#four-hundred

[terezis]

belos is the most villain of all time. i’m obsessed. who is doing it like that guy. “upstanding christian man” who becomes so twisted by delusions of grandeur that he becomes the literal devil and he still thinks he’s the good guy. he possessed the corpse of a god. he is made of goo. he carved and scarified magical glyphs into his own body. he bit raine. when he was defeated he tried to lie his way out of the loss by pretending the power of friendship saved him and then proceeded to get curb-stomped to death by an amputee, a non-binary band geek, and a raccoon. what a fucking mad lad

#HE MURDERED THE PERSON IN THE WORLD HE LOVED MOST AND SPENT FOUR HUNDRED YEARS BUILDING A BETTER VERSION OUT OF THAT GUY'S BONES #like as if 'guy who hates [thing] becomes thing in his pursuit of the thing's destruction wasn't tasty ENOUGH #the owl house #watching and dreaming spoilers #watching and dreaming #toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers #1k #5k

[dcxdpdabbles]

I JUST SAW THESE POSTS OF DANNY BEING RAS AL GHUL CHILD LIKE THE FIRST THAT IS LIKE 25-30 YEARS OLDER THAN TALIA AND MAKE MY BRAIN WORKS FUCKING WIGGLE!?!?!??

anyway

Danny established the status quo and the disappeared for 20-60 years and the is summoned by Ra where he’s like “Dad you could’ve have called my personal phone you know that right?” And Ra’s like “YOU WENT OFF THE GRID FOR YEARS AND NEVER TOOD ME-!!??!? Now do you look different? Are you eating? What’s with comingoutthesummoningcirclefortheghostking? HMMM???”

“Ah- I knew I forgot something! Let me tell you all about it! I see you brought the whole fam and in laws let’s have dinner and discuss it- AWWWW THATS BABIES!!!” *Damian, Jason, Tim, and Dick being referred to as “babies”*

“Excuse me.” Danny then fucking tackles them in hugs and loves while dodging and/or holding their punches and kicks

"My maternal uncle is coming for a visit and likely evaluate my living arrangements.. We must be at our absolute best when he is here. " Damian announces one evening right as the family is finishing preparing for a night of crime fighting.

Everyone freezes from their respective stations, twisting around to stare at the young Robin in confusion. He doesn't notice; he is too busy making sure his katana is sharpened to perfection and balancing it on his fingertips.

"Baby Bat?" Dick calls, "What do you mean by that?"

Damian pauses in his prep work, approaching the eldest with a pretty impressive scowl. " Mother sent a messenger a few days ago about Uncle's plan audit. Should we fail it, I shall be removed into a different household."

"An audit? Removed?" Steph repeats, confused, but Damian has no idea why. He thought it was pretty apparent that Uncle Daniel would be scoring them, which would determine if Damian would be allowed to continue living within them. He has done so to all of Ra Al Ghul's offspring, and nothing his Grandfather has done has been able to stop him.

How could they think they would have more power than his grandfather?

"When shall Dusan be here?" Father asks, quickly switching on the home security. "What kind of attack should we expect?"

Damian scoffs, "Not the White Ghost. Uncle Dusan is on the other side of the world on a mission for Grandfather. No, Uncle Daniel will be the one conducting the suit. He is the eldest, after all."

Father's eyes narrow behind the white lenses of his masks. "I was unaware your mother had more siblings."

Damian considers the words, wondering how he could politely- at least he shames Alfred- remind his father that his grandfather has been around for hundreds of years. Staying at his peak through the usage of the Lazarus Pit, he has never been short of lovers.

And sometimes those lovers have given him children, many who aged and died naturally, as none has deemed worthy of the Lazarus. All except for one, the First Son, who has never needed the Pits but remained youthful and powerful on his own.

The perfect heir.

It's too bad he had abdicated long before Damian was even a thought.

"Grandfather has had many children, but Uncle Daniel is different. Special. He is the First Son."

"Capital letters," Todd cuts in, shaking his head. "It's never good when the League of Assiasans assigns capital letters. How strong is he?"

"He could easily best Grandfather and all under Grandfather's command," Damian replies, watching as the rest of the vigilantes grew uneasy by the information. It's good that they are wear of Uncle Daniel's power but they have nothing to fear of his wrath. "Uncle Daniel is a pacifist. He carries a protective core."

"A Al Ghul that a pacifist? I'll believe it when I see it." Drake droned as he was clipping on his utility belt. At once, Damian felt his body grew hot with rage. No matter what, it seemed Drake would always curse his family.

The way he says the family name drips with disrespect as if the other teen was saying a swear.

"My Uncle Daniel is a great man!" He shouts, gripping his sword so har his knuckles ache. Drake's face twists as if though he smelled something foul and the rage burning in Damian's chest spreads to his whole body.

He is just about to reach for his throwing knives when a familiar cold hand settles into his hair. "Aw thank you Little One. I love you too."

"Uncle Daniel!" Damian shouts excitably, forgetting the fool he was about to run his blades through. His uncle stands before him, the same darl night hair, warm blue eyes, and a crooked smile that had secretly comforted him in his youth.

"Where in the world did he come from!?" Damian hears one of Father's adopted brutes gasp but does not care to see who as his uncle quickly reels him in for a hug.

Hugging Uncle Daniel was like being wrapped in warm blankets in winter. He always ran rather cold, but it was lovely to be wrapped in his arms and surrounded by his protection.

It felt like nothing in the world could harm him from here.

"You seem well, Little One. Are you happy?" His uncle says. The delict of their native tongue is another comfort Damian can sink into.

"I am." He allows, snuggling his face against his stomach, as childish as it is. If only he could grow taller like his father.

"Wonderful. I'm so glad." His uncle then switches to English, ignoring all the weapons drawn and pointing at him from the Bats. Damian steps back to admire the man he wishes to grow into. "I'm terribly sorry for arriving so late, nephew. You must be tired. When is your bed time?"

"I do not have a bedtime." Damian scoffs. Uncle Daniel frowns, reaching into his chest to pull out a clipboard and a pen- he'll never get used to his uncle storing things within himself no matter how often he sees it. Damian is pretty sure he heard someone gag.

A soft click is heard as his uncle opens the pen and quickly scribbles something down. He is not tall enough to see what is written, but he can see clearly as day that his uncle selected the red ink of the muli-color pen he is using.

He only uses red when he is doing bad things. Damian breaks into a sweat. "What was that? Uncle what did you just write?"

"No bedtime. Tsk tsk." Uncle Daniel mutters, looking around the cave with disapproval. "No proper heating living space."

"Oh no! I do not live down here. This is merely the training grounds. We live upstairs" Damian quickly says, waving his hands frantically in the air as his uncle's unimpressed look. Curses, the auduit just began and already he got bad markings.

"Would you care for a tour? I shall not be going on patrol-"

"He forces you to fight crime? At your age?" Uncle barks, throwing a look of utter disgust at Father. It's the same one he gives Grandfather whenever the older man tries to raise child soldiers.

Even Damian had not been sent on any missions. His childhood had been intense training but nothing that was life-threatening.

"I volunteered to go!" He tries to defend Father, but his uncle only clicks his pen and scrambles more red ink on his paper.

Drat and Damian were actually enjoying living at the manor. He will likely have to say goodbye to it all and be moved to some house Uncle deemed more child-friendly.

"What is your diet here? Have you been taken to the doctor? Any form of therapy?" His uncle fires each question quickly, walking through Todd and Cain when they try to apprehend him without a glance.

His uncle is, and not to sound like the fools of his school, so cool.

#dcxdpdabbles #dc x dp crossover #The Audit #Damian's cool uncle Danny #In which Danny was reborn as Daniel Al Ghul four hundred and ten years ago as Ra's first born son #Then went all Ghost King on him #and now travels the world making sure kid's safety laws are followed #Sorry I know it's not what you were picturing but it's all I could think of.

[lotus-pear]

i think you guys are onto smth..

i unironically got invested in this HELP

#WHERES THE FIC AT IF SOMEONE WRITES THIS I WILL PAY THEM A HUNDRED DOLLARS😭😭 #kunikida serving the country while dazai's serving cunt😔 #dazai was born to malewife but forced to manipulate and i think that's the greatest tragedy of bsd #anyway some facts i would like to share abt this au thay i came up w while drawing!! #takes place in 1939 (start of wwii) and there was a mandatory draft that required one male over eighteen from each house to serve #both of them are still twenty two and had been engaged for abt two years before getting married that year #newlyweds! unfortunately kuni had to go fight and they were seperated :( #before the war kunikida was a math teacher at the local high school and dazai obviously managed the household and didn't work #he's hopeless at cooking and meal prep even w recipie books so they either get those prepackaged meals or kuni makes dinner when he gets ba #so like when he's making lunch for kunikida he normally just packs a basic sandwich w raw fruit #kunikida always appreciates the effort even tho hes probably sick of having the same thing everyday but he won't complain abt it #when kunikida joined the army he was relieved that the mess hall had better food than dazai #he was the only one in his platoon that never complained abt the food so his fellow soldiers assumed it was bc he came from a tough bg #when in reality he was just used to being poisoned on a daily basis from his dumbass husbands cooking and was hardly fazed from army ration #they write to each other although its more dazai sending and kuni receiving bc hes off fighting and doesnt have time to write back #dazai talks abt life on the homefront and how he has to grow a victory garden (everything is DYING HE CANT EVEN RAISE TOMATOES) #and kuni writes abt his fellow soldiers and how the war is going and when he thinks he'll be home and how he misses sleeping in a bed #ANYWAY yea thought i'd share sry for infodumping in the tags again #this post is for like the four ppl that care abt this specific flavor of knkdz so hopefully this gets four notes at least #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikidazai #knkdz #lotus draws #bro sry for posting at two in the morning i couldnt sleep until i got this out of my head they have infested my brain

[nyancrimew]

waiting for the hopefully once again temporary loss of focus and massive brainfog from covid to hopefully also fade away again after like a month just like the other time i had covid

#like fuck i rly hope this also goes away again #my writing has slowed down like literally by a hundred times #ive managed to write like four paragraphs so far this week despite more or less just focusing on doing these articles #it's so endlessly frustrating

[a-rebellious-waffle]

...

...no idea, Ghost

#destiny 2 #lightfall #for the record that is my time on PC only; I probably have about four hundred additional hours on Playstation #i have. spent entirely too much time on this game

[lishenkaaa]

gideon is terrified of losing harrow's interest. gideon currently thinks harrow is incapable of loving her. harrow doesn't hate gideon. harrow will tell gideon she doesn't hate her. the real question is how many agonising pages will it take for gideon to find out this doesn't mean harrow feels nothing for her at all.

#the locked tomb #gideon nav #kiriona gaia #harrow nonagesimus #griddlehark #nona the ninth spoilers #my guess? four hundred and fifty seven. #omodru talks

[slayerchick303]

Twyla being a dumb bitch- and often making everything worse- brings me so much joy. It is so funny.

#i'm not alive! #jk lol #i can disguise myself as a bed/flashlight/puddle #four hundred! #i love twyla #dungeons and drag queens #dadq #dimension 20 dungeons and drag queens #d20 dungeons and drag queens #dimension 20 dadq #d20 dadq #dimension 20 #d20 #Jujubee #rpdr #drag race #drag queen #college humor #dropout tv #dropout

[carlyraejepsans]

toriel... what are your toriel takes today

i have a headcanon that toriel has a hand-washing compulsion where she does it wayy more thoroughly than needed, instinctively trying to scrub under her claws even when they're perfectly clean because she can still feel the phantom of dirt under them from the time she dug chara's grave.

#one. two. three. four hundred years. it doesn't matter when you buried your child alone #i think she was your obvious standard ''my son just died'' distraught at first just out of shock. but from the moment asgore declared war? #she swallowed her grief and acted as cold and rationally as she could. organizing her leave. taking the body without being noticed. #finding the ruins. sealing them. and yes burying the body. i think she held it together perfectly during that sequence of events #but when she went to wash her hands after it was done and she couldn't get the dirt out. and she could FEEL it digging into her fingertips #but unable to get the sensation out no matter how furiously she scrubbed & dug under them THAT'S when she truly lost it for the first time #and had a full on mental breakdown over everything that happened in so little time #and that experience kinda sealed itself in her brain. both mentally and sensorially. ergo: compulsion #this goat is so fucking traumatized #answered asks #undertale #toriel

[starr-angelofnarnia]

#phineas and ferb #june 3 #there's a hundred and four days of summer vacation

[heckcareoxytwit]

Quicksilver and Speed have their team-up moment

Scarlet Witch & Quicksilver #3, 2024

#wednesday spoilers #Quicksilver #Pietro Maximoff #Avengers #the avengers #Speed #Tommy Shepherd #thomas shepherd #Young Avengers #Frightful Four Hundred #marvel

[blueskittlesart]

Since you're asking for requests... Maybe Ran from Case Closed?

YEAHHHH if no one else got me i know my one follower who likes the same bad japanese detective show as me got me ‼️

#IMPECCABLE timing too since i literally started rereading the manga like a month ago. im on chapter 398 #which sounds like a lot but this shit is basically one piece in terms of length and plot insanity so #the amount of plot that i did not remember AT ALL is crazy to me but i KNOW i got further than this last time because there are still like #major characters missing from the story. which on chapter FOUR HUNDRED is insane but yk. theres 30 years worth of plot ig #anyway. wish me luck god willing im going to actually catch up this time #my little conan phone strap watching me draw this with that smug ass look on his face. im mentally ill #this show sucks btw don't watch it i just love detective shows

[finelythreadedsky]

i'm sitting down and systematically reading about spartan political systems and it is absolutely insane that sparta managed to last this long. the entire citizen population lived off the labor of others and was constantly on high alert for revolts. citizens were all legally required to live and eat together. all their food was produced by a native enslaved population that hated their guts. they never really unified their villages into a city despite the entire citizen body having to reside in the same area. they had not one but two kings, much to the consternation of all the other greeks. they thought it was cowardly to build a city wall for protection against attacks like literally every other city was doing. this is the most unstable political configuration i could possibly imagine. and somehow it worked and they kept it up continuously for longer than any other greek state managed to maintain its political system.

#for a while athens ended up having a tyrant or a coup or a civil war or a massive reform every couple of decades if not every few years #sparta stuck with the same system for at LEAST four hundred years #mine #reading

[xviruserrorx]

Insp

#bbc merlin #bbcm kara #viruscreates #merlinedit #sir mordred #bbcm daegal #bbcm sefa #awotc #mordred #kara #sefa #deagal #edit #mordred daegal sefa and kara as/paralelling the core four 😎 #i was gonna put gilli as parallel of lancelot but i just decided to do the four #editing morgana in with kara took me about ten hundred years and a lot of frustration but i got it done and it looks decent #click for better quality #tumblr killed the quality #arthur pendragon #merlin emrys #guinevere pendragon #morgana pendragon #i forgot to tag them 🥲

[therabbitofrassilon]

this is all the proof I need that vicki pallister is the doctor who character who would describe things as "scrunkly" and "scrimblo" and "onglydoople"

#vicki pallister #steven taylor #the first doctor #classic who #meme #chumbley #galaxy 4 #four hundred dawns #shitpost #my post #doctor who #dw #first doctor #vicki #steven #50

[gaymerhowell]

AAAA YAY FINALLY ONE OF THEM SAID SMT ABOUT IT TAKES TWO LOL

#also yes phil just post a four hour video of you guys playing it #phannies would watch the full thing hundreds of times /lh #dan and phil #amazingphil #phil lester #dapgames #danandphilgames #dapg

[bonesblubs]

I lost the ask where someone requested the Jiang siblings but THIS ONES FOR YOU

#art tag #requests #ask box #sort of #mdzs #bro im so upset i lost it i went through a hundred asks like four times looking for it #included WWX bc he's family of course #patreon helped me pick this one out