biggest fan of your parents if he was being honest. They never really cared about what you did, only sending you off to an entirely different country and forgetting you existed until you arrived home for the holidays. Even then, you would mostly end up spending the majority of your free days at the Potter house.

The moment you arrived home from France for your summer vacation, you sprinted out of your parents’ car (not that they cared) and ran to the home of the Potter family. Before you could even knock, James sprung open the door and engulfed you in a hug.

“I missed you,” James muttered into your shoulder, still squeezing you.

“I missed you too, Jamie,” You responded with a smile, ruffling his curly hair. You looked over James’ shoulder and spied the tall frame of Remus and the (slightly shorter) frame of Sirius.

“Is that Remus and Sirius I see?” You teased jokingly, pulling away from James’ hug, albeit not without some resistance from the boy, to hug the other two boys and place kisses on each of their cheeks.

“The French are rubbing off on you a bit too much, mademoiselle,” Sirius said charmingly.

“You can only resist the charm of the French for so long, Sirius, it’s harder than you’d think when the boys over there look as lovely as they do,” You said with a cheeky grin as you turned to Remus, “almost as charming as Mr. Lupin here.”

You pulled Remus into another hug, whispering in his ear as you squeezed his shoulders.

“Although you still have yet to beat the lovely ladies over there.”

Remus only chuckled as you stepped away from the embrace and sent him a wink.

James sent a questioning look to Remus, who only shook his head, before scooping you up and tossing you over his shoulder.

“My mother has been dying to see you, she’s brought you up in just about every conversation we’ve had since I arrived home,” James said, carrying you into the kitchen where Euphemia was arranging daisies from the field out back behind their house.

“Oh, darling- James put her down before you drop her on her head! If it isn’t my favorite child,” Euphemia said with a wide smile as she pulled you into a warm hug, “It feels as though it's been forever- you look as beautiful as ever.”

“Thank you, Euphemia, it’s so lovely to see you, I’ve missed you more than Jamie,” You responded teasingly, throwing a smile at the already pouting boy.

The five of them, soon joined by Fleamont, sat around the table enjoying pastries, which Euphemia had baked and you had brought from France, and tea as you told them all about France and James, Sirius, and Remus told everyone (muggle-friendly) stories about all the mischief they had gotten into at school.

Hours passed and the sun began to set as you said your goodbyes, promising to come back in the morning to enjoy breakfast with them.

“Are you sure you don’t want to stay for dinner? You know there’s always an extra seat for you,” Euphemia asked, reminding you of the offer that has stood for years.

“Thank you, Euphemia, but I ought to head home, I still have to unpack and get settled back in. I’ll see you in the morning, thank you for having me over,” You called as James walked her to the door.

“Are you sure you don’t want to stay? I mean are your parents even making dinner?” James asked, concern etched across his face.

“Yeah, I’ll be fine, I promise. I’ll see you in the morning, Jamie,” You thanked, pressing a kiss on each side of James’ frowning face, “I swear, it’s okay. Now go do some stupid shit with Remus and Sirius.”

James smiled, “Goodnight, love.”

“Goodnight, Jamie.”

Later that night, James, Sirius, and Remus observed the dark window leading to your room, which was directly across from James’.

“Do you think she’s asleep?” James asked.

“Dunno, mate, it seems a bit early,” Sirius muttered.

“She just got back from France, she’s probably exhausted, Sirius,” Remus pointed out.

The three boys sat in silence for a while, continuing to watch the manor, void of any light within the house. The darkness was soon broken when a taxi pulled up to the house, shining its headlights onto the street in front of it. They watched as you, looking rather drunk, climbed out of the cab, along with a dark figure whose face they couldn’t see, and paid the driver. You waved the car off and it drove away, leaving the only source of illumination to be the glow of two lights on either side of the door to the house. The boys watched as you grabbed the hand of the figure, walked up to the front door, unlocked the door, and entered the house.

After waiting for a few minutes, all of which were spent whispering about the situation to each other, a dim lamp in your room flickered on and the attention of the marauders was turned back to the house. They watched as you and the figure walked in view of the window, which, in turn, made the two of you visible to the boys, who sat huddled together as you grasped the collar of the mystery person and pulled their head down to meet your lips in a sensual, drunken kiss, your hands entangling themselves in the curly hair of the still unknown person as their hands traveled up and down your body, grazing over your shoulders, back, hips, and ass. Your hands moved down to lift the shirt off of the person, the two breaking their kiss and light finally shining onto the face of your hookup.

“Holy shit.”

“Sirius is that-”

“Regulus? I think so.”

“Oh my Godric,” James muttered, gagging slightly at the image of one of his best friends swapping spit with Regulus Black, of all people. He glanced back at the window to see you now topless and Regulus groping at your breasts eagerly.

“This is so wrong,” Remus muttered, glancing over at his two friends.

“Which part? That my best friend, since I was two, is making out with Sirius’ brother- a Slytherin- or the fact that we’re watching it?!” James exclaimed.

“Both- dear Godric, we look like fucking pervs,” Remus muttered, shamefully glancing back at the window as both of your nude bodies moved back until you fell onto your bed, Regulus underneath you and you straddling his hips.

“Look at us, Rem- we’re camped at James’ window watching two people, that we know, getting it on! Shut the curtains,” Sirius exclaimed.

James stood up, reaching for the curtains before sparing one last glance at your window, eyeing your naked body rocking on Regulus’ with your head tossed back and his hands on your waist.

“I can’t believe it,” James muttered slumping onto his bed.

“It’s so fucking nasty- if I could, I would pay my entire lost inheritance to get rid of that image- don’t get me wrong, and sorry Prongs, she’s smokin’ hot, but with Regulus? Hell no,” Sirius complained.

“Padfoot-“ James whined, turning to face his friend, a disgruntled look on his face.

“Imagine what the rest of the Black family would say if they knew Regulus was…-” Sirius interrupted, pausing in disgust as the thought sunk into his mind.

“Having sex?” Remus continued for him.

“With a muggle. He’d be disowned faster than me,” Sirius muttered as his dark hair, which was very similar to Regulus’, hung over his face.

“Can we stop talking about my best friend fucking your brother, Sirius? It’s grossing me out more than I already am from seeing it,” James groaned from his bed, which was right next to the window.

“Yeah. Yeah, whatever. I need to go to bed before I vomit,” Sirius responded, climbing into one of the beds Mr. And Mrs. Potter had set up in advance of him and Remus staying for the summer.

The three boys muttered goodnights to each other, the rustling of sheets settling into a summer night's silence.

It didn’t take long for Remus and Sirius to be passed out on their respective beds, however, James was unable to sleep and remained lying on his bed. As he stared at the ceiling fan, he felt the itch to peek through the window and see if Regulus had left. Climbing out of bed, James glanced over at the sleeping bodies of his friends before pulling back the curtains just enough to see into your window, where he observed your nude form lying on Regulus Black’s chest, your sleeping face barely visible with the light of the moon shining through your window.

Regulus definitely hadn’t left.

Shamefully, James shut the curtains once more and returned to his bed, allowing the darkness of sleep to claim his confused, perverted mind.

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beetlewine-art · 1 month

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Hey guys, do you remember this post i made about an AU were Thomas is Batman and his sides are Batman villain: https://www.tumblr.com/beetlewine-art/710102337156530176/okay-listen-ive-been-thinking-a-lot-about-a?source=share

Well, i mentioned that i also wanted to make a post about the sides as Spiderman villains, so here is what i have so far:

Those are my takes, i want to clarify that i'm putting Virgil as Spiderman, mostly because i think it fits him too well. Also, i wasn't happy with making him any of the villains, i thought of making him Electro but i decided it didn't match well outside of the electric aesthetic. So far i think they all match pretty well, specialy Remus as Mysterio, i thought of switching Remus with Janus, but i am not sure. I feel like Remus could be an amazing villain if he had Mysterio's powers and the outfit just fits so nicely.

Roman is not in the post because, if i am honest, i have no idea of what villain he could be. I just can't make my mind about him, the only one that i can think about is Mysterio, but I already made Remus Mysterio and i don't want to repeat it. So, i am taking suggestion about wich villain would fit Roman the best, because at this point, my shipper side and my funny side is thinking about Roman being either one of this two:

Neither of them fit, but i'm a prinxiety shipper so in my mind it makes sense the Black Cat one. And for Carnage... Well, they both red, to be honest, it would be more about Roman having a Symbiote more than him being Carnage. So if anyone has more suggestions, i'm listening. (Might as well just make him MJ)

Also, about the Batman AU: I think i'm going to change some things, don't worry, Bane!Patton and Scarecrow!Virgil are staying, Remus is also staying the same most likely. I thought of changing him and instead of making him the Joker, i could make him "The Creeper" but aparently Creeper is not actualy a Batman Villain (i need to investigate more about him) and every Batman needs a Joker, so i think Remus is staying as the Joker. Logan and Janus are going to change, Logan is most likely going to replace Janus as Riddler and Janus is either going to be Two-Face or Pinguin, mixed a little with Killer Croc.

I'm, again, not sure about Roman. I want to keep i'm as The Music Meister but i also got some very cool suggestion from @donttellthemangosiwashere about making him Clayface or Babydoll and now i can't unsee it (Calendar Girl is good option too). I'll see what i do with him.

Tag list: @maze-arts @roman-can-gay @dorkyduckling16 @emomightmareace @full-of-roman-angst-trash @pyros-random-thoughts @skeleton-obsessed-idiot

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wolf-pads · 18 days

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"things my friends have said as marauders" pt 2

James: A creeper just blew me.

Remus and Sirius: WOAHHH!

James: No like it exploded!!

Remus: What, on your face? Graphic.

Sirius: Yeah we don't need that much detail.

#incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #padfoot #moony #prongs #sirius #sirius black #remus #remus lupin #james potter #wolfstar #dead gay wizards

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unethicalex · 18 days

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Sander Sides as quotes from my friends/family part 3:

Roman: I need to sing showtunes. I need a reason to live.

Remus: Yeah I'm going to attack him with a police taser and make him cry. Just so I can watch.

Logan: Virgil is staring creepily at you.

Remus: I love creepers.

Patton: Pickles? But French?

Roman: If I'm going to roleplay, I'm going to do it in person.

Janus: Normalize cutting out men's eyes like they SAY TO DO IN THE BIBLE!

Virgil, talking about Remus and Roman: They're twins and they look like bitches.

Roman: My eyes were not built for this. My eyes were built for looking at men.

Remus: Caterpillars or any religious text?

Remus: I'm going to do coke and preach to old lady's at church about how they're all sinners.

Patton: CO2? Like water?

Remus: My tummy hurts.

Janus: Then stop eating.

Remus: But it's rock hard and delicious.

Virgil: Can't you just use the sriracha?

Roman: That's ketchup on crack, I don't want that.

#sanders sides #sanderssides #virgil sanders #janus sanders #patton sanders #remus sanders #roman sanders #logan sanders

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goblinpuppy35 · 3 months

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Paw Prints in Fresh Soil

(Previous Chapter) - Part 5 - (Next Chapter)

Professor Remus x Male Reader

Summary: While teaching at Hogwarts Professor Lupin tries his best to conceal his strong crush for the green fingered grounds keeper Y/N but soon a strong friendship blooms into something more.

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It was a few weeks after Y/N had recovered. Throughout the week the sky was overcast by a blanket of light grey clouds and a gentle drizzle was descending upon the castle. The subtle tapping of the rain against the titled roofs could be heard from inside. Remus stared gloomily out of the window in his chambers while he sipped on his cup of tea. His living quarters felt vast and empty. Until this point Remus had always valued and preferred his solitary however now every time he turned towards his sofa he expected to see Y/N there and each time he was disappointed.

It was the weekend which meant no classes to distract him from his obvious feelings towards the groundskeeper. The academic schedule had kept both men apart from one another for what felt like an agonizingly long time, even there routine lunch 'date' had been postponed temporarily until further notice. Their interactions were hindered to professional acknowledgements in the hallways. "Proffesor Lupin" with a nod from Y/N, often carrying plant pots or gardening equipment, 'Mr Y/L/N' Remus retorted with a nod himself. Behind their polite greetings they both shared knowing looks and coy smiles which satisfied the other in knowing there was more than just a professional relationship at foot.

Alas these minor interactions no longer satisfied Remus, he had to see Y/N again properly. Making his way out into the cool courtyard his cloak trailed behind him in the breeze. His pace quickened to avoid the rain as he made his way to the greenhouse's glass door. All the glass panels of the building were fogged from within making it hard to see inside. With a loud creak of the old doors hinges Remus entered the greenhouse. He was happy to see Y/N's figure appear from the door way on the other side of the room almost instantly. Y/N wasn't wearing his overalls today, walking out in a brown and green waist coat with a dark green tie to match against his rolled up white shirt. Remus always liked the way Y/N dressed. "Proffesor Lupin .. Remus. Hello. What are you doing here?" Y/N's face showing genuine pleasure to see him. The rain outside began to pelt down harder and Remus was grateful to be inside, the greenhouse while not boiling was a comfortable temperature compared to the rest of the castle and the now familiar smell of earth and plants was comforting to the Professor, "I just came by to.. well, I needed to.." he sighed and then laughed "I just came by because I wanted to see you", Remus' bashful smile was met with a grin from Y/N.

"You look a lot better. How are you feeling?" Remus asked as he watched Y/N clip leaves off hanging creepers on the side wall. "My strength has been slowly coming back. Though I've been avoiding working outside when it's particularly cold, on days like this I'm grateful I can stay in here" as Y/N stretched his arms higher to reach the leaves his shirt lifted up lighting from his waist revealing the smallest amount of skin which Remus couldn't help but be transfixed by. Secretly Remus had spent many nights laying alone in his bed remembering every inch of Y/N's body he had touched while keeping him warm. Remus' fingertips tingled with the memories and in front of Y/N they started to twitch. "Oh! I've got something to tell you!" Y/N exclaimed dropping his arms and Remus' eyes instantly shot back up to meet Y/N's. "The herbology Professor is starting his sabbatical early and has asked me to teach his classes for the rest of the year!" Y/N clear excitement was infectious and Remus beamed towards his dear friend. "Congratulations Y/N that's wonderful news. I've honestly found teaching so rewarding, even if I still get a little nervous about it sometimes" while speaking Remus reached out and touched Y/N's upper arm affectionately, he could feel the smaller man's muscles tense from the interaction but Y/N didn't back away.

"Well I'm glad you came by because I actually want to ask you about something", now it was Remus' turn to tense up. "I've never taught a class before" Y/N admitted dishearteningly "I know what I'm doing on my own but the idea of teaching others is rather daunting.. would you be able to help work through my lesson plans, just so I know if I'm on the right track. I don't want to bore you with all my plant talk". Remus laughed gently looking down at Y/N "I quite enjoy your plant talk actually, but maybe that's because it just comes from you" both men laughed nervously together. "Thank you Remus. Look, I've already started to work on a schedule" and eagerly Y/N marched off into the greenhouse back room. After a few minutes of waiting Remus ventured closer to the open doorway.

Peering in Remus saw what seemed to be a reasonably sized walk in storage closet. Suspended from the ceiling was a series of bamboo poles and upon them hung an abundance of mismatching pots with hanging plants. As Remus ventured further Into the small room the top of his head brushed against the fern leaves. Y/N was kneeling on an old sofa, looking underneath it and pulling out books, papers and mugs. Studying the contents of the space more closely Remus also noticed to the left side of Y/N a bundle of blankets and pillows as well as a sink on the far side of the room with a large frosted glass window above it. Remus' tall frame was leaning against a thin wooden closet and as his long delicate fingers subtly opened to the door, he was able to see through the creak the small collection of shirts and colour waistcoats Remus has noticed Y/N wearing in a cycle. Every inch of space appeared to be covered by plants and books , even the walls had biological drawings of plants taped to them along with several record album sleeves. "Ah okay this is all the prep I have done so far" Y/N cried out with a sigh finally retrieving all his papers from under the sofa, at this point everything finally clicked in Remus' brain. "Y/N are you living in here!?", Y/N began to rub the back of his neck "Oh yeah. Considering I arrived at Hogwarts late all teaching accommodation was in full use. I don't mind it honestly. It's .. cosy", 'It's smaller than my bathroom!" explained Remus still in shock. "Alright bragger" Y/N jested but Remus was not so amused. It pained him to know after taking care of Y/N for a week so intimately that he has then let the young groundskeeper return to such a furlong living arrangement.

"Come on!" Remus ordered stretching his hand out towards Y/N. The groundskeeper looked confusingly up at him but still slowly reached out for Remus' hands, gasping in surprise when the Professor lifted him to his feet with ease. "I'm taking you to the Three Broomsticks. You deserve a proper drink and frankly the mess of your room is my forehead throb. We can go over your teaching plan there" Y/N only had enough to grab his overcoat before they exited the greenhouse into the cool evening air, still being led by Remus' grip. "Yes sir" Y/N said sarcastically but this sudden burst of confidence from Remus was incredibly attractive, equally Remus did his best to conceal how much he enjoyed hearing that title from Y/N's lips.

Y/N had never been to the nearby wizarding village and despite the harsh winter winds forcing them to hunch deep into their coats, Y/N's eyes widened curiosity. Stopping to observe every decorative shop window while Remus watched him tenderly a few paces behind, smiling lovingly behind this thick scarf. The warm interior of the Three Broomsticks was greatly welcomed by both men as they entered and chose a table far back close to the fireplace. Remus brought drinks to the table and slid one towards Y/N, "So this is fire whisky. Its pretty strong so try it and if its not for you we can get you a butter.." Remus trailed off as even before his first sip, he observed Y/N swiftly take a long enjoyable swing from his glass, licking his lips and thin moustache afterwards. "Mmmm tastes like Burdon. I used to be a bartender in a Muggle pub in my early twenties. There's no magic behind intoxication, it's the same no matter which world your in". The night continued on with Y/N telling stories of his time in hospitality and Remus laughing along while trying to keep pace with Y/N as glass after glass of fire whisky was consumed.

Sinking in his chair Remus felt the heat from the fire on his cheeks and a growing warmth of the alcohol in his throat. "You know Professor Lupin you baited me here on the invitation you would help me plan for my first class and instead you've just gotten me drunk" Y/N hummed across the table as he rolled his empty glass across the wood. With a drawn out sigh Remus sunk further into his seat before shooting upright and placing his elbows on the table. "In all seriousness Y/N you don't need my help. You are going to be a brilliant teacher. You already process all the skills to succeed, your intelligent, passionate, insightful .. I can just tell by looking into your eyes you have the determination and the ability to inspire others" Remus' eloquent speech was then followed by a series of drunken hiccups making Y/N snort before shifting in his own chair to match Remus slumped posture over the table. "Are you always this sappy when you drink Remus?" Y/N's glassy eyes were lost in Remus' sleepy gaze, "but thank you. Here's to me doing my best tomorrow" and Y/N tilted his already empty glass back up to his lips. "Wait.. wait..wait .. tomorrow?" mumbled Remus "you start teaching tomorrow". Y/N frowned "well.. actually I start today" he said looking down at his wrist watch. Remus bolted to his feet and then stumbled back a few paces before steading himself with a nearby chair. "We have to get you to bed Y/N!" Remus began to clumsily put his cloak out on "Sounds promising" mused Y/N as he helped steady the taller man while they exited the pub.

Half supporting and half falling over each other both men made their way back to the castle with Remus loudly telling Y/N teaching advice while is drunken companion shushed him betwixt his own laughter. Reaching the courtyard Y/N was about to separate but Remus pulled him close to his side "No .. no no Y/N. You're not sleeping in that cupboard. I simply can't have it" Y/N was in no mood to argue and happily welcomed any excuse to spend longer with the Professor. Eventually they made it to Remus' chambers, by this point Y/N had swept Remus' arm over his shoulder and was doing his best to guide him in the direction of his bedroom, "Thank you for a great night out" Y/N said between his heavy breathing as he finally dropped Remus' down onto his bed. The Professors long limbs stretching across the mattress like an ungrateful starfish. "No. No Y/N I should be thanking YOU! Since you arrived here you have made each day a genuine pleasure for me. Your friendship means so much to me". As with most drunken monologues a sudden change to wistful lamenting began to flow from Remus' tounge."Which is why I want to apologise to you Y/N.. you see I haven't been fully honest with you. There's something about me you should know .. you see I'm". It took Remus a few seconds to register the pressure on his lips forcing them to say closed. Y/N had leaned down over him, their bodies almost touching, and Y/N had pressed his finger onto Remus' lips, quietly shushing the Professor. "Remus" he said slowly "I think you're about to tell me something important so I think you should wait and tell it to me when you're sober okay. Try to get some sleep now alright. I will be in the next room if you need me." As Y/N lifted up off the bed and removed his finger from Remus' mouth he felt the slightest amount of pull from Remus' lips, as if he'd barely kissed his finger. The older man was already falling into an unconscious as Y/N gingerly made his way into the other room, taking one last look at Professor Lupin, smiling and then exiting.

It was the loud bells to indicate the start of the first class which woke Remus up violently the next morning. Nothing felt as bad as how his poor body felt after a transformation however this hangover was a close second. Alas Remus was unable to stay in his ill state long as he realised he had a class of fifth years waiting for him. Rapidly he got out of, though more accurately fell out of bed and scrambled to get his robes on. Hopping down the stairs from his bedroom while putting his socks on Remus scanned his chambers for Y/N but the whole place was empty. He had no time to be sad about his absence though as he rushed towards to the Dark Arts classroom.

Several students were still only just entering the room at the same time Remus was. "Alright class come along. I will ignore that some of you are late .. if you ignore the fact I was the latest" to combat his embarrassment Remus jumped straight into teaching and although his head was throbbing he was as equipped as ever in producing a stirring and enlightening lecture to the students. During the second half of the lesson as his students read through their textbooks Remus was able to take a well needed rest at his desk. It wasn't until he had been sitting in silence for several minutes that he noticed an unusual new item. To the left on his desk was a small pot with a tall shoot erupting from the soil. Along the stem were several bright green leaves and upon the top of a single beautiful white petaled flower, softly glowing in the morning sun. Remus thought it was stunning. Next to the pot was a glass of water and a small note with his name written on it.

Carefully Remus picked up the folded note and began to read it;

'Remus, sorry for leaving yourself without saying anything. I had to go back to prepare for my first class! To say thank you for all your encouragement I wanted to give you this sunlight plant. During the day it leaves and petals thrive and during the night it changes colour and hides its precious petals away until down. I find this transformation beautiful and I hope you do too. P.s half the pint of water is for the plant and the other half if for yourself. Remember to stay hydrated today. Best wishes Y/N'.

Remus smiles to himself before following the notes instructions. He spent the whole day of teaching constantly looking towards his desk, towards the plant, and smiling with joy.

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accio-sriracha · 5 months

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Marauders as conversations I've had with my three brothers.

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*playing mario party*

Sirius: What even is birdo?

Remus: Are you kidding me?

Sirius: No... What it's like a- it's like a duck, right?

James: *laughing and spitting out soda* A duck?

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Peter: Can somebody please give me some sugar, I'm going to like pass out.

James: *walking towards him with stretched arms* Okay, c'mere bro, I'll give you some sugar.

Peter: *running away screaming*

Sirius: *watching the chaos* Who even says 'give me some sugar' anymore?

Remus: Fuck if I know man, I just live here.

~~~♤~~~

James: We have a lot of weird conversations in the car

Sirius: I guess, idk they seem normal to me.

James: Pads, you literally just told me you would torture zombies into submission in an apocalypse...

Sirius: ... okay maybe you're right.

James: We should have more serious conversations like... like our taxes or something.

Sirius: If I ever talk to you about my taxes just fucking shoot me.

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James: I just built an entire working community complete with a hospital and a grocery store in minecraft.

Sirius: Oh yeah? I just put on knee high socks without rolling them up first.

James: *sighing* fuck you got me there, man.

Remus: *staring at them both in disappointment* I cannot believe I live with you two.

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*in the car blasting 'I Want It That Way' by the Backstreet Boys*

James: *singing horribly* YOU ARE... MY FIRE

Sirius: *literally just screeches* THE ONE... DESIREEEE

Peter: *absolute war-cry* BELIEVE... WHEN I SAY-

All three of them: *whales are terrified across the globe* I WANT IT THAAAT WAYYYY

Remus: *curled up in the backseat trying to read* What is my life?

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*playing minecraft*

James: YOU FUCKING BLEW UP MY HOUSE YOU DICKBAG!

Sirius: I'M LITERALLY TELLING YOU IT WASN'T ME!!

Peter: *shaking in creeper magnet* What if we all just have some chips guys??

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*texting*

Sirius: Can u plz get me diet soda while ur @ the store

Remus: No.

Sirius: Plz, im dying, i rlly need drinks

Remus: Text me properly and maybe I'll consider it.

Sirius: ughhhhh nvm ill ask james

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Sirius: That basketball game was so much fun, dude, we got some free stuff!!

Remus: How'd you get those?

Peter: *sighing* He stole them off of a table and ran away.

Sirius: *nodding* We also got taco bell :)

Remus: You know what, remind me not to ask next time.

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*Peter and Remus prepping a meal*

Sirius: You ever wonder if fruit can feel things?

James: *not looking up from his phone* They can.

Peter: *Horrified*

Remus: Well, there goes my help for the fruit salad.

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Remus: I really just want to go home and drink tea and read my book, not gonna lie.

James: You are such a nerd.

Peter: Says the guy with like 400 Pokémon cards.

James: *gasping* Those are collectors items, leave them out of this.

~~~♤~~~

James: These are my brothers, Peter and Remus.

Sirius: *offended*

James: *quietly* I try not to introduce you if I can help it, it scares people off.

~~~♤~~~

James: *walking through the door* Hey guys, I'm back!

Sirius: *screaming at Peter to turn off the smoke detector*

Peter: *literally trying to put out a fire*

Fire: *is from a microwaved ramen with no water in it*

The entire house: *smoking and smells like radioactive styrofoam*

Remus: *lying face down on the couch low-key sobbing while listening to spotify*

James: *turning back around* You know, one of these days I'll come home to a normal household.

James: Maybe you'll all be dead, but it'll be normal.

~~~♤~~~

#its me im remus #marauders as conversations with my brothers #marauders as things my friends have said #incorrect marauders quotes #the one i used for peter is type one diabetic so its funnier #harry potter #marauders #marauders era #marauders headcanon #dont judge us we're happy being weird #we also play a lot of minecraft #incorrect quotes #we also curse a lot im sorry

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purplegreenbracket · 1 year

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32-Seeded Bracket

This is how things are currently looking! I’m trusting the ways of traditional bracket making because I don’t want to mess with math (I’m bad at it) HOWEVER!! if there’s constructive enough criticism I’ll look into changing a few things here and there! I’ll leave this up for today, and we can hopefully start tomorrow if potential changes aren’t too difficult!

SIDE A:

Raven & Beast Boy [Teen Titans] vs. Kirigiri Kyoko & Naegi Makoto [Danganronpa]

Rui Kamishiro & Nene Kusanagi [Project SEKAI] vs. Edward Nygma & Oswald Cobblepot [Gotham]

Twilight Sparkle & Spike [My Little Pony] vs. Fear & Disgust [Inside Out]

Cyno & Tighnari [Genshin Impact] vs. Purple & Green [Animation vs Minecraft]

Professor Venemous & Lord Boxman [O.K.! KO Let’s Be Heroes] vs. Luca & Alberto [Luca]

Lollipop & Gelatin [Battle for Dream Island] vs. Donatello & April [Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]

Garmadon & Lloyd [Lego Ninjago] vs. Enderman & Creeper [Minecraft]

Purple Guy & Springtrap [FNAF] vs. Susie & Kris [Deltarune]

SIDE B:

Amethyst & Peridot [Steven Universe] vs. Wave & Jet [Sonic]

Bruce Banner & The Hulk [Marvel] vs. Espio & Vector [Sonic]

Luz & Amity [The Owl House] vs. Senku Ishigami & Gen Asagiri [Dr. Stone]

Yesod & Netzach [Lobotomy Corporation] vs. Jumba & Pleakley [Lilo & Stitch]

Rose & Kanaya [Homestuck] vs. Mollymauk Tealeaf & Fjord [Critical Role]

Mike Wazowski & Celia Mae [Monsters Inc.] vs. Virgil & Remus [Sanders Sides]

Link & Zelda [Legend of Zelda] vs. Gon & Killua [Hunter x Hunter]

Liam de Lioncourt & Brian Yu [Monster Prom] vs. Waluigi & Luigi [Mario Bros.]

behind the scenes bonus thoughts below

🟢 despite jjba showing up a lot in submissions, duo dynamics were inconsistent. a bunch of characters were only submitted once. i tried to get jojo rep in there by putting the most submitted duo in the prelims but it ultimately didn't work im sorry 😭

🟣 i was surprised by the lack of killua and gon submissions, i guess bc killua might be more blue-coded. i mean they're still in there but they're placed lower than i expected at #22

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the-voidspace-system · 1 month

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INTERACTABLE ALTS

These are the alts that are currently fine with/available to be interacted with (subject to change, sorted by category)

Main Hosts-

Cryptid (unavailable until further notice due to mental reasons)

Bakugou

Sam/Mr. S

Co-hosts-

Karasu

Floyd Leech

MHA-

Aizawa

Present Mic

Oboro Shirakumo

Denki Kaminari

Eijiro Kirishima

Tomura Shigaraki

Dabi

Himiko Toga

Izuku Midoriya

Hitoshi Shinsou

Hawks

Shoto Todoroki

Natsuo Todoroki

Twice

Villain Shoto

TWST-

Deuce Space

Riddle Rosehearts

Trey Clover

Epel Felmier

Jade Leech

Azul Ashengrotto

Grim

Lilia Vanrouge

Silver

Divus Crewel

Kalim Al-Asim

Leona Kingscholar

Idia Shroud

Ortho Shroud

Undertale/Deltarune (+AUs-

Sans

Papyrus

Gaster

Frisk

Chara

Kris

Fell Sans

Swap Sans/Blue

Swap Papyrus

Error

Geno

Paperjam

Ink

Nightmare

Killer

Horror

Mettaton

Vocaloid/Project Sekai-

Hatsune Miku

Kaito

Len Kagamine

Rin Kagamime

Luka Megurine

Fukase

Oliver

Akito Shinonome

Toya Aoyagi

Rui Kamishiro

Tsukasa Tenma

Sonic-

Tails

Shadow the hedgehog

Silver the hedgehog

Metal Sonic

Persona 5-

Ren Amamiya

Goro Akechi

Futaba Sakura

Ryuji Sakamoto

Ann Takamaki

Yusuke Kitagawa

Obey Me-

Mammon

Leviathan

Beelzebub

Belphegor (don't expect much. He sleepy)

Simeon

Solomon

Barbatos

Sanders Sides-

Virgil

Roman

Logan

Patton

Remus

Janus

Creepypasta/Marble Hornets-

Jeff the killer

Ticci Toby

Brian Thomas/Hoodie

Tim Wright/Masky

Slenderman

Ben Drowned

Helen Otis/Bloody Painter

FNAF-

Glamrock Freddy

Glamrock Bonnie

Nightmare Freddy

Animal Crossing-

Orville

Wilbur

Tom Nook

Minecraft-

Nocte (Enderman)

Ignition (Creeper)

Dismal (Ghast)

Lunos (Warden. Someone else will respond for him)

Brain alts-

Mirai Aizawa (biological daughter of Shota Aizawa)

Uta Yamada (biological daughter of Present Mic)

Unsei Aizawa-Yamada (adopted daughter of Aizawa and Present Mic)

Itami Takami (younger half-sister of Hawks. Ask for the lore)

Hikage

Mikuyumi (pokémon trainer, daughter of Professor Kukui)

Miyuki (pokémon trainer, daughter of Giovanni)

Naomi (pokémon trainer, daughter of Chairman Rose)

Ebony (ghost of Lavender Town)

Orthrukon

Zulrynth

Vanilla (red panda animatronic, likely associated with Security Breach)

Akuma (essentially the TWST MC)

Devi Crewel (Divus Crewel's daughter, has permission to stay in Heartslaybul)

Hattrene Maddaroni (twisted on the Mad Hatter, snuck into Heartslaybul and started hosting tea parties)

Sage (white lioness, Leona's childhood friend, hangs out in Savanaclaw)

Luna Illumoise (moon jellyfish mermaid, was allowed into NRC due to Azul paying off Crowley, member of Octavinelle)

Risha Al-Babgaa (usually shapeshifts into a parrot and either hides in Scarabia or perches on Jamil's or Kalim's shoulder)

Ashlynn Vargas (daughter of Ashton Vargas, was told to stay in Pomefiore due to Ashton not trusting any of the other boys around his daughter)

Pandora (coder/programmer, hides in Ignihyde to get away from everyone)

Raven Crowley (daughter of Dire Crowley, only allowed to attend NRC because of that, was placed in Diasomnia)

Aine

Matsuba Zankoku

Seren Grimm

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ask-fantasy-sanders-sides · 2 years

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Does Brondhar know who Remus is, and if the answer is yes, are they close friends?

(Brondhar laughs,)

Brondhar: Yeah, I know the bastard! And no, we ain't close, but I'm fond of 'im. He's the kind of guy that grows on you like a fungus the more you see him.

Patton: Really?

Brondhar: O'course! I met the bumbling giant while Virgil was sneaking him out of the Underdark, back before either of them could really understand each other. But if there's one thing those maniacs have in common, it's that you cannot separate them from their chosen charity cases.

Brondhar: He's fucking crazy alright, but he's a good lad, honest and loyal. First person like that Virgil had ever met, and it confused him enough to keep him around. And now?

(Brondhar whistles,)

Brondhar: Like creeper on cavewater! You couldn't separate the two if you tried.

(...Patton decides not to comment.)

Brondhar: If he's in town, I'd like to meet him in the ring at the party tonight. He's always a good fight! Not many folks around here wrestle like he does, since they're all "graceful and serene" 'n shit. Reminds me of my younger days! Heh!

#lets roll #please tell me if i need to tag anything else!#ranger brondhar

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itsjustfire4 · 1 year

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Marauders as things my friends and I have said.. again (pt. 3)

Sirius: blonde/neg 🙄

Peter: I'M BLONDE?

Sirius: Get well soon

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Peter: what is the gay pirates hell is going on?

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Sirius: what the fuck no gay peopel in bro squad

James: bro homie pal home slice i would never do such non sock behavoir believe me

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James: *panicking over reading something wrong his crush sent him*

Sirius: Tell him you have dyslexia hoes love that

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Sirius: all the great punks be gay with their homies

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Sirius: Man I wanna paint my nails black again but like- i cant do my right hand! If only there was some attractive-person-soon-to-be-my-partner to do it for me! *dramatic sigh*

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Remus: I don’t wanna cry rn I have homework to do!

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*Peter & Sirius plying Mc*

Peter: Hey i found you’re favorite in thing!

Sirius: DICK?!

Peter: Coal?

Sirius: CREEPER AWW MAN

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Remus: Wait can you curse a penis?

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Remus: Why is the past day have i been confessed to by 3 people

James: my boy has bitches

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Remus: do you think i chose to be homosexual??????

Sirius: isn’t homosexuality a choice?

Remus: you’re right, thank you for bringing me to the light of jesus.. quite the light it is

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*Peter finds Remus’s address and threatens to come over*

Remus: IM NOT EVEN HOME ITS JUST MY DOG

Peter: bout to postcard ur dog <3

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Remus: also i’m not in toe of country town so i can be gay again

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Sirius: yay pears woo🍐🍐🍐

i love pears🍐🍐🍐

pears woo🍐🍐🍐

i love pears they the best fruit out there wooo🍐🍐🍐

James: pee

Sirius: i can't keep pretending Prongs i have something really serious to tell you but you have to promise this won't change our friendship

James: ok whats up

Sirius: i dicking hate pears

James: disgraceful

our friendship is over

i hate you

Sirius: Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

#marauders #marauders era #wolfstar #james & peter & remus & sirius #james potter #peter pettigrew #sirius black #remus x sirius #remus lupin #quotes #harry potter #marauders are gay #I love quoting my dumb gay friends <3

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