#fleek too ig

[barbnumber1fan]

THE TIME HAS COME

ADORATION!branch au is FINALLY in business omg

anyways so yea yk how the pop energy was sucked away from floyd with v&v? WELL WHAT IF YOU TURNED THAT SHIT BACKWARDS?

basically, Mount Rageous is known for mistreating trolls. eventually, Branch, being the awesome troll he is, he makes like this rescue group ig? To save the trolls from the Mount Rageons that mistreat trolls.

Next thing yk, the first rescue goes HORRIBLY WRONG. ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLY WRONG.

See, there were multiple trolls in one place at that point. That obviously created a lot of pop energy right? Well, these specific Mount Rageons put their pop energy blah blah blah in a bag or container or something. So Branch accidentally breaks one and…

Yeah. He gets WAYYY too much pop for his own good. And this is gonna sound bad, but he’s kinda HIGH on pop music? Like, he’s definitely not normal.

He goes missing after that.

And there also happens to be a mysterious troll spreading pop music just like Queen Barb did with rock ;)

Seems like an overdose of pop music can affect you in ways other than a migraine (LMFAO)

So yeah, his nails (that are ON FLEEK if I may mention) are actually CLAWS. That are caused by the excessive amount of pop energy flowing in him.

Plus the pink other stuff, the eyes, yada yada… may I just say his clothes ATE.

#trolls band together #dreamworks trolls #trolls #adoration!branch #AUGHH FIRST POST FOR HIM #hi im back #btw #brozone #mount rageous #pop

[asterism-collective]

Rating my alters cause I’m bored and unoriginal

(idea stolen from @idratherhavecake)

This is all lighthearted

Everix: 7/10 they’re ok, but I’m an introject of their oc so I have a grudge against him by default. I try not to be similar to ae as possible bc im their self insert and that’s mad awkward—

The Contra: -1/10 a bitch. I think I’m a persecutor and I meet this mf

Lady Opera: 8.5/10 a girlboss, violent tendencies but it’s ok she can slay her way through it, got a good mindset I love her, literal evil queen vibes

Latwinksha: 4/10 go to sleep wtf bestie. no sane human remains sane after talking to her. how do you not have drugs or alcohol in ur system (haha)

Ian: 9/10 he’s a great kid! I hate children tho

Bear: 9/10 too he seems fun to talk to /j /lh (he’s mute) but anyway we both like choc chip cookies so slay

Keisha: -10/10 get your horknee away from me bitch 🤨🤨 confronting with her is the absolute worst experience ever (I am aroace)

Achilles: 5/10 sometimes a bitch, sometimes a dumbass but generally pretty ok, he’s a lil too good when it comes to gatekeeping and pretends there aren’t other alters sometimes

Mayflower/Fluttershy: 7/10 ig, token cottagecore lesbian but like she’s cool! has way too much patience for one person tho

Claudius: 6/10 depressed poet. dipped halfway through an assignment about him for school, talks like an English professor, lowkey scares me

Q: 2/10 idk shit about them LMAO they had a weird name tho

Violia: 5/10 she/he pronouns are cool, you look cool, idk your personality

Vaz (Vazerius): 8/10 gay uncle energy, sarcasm on fleek but very laid back. do something you vampire idk bite an apple or something

Moira: 3/10 shes a Nice Girl™️, we don’t vibe. only thing in common is we like vanilla ice cream

Casse: 8/10 cool energy, would probably set something on fire, the type of person to drag me to the roof of a school to skip class

Jex: -3/10 I don’t trust ppl with neon hair 🙄🙄/s

Artemis: 2/10 THIS MF WRITES PAPERS FOR FUN???? gootbye

Pip: 7/10 manic feral energy I love them

Gran: 2/10 idk shit except they’re scared of everything

Cordelia: 9/10 trauma holder buddies! also someone give her a hug

Emily: 6/10 l don’t like childrencore! She’s cute tho I’d get her a mlp coloring book and toys for her bday

Xen: 3/10 you look cool idk personality

Eloise: -100/10 I don’t like you (she’s a nice person tho..)

Olivia: 4/10 ig, she and kabri bonded over discord and Minecraft so they’re cool

Orieole: 10/10 meme material right here. unsure if ey have nipples/ ij

Aiden: 7/10 older brother vibes, reminds me of my older bro a little bit. first time he fronted he was immediately like “oh shit I have an ass and tits”

Ivan: -3/10 FERAL. FUCKIGN TERRIFYING WHAT THE HELL.

Hal: 5/10 femboy, don’t know much about him

Maria: 6/10 gives us religion issues bc she’s a witch but she’s v cool, old lady vibes tho

Rea: -800/10 source issues I hate him. also fire and water don’t mix at all bye bitch

Quinn/ Elliot/ Clyde: 4/10 definition of a tiktok emo boy

Nin: 7/10 caretaker robot, she’s cool, I like how she looks too but hasn’t been around so idk much about her

Fatimah: 1/10 we don’t get along at all, too religious, don’t like her vibe

Kabri: 10/10 my brother I love him what up my guy?!? cofronting is so fun I went on a road trip with him, my gay trans boy right here <3

Akira: 5/10 shes from source, was p nice to me I’m just iffy she exists

#sabrina posts | 🌊 #tw suggestive #religion tw #anti endo #endos dni #osdd 1b #did #osdd system #osdd #actually traumagenic #system #osddid #system game #ty ace for the idea

[athlen-the-merman]

Genshin main rating

rating genshin mains coming from a keqing and ayaka main

~Bennett

-omfg ilysm bro you're the best

-y'all are so sweet

-marry me

10000/10

~Tartaglia

-either really scary or really sweet and funny

-if you're type 2 hmu.

-lol Ed sheeran

7/10

~Keqing

-y'all that's me

-head empty. only high damage.

-we got her as our first 5 star didn't we

6/10

~Albedo

-never met one

-y'all I love albedo sm

8/10

~Venti

-ARE YALL OKAY

-I'M WORRIED FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH

-overall 7/10

~Barbara

-y'all have a pocket statue of the seven

-c6 barbs is cool

-really chill

7/10

-Diluc

-only met one

-I'm so jealous. I love diluc.

-y'all are so nice and for what

8/10

~Xingqiu

-your builds are usually real bad. mine are too ngl

-y'all always lag sm

-no you can't fight oceanide with a hydro character

-hello lgbtq community

5/10

~Kaeya

-great damage I see

-y'all are not as horny as they say you are

-very noice

8/10

~Klee

-annoying

-can be nice.

4'5/10

~Diona

-I don't like you

-I have no reasons, I just don't.

2/10

~Hu Tao

-I haven't got Barbara c6 bro idk if I could play w yall

-very high damage

-I like you

7/10

~Eula

-omfg I've never met one

-I love Eula

-you're lucky my *dear friend*

7/10

~Sucrose

-I met one when I was AR 18 and they helped me find anemoculi

-so sweet omg ily

-here's my credit card info <3

10/10

~Xiao

-hey yall have a pocket trampoline istg

-a bit sour and mean

-you are nice with selected people

6/10

~Rosaria

-pls I hate rosaria. I got her c4

-y'all r nice ig

5/10

~Kazuha

-very polite

-nothing more to say

7/10

~Qiqi

-what 5 star where you *actually* wishing for?

-lolz u got qiqi

-the best at builds

6/10

~Jean

-stop throwing people off cliffs pls it's not funny anymore.

-haha simp

6/10

~Ningguang

-also the best at builds

-great damage my friend

8/10

~Beidou

-you're gay

-that's okay

7/10

~Ayaka

-lol same

-pls we have to stop bringing our level 50 ayaka to level 80 domains

-we're so nice

9/10

~Yanfei

-dw yall haven't got off brand Klee

-so sweet

-but stop lecturing ppl pls

7/10

~Zhongli

-omg what a dumptruck of an ass

-osmanthus winE

8/10

~Noelle

-that damage is on fleek ma friend

-y'all r amazing at builds

-so so so so so nice

9/10

~Traveler

-uh yall okay?

-I don't like you

-traveler level 90

1/10

~Sayu

-timmie hates u

-cmon kill his birbs I'm hungry

5/10

~Ganyu

-the ammount of dn jokes u make

-y'all kinda sad tho

7/10

~Razor

-hmm okay yall have good taste

-I like potatoes

8/10

~Lisa

-omg u have the prettiest main and you know it

-hothothot

7/10

~Amber

-do people still use her past AR 20?

-wow I was unaware of your existence

3/10

~Yoimiya

-same problem as ayaka mains. your yoimiya is level 50 at best.

6/10

~Chongyun

-OMG SO SWEEEEET

-GREAT BUILDS LOVE

9/10

~Mona

-please how does your mona do 91836028 damage

-EVEN WITH HYDRO OPPONENTS

7/10

~Xinyan

-okay i love Xinyan, but I think it's time to move on...

6/10

~Fischl

-she has waaaaay too low HP for me

-good main tho

-y'all tough

8/10

~Xiangling

-GUOBA

-great people

8/10

#gay #genshin headcanons #omg tartaglia #venti #all genshin characters #genshin impact #g e n s h i n #keqing

[megandzane]

Omg don’t remind me of Meghan’s ig hashtag usage. She really did hashtag every other word or use #fleek way too much 😭. I was so confused at first because she appeared to be mid twenties

She was doing her best!

But She wasn’t even old enough to be from a generation that doesn’t use social media regularly. I think she was just one of those people who never got into it until they were forced to for work, it was the producers who told the cast to built their social media presence to help promote the show. There’s no entertainers without a social media presence now. I think she definitely learned, but some of her long captions still didn’t read the way other’s on IG would ( which I found endearing and refreshing)

#the way she tagged everything tho #Even her age wasn’t an explanation bc early to mid thirties isn’t old #we got mail #girl just isnt that tech savvy and thats okay #i remember during a suits livestream once she couldnt figure out how to navigate #She’s an old soul

[evelynhug0]

tag game!

i turned one of my types of people post into a tag meme again sthkksdjhfalsdkk i’m so sorry guys you don’t have to do it but I LOVE THESE

rules: bold what applies to you. it’ll show you what kind of student you are. then tag some people so they can find out too hehe :)

never shows up but still get good grades: bullet journal, never goes anywhere without headphones, drinks boxed water, thrift shop sweaters, never says anything but knows the answer to everything, loves grumpy cat

stressed but still trying to look good: colorful sweaters, gets like 4 hours of sleep, forgets to hand in assignments, coffee, fancy stationery, always wearing full face make-up

everyone's secret crush: colored hair, eyeliner on fleek, pink lipstick, short skirts, doesn't say a lot, smart, good-looking, has lots of followers on social media

future psychology student: soft, loves doing research on weird stuff, no make-up, does not get a lot of sleep but is never tired, smart, sensitive, carries around heavy books

about to drop out: spends too much time on instagram, naps a lot, ramen, loves memes, always forgets their charger, eats in class, always tired, "wait, that was due today?"

new student: chronic bitch face, oversized sweaters, loves art, cinephile, addicted to their phone, smiles but doesn't talk much

class clown: always joking, pranking teachers, runs a meme IG, loud laugh, white shirts, draws on their shoes, chewing gum addict, has a weird tattoo

former private school student: loves wearing uniforms, more issues than vogue, prefers tea over coffee, dirty mind, long hair, hates backpacks, never not wearing earrings, never pays attention, "my dad will sue you"

future influencer: always looking at that damn phone in class, checkboard vans, sends snaps in class, sighs a lot, drinks detox tea and lemon water, perfect eyebrows, fake nails, "who needs school when you can have sushi"

sad person sitting in the back: grey hoodies, not so secretly an emo, writes song lyrics in their notebooks, rolls their eyes at the teacher, always on the verge of a breakdown

i tag: @unafragola @virgo-notvirgin @babynightmarelady @no-obviously @shakesboy y’all don’t feel forced to do it pls xx

#lol #new student #i know only few people from my class so... not wrong haha #tag #tagged #tag game #lmao i am also quite the former privat school student which is not too wrong cuz i went to a private school for one year #and i'm also always sad and sitting in the back lmao it is accurate for me

[summerrrluvvv]

Chapter 1:

Music Featured in This Chapter: Sound Track Now Available On Spotify

Sweet Life by Frank Ocean

Bad by Wale

Neighbors Know My Name by Trey Songz

So Gone By Monica

Tye:

 “The best song wasn’t the single, but you weren’t either, living in Ladera Heights, black Beverly Hills” I sang along to “Sweet Life” by Frank Ocean as I was packing. In almost 48 hrs., I was going to Miami. Every Summer we take an annual Girls Trip that we take every year with all my girls but only this year it was just the four of us. “Knock, Knock” I got up and looked through my peephole and seen it was Samar. “What up homie?!” He said being playful. “Stop Samar I’m busy, I got to pack and shit” Samar was my best guy friend that I so happen to have feelings for, but I never told him. “Oh yeah Miami with the girls omg girls trip fun times were going to sip margaritas and party and fuck on the beach yeah Miami” Samar said imitating a female. I rolled my eyes. “You gone be down there too aren’t you for Lit and Wild Festival why you over here talking, probably got Hella hoes lined up” He pretended to pop his collar. “Well the ladies do look cool Samar” I pushed him out my way. “Nigga you aight” I lied. Samar was fine as hell he had fly ass swagger. “Nigga I’m the shit what about oh boy um what’s him Lipton Tea?” He asked. I rolled my eyes. “Quinton, Q for short dumb ass” I said sitting down folding my cute swim wear. “Where you going in that baby ass one piece?? You are doing only fans?” He asked me. I bust out laughing. “Samar shut the fuck up!” I said to him. “Nah for real that’s for Q dawg?” He asked. Quinton was my little fling over the semester he was sweet, but shit was not there for us. “Quinton and I are over, shit was getting out of hand” I told Him. “Good” He simply said. I looked at him. “Well yeah cause its gone be plenty of fish in the sea of Miami” I said doing a little dance. “Look at you just fast ass little girl” I laughed at Samar acting disgusted. “Well I’m going to let you finish packing Tye, Ms. Matthews if you nasty, see you in Miami fam, I’m going hit yo line” he told me before leaving. I smiled at the thought of Miami being my time to finally tell him how I felt.

 Zion: 

“Come on Z baby, why you got to play so hard man” Jacquez kept saying to me. He was a guy I was talking to that got caught up in his feelings. I told him what the fuck it was, now he wants to stalk me. “Jacquez move out the way I got to take my next guest” I said. I was a cashier at Gucci. “Z man you playing with a nigga emotions and that’s fucked up” He said. I sighed and palmed my face. “Jacquez don’t make me call security, this why we can’t be cool, I told you don’t get attached to me I not with none of that lovey dovey shit now please honey stop making a fool of yourself its so many hoes in this mall you can try stop pressing me” I told him. He sucked his teeth in. “Man fuck you, you ain’t nothing but a hoe anyways acting like you high and mighty bitch” He said and knocked my credit card pamphlets off the register. I looked at the customers and smiled. “Ok next guest” I said, cause fuck him. After work I headed home, I called Melody on my way. “Hey girl what’s up??” She said. “Tell me why that nigga Jacquez popped at my job this time girl like nigga the dates where nice I appreciate you going down on me all the time but time is up sir I’m bored next caller!” I said. Melody bust out laughing. “No, I feel you, I been out here trying to date and nah I am not feeling it” She said. “Don’t get me wrong Mel, I want the love and shit it’s just easy to stay protected than to be so open, fuck these niggas till I get a nigga that knock my socks off, like them bitches fly right off like swoop” I told her. We both started laughing. “Z get the fuck of my line with this shit girl I’m screaming, maybe you can get you a boo in Miami or something” Mel said. I scrunched my face up. “Nah it’s a girl’s trip, I’m going to be with my bitches getting litty in the Miami City, I just got my fashion nova swim suits in the mail today, we going to have fun” I tell her. “My swimsuits from Pretty Little Thing came in today too, plus I went shopping and got me some cute ass clothes at this little hood boutique” She said. We talked all the way till I got home. “Aight Mel, I got to go in the house, Ima see you at Tye’s on Friday”. “Aight girl bye” We hung up and I gathered my things to go into my house.

 Melody:

 “Let’s keep it soft and warm with the quiet storm on V103 yeah”. Trey Songs “Neighbors Know My Name” started playing as I drove on the highway home from Lenox Mall. As I was driving, I got a call from my sister Tamia. “Yes TiTi” I said annoyed. “Guess who followed me back on IG?” She asked. I shrugged. “I don’t know Ti, who?” I said. She sucked her teeth at me. “Girl Isaac, I was like boy bye what do you want?, he gone leave you cause he say you do too much and don’t love yourself saying don’t hit his line and shit but months later gone follow me and then gone say how is everybody, aka how is Melody I see she fine as hell now and I’m trying to slide through” My sister said. I slightly laughed. Isaac was my ex-boyfriend of 5yrs. He was the love of my life and I was crazy as hell over that nigga but he broke my heart and it took a little minute to heal and then I finally was able to let go, he been doing his T-shirt business and shitwe still follow each other. I just stay lowkey because I am waiting till Miami to post my post break up glow up pics. I lost weight, got me a bomb ass job, I am glowing, skin on fleek, booty popping like I am happy for the growth, and who I am becoming. “Ti, I don’t care about Isaac anymore, don’t mention him to me anymore it’s been 6months and I’m doing amazing he can kiss my ass” I said. “Well ok then, I’m just informing you, so you won’t be surprised that’s what big sisters do” She said. I rolled my eyes. “Tamia thank you for the update I’m good, I’m going to call you before I leave for Miami” I said. She sighed over the phone. “Okay bye rude ass little girl” She said. I palmed my face. “Tamia don’t start” I said. “Mmmhm” She hung up the phone. When I got to my apartment. My dog Yoda was waiting for me, she was a yorkie. “Hey baby” I said as I picked her up. I got undressed and unwind and sat on my couch scrolling through IG. I was curious to see Isaac page, as I scrolled and looked at his pics. He still looked good, it took me sometime to be able to look at him again without crying but now I can do it and not feel anyways. “Hey girl, you pack yet?” Tye texted me. “Not yet but Ima bout too” I replied. “We bout to be in Miami Bitch” Tye texted. All I could think about was the fine ass men in Miami, get me a little fling, hang with my girls and being free.

 Ariana:

 I got out my car and slammed the door. I was heated as fuck. My boyfriend had finessed me and took my virginity then broke up with me for some new bitch. I pulled up to his apartment ready to fight. I went to his door and banged on it like I was the motherfucking police. “Marlon open up this got damn door now!” I yelled. His neighbors peeped out they doors. “Hi the fuck”. I said looking at them. Some bitch swung open the door with Marlon behind her. “Bitch leave my man alone, he done with yo unexperienced ass” She said. I walked up on her. “Wrong bitch mam” I said. She smirked at me. “Do something” She said. I pushed her the fuck back to get to Marlon. “Aye chill Ariana damn” He said as I was hitting him. “Get off him” His little Chihuahua cried. I pushed her back until Marlon got the upper hand and pinned me to wall. “Calm yo ass down Ari, I told you what it was, I just wanted yo virginity that’s it, sorry I played you now get the fuck out” I pushed him back and slapped his bitch. “Fuck this shit!” I said mad as hell. I had tears in my eyes, but I didn’t drop them until I got in my car and drove home. Why did I let him do me like that? I want to kill him so bad. What the fuck! I thought to myself. I called Tye but she didn’t answer, I called Mel and she was busy too. So, I called Zion. “Hey Ari, you good?” She asked. I started crying. “No, fucking Marlon played the fuck out of me, he told the whole campus we fucked and then he dumps me for Chantelle Davis. The thot as bitch, get me out of Atlanta now!” I yelled. Z sighed. “What did you do Ari?”. “Uhm I kicked down his door and smacked his chick just to let him know Ariana isn’t having it” I said laughing through my tears. Zion laughed. “Of course, that’s classic Ari right there, but girl we bout to be lit so this shit don’t even matter” She said. I agreed Miami is so needed I needed a break. We got off the phone and I blasted So Gone by Monica till I reached my destination.

Supporting Characters:

Marlon Thomas: (Keith Powers)

[bhadpodcast]

I agree with your letter. I have some consolation in the fact TH’s platform is pretty small. He’s a very minor celebrity. I just don’t have time for these good people on both sides types anymore. Shit’s too real for that.

He has an ok reach but his largest post was 30k likes and that was the election tweet. It's steadily declining and it's because he's not able to properly engage with his fans. Even this post still had under 2k likes last I looked. He's about to be Superman, he needs more active users and he seems scared to do it.

I know I'm messy irl, but pay me and I am a consummate professional. I would have his social media on fleek. Will Smiths IG would be like... I see you.

[lyricsiel]

Offset – Clout Lyrics (feat. Cardi B)

[Verse 1: Offset]

Diamonds on fleek

Bitch, I ain't talking about the heat, oh

Put it on, streets

We straight out the streets

We straight out the streets

Straight out the streets to a penthouse

[Pre-Chorus: Offset]

Straight out the streets to a penthouse, Miami beach (Yayo)

Niggas talk crazy on tweets (Who)

They don't want it 'cause I come to defeat (They don't wanna)

I peep, these niggas all sweet (Weak)

Bamboo sticks all in the Jeep (Brr, brr)

There's a new weirdo every week (Weirdo)

Get the whip, put it up for my seats (Put it up)

No cure for the IG disease (No cure)

[Chorus: Offset]

Do anything for clout (Anything)

They do anything for clout (Anything)

Do anything for clout (Anything)

They do anything for clout (Clout)

Do anything for clout (Clout, do this, woo woo)

They do anything for clout (Anything)

Do anything for clout (Hey)

[Verse 2: Offset]

Bitch, watch your mouth (Watch it)

Bitch, stay in your place (Place)

Bitch, get out the way (Love)

My bitch on your ass, Kim K (Yeah)

No disrespect (Nah)

The nigga be tripping, but we love Ye (He tripping)

Swapping our cars with my bitch

I bought her the Lambo she bought me the Wraith (Swappin')

Practice, practice, practice make perfect

Nigga, it's never too late (Never, never, never)

I took the ssss outta the snake (I took the soul out the snake)

Did not see the bills up out of the bank (Racks)

The blog and the media fake (They fake)

Shorty DM me, I'm straight (I'm straight)

I'm not gon' bite on the bait (Nah)

Sippin' on toxic waste (Look)

On the low with your bitch and it's great (On the low)

Mask on her face, chaser

Run to the set, we in shape (Show)

If I go broke she gone leave, escape (She gone)

I put 2 mill in the safe just in case, don't go my way (no cap)

My kids gotta have money not just me (Facts)

Thats selfish (It's selfish)

Oh, I took the crown off the king like Mike did Elvis (Oh, I took it)

Ooh, the world is wild, he dying

Don't lie, that don't help him (World is wild)

Ooh, your bitch want to eat up the drip, and you can not help it

[Pre-Chorus: Offset]

Straight out the streets to a penthouse, Miami beach (Yayo)

Niggas talk crazy on tweets (Who)

They don't want it 'cause I come to defeat (They don't wanna)

I peep, these niggas all sweet (Weak)

Bamboo sticks all in the Jeep (Brr, brr)

There's a new weirdo every week (Weirdo)

Get the whip, put it up for my seats (Put it up)

No cure for the IG disease (No cure)

[Chorus: Offset]

Do anything for clout (Anything)

They do anything for clout (Anything)

Do anything for clout (Anything)

They do anything for clout (Clout)

Do anything for clout (Clout, do this, woo woo)

They do anything for clout (Anything)

Do anything for clout (Hey)

[Verse 3: Cardi B]

Look, whole lotta people need to hear this (Facts)

It's a lotta names on my hit list (Bap bap)

Mouth still say what it wants to (Woo)

Pussy still wet like a big bitch (Facts, facts)

I should run a whole blog at this rate (Phew)

They using my name for clickbait (Clickbait)

Bitches even wanna start fake beef (Fake beef)

Just send a little weave in the mixtape

They know I'm the bomb, they ticking me off

Saying anything to get a response

I know that mean they traffic is low

Somebody just gotta practice to launch

So fuck being tame, I'd rather be wild

Bitches is Brandy, they wanna be down

Soon as these bitches got something to sell

They say my name, say my name, Destiny Child

Everybody wanna be lit, everybody wanna be rich

Everybody wanna be this, if I was you, I'd hate me bitch

Read my rhymes, nigga, suck my dick

All of that talk and I'm calling it out

Public opinions from private accounts

You not a check, then you gotta bounce

I got the drip, come get an ounce

They do anything for clout (Clout)

They do anything for clout (Whoo)

Bitches is mad, bitches is trash (Errr)

Oscar the Grouch (Grouch)

Seeing me win, they gotta hurt

Ooh, ooh, ouch

Said when they see me, what they gon' do?

Bitch, not from the couch, bah

[Chorus: Offset]

Do anything for clout (Anything)

They do anything for clout (Anything)

Do anything for clout (Anything)

They do anything for clout (Clout)

Do anything for clout (Clout, do this, woo woo)

They do anything for clout (Anything)

Do anything for clout

Tags: Offset Lyrics, Offset Clout Lyrics, Clout lyrics

#Offset Lyrics #Offset Clout Lyrics #Clout lyrics #lyrics

[oliviabaker]

I have a question about AAVE. So when it comes to Bella Hadid using it, how does it make her racist? (Idk if she's done other things sorry if she has!) But I mean, what makes it racist? Like, a lot of AAVE terminology and words have become slang for like everyone basically so how would someone know if it's AAVE or not? Like they see it on Twitter and Instagram all the time, so they wouldn't know it's AAVE or anything (I hope this makes sense! I'm just trying to educate myself!)

it’s alright you’re fine this is a lot nicer than other mssgs i got last night jsdhfkljdf but anyways i’ve been tryna word this in a way that makes sense but the act of non black people ( non black people of colour too not just white people ) using aave is another form of cultural appropriation before aave became “trendy” and what the media calls “millenial slang” these words were used by black people only & we were told to “speak properly” and that we weren’t speaking “correct english” and basically weren’t making sense and it’s just really annoying to see non blacks using our slang after being told all this and criticised. it’s like when zendaya wore dreadlocks to the oscars a few years back and these white women on fashion police said she looked like she smelled of weed etc & then kylie jenner got faux dreads n everyone was praising her… cultural appropriation. everything we do/say is stupid until a white person does it? really… but back to the bella issue, that’s how non black people look and sound when speaking aave out loud in rl. dumb. unnatural. yall don’t suit it. bc they’re not your words. you can see in that bella video that everything she was saying felt forced, she was making herself say that to seem “cool” which is why people are laughing at her. and your question about people picking up aave from the internet n not knowing if it’s aave or not, just … google it ig, if you see a slang word that you’re unsure of and you only found out about the word in the last few years, it’s prolly aave tbh. also read this for another reason why black people don’t like non blacks using aave. but anyways if you need a list to look out for to educate yourself/others, under the cut are a list of popular aave phrases:

finna.

deadass.

habitual “be” as in “she be like…” 

fam.

homeboy/girl.

shade / throwing shade.

on point.

on fleek.

bae.

basic. as in “she a basic bitch.”

dope.

issa.

lit.

thot/thotty.

giving life. as in “yo girl, you looked amazing last night! that dress you were wearing gave me so much life!”

yaaaas.

fuckboy.

homie.

‘bout that life.

ratchet.

lowkey.

turnt up.

shook.

some typa way.

done. as in “i done bought that…”

crib.

tea.

wig.

holla.

“the bomb” 

“trap” “trap queen/king”

“bye felicia”

and way more but ya girl is tired.

#hdflskdjf thsi took so long to answer my b #Anonymous

[troubledontlast1]

Share this post with people on social media who reveals too much of themselves #revealingtoomuchofyourself Just because you have it doesn't mean you have to show it. ・・・ Show me a woman overexposing her body and I'll show you a woman masking insecurities and calling it liberation. #overexposed Modesty isn't how you hide your beauty. It's how you handle it. #overexposure Modesty and faith are both companions; when one is taken away the other is taken. #besexy Dressing modestly doesn't mean I lack confidence. It means I'm so confident I don't need to reveal my body to the world, because I'd rather reveal my mind. #beingsexy By dressing modestly, we send the message that our face is where the focus needs to be. We encourage people to get to know us, not our curves. #besexier Beauty without modesty is like a conversation without honesty. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 🔥 Follow 26K Twitter account 👉🏾@troubledontlast👈🏾🔥 🔥 Follow my IG/Twitter/Snap 👉🏾@troubledontlast👈🏾 for more 🔥 Turn On Post Notification Like/Comment/Share/Save Comment what you think is missing . . Follow podcast 👉🏾 @upliftpastcrossroads 👈🏾 Follow YouTube channel 👉🏾 @upliftwithdrj 👈🏾 . . 👤 Tag a friend who would like this page ⬇️ ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ No one wants what everyone has seen. Many females seek validation from others. They thrive on it. They do not care whether their reputation is tarnished. They simply care about the likes, the praises, the good comments made by others. "A#@ on fleek", "boobs on fleek", and "Vajayjay on fleek"? This isn't confidence. This is low self-esteem. We need to get our brains, values, and self-respect on fleek. No man wants a woman that everyone knows what she got. So ladies know your self-worth. #knowyourvalue Girls want attention. Women want respect. #knowyourworth A woman of God is not only modest in the way she dresses but also in her speech, character and the way she handles situations. #modestquote A virtuous wife covers her body by dressing modestly, because she understands that her body belongs to her husband only and no one else. #modestquotes (at Mount Juliet, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7q8OqelbBL/?igshid=1rnl2swjy7mi8

#revealingtoomuchofyourself #overexposed #overexposure #besexy #beingsexy #besexier #knowyourvalue #knowyourworth #modestquote #modestquotes

[ilhoonphilosophy]

Ilhoon is the oxygen of humanity, i cant breathe without him 💕

The perfect Happy face ever. His teeth are perfectly aligned, he got the right amount of high in his nose bridge, his eyebrows on fleek! His eyes are very expressive, he smile and laugh contagiously, and he got the perfect cheekbones too! His cheekbones are high enough that it makes a cute round shape when he squints out of happiness! I want to cup his face and protect his sunshine! He is so happy! I Love the energy he is giving! What energy drink or vitamin is he taking? What kind of skincare that shows his radiant self? What kind of oral care does he use? What kind of hair color treatment is he apply IG? I feel like Ilhoon has that amazing charm that is like the sun, it radiates so much energy that you need to bless yourself with positivity and enjoyment.

Lets be rich!

#ilhoon #korea #tvn #cool #jung #quack #amazing #asia #btob #philosopher #visual #handsome #world #person #vampire #television #host #mc #mbc #idol #radio #born #to #beat #laugh #natural #happy

[evelynhug0]

tag yourself: school edition

never shows up but still get good grades: bullet journal, never goes anywhere without headphones, drinks boxed water, thrift shop sweaters, never says anything but knows the answer to everything, loves grumpy cat

stressed but still trying to look good: colorful sweaters, gets like 4 hours of sleep, forgets to hand in assignments, coffee, fancy stationery, always wearing full face make-up

everyone's secret crush: colored hair, eyeliner on fleek, pink lipstick, short skirts, doesn't say a lot, smart, good-looking, has lots of followers on social media

future psychology student: soft, loves doing research on weird stuff, no make-up, does not get a lot of sleep but is never tired, smart, sensitive, carries around heavy books

about to drop out: spends too much time on instagram, naps a lot, ramen, loves memes, always forgets their charger, eats in class, always tired, "wait, that wa due today?"

new student: chronic bitch face, oversized sweaters, loves art, cinephile, addicted to their phone, smiles but doesn't talk much

class clown: always joking, pranking teachers, runs a meme IG, loud laugh, white shirts, draws on their shoes, chewing gum addict, has a weird tattoo

former private school student: loves wearing uniforms, more issues than vogue, prefers tea over coffee, dirty mind, long hair, hates backpacks, never not wearing earrings, never pays attention, "my dad will sue you"

future influencer: always looking at that damn phone in class, checkboard vans, sends snaps in class, sighs a lot, drinks detox tea and lemon water, perfect eyebrows, fake nails, "who needs school when you can have sushi"

sad person sitting in the back: grey hoodies, not so secretly an emo, writes song lyrics in their notebooks, rolls their eyes at the teacher, always on the verge of a breakdown

#tag yourself #tag yourself meme #tag meme #tag game #types of people #school #exams #studyblr #studyspo #my stuff

[obsidian-blvck]

You know, my relationship with you was by far the most interesting. I remember my first encounter with you, back when Instagram was first getting popular and those “cute Asian shout out” pages were a thing. You were one of the people they shouted out, and i thought you were so gorgeous, and I followed you, you followed back. There was a time I deleted my first IG out of many and completely forgot about you when I made a new one, but one day nearly a year later, I literally got the most random flashback of a picture of you and remembered your username back then “Pawwdang”, luckily you still had the same username and I re-followed you. You did the same. You were an Instagram follower of mine for years before we actually met. Even before I met Richard. You were my secret Instagram crush, but I never attempted to talk to you or even imagine we’d ever cross paths one day due to the fact that you lived in Washington, on active duty. Then once I got in a relationship with Richard, you were there to witness all the outburst I had on Instagram. It’s so embarrassing to think about today. I was a dumb kid. Again, I’ve never spoken a word to you, but for some reason Richard had a bone to pick with you. “Dude, I don’t even know him” I’d say, but that didn’t matter. He made me unfollow you, but I felt bad because you were one of my most loyal followers. I remember messaging you for the first time an explanation on why I all of the sudden unfollowed you and your exact words were “oh, haha that’s okay” you kept following me after that, and not too long after, he and I broke up for good. And I followed you back. And you immediately messaged me about it. I vented out to you about how my relationship came to an end and you actually listened and gave me good advice. I liked you. But as a friend. But you were a bit of a flirt, and back then, I was too broken-hearted to want to deal with another guy any time soon so I kept the conversation to a minimum and left you on read multiple times. So much that you messaged me “I’m sorry I’m boring and don’t know how to keep a conversation going 😅” no honey, it wasn’t you, it’s me. I had no plans on catching feelings for someone who was thousands of miles away. However, when I looked through your pictures, I noticed you were in Houston not too long ago. I asked you about it and you told me you had family living here and came to visit( what are the odds) Then you added that you were gonna move here by the end of 2016 (this was on December 2015) which kind of explains why you were so persistent in talking to me. It all started to add up. After knowing that, I became a tiny bit more interested in you. We started talking more and more and you became someone who I actually liked talking to. I now considered you a friend. 2015 turned into 2016, January turned into March and I found myself getting more and more attached to you. Like fuck, I think I’m starting to like you. You’d call me every night and tell me about your shitty day, and how they left you outside in the snow for hours, and I’d listen, and tell you about mine. Every now and then you’d comment on how cute I look or say something really sweet, and I told you to stop because I might catch feelings. You said , and I quote: “I don’t see why that’s a bad thing” As the days went by, it was more than evident that I felt something for you. I’d get happy when you messaged me, I’d get upset when you didn’t. I couldn’t wait for you to get off work so I could talk to you. And so on. It was all fun and games until YOU started really liking ME. Then you became distant, Because all those memories of you being fucked over by past relationships flooded back to you. So you began to push me away. I knew you were damaged, but I wanted to show you that I wasn’t going to hurt you. I was so mad at you for doing this to me when I told you before to leave me alone. To not make me fall for you if you didn’t have good intentions. Then you wanna back out after I was already in deep shit? It was beyond fucked up, but I didn’t want to give up on you. I persuaded you so many times. And when you finally gave in and accepted your own feelings for me, you began to show me who you really were, a pretty boy with many insecurities. You became possessive, and demanding, and angry. Everything would set you off, what I wore, who I followed, the pictures I liked, you didn’t want me going out, and when I did you’d get pissed. You and I were so different in terms of going out. You were the true definition of an introvert. A gym rat. A homebody. You didn’t like going out, you hardly ever drank, and crowded places made you anxious. While I did like to go out to drink with my girlfriends and JUST my girlfriends. But You had this idea that I was just like your hoe exes. But if that was the case, why would you even want to talk to me? I get we were states away and you felt uneasy but I was whole heartedly yours. That’s what you couldn’t understand. You were my baby, my boo, my bonito. I was sooo in love with you. When we were good, we were soooo good. Talking and laughing for hours on end, but when we were bad, you were always quick to give up. I used to be you before. I used to run away from the ones that loved me, because it was so much easier for me to give up than to keep trying. That’s why my pervious relationship flopped. But I didn’t want to make that mistake with you. I wanted you in my life, because you made me happy without even having to be there. I was crazy about you. You’d leave, and my prideful ass would refuse to message you until missing you became more than I could bear. and it continued. The same pattern over and over. Jealousy for no reason. Stupid fights, ignoring, and I would always be the one going back to you. I loved you, but it started to get old. I started getting tired of being the one to run back to you. And you already know what happened after that. Our relationship went down hill after I met Josh, but he wasn’t the reason we started falling apart. He never was. After you left active duty and we were finally able to see each other, honestly it felt like a dream. You were exactly how I pictured you. You looked even better in person. And I was happy. For a time. We traveled together, I spent New Years with you and your family in Alabama. It was great. I wanted show you Houston, and introduce you to my friends, but every time we went out I kinda just wanted to keep you home because you always had some sort of beef with someone, your temper felt like hot air. It was that Aura you gave off when you were angry, it kind of scared me. It’s funny because I always wanted a man who could beat someone’s ass if they looked at me wrong, but when the universe gave me you, I was overwhelmed. But I liked it, it was a huge turn on because you gave off that vibe, but I knew you were a softie. But only to me. I loved it. It all seemed good for a while. Then the fights started again, in person this time. We fought and broke up, but the only thing different this time was that I didn’t run back to you. And that’s how it stayed. You didn’t try to get me back. And that was it. I am honestly really sad we couldn’t work out, but you were too busy looking for flaws in me while I was overlooking all yours. I really wished things would’ve been different with you. Till this day I still miss you, lately it’s become unbearable. I’ve tired to keep my mind preoccupied by reading, going out with other guys, but nothing works. Im unable to stay interested longer than a day. You’re in my dreams every night. I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t want to try again with you, but knowing you, you probably still hold a grudge against me for walking away or at least judging from the last time we spoke. What you said really hurt btw. If it was just anyone saying that to me, I’d laugh it off. But you were never just anyone to me. Regardless of everything, I loved you. From your thick ass Rock Lee eyebrows(which you somehow managed to fleek), to that hilarious same high pitched giggle you and all your siblings seemed to have, down to your crooked pinky. I loved you. I just wished you opened your eyes.

#i loved you #super personal #personal #how we met

[harryisntstraight]

Zayn is the messiest BY FAR. Liam does a lot online lmao. IG DMs on fleek. Niall gets away with a lot and chooses girls that don't spill the tea publicly. Louis didn't even try to be sly. The minute he was single... H I feel either rarely did anything or was way too good at keeping it on the dl. Every time someone tried to tell me a groupie story about H it was either ridiculous or I caught them in a lie, so I just stopped listening to them at this point, but so many people believe them...

some of the liam dm’s i’ve seen............💀  and some of the zayn stories i’ve heard 💀💀  wild. i think ppl want there to be wild harry groupie stories bc he’s Harry(tm) so ppl will go over the top and invent them but then not have any proof to back them up

#Anonymous

[ovuinhi]

Diamonds on fleek Bitch, I ain't talking about the heat, oh Put it on, streets We straight out the streets We straight out the streets Straight out the streets to a penthouseStraight out the streets to a penthouse, Miami beach (Yayo) Niggas talk crazy on tweets (Who) They don't want it 'cause I come to defeat (They don't wanna) I peep, these niggas all sweet (Weak) Bamboo sticks all in the Jeep (Brr, brr) It's a new weirdo every week (Weirdo) Get the whip, put it up for my seats (Put it up) No cure for the IG disease (No cure)Do anything for clout (Anything) They do anything for clout (Anything) Do anything for clout (Anything) They do anything for clout (Clout) Do anything for clout (Clout, do this, woo woo) They do anything for clout (Anything) Do anything for clout (Hey)Bitch, watch your mouth (Watch it) Bitch, stay in your place (Place) Bitch, get out the way (Move) My bitch on your ass, Kim K (Yeah) No disrespect (Nah) The nigga be tripping, but we love Ye (He tripping) Swapping our cars with my bitch I bought her the Lambo she bought me the Wraith (Swappin') Practice, practice, practice make perfect Nigga, it's never too late (Never, never, never) I took the ssss outta the snake (I took the soul out the snake) Did not see the bills up out of the bank (Racks) The blog and the media fake (They fake) Shorty DM me, I'm straight (I'm straight) I'm not gon' bite on the bait (Nah) Sippin' on toxic waste (Look) On the low with your bitch and it's great (On the low) Mask on her face, Jason Run to the set, we in shape (Show) If I go broke she gone leave, escape (She gone) I put 2 mill in the safe just in case, don't go my way (no cap) My kids gotta have money not just me (Facts) That's selfish (It's selfish) Oh, I took the crown off the king like Mike did Elvis (Oh, I took it) Ooh, the world is wild, he dying Don't lie, that don't help him (World is wild) Ooh, your bitch want to eat up the drip, and you can not help itStraight out the streets to a penthouse, Miami beach (Yayo) Niggas talk crazy on tweets (Who) They don't want it 'cause I come to defeat (They don't wanna) I peep, these niggas all sweet (Weak) Bamboo sticks all in the Jeep (Brr, brr) There's a new weirdo every week (Weirdo) Get the whip, put it up for my seats (Put it up) No cure for the IG disease (No cure)Do anything for clout (Anything) They do anything for clout (Anything) Do anything for clout (Anything) They do anything for clout (Clout) Do anything for clout (Clout, do this, woo woo) They do anything for clout (Anything) Do anything for clout (Hey)Look, whole lotta people need to hear this (Facts) It's a lotta names on my hit list (Bap bap) Mouth still say what it wants to (Woo) Pussy still wet like a big bitch (Facts, facts) I should run a whole blog at this rate (Phew) They using my name for clickbait (Clickbait) Bitches even wanna start fake beef (Fake beef) To sell their little weave in the mixtape They know I'm the bomb, they ticking me off Saying anything to get a response I know that mean they traffic is low Somebody just gotta practice to launch So fuck being tame, I'd rather be wild Bitches is Brandy, they wanna be down Soon as these bitches got something to sell They say my name, say my name, Destiny Child Everybody wanna be lit, everybody wanna be rich Everybody wanna be this, if I was you, I'd hate me bitch Read my rhymes, nigga, suck my dick All of that talk and I'm calling it out Public opinions from private accounts You not a check, then you gotta bounce I got the drip, come get an ounce They do anything for clout (Clout) They do anything for clout (Whoo) Bitches is mad, bitches is trash (Errr) Oscar the Grouch (Grouch) Seeing me win, they gotta hurt Ooh, ooh, ouch Said when they see me, what they gon' do? Bitch, not from the couch, bahDo anything for clout (Anything) They do anything for clout (Anything) Do anything for clout (Anything) They do anything for clout (Clout) Do anything for clout (Clout, do this, woo woo) They do anything for clout (Anything) Do anything for clout

[leidy-life-blog]

Ever wondered what would be inside of my kikay kit? Have you ever thought “What are Lei’s essentials?” or “May Kikay Kit kaya si Lei?” Well if you haven’t asked yourself those questions, you must ask those questions first before reading on. HAHA! Kidding! 

I thought it would be about time for you guys to have a sneak peak on what I bring everyday. These are basically the things that I use, some of them I don’t use on a daily basis, but I I have them for emergencies. Like you know I don’t have brows on fleek and I suddenly need to go to an event, very imposrtant! HAHA! Anyways here you go guys, my kikay kit.

I know my pouch isn’t very girly looking, but it has so much space that I need. Yes I have a lot of things in my kit, that requires so much space. Another good thing about this pouch is that, it’s water resistant so I don’t have to worry that a product will spill inside of my bag. 

This is basically what’s inside my Kikay Kit. FYI guys, I don’t use makeup on a daily basis heck I don’t even use much makeup on my face. So you’ll see I have very little makeup products that I apply on my skin, because I’m going for a more natural look everyday and for me that means putting little makeup on or no makeup at all and that’s fine with me. Sometimes I do my makeup in the morning, and through out the day I just blot, spritz and apply lipstick. :)

First up are the things that keep me looking fresh and feeling fresh all day when I’m at school. I usually blot my oily face during lunch time, because that’s when I’m the most oily and I use Clean & Clear Oil Control Film. I love blotting paper because it just absorbs the oils on my face and not the sweat, and it doesn’t tear up easily. After blotting I spritz my face with my Rose face mist from Hello Gorgeous. I love how it smells like flowers, and the scent isn’t too harsh for my liking. I sometimes use it as my perfume as well, since I really don’t use perfume or colognes because of my allergies. And of course I carry around my Colgate Plax,  because Dental Hygiene for me it’s a must because you need to be feeling fresh. For me it’s more convenient having a mouth wash than carrying around a toothpaste and toothbrush.

Next up are some random makeup products that I carry with me around all day. My most used brow product as of the moment is the Nichido Clear Brow Gel. You guys must know that my brows are really thick and well full, so often times I just use my clear brow gel to tame my brows. But whenever my brows are newly threaded I use my Brow Duo Shaper by Maybelline, and if I feel a little bit fancy I use my Fashion Brow Palette from Maybelline as well. I have a spoolie with me that I got from Divisoria. I also have my San San HD Concealer with me, to hide of course my blemishes and scars. This concealer is by far my favorite, it conceals my imperfections and it’s affordable. I usually use it in the morning, and then set it with my Nichido translucent powder.

There is no such thing as having too much lippies in your kit! Where do I even begin with my lipsticks, lip tints and lip balms. I have two of each category, because... I have no explanation, but it depends on my mood on what I want to use. I use lipsticks in the morning, and use cheek tints at times. I am a mess. But my favorites here is the Baby Lips lip balm by Maybelline and JAM Tinted lip balm by Lip Mate. It’s basically an essential for me to have a lip balm because chapped lips for me is a big NO NO!

So these are the swatches of the lipsticks, lip tints and lip balms that I carry around. 

And the last few things in my kit are these. I have my sanitary pad, just in case you know.... I have this little perfume, that my cousin gave me. I haven’t used it all up, cause again I have allergies but it just smells so good! I also have my brush that I got from Divisoria, I love this brush because when you turn it around it has a mirror. It’s really convenient for me to carry it around, my friends also like this brush because they often use the mirror side of it. I should have an alcohol or a sanitizer  in this picture, but I couldn’t find mine (OH WELL).Lastly in my kit I have my Guardian Angel, given to me by one of my close friends since High School. I always have it with me wherever I go. :)

So that is it for what the hell was inside my Kikay Kit. What’s inside your kikay kit? Do we have the same things? Will you try some of these products? :D Hope you take a picture of them, and post it online and please do tag me. 

KEEP ON READING!! :)

IG: @LMEgonzales (Lei G.) Twitter: @LMEgonzales (Leanne)

#kikaystuff #kikaykit #girly #Makeup #hygiene #MAYBELLINE #everbelina #lipmate #lipstick #lipbalm #vsco #vscocam #beauty