#for our favorite cringe fail ship
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for @unchaineddaisychain // insp
#happy secret santa!#i know this is very silly but#i saw this trend and thought we needed a version#for our favorite cringe fail ship#:)#jp#the beatles#beatles secret santa 2023#.gifs
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Hhhhh can we have flirty Izzy x oblivious reader headcanons where the crew has to give the reader a lil nudge so they finally get it?
Izzy Hands x Reader
(Readers GN, we got some wholesome BlackBeard, also my first HC so I hope y’all like it- much love GoatLady<3)
- Izzy likes to think he’s a straight forward person- he always makes his view and opinions known, that being said it was easy for The Crew to tell his feelings for you
-When he’s yelling and spewing insults at The Crew for not cleaning well enough or slacking it’s never directed at you, in the same breath he’s telling you what a great job you’ve done and asking if you need anything
-“Excellent work today y/n- at least someone knows how to do their fucking job” “You look thirsty, go get some water you’ve helped this lot enough”
-He liked the way you saw the things around you- you’re a fearsome pirate, but managed to be a breath of fresh air.
-He’d sit for hours on ‘breaks’ just listening to you talk about whatever you were interested in, and he remembered everything.
- after awhile you and Iz build up a friendship and that’s when the touching starts- casual of course but god does he cherish every bit of it.
-Usually he’d pull away at the grazing of hands or meet the linking of arms with verbal threats but god did every thing that you did naturally make him melt and there was no hiding it from anybody
-Except for the one person he wished would notice the most - you.
-His favorite memory was when after a particularly long day and every one was tired and in the process of bedding down for the night he’d noticed something on ur face. He removed his glove to get it for you, but couldn’t notice how well your face fit into the palm of his hand, how soft ur skin was, how pretty your sleep filled eyes looked in the dim moon light.
-“Goodnight, y/n.” He managed to choke out “G’night Izzy” you said with a sleepy smile. He slept well that night, because every thought and dream he had now envolved you.
- One night after dinner you elected to go help Roach clean up in the kitchen, abandoning ur spot next to Izzy and as he watched you walk away that’s when Lucius and the others swarmed
-Mostly picking at him and making fun of todays failed attempts of getting ur attention, some bad advice, everyone was to busy messing with (j)izzy that they were unaware that black beard had re-entered the room
-Out of everyone that had to watch the car crash that was Izzy’s attempts at your love it was Ed that had to witness the aftermath of every fail.
-Meanwhile in the kitchen, You and roach were washing pots and pans when the laughter erupted
-“I wonder what their bothering him about now.”you huffed shaking your head. Roach laughed and shook his head “I’m afraid it is not my place to tell you y/n” “No, but it is mine-”
-You and Roached both jumped a little (roach much more than you) at Ed’s sudden appearance. “Roach, why don’t you go join the others me and Y/n can take it from here” and Roach happily got tf out. Ed had approached the sink pulling his hair up into a bun and continued working on the pot Roach had abandoned.
-You and Ed discussed todays raid and laughed about the silly little British merchant aboard the ship. He talked about how happy he was things were slowly getting back to normal and you agreed to.
-After a while of comfortable silence BlackBeard spoke. “You know he likes you, right?” He tilted his head at you with a half grin and soft eyes. “Who?” “You’re kidding? Izzy- he’s head over heals with you!”
-And it all clicked. You’d stopped washing the dish in ur hand and just sort of froze leaving your hands in the dirty water.
-“I‘be been a bit of a moron haven’t I?” You asked “No- well, yah but we all have our moments, don’t we? I mean look what I did!” Both you and Ed Cringed at even the mention of the kraken and silently decided to sort those feelings out another day.
-“What do I do?” “Well, are you interested in him?” Ed asked in return “Oh god yes” “THEN GO TO HIM” at this point he was flicking water at you as you ran out the kitchen and out the dining room- it was considerably later than it was before and by this time he’d retired to his bedroom
-You frantically knocked on the cabin door and Izzy answered, his clothes in various stages of undressing
-“y/n! Is everything okay?”
-You immediately hugged him. You had one hand to the back of his head and the other wrapped around is upper back. He was at a total loss for words and just sunk his head into the crook of your neck and wrapped his arms around your middle.
-After awhile you pulled up and cupped his face “Izzy, I’m so sorry I was such a-” “No it’s my fault I should’ve just told you Dear it’s my fau-” you cut him off with the softest kiss this man has ever felt in his life.
-That night you both agreed to stay by the others side come hell or hot water before falling asleep on top of one another in Izzy’s bed
#our flag means death#ofmd#izzy hands#jizzy izzy#izzy hands x reader#edward teach#ofmd x reader#israel hands#anon submission#the revenge#the crew
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So for the « send me a character ask game » what about our dear Rya hm?
Oh and what about Damian too?
(From this ( x ) ask meme)
- For Rya
First impression: Was first introduced to her via fanart and plenty of spoilers, I thought she was adorable x) Both as a woman and as a snake!
Impression now: Still, not much to say about her, she is just a really cute snake girl! It is one of those characters with whom there is not much to do besides memes and fanart with them in wholesome situations! However, I have even more positive opinion on her now that I know she is one of very few characters who were able to bounce back from mental defeat and be optimistic and hopeful about their future! Really rare mindset in Elden Ring's broken, despair-ridden world!
Favorite moment: Ahahaha when we discover her as a snake xD She forgot to put on her human suit, this is so precious xddd
Idea for a story: Anything you can think up about her and Patches meeting again, after Volcano Manor cringed and failed. This might be awkward as Patches is like, moving on, so meeting someone so close tied with Volcano Manor and Tanith can be... a bit of heavy, to say so. But at the same time if they get through the tension, they could become basically best friends. Or they could build father/daughter-alike bond! I also saw a ship which is valid too (let's be real, Patches had 0 chances with Tanith from the start, and there was... well, just nothing.)
Unpopular opinion: ANOTHER character with whom there are no opinions in the community besides 'I just think they're neat' to BEGIN with, so I can't answer much xD
Favorite relationship: She and her mother! This is such a sweet familial bond, holy shit. Tanith is absolutely in the right loving Rya so much, it is that one time when lack of blood relation didn't change anything about the family at all. True family bond is emotional and spiritual, and Rya is even inspired to carry on as her successor. Elden Ring spoiled us with too much wholesomeness for a Soulsborne game, especially the familial one!
Favorite headcanon: Not really a headcanon, but rather a logical conclusion. I LOVE seeing her E L O N G A T E D in fanart, like how other serpents can do that xD It makes the most sense that she is able to do that too in her serpent form x)
- For Damian
First impression: When I first saw Kris summon him for help on the stream, I mistook him (and summon dynamics in general) for one of those random-generated NPCs; some videogames do that! So at first I neglected him, in fact I was a little negative, and so it stayed until Val was the one to open my eyes on the fact that summons are unique and real characters...
Impression now: He is absolutely adorable, he looks like a sage but also like a male grandma (don't confuse with a grandpa xD), he is extremely interesting because without dialogue, he tells quite a story with his equipment and summon areas! Just... just peak performance of nonverbal storytelling, like Henriett. I currently do see him as sort of a 'dad' figure for other scholars, since my age headcanons for him moved a bit further, when I used to think of him as the same age as Mico, Laurence and Caryll back then. But like, he is COOL, you know? Both clearly very intelligent AND can kick asses of literal gods. x)
Favorite moment: When he arrives to "help" us with Rom after we died already HAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for help, asshole!!!
Idea for a story: His dives in the Isz dungeons sound like a plan! With other Tomb Prospectors! Especially Gremia - another summon in that area! Many people have been noticing that Gremia fights especially aggressively and doesn't step away and heals all that much, and he is also the only summon that can sprint. Paired with the fact that he doesn't have Loch Shield, which WAS given to Isz Prospectors.... Well, perhaps he doesn't value his safety at ALL. Damian, on the other hand, has a shield, a long range weapon, a healing bell, and three long range attack tools. They are opposites, doing the same job! I think it'd make a cool slice of life fanfic - Damian and Gremia being a fun (dys)functional duo of explorers, just deeply resenting each other but also saving each others' asses by balancing one another out!
Unpopular opinion: He is still alive when we summon him, he is in Byrgenwerth and grew hostile with his friend Julie/Yurie, he did not die and we just summon his spirit ;-; Please I just KNOW it, Damian is ALIVE in the game' events ;-;
Favorite relationship: I love him and Micolash so much <3 If only Edgar x Micolash did not take the spot of my OTP, that'd be Damian and Micolash <3 But Damian to Micolash is what Julie is to Rom, or what Brador is to Laurence, for that matter. Except, unlike other two "sidekicks", Damian would be the more reasonable one to detract, seeing they can't help their loved person out of spiralling insanity... But they were close for a long while, and I am dwelling on that period, a lot.
Favorite headcanon: I actually stealeded it from Saintmic and it is mine now: Damian was sort of biology professor, whose research and knowledge came up very handy to study phantasms and other weird creatures Byrgenwerth found. And he had a vivarium full of creatures, that Rom loved to find more abominations for xd It is an interpretation mistake of Damian being late for the battle because of a glitch since Henryk and Madaras Twin do that too, but I started to think 'lol he is late for battle because he is afraid of spiders' and it stuck... Sooooo he is not so happy when Rom brings him cool giant spider she found xD
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Thank you for the ask!! Really unusual characters this time
#elden ring#rya the scout#zorayas#bloodborne#mensis scholar damian#ask replies#ask meme#more art of rom showing everyone a spider of the size of human head and seeing how people react please xd
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Intimate Variety
Rating: T
Wordcount: ~1.2k per chapter
Peaceful moments of shared affection between lovers, sometime in the future when their relationship is steady and sweet and woven deep into the fabric of their lives.
Call it snuggle ambiance, or cozycore perhaps. It's about love, and its infinite variety, as unique and ever-changing as the hearts it touches.
Stand-alone one-shots featuring favorite ship dynamics and headcanons!
Akechi x Saiki (The shameless, easy intimacy of childhood friends to lovers)
Toritsuka x Saiki (Perpetually annoying your cringe and fail boyfriend whom you love to pieces)
Kuboyasu x Saiki (Bromance gone right / Invincible on the field of battle but I'd rather be in your arms)
Satou x Saiki (When neither of you can believe you got your hands on the ideal man)
Aiura x Saiki (When psychic soulmates align)
Akechi x Aiura (You weren't my first choice but we fit so well together that it puts destiny into question)
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ok get ready for SPAM for the character meme thing : first one up? the beloved, the amazing, the most blorbo to ever blorbo ... randy sealman 🥺
send me a character and i'll list...
i'm going to be slowly working through all of these so @ anyone who wants feel free to send more of them! i'm never not accepting these. though if like 5 years down the line you send me the name of a character i'll probably be confused i'm not going to lie
favorite thing about them
EVERYHTINGGNGNG!??!?!?! though i think maybe my FAVOURITE thing about him is how sensitive and sad he is. like yeah sure he's got his "don't even fuckin' start" and "take that shit off" lines but his longest scene has him being so sad and emotional and sensitive?? and then we get the moment where he's like FULLY ass out for this girl he does NOT know?? UGH randy sealman you are the most mentally ill man to ever exist
least favorite thing about them
the fact that he has inconsistent crazy lore and also that he dies and that 0 people care
favorite line
"borden's dead. someone executed him." it is just SUCH a pookie line and he is SOOOOO?!?!?!???!?! so cute for this. obviously i love all his lines but this one is so PARTICULARLY pookie.
brOTP
randy and the bordens for sure. i think their dynamic is so tragically unexplored. like putting aside the fact that i ship randy and william HARD like ... they just seem like such a fun trio? i just think they are so cute and tragic. it's about randy really thinking these two are his BEST friends, meanwhile they both resent him so much after a while. it's just sad!!
OTP
OBVIOUSLY randy/tyler DUHHH. they are so cute and perfect for each other and they fuel me daily. there's something about hole from a man who is so impossibly sad. also im completely enamoured with our lore for them. but inside the actual source material, i would absolutely say randy/william. it's about william's little spat "you're an emPLOYee!" like oh girl you are projecting. you're having a little gayboy moment. honestly josh and daniel killed this movie they put their entire pussy into it and they're the best parts of it so even if their dynamic weren't so compelling i'd absolutely adore them as a couple simply because their characters are so good
nOTP
randy x duolingo girl. also randy x like hugo?? whatever the fuck his name is? creepy ass dude??? basically randy x any rancid character
random headcanon
i think randy really loves the water. this is sort of pulled from josh taylor and stuff about his roles and his insta and stuff, but i think it really fits for randy for him to love the water and swimming and stuff. it also adds a lot to his and maryanne's relationship
unpopular opinion
i love randy sealman and he deserves to live
song i associate with them
obviously deep in the night jay frog remix but i also want to personally shout out not allowed by tv girl and also nocturne by sufferer. i can't listen to deep in the night while writing him so i often listen to a feeling of power from the heavy rain soundtrack instead. i think when i write him i'm usually listening to nocturne though because tv girl, while a bop and super fun to jam to, it's harder to write to imo
favorite picture of them
i think my ultimate favourite picture has to be pool sex but i am also sharing when randy is like REHAB?? and also when he hugs his mommy in the saddest scene known to cinema. imagine your mom holds your face and is like you need help randy and you look so incredibly sad and then you hug her and start crying and say "i'm sorry" like EUGHFHGD. also his ass out picture is a huge fav and it's under the cut
this man was really waiting for this girl to come back from the bathroom and peg him. INSANE.
also not them being SO disrespectful on his cringe fail suspect board and having so many picture of his naked bloodied self. like GIVE HIM SOME DIGNITY
#lambjock#answered#thank you for sending so many of these i am very excited to answer them#i love you randy sealman ..... if ur out thereily ....
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How 'bout TOH for the ask game?
Askgame link
Favorite character: Hunter is my cringe little fail whiteboy (who could also be a girl)
Least favorite character: the scammer guy that's a fucking pig
5 favorite ships: Let me see... In no particular order – Huntlow, Cavelyn/Witteclaw, Raeda, Lumity, aaand... Goldric?) It's just a funny ship ok) and ik this said 5 but come on I have to include Gustholomule
Character I find most attractive: Eda ofc 😏 also Darius
Character I would marry: Eda 😏
Character I would be best friends with: Luz! Literally Luz! We would get along so well and talk about our favorite shows!
A random thought: you know, I feel like Hunter and Lilith could really get along well if they just sat down and talked to each other. I mean, I want them to nerd out so badly! I want Lilith to look at this boy and think..oh, he's really just a kid. I want her to become his cool aunt.
An unpopular opinion: is the collector shouldve stayed in the boiling isles one? I really think they should've
My Canon Otp: Witteclaw :) I love myself some narrative haunters... Also Huntlow and Raeda! I love me fuckers that could parallel the narrative haunters!
My Non-Canon Otp: Gustholomule. I like my stupid boys.
Most badass character: Edalyn! I mean, look at her harpy form!
Most epic villain: Belos.....
Pairing I am not a fan of: Lunter. I don't mind people who ship it but they are strictly platonic to me.
Characters I feel the writers screwed up: I mean the narrative certainly screwed Evelyn and Caleb over (I can't think of anybody right now)
Favorite friendship: Luz and Hunter! And oh oh, Lilith with Hooty and Steve! And Darius with Raine and Eberwolf and and peace and love on planet earth :)
Character I most identify with: Luz. She is so me.
Character I wish I could be: Raine because they have Eda and I don't (Please call me back Eda the kids miss you)
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B, K, O, T, W, Z
Christina my love! Thanks for the asks 🥰
B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind.
A lot of the pairings I’m into happened like this—I was neutral or lukewarm toward them, but then I read a fic, or found a mutual who was really into them, and I became a believer.
Hmm…it’s still not an otp of mine, but I’ll say Royai—Roy/Riza from FMA. I’m barely interested in the military characters on a good day, Riza being the exception because she’s cute and nice and the Elrics like her. I’ll credit @tomochingus and @aeruthien for getting me to appreciate her with Roy (because who am I to deny Riza what she wants?)
K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc?
So many that I can think of! But for this one I’ll go with our genius banshee, Lydia. She begins Teen Wolf as the stereotypical mean girl at school—clearly there’s more going on, but this is all she lets people see. But as the show progresses, she lets more of her true self show. She becomes open about her intelligence, her growing affection for her friends, and her determination to do the right thing with her newfound powers. Even so, she doesn’t lose her hyperfemininity, her snark or any of her personality. She is still the same person as in the beginning, but she’s grown!
I mean, we can blame some of her development on Colton Haynes leaving the show and her losing Jackson earlier than they were planning—but I’m honestly grateful for that. Jackson’s abandoned storyline wasn’t worth all the stupid stuff that would’ve weighed Lydia down for another season or so.
O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?
This song was next on the playlist I have right now! The Labyrinth Song. Obviously takes inspiration from the myth of Theseus and the minotaur—the lyrics invoke Ariadne a lot, and how the singer has failed her. How he has slain the beast, but it’s implied the beast was actually part of him.
Naturally this train of thought leads me to the Mikaelsons and their complicated relationship with their humanity/monstrosity. Specifically I am thinking of Haylijah and Elijah’s struggle to feel worthy of Hayley’s love. Should he love her? Is he deserving of her? Does the “beast” inside him need to be killed before he can have her? Can that beast be killed? So many questions!
T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending?
Normally headcanons are a slippery realm for me. I am not a fan of popular headcanons being elevated to “fanon” status that people will die on their hills for.
I do however have some small parts of canon that I will die rejecting—does that count? For instance, I posit that Stiles and Lydia were definitely dating before 6a; it just wasn’t shown to us. It doesn’t affect the plot of 6a at all—and it gives me more room for imagination!
Also, speaking of FMA stuff—I firmly reject Brotherhood’s take on post-canon Alphonse. He’s much too square and bulky. No one who spent years being malnourished can bounce back and look like a linebacker in that amount of time. The boy stays slender. He can get taller, sure, but not broader! I’ll die defending that.
Also, I haven’t brought up SPN yet—I must bring on the cringe! I’ll die on the hill of SamJack, that Sam had much more of a relationship with Jack than we saw.
W - A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom.
I hate to say found family, but…found family.
I will emphasize the fandom part of this question—I have no problem with stories where people without roots find home in each other. That’s great! One of my favorite shows, DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (rip), has a proper found family narrative that I adore! These characters are literally rejects from other DC shows and they find a place with other time traveling losers. Truly a proper found family.
I can’t stand it though when fandoms co-opt this trope and take it to mean “these people who are maybe(?) friends in canon definitely consider themselves a family unit and this is what the show is about.” (I’m looking at you, spn fandom. And you’re not even honest about what you really like about the show!)
The main reason this annoys me is that fandom “found family” tends to leave out the characters who actually do have the strongest canon bond—the biological siblings! Like, sure, this character makes friends in canon, but can you not see how much they care for the person who has been by their side since they were both little?
It’s oddly specific, I know, and doesn’t happen every single time in fandom—but it’s something I see over and over in my experiences, and it really grinds my gears. I get it if that particular sibling relationship isn’t your favorite or whatever, but would it kill you to acknowledge it? If not, I just won’t enjoy your fics or your fanart or whatever.
Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go!
This is way too tempting, Christina. I want to complain about things! Positivity is not my strong suit, at least not right now.
I just…don’t see why people (fans and creators) can’t just let something die when it’s ready. Why are we getting a prequel to SPN less than two years after the show ended? And honestly, if I had to choose a spinoff for SPN, I would choose…literally anything besides this. There is no substance or importance to the story that they’re telling, not to mention we’ve already seen the most important parts of it in…you know, SPN itself.
Why is there a Teen Wolf movie? The show ended, what, five years ago? It won’t even be a “next generation” story because the first generation cast is still here—well, the ones who can’t get other jobs. Let’s not lie to ourselves, the charisma of Dylan O’Brien is largely what kept Teen Wolf enjoyable for so long. The last season without him was a humorless, miserable slog and I’m sure this movie will be the same.
Just…let the story be. You’re not going to make it any better by messing with it.
I’d complain about Legacies existing and messing up The Originals’ ending, but honestly—I got a suicide pact and my faves dying in each others’ arms. I will take that and fanfic the rest. (Also Legacies was just cancelled, so there’s that.)
I’m sorry for not rambling about something more positive 😔 but this is where I’m at today, apparently!
Send me fandom asks!
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Episode.Eddie 🥶💯
*birds chirping...rickrolling you*
Eddie: Hmm...I don't know how I'm going to make this grave. But luckily those dumbasses aren't around to mess up my concentration-
His brothers:
Eddie: bruh
Carl: HI SISTERS 😍
George: ghhghhnhhgh 👹 n a
Al: what the fuck is wrong with my family
Eddie: Guys can you not rn I am busy gatekeeping gaslighting and girlbossing this grave 🤦♂️
Carl: L+ratio+didn't ask
George: NaGH 👺
Eddie: Dad left for the milk again and I don't know anything about this girl 😫!!
Carl: cringe+stay mad
Eddie: can you help albitch
Al: no hoe
Eddie: why
Al: shut the hell up you annoying waste of life
Eddie: but wh-
Al: WORLD STARRRRR 👹
Carl: ALBITCH NO
*Albitch punches Edword in the stomach, making the Taco Bell sound effect*
Eddie: OW WHAT THE FUCK
Al: har h a r har har har
Carl: that is deadass the ugliest laugh I have ever heard you dumbass bitch
Al: shut up toe crust *puts his AirPods back in to listen to oh no our table it's broken reverb 5 hours straight*
Eddie: that shit hurted
Carl: L
Eddie: do you know anything about her
Carl: do i look like Google to you 🤨
Eddie: ok so what was she like
Carl: not a girlboss. did not gatekeep. 😕 also she fell off a cliff. L
Eddie: how old was she
Carl: as old as gorgenl I think
George: I am 10972562918 years old and can devour this Earth in .00005 seconds you mortal scum.
Carl: goofy
Eddie: Imma make it smooth like your brain ehehe
Carl: I'll throw you down the stairs wtf
Eddie: ok so why did she run off the cliff
George: I eat babies
Eddie: gorgenl shut the fuck up before you're the next body I'm burying
George: KnHa 🤖
Eddie: alright im winging this just like how our parents raised us
*makes the grave into Dwayne the Rock Johnson lifting his eyebrow*
Carl: bruh that sucks ass
Eddie: be quiet this is why people ship you with albitch
Al: bruh out of pocket
Carl: what the hell edword
Henry: 🚶♂️🥛
George: nzGA! 🤩
Henry: yeah you were definitely dropped on your head as a baby
Carl: dad where tf have you been
Al: OHFUCKKKKKKKKK I DIDN'T PUT ENOUGH RAT POISON IN HIS CHILIS
Henry: ew i forgot that i had such ugly children wtf
Eddie: hey dad
Henry: MY FAVORITE SON!! 😍
Eddie: hehehehe dad look what I made hehehehhe albitch definitely didn't do anything
Henry: beautiful!! I'm sure deez nuts will be very happy in heaven with her grave
Eddie: heheheheh PRAISE ME 👹
Henry: you're the best son ever 😨
Eddie: thanks dad 🤩
George: nNnNnnBGhhhHa
Carl: what the hell is wrong with him
Henry: i put him in the washing machine when he was a baby 🤦♂️ anyway albitch why is your brother more talented than you lmfaooo
Al: gUh 👹...🏃♂️💨💨💨💨
Henry: ALBITCH?!?!?
Carl: mood tbh. 🏃♂️💨💨💨💨
Henry: CAR-L?!?!?
George: gNGHAha 😫 MOMMYYYYY-👹 WOMAN WHO BIRTHED ME 👺
Henry: These failed abortions get on my last nerves 😕 Edword can you clean up after your degenerate waste of skin brothers
Eddie: ofc!! 😇
Henry: thanks!! 🥰
George: HOXIGGIZY 👺
Henry: lets go Buffon number four 🚶♂️
George: n h a 🦇
Eddie: finally those weird bitches are gone. now i can go try to run away and go to rachel's party down the street 🤩!! 🏃♂️💨💨💨
The girl: 🤸♀️ hey bbg
Eddie: WHAT THE HELL 😨
The girl: *gone like my will to live*
Eddie: that...😰...did...did that ghost just call me baby girl?!?!?!???!!?
Carl: oh shit you're still out here?? I was tryna smoke my weed
Eddie: what the hell car-L
Carl: btw mom wants you to come in or she's gonna beat your ass into Saturn
Eddie: bruh 😕...
*they go to the front of the house to see their mami*
Shanon: MATERIAL GOWRL-oh sh-
Eddie: 🧍♂️
Carl: 🤦♂️ Mom what the hell...
Shanon: Get inside you dingbat I need to talk to my favorite son
Carl: L 🚶♂️
Shanon: im divorcing your dad
Eddie: that's nice but this ghost called me baby girl
Shanon: don't make me body slam you. you are not about to become albitch 2.0 get inside. and take that ugly mask off wtf.
Eddie: 😞
*eddie goes to his room to girlboss and gatekeep 🧚♀️✨🦋*
His gloves: 💔⛓🥀
Eddie: my gloves are gonna tear 😨!! I gotta go ask for new gucci ones! My dad is a stupid gorilla who wants to waste money on things that aren't important then say we're poor, so I'll go ask him!! 🏃♂️
*edword runs down stairs*
Their pet ostrich: 😍
Eddie: oh my god 🤦♂️ PETUNIA BILLY JENE IS NOT MY LOVER CHICKFLA STEVE HARVEY GUESS WHO I AM-LET'S GO TO THE BEACH BEACH-NICKI MINAJ NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU MY NAME IS JEFF HAROLD THE SECOND TWICE REMOVED WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE BASEMENT 🤬
The ostrich: 😨
George: I let them out to help me take over the world and devour it whole, destroy the universe and watch as our reality collapses into nothingness and restart from scratch.
Eddie: 😟...what...
George: nHGa 👹
Eddie: 🤦♂️ gorgenl you have like eight new mental illnesses each day
Shanon: 😩 OUR SON IS WACK!!
Henry: no he's not he's just emo all fifteen year olds think animals talk to them and have mental breakdowns everyday, I mean who doesn't
Shanon: not me wtf
Henry: lmao anyway tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition-
Eddie: damn my dad sucks ass...
Shanon: HENRY SHUT THE HELL UP
Henry: I forgot to tell you it's tradition to beat our wives too-OH HEY FAVORITE CHILD 😍
Eddie: ...ummm-
Henry: what do you need
Eddie: Gucci girlboss gloves dad 💅
Henry: HEY. We have four rules in this house. Live, laugh, love, and BE STRAIGHT.
Eddie: y-y-y-yes dad 😟
Henry: anyway fuck your gloves we're poor
Eddie: but you're wearing gucci belt right now
Henry: do I smell...DISRESPECT??
Eddie: n a u r . . . 😰
Henry: go use car-L’s old ones. Anyway, back to tradition. 👊
Shanon: HENRY NO-
Eddie: hHhhHhHhh...whY cAn'T I HavE nEw GlOvEs...😞⛓🥀💔...mY HeArt...iS bRoCkEn...anyway 💅💞✨!!
*edword goes upstairs...*
Carl: he's looking at me isn't he...
Eddie: 👹
Carl: god why did I have to get raised with such a weird bitch 🤦♂️
Eddie: I need your gloves 😞
Carl: L+ratio tbh.
The owl: 🦉 💅
Carl: come tf down here I want chicken wings
Eddie: but it's an owl
Carl: so?
Eddie: you can't get chicken wings from a fucking owl car-L 🤦♂️
Carl: oh i forgor 😂
George: rAAAAAAAAAHHHHH 😜😜😢😜🤬🤯🥸😭🥶😒😒😓😱😥😓😓☹️😶🌫️🤓😒🙁😓😞🫢😰😔🤩🧐😅😎😅🤩😂😅
Carl: oh shit the demon is coming 😰
George: 🥶OUR😭BUNNY🐰 IS😰DEAD💀D E A D😵‼️‼️‼️‼️
Carl: L
Eddie: How?!?!?!??! 😟
George: Albitch is too smelly 😫 he gassed her out with stench!!
Carl: BRO SHUT THE HELL UP OR YOU'RE NEXT FOR WORLD STAR 😰 EDWORD GO TO SLEEP AND TAKE COVER 🥶
Eddie: ok bozo 😒
*edword goes into his room*
Eddie: Jeez albitch must really stink if a fucking bunny dies from it...I gotta go bury her in a girlboss grave...
Al: 🧍♂️
Eddie: GAH 😫 THE STENCH-🤢-Albitch?!?!?! 😰
Al: shutcho ugly ass up
Eddie: but we look the same...
*albitch world star kicks edword in the tummy yummy 😋*
Eddie: oW-OW
Al: WORLD STAR 💪😈
Eddie: WHY 😫
Al: cause you said I stink
Eddie: deadass when was the last time you SAW the shower
Al: your mom
Eddie: we have the same mom
Al: . . .
Eddie: . . .
Al: 👹👊
*narration time 😅*
Eddie: Albitch beat me up like I was mom and he was dad...it was...bad...definitely not girlbossing or gatekeeping...I was sad...bc the stench had overflowed my room...plus that bunny died which was a huge L...so...I thought...maybe if I became the girlboss that would get beat up, then my family would be spared...not because I care about them, but because they give me money...so that's what I did...also graves are awesome 😫
*narration end 🥶*
Eddie: it still hurts where Albitch hit me...what a toe sucker. 😔 I should go outside and sing "Fight Song" to be quirky...oh wait. I can bury that bunny too!! 🤩
*he goes outside with dead bunny corpse 🥸*
Eddie: don't worry bunny!! I'll definitely make you a bussing grave!! *digs 😚* you were kinda ugly ngl but it's okay my dad has buck teeth just like you ehehehehe!!! Good thing I didn't get that gene or I'd probably kill myse-
The girl: bbg
Eddie: HUH 😰
The girl: what 😟
Eddie: ...😰...😳 it's a blonde...😼...
The girl: 🤨
Eddie: I wasn't scared I was just practicing my singing voice 😜
The girl: oh...you suck ass at singing then
Eddie: hahahahahahahha you're so funny!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍
The girl: what...I just insulted you 😟
Eddie: anyway!! I'm rich 😼
The girl: then why are you wearing raggedy clothes
Eddie: I...says the one wearing a literal rag and no shoes. do you shop at goodwill just wondering
The girl: my fault you right you right-anyway what are you doing
Eddie: making a grave 🥶
The girl: for what 🤨
Eddie: the bunny my brother killed with his stench
The girl: bruh 😬 how the hell does he stink that bad
Eddie: I don't know tbh...
The girl: h e n h a h e n h a
Eddie: 😳!! What a ugly ass laugh!! It sounds like she's coughing up her lungs!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!! Girlboss!!
The girl: can I watch
Eddie: um don't you need to go home
The girl: no
Eddie: sounds legit
*EDWORD MAKES GRAVE 💪😈*
The girl: wow that's a really nice fish gravestone!! it looks just like one!!
Eddie: but it's a bunny 😟
The girl: oops gotta blast 🚀
Eddie: WAIT 😫 I NEED CLOUT PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND
The girl: h e n h a h e n h a no bitch be back tomorrow tho 😸 see you again you dumb bitch
Eddie: okay 😳✨💞 SEE YOU AGAIN 😫
OMG HEY GUYS 😃😃😃☺️☺️😊😊😘🤩🤪!!! DID YOU LIKE THIS STORY 🫣🫣🫣🤭 PLEASE VOTE 🗳 COMMENT 🗣 AND SUBSCRIBE 💸🤑 FOR MORE CONTENT 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠😺😺😺😙😜😜😜!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aw thanks for asking!
16. Rank the Church of Seiros characters from your favorite to least favorite.
I love them all, lower placements don’t mean I don’t enjoy them! I go from “love” to “like” at 7th place I think.
1. Rhea / Seteth (I love dragons in FE, and they DID NOT DISAPPOINT. It was funny to see people starting with Three Houses not realising they’re obviously dragons with millennia of trauma. Azure Moon is my favourite route and I’m so glad it’s one where Rhea retires happily… And Seteth is such a refreshing adult advisor during the story. (Is he one of my favourite Byleth ships in the game? Who gave you that idea?))
2. Cyril / Flayn (obligatory recruitments, no objection. I adopted them. I wrote a whole fic for him too. I love how they don’t let their past define them (and they’re so blunt it’s hilarious))
3. Manuela (she is so funny and caring… her support with Cyril leaves me dead every time, and the one with Flayn is so honest)
4. Gilbert (I’ll fight the deadbeat dad allegations, he’s a great character with understandable flaws and failings)
5. Hanneman (his lore supports with Hubert, Edelgard, and his character in his Dorothea supports are great! We need cool older characters!)
6. Catherine (so cool and nuanced, her devotion to Rhea is not as single-minded as people make it out to be. Her supports with Ashe, Ingrid, and Caspar where she tells them what knighthood really is are so GOOD)
7. Alois (he’s our buddy!!! A great person all around, but not as deep as the others above)
8. Shamir (I hate how much more popular than Catherine she is, she’s more cliché as the aloof sniper… T_T but I still like her!)
9. Jeritza (I don’t like how slow he talks… but the Death Knight is a fun challenge)
10. Anna (let’s count her anyway, but damn she might as well not be here)
19. Rank the Golden Deer from your favorite to least favorite.
Again I don’t dislike anyone. The bottom four may change depending on mood?
1. Lysithea (my first out of few recruits I made on my first BL playthough, I related to her a lot! And her supports exposed all of Edelgard’s motivations in a route where you’re not meant to find out… in my first TS Monastery exploration XD)
2. Lorenz (love his growth and didn’t dislike him in White Clouds. He always makes valid points, is hilarious, and is a great noble at heart)
3. Claude (it’s complicated)
4. Leonie (a MVP and a true strong female character)
5. Ignatz (as artists we sometimes relate too much, and I cringe at myself XD)
6. Raphael (when looking deeper, he’s dealt with trauma the best in the entire cast, and I respect that)
7. Hilda (she’s fun, but IRL? Would I like her as much? Her loyalty and friendship to Claude raise her up)
8. Marianne (her depressed gimmick is less endearing than Bernadetta’s, sometimes treating it less seriously would make it less repetitive. I love her evolution though. But I always struggle choosing her class, and I don’t want to make her my dancer!)
As a bonus, I’ll say my favourite dancer is Annette, because hearing her say “I’m your girl!” before she dances melts my heart every time!
I’ll ask you 7 in return if you feel like it!
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Yes ... Always
Pike x Reader Masterlist
Pairing: Christopher Pike x Reader
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 750
Summary: The morning after the first night of your long delayed honeymoon.
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I pause in the doorframe of the kitchen and fondly watch the storied Captain of Enterprise, dressed in sweatpants and a worn, faded Starfleet Academy tee shirt, flipping pancakes and humming as he works. The table in front of the large window overlooking the ocean is already set including a vase bunched with lilies of the valley, one of my favorite flowers. I don’t recall mentioning I liked those, I think. Chris doesn’t often offer overt romance, yet he remembers small details, even unrelated ones from casual conversations. I smile. That’s so much better than a grand gesture.
My eyes run appreciatively over his form, noting how the shirt stretches tightly across his muscular upper arms and chest. I spend a few moments indulging in an image of Chris pulling it off as he gazes at me with that lustful look in his eyes. Oh, yes. The shirt is coming back to the ship with us.
After months of ignoring what those around us already knew – that we were head over heels in love, after three years, eleven months, 8 days and thirteen hours of marriage, Chris and I had our first night together off the ship, our first night together without an ongoing mission, our first night together not surrounded by a hardworking and well-meaning crew. “Good morning,” I say.
Chris turns in my direction and smiles. “Good morning.” He holds out a hand in silent invitation. When I join him, he raises my hand to his lips and kisses it. And, as always when he greets me in this way, I blush slightly. Chris reaches up and runs his thumb across my pink cheek. “I like that my touch still coaxes this reaction, even after all this time.”
“It always will." What other facts will I discover about my husband on this overdue honeymoon? Last night I learned Starfleet’s well-respected, reserved officer has a talent … no not at all an accurate description, I think with amusement and a slight cringe … a love for bad puns, some of which are highly suggestive. "You made breakfast.”
He precedes me to the table and pulls out a chair. “My father taught me a gentleman always makes breakfast the morning after.”
“I think I’m going to like your father,” I remark as Chris settles me in the chair.
“My mother said it sealed the deal. Was I completely off-key?
“Ummm, no … not really … not that it matters.”
“The humming is a habit I’m afraid. It must be grating to one with perfect pitch,” Chris apologizes.
I catch his hand in mine, “No. I like hearing it, hearing you. Don’t interpret this as a criticism because it isn’t. I’ve never seen you this relaxed, this completely disengaged from work, without responsibilities and with captain mode totally turned off. It’s good. More than good.”
“Hmmm. After last night … well it’s not possible any tension is left in my body.”
I blush again, deeper, redder this time.
He brings dishes to the table, and I pursue their contents as each is dropped off and another fetched. Omelet, a simple dressed salad, sautéed mushrooms, toast, juice, strawberries, the pancakes. Not his typical ‘I’ll grab an energy bar on the way to the bridge.’ Chris deposits the last dish on the table and leans down for a proper kiss.
The kiss is affectionate and lingering. He never fails to turn the most ordinary of acts into something special. “Perfect …” I say while tugging at the side of the robe that had slipped off my shoulder.
“The kiss or the food?”
“Both.”
His smile in response is brilliant. He brushes my bare shoulder with a kiss and caresses the back of my neck, idly playing with the tendrils of hair at its nape. “I could put a stasis field around the food …”
“Later,” is my quick reply. “I’m famished.”
Chris continues nuzzling my neck as his arm encircles my waist and he caresses my side and back.
My breath hitches, and I half-heartedly push at Chris’ chest to put some distance between us. I protest, “You know I can’t resist when you do that.”
“And when I do this?” His hand drops and he strokes my inner thigh.
My legs part slightly, and I bury my head on his shoulder with a sigh.
“You’re completely under my spell,” Chris whispers in my ear, his pleasure at that echoed in his expression.
“Yes … always …”
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My Favorite Smile
By: SassyShoulderAngel319
Fandom/Character(s): DC/BatFam - Jason Todd/Red Hood
Rating: PG-11/T- (this one has a couple ✨swear words✨ in it lol. I don’t usually write them out, but sometimes you just gotta say what you mean)
Original Idea: X (Obsessed with this channel right now)
Notes: (Masterlist)(By Character)(About Me) 2,182 words... it’s a longer one again. I casually wrote this in, like, two hours. @welovegroot @jason-redhood @jason-todd-squad
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Holding his coffee and croissant, Jason looked around the crowded café for a place to sit. Every table was occupied by at least one person, and the rules of personal space in public said the couches were full, with one person sitting on either end.
His eyes fell on a table with a single occupant.
His heart stuttered to a stop. Wait… is that her? Damn, she looks good this time. He scoffed at himself. Who am I kidding? She looks good every time. Should I talk to her? Should I tell her? She didn’t believe me last time… and I don’t know if I can stand another lifetime without her… but last life we didn’t meet till I was almost fifty. I really wasn’t expecting to find her this early.
He straightened up and strode over to her table. “Excuse me, is it alright if I sit here? The café’s pretty crowded and the other tables are full.”
She looked up and Jason’s brain stopped working as she met his eyes. She was just as incredible as she always was. Thousands upon thousands of years, and he still never got over how beautiful she was. “Sure, go ahead,” she said with a smile before going back to her phone.
—
“I’m Jason, by the way,” the man said, sitting down.
I glanced back up and gave him my name in return.
He smiled. He had a handsome smile. Just looking at him… something tugged in the back of my mind. “That’s a pretty name,” he said.
My ears warmed and I looked away. “Thanks,” I muttered. I looked back at him. “Sorry if this sounds… weird—but have we met before?” I cringed but smiled. If we had…oh it’d be so embarrassing if I’d forgotten him. And a man as handsome as him—how could I have forgotten?
But a look of delight crossed his face, before being replaced by one of neutrality. “Not in this lifetime,” he replied.
“Kind of an odd way to word it,” I remarked before I could overthink whether that sounded really rude or not.
Jason’s ears turned red. “Well… yeah I guess so. Sorry.” He looked down at his coffee cup and croissant and chose to take a sip of his drink. After swallowing, he looked back up at me. “This is probably gonna sound really creepy, but please just hear me out for a few minutes. Do you believe in soulmates?”
I reached up and scratched an itch just behind my ear. “I mean… kind of? I think maybe they exist for some people, and other people could be matched equally well with multiple potential partners,” I said.
His shoulders slouched with a sigh of what might have been relief. “Thank goodness,” he said. He met my eyes. “Because… we’re soulmates. You and I. Sometimes—very rarely—two people are so destined to be together, that they’re reborn over and over to stay together throughout thousands of years’ worth of lifetimes. Sometimes we both remember, sometimes only one of us does. I don’t think there’s ever been a lifetime where neither of us remember. Besides the first, I guess. Back when we didn’t know we’d be reborn. We never look the same twice—different bodies, different backgrounds. But we always have the same soul.”
A reasonable person would have thought he was making up a really long, bad pickup line. But I stared at him with rapt attention. Like some missing puzzle piece I’d been looking for my entire life fell into place. It just sounded… right.
“How do we find each other, if we look different every time?”
He took a deep breath. “Well… when one or both of us remember, we can… kind of sense it? Kind of see it? Like, right now, I see you, but I also see every face of yours that I’ve seen across every lifetime.” He cleared his throat. “Sometimes we don’t. Find each other, I mean. The distance between where we’re born or the timing of our rebirths keep us apart. But there’s only been… three of those, if I remember right.” He laughed. “So glad you believed me this time. It would have sucked if you got a restraining order—because those are a thing now—and I had to spend this life without you.”
I leaned forward, shoving my phone in my pocket. “Tell me more,” I said.
“Where do you want me to start?”
“Um… I don’t know. The beginning? Our first life?”
He nodded. “Ancient Greece,” he said. “Like, really early in Ancient Greece’s history. The gods blessed us. Bound our souls for eternity. Your hair is actually the same color now as it was back then. Kind of a… nostalgic favorite of mine. You’re absolutely stunning every time I see you, but I have some favorites. You do too.”
I snickered. “Oh really? Like what?”
“Well… I always think you’re adorable with dimples or freckles. Green eyes are a favorite of mine too. And your current hair color is my favorite. There were also a few times where you were a little taller than me. Those were nice. You’re most comfortable to hug that way. But, without fail, every single lifetime I see your smile and I think, ‘That one. That one’s my new favorite.’” He chuckled. “As for you, you’ve told me that you like me best with brown eyes—even though you don’t like brown eyes normally. Um… you also like it when my hair is curly.” He gestured to his black hair, slightly curled, with two white curls arcing down the center of his forehead. “You told me… seven lifetimes ago? That you like me best with piercings and tattoos, but when I brought it up last lifetime you said even when I have them I still look like, and I quote, a ‘giant nerd.’”
We both laughed. Jason sighed and shook his head.
“Then again, you said that was your favorite during our pirate lifetime. And I can also say hot damn you looked good with tattoos and a big hat.”
I gasped out a laugh. “We were pirates?”
He laughed too. “Yeah. Well, you were. To start with, anyway. You and your crew were visiting my town and you, absolutely drunk, stumbled into my house. I was a carpenter that time. Thank the gods we both remembered that lifetime or I probably would have shot you. You spent half the night drunkenly blathering about how much you hated my hair when it was long the way it was and that you’d cut it off if I didn’t. The next morning, when you’d sobered up, you apologized. And I’d said it was fine. And… you asked me to come with you. I’ve spent dozens of lifetimes endlessly in love with you. So, like the lovesick fool I am and was, I said yes.
“It… was not a long lifetime. Pirates rarely made it to old age. We were both killed when a Royal Navy ship attacked us. I went down first. You told me in our next lifetime that you single-handedly killed half of that crew’s sailors in revenge even though you knew you’d see me again—because you’d been having so much fun that life and they ruined it. Eventually their captain killed you himself.” He took a bite of his croissant.
It was certainly a lot to take in. But everything he said was so vivid… I wasn’t sure if it was my imagination coming up with the images or… memories that had merely been locked away somewhere deep inside. The sea. The deck of a ship. An octopus tattoo on my left forearm, tentacles reaching to the back of my hand, a similar one on his tanned, scarred neck. Curly auburn hair, a scruffy beard. Brown leather coat and blood under his nails. Pierced ear and eyebrow. A tattoo of a mermaid with a face and wild hair that I knew must have been mine on his right thigh as we found alone time together in my cabin—a pile of leather clothes in a heap on the floor, topped by a big hat with a big feather.
I met his eyes again. “Tell me about another one.”
He smiled. “Well… there was another time I was a soldier. You remembered. I didn’t. I passed through your town on my way to report for duty, and the weather got bad. Your family owned a tavern that doubled as an inn. So, that was where I stayed. You didn’t tell me. I fell in love with you anyway. You would tell me stories and sing for me and make me food in private. When the weather improved, I went off to war and, miraculously, I survived. Even though I spent most of my time that fight thinking about you. I came back to your inn and asked you to marry me. You said yes. We were married soon after. I had to leave a lot. Fighting battles I didn’t care about. Eventually, I came home injured and dying. You held my hand and promised you’d see me soon. I thought you meant heaven or just said it to comfort me. You never told me we were endlessly-reborn soulmates.
“When I was about fifteen my next lifetime, all my memories came back. We both remembered that time, actually. When we ran into each other again we got into such a big argument about you not telling me. Literally picked up right where we left off. Two twenty-year-olds bickering like the old married couple we were. The life after I don’t remember is always a bit of a wild ride as all my memories come back. I imagine it’s similar for you. It’ll be similar for you.”
He reached across the table and took my hand. I squeezed his fingers. Our hands fit together perfectly. I wondered why I’d told him I liked him best with brown eyes when his blue eyes were absolutely gorgeous. “So… what now?” I asked.
He made a face. “Beginnings are always hard when one of us doesn’t remember. Because I have thousands of years of love for you, and you don’t even know me.” His fingers tightened around mine. “I’d like to take you out on a date, if you’ll let me.”
“Does it count as a first date?”
He smiled. It was a sad smile. “It can. It does for this life.”
“Have we… ever had children? Together?”
Jason regarded me thoughtfully. “We have,” he said. “But our bloodlines never last long. Usually we’re lucky to get great-grandchildren. We’re blessed to be together forever, but our families die off quickly. You speculated once that it’s the blessing’s attempt to make sure we’re not reborn into our own bloodline.”
“So we have no living descendants.”
“No. It’d be a little weird if we did. Like ‘Hey, kiddo, you’re our great-great-great-grandson! I know we’re younger than you but trust us!’” Jason laughed.
I could get drunk on that laugh. “I’d… I’d like to go on that date.”
He looked elated—and relieved. “Me too. I’d like to get to know you again.” He glanced around the crowded café. “What do you say we get out of here and go somewhere quiet and I can tell you more stories about our lives? You’ve always been the far superior storyteller, but I learned from the best.”
I smiled. “Yeah. Let’s get out of here. I want to hear everything.”
He helped me to my feet. I gathered my jacket, cup, and phone. “Great. I can’t wait to tell you about the time I was a magician.”
I giggled. “My place or yours?”
“Mine. I have a memento from our most recent past life that I tracked down. I’d like you to have it.”
“What is it?”
Jason didn’t answer immediately. Just held my hand as we left the café. Gotham’s overcast autumn sky was chilly. “I… I want it to be a surprise but I’m also too excited to tell you.” He bit his lower lip, staring at me. “Gah. Fine. It’s your wedding ring. I found it at an antique shop not far from where our oldest niece lived. We didn’t have any kids, last life. We didn’t meet till I was forty-nine and you were forty-three. We both decided it was too late for kids. But I had a few nieces and nephews. Our oldest niece was in charge of our estate. We died in the eighties. But I found your ring. You can use it again, eventually, if you want. Or we can get you a new one.” His face reddened. “I don’t mean to presume. But I don’t know if I can live without you this lifetime after having you for such a short time last life.”
I squeezed his hand. “Let’s try that first date first. I feel this pull toward you I can’t explain, but we’ll build up to the soulmate thing. Okay?” I smiled at him.
—
Jason couldn’t help but stare at her. Those eyes, that stunning face. This one, he thought. This smile is my favorite.
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It’s Always Been You ~ 144
OUT OF TIME MASTERLIST
IT’S ALWAYS BEEN YOU MASTERLIST
< previous chapter
Word Count: 2,660ish
Summary: The time travel mission gets started.
Notes: You must read Out Of Time in order to understand this. The chapter numbers continue from Out Of Time.
“I’m going to look the suits over one last time before looking my reactor over,” Tony whispered to Y/N. “Are you going to be okay alone for a little while?”
“I’ll be fine,” she responded. “I need some time alone anyway.”
“Okay. I love you.”
“Love you too.”
They shared a brief kiss before Tony headed for the lab and Y/N went outside. She was craving a run, wanting time to short through her thoughts. She began with a slow jog, slowly increasing her speed the more she thought about everything that had happened and could possibly happen.
Rounding the track for the seventh time, she noticed Steve waiting. She rolled her eyes and pushed herself to run faster passed him. Too bad Y/N wasn’t a super soldier too, he quickly caught up with her.
“We need to talk,” Steve said, running beside her.
“I’m done talking,” she retorted, trying to push herself harder.
Steve sighed and easily caught up with her again. “Well I’m not. Can you stop for a second?”
“No.”
“Y/N, I just want to talk.”
“And I don’t want to listen.”
“Please.”
“Steve, I really don’t want to do this—“
“I’m sorry.”
Those words had Y/N skidding to a sudden stop. She was panting, too shocked to turn around. As soon as the words left his mouth, Steve had stopped. They were a few feet apart, but it felt like miles.
“What?” Y/N breathed out, slowly turning around.
“I’m sorry,” her brother repeated. “And in saying that, I know that it’s not enough. But… I’m sorry.”
“What are you apologizing for exactly? Bringing me along with you back in the 40s? Me waking up before you? You not accepting that I’m different now then I was, and that’s okay? Or for you not trusting me? For doubting me?”
“For all of it. I’m sorry that I brought you along on that world tour. I’m sorry that you fell from the ship and I couldn’t save you. I’m sorry that you had to spend years without any family members, believing that Bucky and I were dead. I can’t—“ He shook his head. “I can’t even imagine how lonely that felt. Because I woke up and I still had you. Though, you had changed…. And I’m sorry for not accepting it sooner. I… I guess I’m just hurt because you kept those things for me. Out of all people, you kept all these things from me, your twin. Your abilities, Coulson, your knowledge of the Stones… you knew so much, yet you didn’t share it…. And… And I guess I’m jealous.”
“Jealous? Of what?”
“You’ve found someone who loves you and fights for you. And you fight for equally in return. You guys lean on each other through everything, which is so admirable. And you have Morgan, who is the greatest thing. I love her so much.”
“She loves you too.”
“I want what you have… and I haven’t been able to find it. It’s killing me… the only person who I’ve ever wanted a family with was Peggy. And that’s not an option.”
“You’ll find someone better than her. I know it’s hard to believe, but you will.”
“I’m sorry, for everything. I really am.” Y/N was hesitant to believe Steve, and he could tell. “I don’t want to go into tomorrow, whatever may happen, without having cleared things up with you. I don’t want to do tomorrow without you knowing that I do love you and I do trust you…. Can you forgive me?”
Y/N bit her lips and looked away, trying to keep the emotions at bay and failing. She looked back at her brother and took a deep breath. “Yes… I forgive you.”
Steve rushed up and bear hugged his sister. She quickly wrapped her arms around him as well.
“I’m so sorry,” Steve whispered.
“I know,” she replied. “I am too. Let’s try and not be at each other’s throats constantly.”
“I think I can do that.” He pulled away, still holding onto her arms. “Thank you.”
“For what?”
“Putting up with me.”
“Well, I haven’t exactly made it easy on you either.”
“Right. Have you called Morgan yet tonight?”
“I haven’t, but she’s probably already in bed.”
“Do you think we could try? I want to see her, before anything happens tomorrow.”
“Good thing I have her on the line right here, Cap,” Tony stated, walking towards the twins.
“Uncle Steve!!!” Morgan squealed from the phone.
“Mo!!” Steve quickly swiped the phone from Tony. “How’s my favorite niece doing?”
“Good! Happy and Pepper let me swim in the lake today!”
“What?!” Y/N exclaimed, pushing to get into the view of the camera. “It’s October!”
“I didn’t— Morgan give me the phone,” Happy ordered. He swiped it from the little girl. “We didn’t let her! She snuck out.”
“Way to go, Mo!” Tony cheered.
Y/N smacked his arm. “Don’t encourage this,” she scolded.
“Sorry.”
“I’m sorry, momma,” Morgan said sadly, taking the phone back from Happy.
“It’s okay, sweetie,” Y/N replied. “I just don’t want you to get sick. Okay?”
“Okay… when are you and daddy coming home?”
Y/N made eye-contact with the men surrounding her before looking back at her daughter. “Hopefully tomorrow night, or the next day.”
“Yay! Will Uncle Steve be coming with you?” Y/N looked at Steve.
“Of course,” Steve answered. “I need some time with my biggest fan.”
“Yay!!!!!”
“Okay,” Tony took the phone, “it’s time to go to bed, little miss. We love you.”
“Love you 3000!”
“Love you baby,” Y/N said as Tony hung up the phone. “This is going to work, right?” She looked at the men, pleading with her eyes. “We’re going to get the Stones, bring everyone back, and no one is going to die…. Right?”
Tony cupped her face and her hands when to grab onto his wrists. “Nothing is going to happen,” Tony promised her. “We are all going to be okay. And we,” he paused for a brief kiss on her lips, “are going to get back to Morgan safely.”
“Tony’s right,” Steve agreed. Tony broke contact with Y/N’s face, bringing an arm around her waist and pulling her into his side. “We’re going to get through this.”
“I hope so,” she whispered.
~~~
Tony and Y/N said goodnight to Steve and headed straight for their room. The door had barely shut before Tony had her up against the wall and his tongue in her mouth. Y/N willing grasped onto him, letting him take control.
“I love you,” he murmured against her as they worked together to tear their clothes off. “I love you… I love you.”
“Are you trying to make up for us not having sex when we said we would?” She panted ever so slightly.
“Maybe,” he smirked, lifting her up. “Or maybe, I just want to show my wife how much I love her before we head off to the past tomorrow.” He gently laid her on the bed and he knelt over her. He ran his fingers down the side of her face. “I love you,” he repeated.
“And I love you… now, are we doing to do it? Or are you going to make me beg?”
~~~
The Team could feel the weight of their mission when they woke up in the morning. Getting geared up, everyone checked everything over numerous times. Scared to over look anything. The Team headed to the platform together, with Steve leading the charge. Bruce stopped at the control panel as the rest walked up onto the platform. They each took a position around where the opening would be, Y/N in the middle of Steve and Tony. They all looked at their Captain to say something before they headed off. With a sigh and a second to get his thoughts together, Steve began:
“Five years ago, we lost. All of us. We lost friends… We lost family… We lost a part of ourselves. Today, we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each. No mistakes. No do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know. But it doesn't mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives. And we're gonna win.” Looking passed Y/N, Steve and Tony shared a look. “Whatever it takes. Good luck.”
“He’s pretty good at that,” Rocket commented.
“Right?” Scott agreed.
“Alright. You heard the man,” Tony said. “Stroke those keys, jolly green.”
“Tractors engaged,” Bruce responded.
Tony reached over to Y/N and tugged her into him, landed a loving kiss on her lips. “I love you.”
“I love you, too,” she responded.
Bruce joined them on the platform and the quantum realm opened up. Tony and Y/N separated, looking down at the swirling colors. Natasha was smiling excitedly.
Turning to Steve, she said, “See you in a minute.”
Steve gave her a small smile in response before the Team’s helmets formed and they shrunk, entering the quantum realm. They were all together at first, until their GPS’ split the groups up to where they were heading. Tony, Steve, Y/N, Bruce, and Scott landed in New York 2012, in the midst of the Battle of New York. Their suits disappeared and Y/N immediately gasped loudly, stumbling back. Tony and Steve were quickly at her side to stable.
“Honey? Honey, talk to me,” Tony urged as Y/N’s breathing matched her rapid heartbeat. “What’s going on?”
“Th-The Stones,” she gasped. She could feel the connection forming once again. “They… I can…”
“Can you control them?” Steve questioned, trying to see if he could see what Y/N was trying to get at.
She nodded. “Yes.”
“Do you need to sit down?” Tony wondered.
“I’ll be fine. I just…” The buzzing began, making Y/N cringe. “I just need a second. But you guys can start without me. It shouldn’t be hard for me to catch up.”
“You sure?” Steve asked.
“I’m sure.”
“Alright then, we all have our assignments. Two Stones uptown, one Stone, down. Stay low. Keep an eye on the clock.”
Suddenly 2012 Hulk passed by their alleyway, smashing everything along his way. Bruce put his hand on his face, embarrassed. Steve looked at him.
“Feel free to smash a few things along the way,” Steve said.
“I think it’s gratuitous, but whatever,” Bruce muttered. He looked Y/N’s way. “You coming?”
“Yeah,” she responded. She leaned over and kissed Tony, pulling him closer by his neck. “Please be save.”
“Always,” he smirked. The two shared one last kiss before Y/N broke off and headed Bruce’s way.
“Need a lift?” Bruce asked, tearing off his shirt.
“Nah,” she grinned, opening a portal behind her. “I think I have a better way.”
“Jealous!” Scott exclaimed. “Do we have to— Ahh!!”
Scott failed to finish what he was saying, due to the fact that Y/N had opened portals beneath the others. She waved and blew a kiss as they fell through, landing them behind the Tower. She chuckled as she went through her portal, Bruce following. Closing the portal, Y/N and Bruce looked to see that they were in the Sanctum where they had met Dr. Strange.
“Hello?” Y/N said. “Is anyone—ah!”
Her trick was played on her and Bruce. The two of them falling through a portal and onto the roof.
“Careful,” the Ancient One warned. “I just had the floors waxed.”
“I’m looking for Doctor Strange,” Bruce said, him and Y/N standing up.
“You’re about… five years too early. Stephen Strange is currently performing surgery about twenty blocks that way.” She pointed. “But you should have known that already.” She looked right at Y/N. “What do you want from him?”
“That, actually.” Bruce pointed towards the necklace around her neck.
“Ah! I’m afraid not.”
“Sorry, but I wasn’t asking.”
“Maybe we should—“
“You don’t want to do this,” the Ancient One interrupted Y/N.
“Ah, you’re right, I don’t,” Bruce responded. He made a grab from he necklace. “But we need that Stone, and we don’t have time to beat it—“
The Ancient One quickly pushed Bruce’ astral form out of his body. Bruce, who now looked more human, stared at the Ancient One horrified.
“Let’s start over,” the Ancient One said, “shall we?”
“You know who I am?” Y/N asked.
“I do. But, do you know who are?”
“I’m getting there. And I’m so sorry to bug, but we really need that Time Stone.”
“No.”
“Do you know what happened?”
“I do.”
“Then you know why we need it.”
“Still, a no."
“Please, please,” Bruce, still in astral form, begged.
“I’m sorry, I can’t help you two. If I give up the Time Stone to help your reality, I’m dooming my own.”
“With all due respect, I’m not sure the science really supports that.”
The Ancient One created a projection of a long ray, simulating the flow of time. Projections of the Stones hovered above it.
“The Infinity Stones create what you experience as the flow of time. Remove one Stone and that flow splits,” she explained before she plucked the Time Stone projection away and pointed at the diverging line. “Now, this may benefit your reality, but my new one… not so much. In this new branched reality, without our chief weapon against the forces of darkness, our world will be overrun. Millions will suffer. So, tell me, can your science prevent all that?”
“No, but we can erase it,” Bruce retorted. “Because once we are done with the stones, we can return each one to its own timeline at the moment it was taken. So, chronologically,” he held the Time Stone projection, “in that reality,” he set it back, “it never left.” The diverging line disappeared.
“But you are leaving out the most important part. In order to return the Stones, someone would have to survive.”
“We will. I will. I promise.”
“I can’t risk this reality on a promise. It is the duty of the Sorcerer Supreme to protect the Time Stone.” She turned away.
“Then, why the hell did Strange give it away?”
She turned back, shocked. “What did you say?”
“Strange, he gave it away,” Y/N repeated, surprised that the Ancient One didn’t know since she seemed to know everything. “He gave it to Thanos.”
“Willingly?”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
“We have no idea,” Bruce answered. “Maybe he made a mistake.”
“Or I did.” She returned Bruce into his body and opened her necklace, revealing the Time Stone. “Strange is meant to be the best of us.”
“Ancient One, please trust us,” Y/N pled. “I am realizing now you only know so much, but you know what I am meant to do. And I cannot do it without the Stones. They were destroyed and I have no access to them. We need the Stone so that we can bring everyone back and… and so that I can complete whatever calling the Stones have put upon me… Strange knew the calling as well. So he must have given the Time Stone away for a reason.”
“I fear you might be right.” She handed Y/N the Time Stone.
“I’m counting on you two. We all are.”
“Thank you.”
Y/N handed the Stone over to Bruce, who had something to put it in. Bruce nodded before pressing a button and disappearing. Before Y/N could follow after him, the Ancient One called out to her.
“Y/N.” Y/N stopped and turned. “Before you go, you might want to check on your husband and brother.”
“What? Is something wrong?”
“Just go to their meeting place. And, Y/N, be careful.”
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(Perpetually annoying your cringe and fail boyfriend whom you love to pieces)
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Peaceful moments of shared affection between lovers, sometime in the future when their relationship is steady and sweet and woven deep into the fabric of their lives.
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Disney Romance - Mermaid Mullan! - 200 followers special
Thankyou for requesting Bas!!! ( @basilisa-scorpii ) I was a bit nervous writing this! As you are one of my favorites and are so talented. Actually i too didn’t watch many movies. Only those 10 that I mentioned. My friend was in disbelief when I told her that I didn’t watch frozen. Apparently it was a big deal for her as he almost watched every Disney princess movie.
So, its my first fic writing for the 200 followers! Please read it without having any high expectations. I may not reach them.
Pairing : Zoro X Mermaid! Reader
Word count : 3.6K (Sorry, the concept was so interesting and I couldn’t stop)
Warnings : A long ass fic written by me, read at your own risk. CRINGE ALERT!, has magic, bad action scenes, happy ending or else I’ll cry, a lost marimo.
“Tsk… Lucky mermaids. They just get to go and play while I have to learn these stupid spells”, you opened the new book of spells, which had a brown cover and was very heavy. The cover had a design of a mermaid.
You started to read the spells. Being born in the clan of spells mermaid, you always thought that you were one of those unlucky mermaids who can’t just play with the fishes. You were a very young mermaid and didn’t understand the importance of them.
Growing up, these spells always helped to escape from so many troubles. You could even go to the land using these spells. Hiding your scales and turing your tail into legs.
One fine day in the ocean, while you were making preparations to go to the land, a white-haired half – octopus approached you. ‘Not again’, you sighed.
“What now Ursula? I need to leave”, Without hiding your irritation, you asked her.
“Y/N going to the land again? Why won’t you use my help? I’ll turn you into a human then you don’t have to rely on your powers and get weak every time”, she said as she twirled around you.
There are many powers that can be mastered in the spell book and your main power being in Teleporting but you did learn many other spells, including turning your tail into legs. But every thing has a counter action. The more demanding the spell, the more of a toll it pays on your body by making you weak, leading to even death. Taking your real mermaid form and taking rest in the ocean can help you regain your power.
“The princess asked me for legs and I gave her what she needed”
“The princess? Why did she ask you for legs?”
“Love, she was in love with a man, are you also in love?”
“No and I’d never do that for a silly thing as Love”
“But, you are going to Land using your powers. Aren’t you tired of it dear”
You sighed at how she never gave up on you. “Why? So that you can take my spell book or my family sapphire stone?”, your eyebrow raised with annoyance. She gulped and tried to open her mouth to say something but too late. You weren’t interested in listening to her so you snapped your fingers and Teleported to land.
You didn’t like to teleport when people were talking but you didn’t want to listen to her toxic convincing again. Like hell you needed her powers. You’d rather lose your powers then to give her your spell book or the sapphire stone, which was now, in the necklace you were wearing. It was also called as the second chance.
You went to the small house mostly made of stones. It was just had 2 rooms. You opened the box which you found in the ruined ship and wore the male clothes which were in it. After coming to the land you observed that, most of the men would be creepy when you were wearing women clothing, which lead you to throw those men away. When you wore men clothing, no one glanced at you. And you didn’t get the chance to waste your powers. So you preferred to be dressed as a man.
You took the gold coin which was actually the last one you had in the box. ‘I need to find a way to stock these’, you thought as you started to make your way into the town. Apparently, these people got super mad at you when you ate and tried to leave. They called this… money? If you remember correctly.
At first it was pure curiosity what the Land was of. But after being addicted to the food here, you couldn’t help but to come back regularly. While in the sea all it was available was sea weed and raw food. It was good but it wasn’t even comparable with the food on land. The humans had some tasty food called fruits. And they were of different varieties like mango, orange, apple, berries etc. Oh, how delicious the meat was, when it was cooked. So, you kept coming here using your powers. The food was worth it!
You headed towards the place where the old humans make food, you were their favorite customer as you always gave them a gold coin every time you visited. They were poor and the gold you gave them, helped them to even get out of the debts. You reached the place and started to eat while some people quarreled. But you didn’t care. All you looked at was the food before you. You were always given a small size powerless trident and a small sword with it. You didn’t know why they were used.
“HEY IDIOT! ARE YOU THE ONE WHO ALWAYS GIVES GOLD COINS? GIVE THEM TO ME”, someone shouted but you were too busy in eating.
“Sir please, leave our customer. That man is being very kind to us old people”, pleaded the old man but he didn’t care.
“You jerk! Why the hell are you ignoring me?”, some one slammed their hand on your table making your apple almost fall down. ‘Unforgiveable’
You glared at the man beside you as he grabbed you by the collar and pulled you up, just before he punched you, you snapped your fingers and he froze in his place. He couldn’t move. You clenched your fist and punched him in the face making him fly across the room.
Everyone stopped doing what they were doing and looked at you in disbelief. The person you punched was a strong guy who always took peoples valuables. A green haired soldier was totally stunned. ‘A person this strong was in a small town like this’, he thought. He went towards the person who was trashed by you and noticed that he was knocked out. ‘It seemed a bit different but, that guy can help a lot’, he thought. The soldier turned around to look at you but you were already leaving.
Placing the money which was required to pay on the desk, the green haired man ran in your direction. “Hey dude!! Wait a minute!”, he called to you. But you were busily eating the apple which had the pretty red colour.
‘I need to get more of these golden coins. Maybe the ship which crashed in the western side has some of these’, making plans on how to get more of these, you walked towards the shore.
You then felt a hand on your shoulder which made you to stop. Looking over your shoulder, your eyes met with black orb. The man had green hair and a scar on one of his eyes. He was muscular and well built. He had three golden coloured earrings on one of his ears.
“Hey dude! I wanna talk to you”, he said removing his hand from your shoulder. You took a bite of your apple and turned towards him. You raised one of your eye brow at him as you folded your arms.
“I am so amazed that a powerful man like you is in this small town. Actually, seeing you fight that rogue, I wanted to ask you if you’d come to the war and be a soldier, like me”, he said with a proud smile.
After listening to the weird man, You turned around and started to walk towards the shore. His smile curved into an awkward one as you walked away. “HEY!! I’m NOT DONE! LISTEN TO ME ONCE”, trying to stop you he shouted again. But as his attempts failed, he ran again and stood before you blocking your way. You glared at him because of it.
“Listen to me. I mean no harm. I’m Zoro, a solider of the Straw Hat army”, he introduced himself as he took your hand and shook it. ‘What… What a weird man’, you thought looking at him.
“You see, we want to use all the help needed to destroy the beard Kingdom. So, come with us and be a soldier of the Straw hat army”, he said.
“Why do I need to fight for your army. I don’t wanna involve in these fights”, you said sternly, speaking for the first time to the man.
“Why not? Just join us. We are fighting on the good side. We wanna give freedom to the people of beard Kingdom”, he inhaled and continued, “If you join I’ll make sure you get good food and 500 pure gold coins”. He was really determined to win the war and also claimed that he wanted to free some people.
You could get the gold coins from many ruined ships, but the way he looked at you with determination to win in eyes you couldn’t help but to sigh. “Let’s meet here tomorrow at exactly at dawn”, with that you continued to walk towards the shore.
“I never caught your name”
“Its Y/N”, you say without turning around but smirked. He was the first human you ever told your name to.
His eye clearly lit up and he grinned as he said, “I’ll waiting, Y/N”. He didn’t notice that his heart definitely did skip a beat then.
Swimming deep into the ocean, you reached your house with in 10 minutes. Before sleeping, you took the spell book and started to refer it again even though you’ve read it multiple times. You still had 12 hours till dawn and it’s be sufficient amount of time till you regain your energy.
As the first rays of sun hit the country, Zoro looked at how beautiful the sea looked. He was mesmerized by its beauty.
“Hey”, you almost startled him.
“What the… when did you come here? How did I not notice?”, he said with confusion in his eyes.
“Lets go now”
“Ye…Yeah. Let’s go”, he said leading you forward. ‘This person is hiding something’, he thought
“Hey”, you call him as he turned to look at you.
“Why are you going towards the sea?”, as soon as you said that, his cheeks turned red with embarrassment.
“Don’t tell me you don’t even know the rout-”
“I know!”, he said interrupting you and opening the map. You peaked at the map and then looked at him. He was sweating.
“Give, just give it to me”, you took the map and continued, “So where is the location”
“Here”, he pointed towards a white surface on the map. “If we go quickly-”, you tooe his hand in yours and closed your eyes, “We can reach in maybe 5 days”, he ended as you snapped your fingers. He just looks at the place before him. Your eyes open wide upon seeing the white substance in front of you. Your hands hug you as the place was very cool but you were truly in awe by the view.
But Zoro was actually speechless. “What? How? Why? When? Its not even been 5 seconds”, he screamed and continued, “What are you actually? Are you using some sort of Magic?”, he then sneezed.
“I used a spell. Now don’t make a fuss about it. Anyone can do it”, you replied
“NO ONE CAN DO IT!”, he screamed again only for you to ignore.
“What is this white substance”, you asked him as you slowly crouch down and touch it. It was soft and very cold, Making your hand numb. But you were amazed by it.
“Its snow. Don’t do that, your hands will become numb”, he said and took your hands in his and started to rub them. You heart skipped a beat and you didn’t know why.
“Lets go. I think, I know the way from here”, he said and pulled you up with him. With your hands still in his he walked forward. Even though your knees felt weak, you kept walking. He talked about the prince and how great he was.
After 10 minutes, you both saw some men with weapons in the area. With one swift motion, Zoro attacked them and knocked them out. You were actually surprised. You didn’t even notice when he left your side and attacked them. He held three swords at a time. You never saw a person so perfectly using three swords. Oh god, he looked like a demon. He pulled the clothes from those men and handed you one. “Wear this sweater. I don’t want you to get sick”
You wore it and it felt really warm all of a sudden.
“Woah!! Its so warm, fells like Magic”, you smile pulling the sweater even closer to you.
“Tsk… you call this magic and call your spell normal. I cant understand you”, he again took your hand in his. “Don’t… Don’t get it wrong. Its only because I brought you here so its my responsibility to keep you safe”. You place your thumb on his wrist and observe that his heart beat was increasing.
“Your heart beat is increasing”, you said making him glare at you.
After walking for a while, you notice a building ahead of you. It was black in colour and had black smoke coming out from it. Suddenly Zoro stops in his tracks.
“Is it the secret base of straw-hat kingdom, you were talking about”, you asked him.
“It’s the secret base of Beard Kingdom that we are searching for past 1 month. Oh my! We found it Y/N”, he said with a smirk on his face. You snapped your fingers and made the black smoke red hoping someone from the straw hat base see it.
“No, you found it. I just waked with you. What type of shit directions you have”
“Hey! That’s not true. I… I actually was planning to search this with you. But whatever we found it!”, he grinned looking at the building.
“Don’t tell me you wanna take them on all by yourse-”
“What are you saying? I have you now! Let’s kill them Y/N”, he said taking his swords and positioning them. He was a demon. But your heart started to race. It was because of this jerk.
“Ok! Lets go”, you said and silently you both infiltrated the base. Knocking out who ever came across your way.
‘Damn it. There are a lot of people here’, you thought as your breathing became heavy and your legs gave out.
“Y/N, you okay?”, Zoro whispered getting close to you.
“I’m fine”, you said. This wasn’t the time to wine and you knew it.
“Thankyou. Its dawn and everyone are mostly sleeping. So lets just finish this off and leave”, he said as he placed his hand behind your waist and in one swift motion he pulled you up. Your heart skipped a beat. AGAIN. ‘This is just like the useless romance novels I read’, you thought. ‘Do I like him by any chance?’
“Lets go”, he said facing the opposite direction that you actually should go.
“We need to go this way”, you said to him as he blushed and walked in the correct direction. ‘Definitely not’, you concluded and continued to trash the soldiers in the way. You were late once and a bullet hit your shoulder. Still you didn’t give up.
“Y/N! I’m sorry, I’ll make sure to get you treated by our doctor”, Zoro shouted as he slashed another person, who was twice as big as him.
After a while, you knew, you really needed the ocean. Your body was getting weaker. Teleporting to a really far place with another person, being hit by a bullet and continuously knocking out these strong ass soldiers is really getting hectic.
“You did great Y/N, its okay. Leave now, ill take care of the rest!”, Zoro said but you got determined even more to fight.
“What? I don’t take orders, especially from humans. Lets see who gets more knockouts”, you said. Zoro didn’t know if he should be happy that you didn’t give up or be concerned that you called him a human? So were you not one?
Snapping fingers, you teleported Zoro from one enemy to another and sometimes yourself to win over the enemies. Your shoulder was turning into a shade of purple, but you were too busy to notice. He soon got used to your help. “You make one hell of a partner!”, Zoro said looking at you as he stood on a pipe which was approximately 10 feet above you. You smirked as a big sound made you to look at the strong wooden door.
“WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE!”, A man with a big beard shouted. You snapped your fingers and Zoro was beside you in a second.
“That’s Beard. We need to destroy him”, Zoro mumbled as he proceeded to run further. You were ready to go with him but your vision completely became black and you fell to the ground.
“Y/N!”, Zoro called out to you but you didn’t wake up. You could hear him. You wanted tell him to escape. Then you heard an explosion.
“BEARD!!! I’LL KICK YOUR ASS!!”, an unfamiliar voice was heard.
“Jeez Luffy! Could you hold your horses?”
“NAMI!!!! I’m Scared!”
“Shut up Ussop! We need to protect the peopl- Ladies! *ahem*”
That was too late. Luffy was already fighting with Beard at this point. With the prince fighting, all Straw hat soldiers started to fight with Beard Army.
“Y/N! Y/N Wake up!! Please wake up!”, Zoro took your body in his arms and shook you trying to wake you up.
‘I want to see you one last time’, you thought before your hearing also faded away.
“Please wake up. Don’t die”, he shook you like crazy.
“Don’t do that Zoro! Let me take a look at the wound”
Handing you over, Zoro clenched his jaw. “Please don’t let him die”, he said and positioned himself.
“ASHURA”, he said and went full demon mode on the Beard Soldiers.
After winning over the Beard army everyone was really relieved. But they didn’t celebrate. Knowing one of their soldier was in a critical position.
The doctor checked your pulse and you weren’t alive. He sighed and got up. Covering you with a blanket, he walked out.
“How is he?”, Zoro asked as soon as the doctor stepped out.
“That was a girl and sadly her pulse stopped”, the doctor replied only for Zoro to grab his collar and ask again. “What did you say? It cant be happening. He i mean She cant die, do something”
“I’ve tried everything, I’m sorry”, the doctor said and Zoro let go of him.
He went inside the room to find you covered with a blanket. He pulled the blanket down to see your face again. He sat beside you and took your hand in his.
“I’m sorry. I made you come here even when you clearly didn’t want to. I am sorry”, he apologized holding your hand tightly. “Is there any spell to bring you back. If there is, I wish you to come back, please get a second chance”
Then he saw the sapphire necklace glow. He was shocked at this. If anyone would’ve told him that magic existed a few days earlier, he’d have brushed it off. But after seeing you, he believes in it.
Just when you felt that you were surrounded with nothing but light, your ocean coloured necklace glowed, as if it was calling you back. You opened your eyes and could see light and also a person with green hair. His face lit with happiness and he hugged you.
“Zo...ro”, you called as he pulled back to look at you.
“Y/N! You are alive!”, he said as he took your hand and kissed it.
“You!! You Human! How could you!”, your cheeks turned pink at his actions.
“Why didn’t you tell me that you were a girl?”
“I never said that I were a boy”
“You are alive again so I’ll let it slide for now, also that stone and those scales on your cheek”, he said and you snapped your fingers to hide the scales.
“Whatever… I saw that you cried when I died”, you blabbered but it turned out to be true as his cheeks turned red.
“I did not”, he tried to hide his embarrassment but failed. You chuckled at his reaction and he smiled at you.
“EHHH!!!! YOU ARE ALIVE!!!!”, the doctor screamed looking at you then suddenly a weird guy with a straw hat came in beaming with energy.
“SUGOI!!! You are alive! then we all can celebrate on the occasion of you being alive and also winning the war!”, he said coming towards you.
“I guess… Thanks”
“Show me your powers when you get well okay!”, he said as he gave you a wide smile and left.
“Was he the prince Luffy that you are so fond of”, Zoro nodded
“He is the man worthy to become a King. But tell me this, are you a fish?”
“Actually, that’s not totally wrong. I’ll tell you what you need to know. Let’s teleport again after some time.”
The next day.
“Its… Its actually pretty cool. I never thought I’d see a half fish and half human”, Zoro said as he tugged on your tail.
“Ouch! Be careful. The tail can be strong but it is also very sensitive, and can you please start using the word mermaid”, you said splashing water on him.
“So, tell me. How strong are the mermaids? Are they all as strong as you?”, he curiously asked not hiding the intent to fight. You chuckled and started to tell him about the creatures of the ocean. But its just been 3 days since you met him, but you two already had a.... weird connection.
Zoro tucked a strand of hair behind your ear and looked into your eyes. The timing was so perfect. Maybe it was because he was there. You moved closer to kiss him and he also returned it. Maybe the mermaid princess wasn’t totally wrong to choose love…
XOXOXOXO
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[vlive 210522] Seri’s Seritonin 🥝🐱
9pm kst
italics = english; seri answering questions!
the vlive starts with seri logging on and waving
she’s playing new rules in the background and staying quiet for the first two minutes
“moa! how are you all?”
she smiles and reads through the comments
she reads a few out loud and sees a few comments asking her to say i love you in different languages, to which she complies to
she turns off her music first and fixes herself in her chair
“bet you guys are wondering why i’m live today, huh? we’ll get to that in a bit. for now, let’s answer questions”
she looks through the comments carefully until she reads one out loud
Seriiiiiii! 5 Beomgyus or 5-year-old Beomgyu?
she laughs at this
“maybe a five year old bammie. he always makes a big deal of being older than me by a few months, so it would be good pay back”
she then pulls out her phone and scrolls through it before turning it towards the screen. it was a picture of beomgyu as a kid
“see this? he sent this to our groupchat the other day. tiny gyu is cute”
how are youuuuuu?
she claps her hands together and smiles at the live
“i’m doing great, thank you! i’ve been practicing harder, and i feel pretty good”
she scrolls through the comments again and takes a sip of her drink. she lightly mixes her drink around and places it back down
“you guys should try peach tea. it’s a godsend. oh, what’s this?”
shall we go on a date?
“you didn’t turn up at our last date”
she pouted a little and laughed
“i waited at the rooftop for a while, but you didn’t show up! but i guess we can go again because you’re moa”
she shifts a little and shakes her head amusedly at her own words
“do i sound like gyu?”
Hi Seri! I have a couple questions 😊 What has been your favorite era music wise and style wise? What hair style/color do you want to try? What's your current favorite song? What are you looking forward to most?
her eyes widened a little before she looks up trying to come up with answers to the series of questions
“oh, wow, i guess you could say i really liked our songs from the minisode album, but my favorite title track is run away for sure. actually, i take that back. i like the songs on dream chapter magic the most! in terms of style... dream chapter magic as well! i really like new rules’ styling especially”
a small smile makes its way to her face as she’s about to answer the last question from that comment
“right now, i’m really looking forward to our new album, and i hope you’ll like it as well! so far, the tracks are amazing!”
any plans for a comeback with the royals?
“i don’t know” she laughs and looks off camera “what do you think?”
yoonmi’s giggle can be heard while seri just laughed
“you exposed me! anyway, we’ll see when the three of us get an opportunity again” “you guys heard yoonmi”
seri takes the live and points it to the side, revealing the magenta-haired girl peacefully sitting in the dance studio near her while working on something on her laptop
“yoonmi is working on school stuff even if she just released a song yesterday” “responsibilities”
Seri baby are you aware that Seri sounds like berry? Therefore you are now berry Seri or Seri Berry 🤔
“oh, that’s cute! seri berry... i love it! i’m a berry now! i can replace strawberries, i don’t like strawberries”
she wrinkled her nose at the thought of the red berries as the sound of a chair moving came up. seri looked off camera and waved to, supposedly, yoonmi
“yoonmi has a meeting right now, so she’s off. anyway, back to our live”
Hiya Seri how are you liking the new building? What do you think has changed the most about you since you became an idol? And out of the members who do you think has changed most since you debuted?
“the new building is actually the best thing ever, i swear! there’s a lot of space, and the facilities are all high quality! honestly, i’m the only txt member who doesn’t get lost, so it’s pretty funny when the others have to ask for my help to walk around”
she then pressed her lips into a tight line while thinking about her next answer
“since becoming an idol... i think i became more confident. the others tell me this a lot. they say every comeback my stage presence gets better, and i look more comfortable? i also became a better dancer for sure. not the best yet, but i’m working on it. also maybe kai? first of all, he’s gotten way taller now. second, he’s been more mature. yes, he’s still our baby, but he handles things a lot more maturely now. sometimes he acts like he’s older than me as well”
hi bestieeeeeee! what do you think you’d be doing if you weren’t an idol?
“hey, bestie! musical theatre for sure!”
seri immediately perked up at this. she jumped back in her seat a little with the biggest grin while remembering her experiences
“i loved it back in school! honestly, my parents were pretty supportive about my involvement in theatre and my little brother kinda brags to his friends that his sister goes on stages to perform. it’s kinda cute”
would you consider acting? or maybe starring in a musical?
“oh for sure if i were given the chance!”
you dance amazingly! your artist of the month video with studio choom was absolutely perfect!!!!
“oh my god”
she covered her face and groaned before pulling out her phone and looking for the video on youtube. before pressing play, she looked back to the camera
“thank you, but i’m a little embarrassed about this. i wore red lipstick on stage for the first time after debut, and i showed a side of me that’s pretty different…”
she pressed play and watched the video, cringing at herself. it took a whole 20 seconds before she gave up and hid her phone behind her
“nope. nevermind, i can’t watch that. thank you, i’m glad you enjoyed it”
thoughts on the people you’re being shipped with? 👀
she burst into laughter upon reading this
“ah, yes. shipping. i see you guys on stan twitter with your little edits and headcanons and aus! honestly, it’s amusing. apparently most of you ship me with gyu and seungmin? and a few other people, too?”
she was quiet for a while like thinking about who moas shipped her with. she shook her head with and began talking again
“gyu... well, bammie’s my best friend, and i love him a lot. it’s been us from the very beginning, so i like to think we’ll be as close as ever until the end”
“seungmin is the bane of my existence”
she laughed at this before waving her hand
“kidding! he’s actually really nice, and i love hanging out with him, it just so happens our friendship is based on bickering. we do support each other though. seungmin, if you see this, you did well on love poem”
she then lit up as if just remembering something
“some of you guys ship me with chaeryoung! interesting considering you all see me as ryujin’s sibling, but please, i’m not worthy of the queen herself. i love chae with all my heart honestly she’s such a sweet child”
her phone buzzed and she glanced at it a little bit before turning back to the live
“perfect timing because hyunsuk just messaged me and some special ship mentions are hyunsuk and jeno oppa. i think it’s because i hang out with hyunsuk’s little siblings a lot. but jeno oppa? we just met earlier this year, it’s a little funny how apparently a lot of people ship us when we haven’t really shown our friendship much”
she typed something one her phone before chuckling and shutting it off once again. she looked through the comments until she found the topic she was looking for
What’s up with you and Dino? 👀👀👀
“ah, this. this brings me to the reason i went live. recently, you guys have seen me and dino oppa hanging out, right? well, we’re not dating. i wanted it to be a surprise, but he’s helping me with something for my birthday, and i agreed to do something with him for their youtube as well”
her phone rang, and she laughed before picking it up and putting it on speaker
“hello? you’re on speaker” “seri-yah! how dare you deny our relationship?” “oh? you’re watching?” “look up, stupid. i’m standing by the door”
she looked off camera and laughed
“yah! oppa, what are you doing here?” “miya told me you were gonna talk about the scandal, so i thought why not come early?”
dino appears next to seri in a mask and a hat. he nudged seri over to the side so they could both be centered on screen, making her raise her eyebrow at him
“meet my new dance partner” dino points towards seri whose eyes widen as soon as he said that
“they don’t know yet!” “you said we were working on two things together!” “but they didn’t know one of them is dance!” “might as well tell them so we can clear up this rumor before i get attacked by moas”
she sighed at him
“i’d get attacked by carats. anyway, fine. dino oppa’s helping me with a song, and he’s making me dance with him for a video. you can look forward to this in july”
dino adjusted his hat and leaned forward a little
“no need to panic, we’re not in a romantic relationship. she’s too tall for me”
“... you’re literally taller than me though?” “not by that much. if you wear heels, we’d be the same height, and i don’t think i’m up for that”
she playfully rolled her eyes
“looks like i’ve discussed what needed to be cleared up now. i’m single. single.” “yes, they get the point” “oh, would you just go already?”
she was pretending to push him away while he laughed at her failed attempts. he moved off camera but stays in the room
“no way, we’ve got to work the choreography out today”
“this is gonna be a while,” she muttered before smiling at the live once again “well, time for me to go. i’ve got a lot of work to do to be on par with a member of seventeen’s performance team”
dino’s groaning could be heard from the side
“this again?”
she laughed
“bye moa! hopefully that cleared things up, and hopefully you enjoyed this little tmi session”
-end-
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