#funny church joke

[efraim7praise]

The Christmas Story

Pastor Schmitt was nervous when she cast Jimmy, the middle-school class clown, as Joseph in the Christmas Pageant. Photo by JINU JOSEPH on Pexels.com Her fears were realized when Jimmy decided to do a little  improvisation by pulling out his cell phone in the pageant’s opening scene. The astonished pastor, who was narrating, asked, “What are you doing with your phone?” Jimmy smiled and…

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#Christian jokes #Friday&039;s happy hour #funny church joke #laughter is the best medicine

[pinoytiktok]

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#@motnotnab #filipino humor #filipino jokes #filipino tiktok #funny #filipino comedy #tiktok repost #c: religion #c: church #c: catholicism

[fantomette22]

Pretty accurate Bloodborne fandom discourse experience on Tumblr lmao

#bloodborne #bloodborne memes #the doll #plain doll #gehrman the first hunter #lady maria of the astral clocktower #i have this ready since months help. better post it now or I will never do it. #like seriously it's always about my favs when people argue it's too funny #this is a joke too. Please be respectful thank you #People have differents opinions and that's ok just gotta respect everyone and think people can have very different views #and interpretations on it. that's the cool thing. And it's important. Still it get long after a while #fandom discourse #the only thing i will add is like. it’s always them when there’s literally healing church & executioners vs vilebloods right there xD

[yoursghouly]

#source: twitter #goth #satan #church of satan #satanism #strip club #church #religion #meme #funny #the church of satan #humor #lol #silly #god #joke #dark joke #irony #dark humor #dark #funny joke #satanist #gothic #edgy #horror #edgy humor #ironic #lmao #twitter #my shitposts

[ksodirty]

#joke #joke of the day #christian bale #lol #bruce wayne #batman #jokes #movies #church #funny #actor #dumb jokes #bad jokes #dad jokes #ha ha #bale!bruce wayne #good morning #leaving #Christian #actors #movie #haha #get it

[clowningaroundmars]

hobie genuinely making miles snort-laugh with such a stupid lame joke but miles just cant help it!

its like miles' lame "am i late or are you all just early?" joke that gwen giggled at in itsv. every spiderperson is super lame and corny

for example, hobie taking miles to his boat for the first time

miles: you live on a BOAT??! how?!! :O

hobie: i mean i gotta, dont i? i'm an anarchist. all i ever do is… "pirate" ;)

miles:

hobie:

miles:

hobie:

miles, turning around suddenly: snrrkk kmfmfff-

#mine #punkflower #miles morales #hobie brown #spiderverse #here i am yet again pushing the loser nerd hobie agenda #if loser hobie has zero fans i am dead #i WILL convert every hobie stan along with me. you WILL join the church of dorky hobie 🫵🏼 #you have no other choice!!!!!!! #and you just KNOW he has a shit eating grin the whole time just waiting for miles to break #bc he KNOWS. he KNOWS miles will laugh! #and pobrecito miles just standing there trying to play it off as a weird sneeze or smthn #face lit up to 400 degrees Celsius trying to deny he ever found that lame joke funny #no seriously hobie cmon man STOP that joke literally wasn't funny at all bro i didnt eVEN LAUGH-- #hobie: >:3

[laugtherhyena]

Love spending the last 3 days writing about lesbians only to pick my tablet and imediately draw het ship

#not even a complain i just find it funny #i wanted to draw these two for a while but didn't had any pose ideas #i asked my friend where they should be smooching at and he sair church basement #and i was i like ok #i guess kissing your boyfriend prevents moonscorching #he said it as a joke but i though it was too funny to not add 😭 #it's not like i could think of another place anyway #fear and hunger #fear and hunger termina #fear and hunger levi #fear and hunger marina #hyena scribbles

[mud1888]

#lol #funny #humor #joke #memes #jokes #silly #chicken #church

[funbearer]

#pastor #sermon #church #joke #funny #fun #funnies #laughter #lol #rofl #smile

[pademelonluck]

When a tumblr goes to a Christian church with no knowledge of the religion:

Tumblrite: *sees Jesus* Tumblrite: "Hozier????????"

#for clarification this is the most common depiction of Jesus #not the more accurate one #no insult here #just making a joke. :) #funny #funny stuff #humor #jokes #comedy #church #hozier

[sofipitch]

One of my favorite on going jokes in TLT is artifacts from the original Lyctors, saints from ten thousand years ago, are mostly meaningless nonsense, often bad sex jokes. They are just crude notes passed between friends made meaningful due to their age and what they tell you about the people that made them, just like the graffiti at Pompei or Victorian erotica

#yes i was thinking about the low brow vs high brow art thing #the excerpt is from the bonus sections of gtn that includes a 'sermon on necromancers and cavaliers' #which reads so close to a sermon/homily you'd hear in church on like the meaning of family it was unreal #and then this was included at the very end #which could just be a joke but it's not just a joke #bc it's funny yet it's something some guy has written their thesis on #tlt #the locked tomb #gtn #gideon the ninth #htn #harrow the ninth #ntn #nona the ninth

[introspectivememories]

i've decided that i dont care about max verstappen domination anymore. i am swinging back around to it being funny. by how many seconds will he be in the lead in the next race? 45? a whole minute? maybe every other car on the grid will just break down and then max can do all 50 or whatever laps by himself. ferrari will still find a way to fuck charles over.

#this is the attitude i am choosing to take. it will be funnier this way. #the ferrari bit is a joke. i am (hesitantly) optimistic about this year. #2024 charles leclerc wdc will happen. i am in church actively praying for it. #f1 #max verstappen #charles leclerc #also im taking bets now #do we think max will win all 24 races? or just like 90% (22 races)? #or like lewis hamilton will come in with a steel chair and manage to take his 8th? (<- i am actively praying for that) #or!!! logan sargeant finally gets the power of america on his side and comes in as surprise contender for the championship? #<- this has no chance of happening. i just think it'll be funny. #or!!! halfway through the season charles transforms into lightning mcqueen and he wins the last half of the races thereby causing a tie #leading the fia to call for a tiebreaker match between charles and max in texas except charles gets lost in la on the way there and i end u #finding him and we fall in love and he charms my family until the paps find him and we have to reluctantly part ways but then he wins!! #and comes home to me. (<- i have described the plot of cars. charles please come home the kids miss you.)

[harbingersecho]

some pride-themed stuff + random things to pad out the space lol. i do like these kind of pseudo-collage sketches....

also a little (never to be finished) comic thing abt grimmons under read more. didn’t know where to put it bc i don’t want to make a seperate post for it. donut does pride in blood gulch, simmons is stealth and casually finds out grif is trans too

#rvb #red vs blue #kai #grif #locus #caboose #donut #church #mine #*23 #i feel like simmons would try to be more stealth and 'emulate' masculinity due to issues whereas grif would be more casual n joke abt it #like grif is at that point where he's so comfortable with who he is that he doesn't care but simmons cant help seeking validation #he gets better later dw. but blood gulch simmons is an insecure suck up and we know it lol #ANYWAY. im not going to put a dissertation abt trans grimmons in the tags lol #i just put another night on mars lyrics there bc its been on my bgc playlist for ages n it came on so. <3 #also caboose smeared all the colors on his face.probably caused a huge mess too and somehow got church to wear that shirt. #probably bc tex n tucker think its funny so they egged them both on abt it lol #i need to learn to reign in the tags but i cannot shut up. forgive me.

[thebirdandhersong]

well mark that down as situation 2938489 that I don't know how to handle

#i would love advice on this if y'all have any thoughts to share because i know what my parents think and im having trouble sorting it out #i love these three friends of mine but it is really draining to be around them now because all they will talk about is church drama #(re: our old church) and rehashing it all and being Outraged about the horrors etc etc #either that or being downright condescending about protestants/non denominations and acting like it's funny to talk like that all the time #i end up being more angry or resentful or exasperated at the end of our conversations than glad and at peace like i did before #(before all THIS ish happened and the three of them were like okay this is all we're going to talk about now) #i've tried to say in gentle ways (i am simply not capable of this kind of blunt confrontation) that maybe we should not be talking #so uncharitably towards other people especially behind their backs. like. yes bad things happened. we have to acknowledge that. #but continually making jokes and jibes at a priest's expense really rubs me the wrong way especially since i KNOW that he loves us #and in many ways was trying his best in the circumstances. and are we not supposed to be loving our neighbour #and is this not downright slander to keep going on this way esp since it goes on for HOURS at a time #anyway i don't know what to DO because if i keep chatting with them/meeting up with them conversation will be 90% this thing and i Hate It #but on the other hand i feel responsibility towards them because my godson's one of them and another is a friend who is a fairly recent #convert and if i leave them to stew in their own echo chamber i doubt it'll do them good #am i supposed to keep some distance? am i supposed to keep arguing whenever one of them says something unkind or inflammatory? #am i supposed to keep speaking up so that they hear a different perspective? am i supposed to run in the other direction for my own peace o #mind? anyway i am still thinking this over and it stresses me OUT #it used to be fun and life giving to be around these people and now it is so exhausting and seriously alarming in many ways

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

"i mess up things and then i don't have the energy to fix them up" yes brain true sentence but no brain the appropriate response is NOT "therefore i should kill myself (and here's how)"

#tw suicide #i wish i was joking #i am just so so tired of keeping myself alive! can't someone else do it for a change? or better yet kill me?? #said something to the emergency room psych #she queried it and i confirmed i had said precisely what i intended #she blinked and said 'i usually hear that from jaded forty year olds not twenty year olds' #i won't share what because it was a highly specific explanation of precisely how i might see myself suiciding or how/whether i thought i #could. she asked me and i answered. apparently she wasn't expecting that level of detail and confidence #is it funny to anyone else that i always struggle with confidence but i can confidently tell her specifics about suicide thoughts? #this is reminding me of the fifteen year old yesterday i was conversing with and he randomly started listing all the suicide methods he #could think of and i was internally like you missed a dozen i can think of. didn't say that obvs #i don't know i am. tired. of everything. and i had a long and good conversation with an older woman from church last night (mother of the #boy. i have confided in her before she's great) #she's hte only person irl who now knows about the second suicide attempt (tho she doesn't know it was the second) and she was encouraging m #to see the psych and escalate care #but all day ive been regretting telling the psych or bro or anyone honestly #it would be so much EASIER to have said nothing and gone through with my plan #i wouldn't trust myself not to rn if i had access #i mean. i know multiple ways in this room i could kill myself. but i won't #there's a couple of specific methods that are most of the thoughts usually so they're the specific ones i gotta watch out for more if that #makes sense #ooh gosh im rambling i should shut up xD #personal #puddleglum hours

[juniperhillpatient]

I GUESS it’s time to watch lake laogai so I was gonna say “I’ll try to keep my bitching to a minimum this time” but you know what? No I won’t. We all know that would be a lie. also (semi hyperbolic) but what are my atla posts even for if not defending Jet & talking about how he was done dirty til my dying breath ? 🤔

#atla rewatch 2024 #here we go I guess #I made a drink for this one 🤣🤣 #that’s a joke. it’s funny if you realize me making a drink is not dramatic. ya girl usually has a drink (or 2 or 3) during tv time 😁 #maybe I make that thang extra strong for this one 😩😩 #I’m stalling… ok time to watch i guess. good thing church is cuddling me 🥺