Your boops aren't turned on so I'll do it manually >:)
Boop!
clutching my head. /lh /j i can't find the boop button,, i don't know how to turn it on!! GAH!!! i was searching for it right as you asked me this!!
but anyways,, BOOP!!
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I just want to meet some people, make some friends, meet another woman that likes me for me, and visit Scotland at some point in my life.
Maybe have a brownie or some pie along the way.
I’m not sure how to do any of that though, so I’m going to just keep adopting traits of fictional characters into my mask and cosplaying as a person.
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C: "Standard rules of engagement, clause 1.1.2, subsection 3. Civilian non-combatants must be given sufficient time to evacuate the area of hostilities. Aziraphale can put in a formal complaint to de dark council of the dukes of Hell, if you want. But you'll have to delay your attack until they reply. That could take weeks, maybe. Erm- You lot could all be in big trouble."
A: *Nods effervescently to support his lying husband*
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historian: -writing about sums of money in the past-
me: alas how will i ever have context for the value of currency at that time
historian, about to immediately hit me with the wages of a skilled tradesman in that era:
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