#i love you yaoi base

[lumiccu]

Drew fanart of chapter 109

#noragami #r.art #kazubisha #my pen kept dying while making this #i love you yaoi base #noragami 109 #kazuma looked so gay the last chapter who gave him those fuckass glasses and the v neck #mf looks like the guy tiktok bitches would ask where they can find that type of man at and then proceed to show a twink #baby thats how every homo in art school dresses like #man looks like he drinks iced coffee in winter snd says slay #thats not kazuma thats paul who has vegan written in his grindr bio #i love them

[cowboy-robooty]

no shame to whoever likes this stuff but i always think its insane just how many people like hetalia where theyre sobbing and terrible people and abuse and cheating and crazysauce shit. cuz i love evil stories with darker themes/relationships too dont get me wrong but it feels to me like doing that to hetalia is like doing that to looney tunes. me when woodpecker has irreversably traumatized coyote and [REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED]. im just sayin guys i think hetalia fandom is in the same ballpark of the south park fandom sometimes

#like hetalia fandom is on the bench cuz it still is the yaoi show and bc of that its way more succeptable to Yaoi Demons #but thats why its so good to me personally cuz its like if looney tunes had for real yaoi #shit is just occuring in hetalia its really funny i love how the the rules operate based on whatever is real is whatever is funniest #shipping yaoi in hetalia is almost akin to shipping yaoi in opm you feel me guys #LIKE SHIPPING YAOI IN 'PIRATES' BY INTERNET HISTORIAN #THE MAIN HOE IS ALWAYS COMEDY ITS ALWAYS SLAPSTICK LOLZ COMEDY #AND THE YAOI IN IT COMPLIMENTS THE COMEDY AND MAKES THE BEST BROMANCE EVER #edit: i think shipping yaoi in opm even is more understandable to get serious and edgy about bc like at least opm is coherent and genuinely #well written #hetalia does not give a fuck. its some japanese family guy shit

[perilegs]

uuultrac is like if they made yaoi for bisexuals

#i wish it wasnt marketed as a yaoi game so more people wojld play it bc it is a masterpiece in visual novels #no one has ever used color like uuultrac #it's. something else man. idk how to tell you all how much i love uuultrac and want everyone to play it but it's insanely good. #mutuals if you play it you are encouraged to liveblog it to me #i have a friend playing through it rn and i am LIVING THANK YOU #anyways im thinking about my nro one girl miyamoto #shes so based at all times #there are themes in uuultrac that make me insane only in the context of uuultrac bc they are executed so incredibly well #uuultrac

[glrlafraid]

people on here will talk about how much they love old men and ugly men but god forbid you desire a woman over 35. or a woman that isn’t conventionally attractive. or both.

#“i love dad bods” “old man yaoi” etc.. ok how do you feel about older women. quickly #idk man i just wish our worth wasn’t based on our appearance #wish that women could age in peace #and that we were allowed to be unattractive without being seen as worthless #feminism #gender #anti beauty industry

[kentucky-the-fried]

The hot yaoi base meme, but make it Eunie and Taion from Xenoblade 3 >:3

#xenoblade #xenoblade 3 #Xenoblade 3 fanart #xenoblade chronicles 3 #fanart #xenoblade fanart #taion #eunie #eunie x taion #hot yaoi base #art meme #I put very little effort into this one tbh but it’s so good #you can’t tell me this isn’t their dynamic #anyways did you know that they’re my favorites #and you should love them just as much as I do :D

[atvbs]

smth else i see people get wrong is that akito is not the one who teases touya more in their dynamic. in fact its the opposite. touya is the only one akito Doesnt tease. while akito is the only one touya Will tease.

#loner.txt #im often convinced many peoples interpretations of akty #comes from some bastardized reimagining based off of weird yaoi tropes and whatnot. #i will admit. what i really love abt the prsk cast is that their personalities are not tropey. #what you would Assume abt them is most likely not the case and i think thats smth they did nicely.

[littencloud9]

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#most influential yaoi poll on twitter just proves people have no reading comprehension skills #i swear you can put a category in big block letters and theyll vote based on popularity rather tham. factuality #i know it’s expected but it’s like DAMN can you not READ #yes this is abt hualian vs klance. i LOVE hualian they mean the world to me and are a million times better than klance #but klance’s influence was absolutely insane. this one’s an objective fact #i knew abt ‘we had a bonding moment i cradled u in my arms’ like two years before getting into voltron #the glass cupcake rumours were EVERYWHERE. kick was everywhere. the shippers were INSANE and so annoying #you could not escape it #sorry. not that serious haha ignore me

[schwarzeneggr]

nvm the second episod of junjou mistake has one of them thinkin the other is cheating on him. there are only two episods. we coulda seen them have a date or something but noooooo nakamura has to build up really stupid drama based on nothing

#and i love it. the stakes are so low. its such stupid drama. oh my bf is buying flowers surely it is for a girl and HOP #the flowers were actually for him #cue the romantic violins #forget about a solid relationship based on trust and all that #this is yaoi. we clown in this motherfucker get your ass back to good shows if you dont want weird ass vibes #you dont like stalking ? turn around #no jealousy (over nothing mind you) ? turn around #men without giant ass lips and stiff as hell and also they all have yhe same haircut ? #go watch some good queer media. yaoi is not for you

[hxneylavendxr]

I was genuinely starting to hallucinate last night from how tired i was but look i changed my theme now^_^

beautiful... it suits you so well i'm glad i accidentally found that screenshot

#i was looking through my general img folder on my laptop for yaois and i forgot about saving that until i saw it #gotta love websites that are trying to show you things they know you might like based on your history but they #label it some shit like ''trending'' or ''popular tags'' #they couldn't even get his name right #dia in my ask box

[chloesimaginationthings]

im sorry but your mike/fnafsb vanessa dynamic reminds me vaguely of the fuckass deviantart hot yaoi base so i wasted like 30 minutes of my time doing this

my brain loves to continuously shit out horrible ideas and for some reason i decide to do them

This is a greater compliment than you can even imagine

#ask reply #fanart #I’m .. #IM IN tears over this #this is true art cause it’s completely stopped me in my tracks #I just have to witness it #DYNAMIC SO GOOD ITS STRAIGHT YAOI? #if it was the other way around I would have failed yall #but the fact Vanessa is the big buff one W we did it babes #images I added is for comparison the evidence speaks for itself

[nicktoonsunite]

very desperate for insight on how you imagine the relationship between manny and danny playing out. who fell first, who asked out who, etc etc.

ok i might as well post this ship meme thing i did for funsies a few weeks back that i never felt like posting bc ive always thought of adding more notes to it but um anyways

to elaborate on the "fated to die for a loved one" part, thats based off what I read about what Jorge Gutierrez said about what would happen to Manny in the future, and apparently he said how he would die protecting Frida... so I imagine that being the canon universe outcome, and if that event had to be carried over to the TigerGhost universe. :) They're very much doomed yaoi to me im sorry

#asks #anon #tigerghost #dewdles

[ingeniumscalves]

Not only would it be kinda cute and based if Bakudeku became canon, but also really funny.

Like the (very lacking lol) romance plot would go from the classic Deku being in love with the cute girl he met the first time he went to UA, and her liking him back in the most wholesome and awkward way. They're all blushy and stuttery around each other and it's painfully cute.

But then

Uh oh, Deku falls head over heels first into yaoi pandemonium, and it's a whole friends-to- enemies-to-rivals-to-friends-to-best-friends-to-Izuku-you're-actually-obsessed-Katsuki-you-too-it's-unhealthy-you-both-don't-have-to-kill-yourselves-or-each-other-just-to-get-his-attention-just-talk-to-him-for-the-love-of-stop-pining-and-hold-hands-already mess lol

And I mean, it's really hard not to root for the absolute train wreck of an option

#i like cute and wholesome relationships in media i swear #but nothing compares to bkdk hell lol #mha #bnha #my hero academia #bakugou #bkdk #bakugo katsuki #bakugou katsuki #deku #izuku midoriya #bnha izuku #bakudeku

[disaster-bay-leaf]

friends to lovers? hilson

office romance? hilson

love at first sight? hilson

slow burn? hilson

unresolved tension? hilson

not actually unrequited love? hilson

sunshine x grumpy? hilson

yin x yang? hilson

old man yaoi? hilson

partners in crime? hilson

roommate au? hilson

situational bisexuality x we’re not gay???? hilson

fluff? hilson angst? hilson crack? hilson fake relationship? hilson soulmates? hilson hurt/comfort? hilson

loved you too early x loved you too late? hilson

unhinged x holding onto the hinges for dear life? hilson

deep down theres a spark of goodness in you x youre just enough of a bastard to be worth liking? hilson

unconsensual drugging treated like a daily occurence and mild annoyance done out of concern? hilson

show me who you are x the only thing i am is you? hilson

epitome of humanity x youre the only thing in this world keeping me human? hilson

i hurt you ill keep hurting you (i love you) dont leave me x youre hurting yourself (i need you) i love you i cant leave you? hilson

emotionally constipated x has emotional complexity only the shrimp can see? hilson

the wildest adaptation of sherlock’s and watson’s relationship based half on the only real love they know and half on toxic codependence? hilson

ill keep on throwing myself into relationships hoping for once we both stay x ill stay ill stay ill always stay? hilson

tell me my life was worthwile tell me you love me x ill destroy my life for a second more with you? hilson

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#they are everything they are nothing #they are endgame they never end up together #im mentally unwell #hilson #house md #malpractice md #gregory house #james wilson #bay house posting

[hotsingledemonsinyourarea]

#lgbt #queer #gay #lesbian #poll #i need to know but ill die before adding the reblog begging to any poll of mine♥️ #sorry for the vague ass tags tho 😞 #adrian actually says something

[mindstriker]

listen i haven't posted seriously in long-form about bg3 in a hot minute but i've been getting back into it bit by bit and i'm still on my gale and astarion shit.

not the "they hate each other but they love each other" stuff or the "toxic yaoi" (although it is funny to me sometimes) dynamic people seem to typically slap onto them, but rather just- whether you wish to see it in a romantic light or not- the pure potential for a true bitchy wine aunt relationship that lies there.

not only do i think they genuinely like each other in a surprisingly uncomplicated way at times despite how complicated both of them are personally, i will die on the hill of them just being... a bit snobbish together. bitching about wine or food that astarion can't even taste (won't stop him from insulting something based on look alone), reading and reviewing books together, perpetually remaining pretentious about architecture and style in distinctly different ways (grand and gothic versus the absolute hullabaloo of softer maximalism that i can see gale enjoying).

i can see in their good endings an outcome where once in a blue moon a vaguely irritable Newly Minted Adventurer/Locally Morally Dubious Hero Astarion Ancunin occasionally manifests his merry little self at one Prof. Gale Dekarios' door because what IS he there for if not to serve as a free-to-access resource of magical aid anytime he encounters some sort of odd curse or magical foe or what-have-you that he isn't well-versed in. who else is going to gleefully and without question provide him with enchanted weapons that most people would look at with concern. to boot, who else is going to provide said things while also being a good conversation partner.

if he happens to dredge up odd magical shit once in a while while he's romping around the country and drops it off at gale's doorstep (chance of spontaneous combustion, mad howling emanating from a haunted amulet, etc. be damned) every so often, it's only fair.

people love the drama that comes with a less stable outcome to their relationship, and that's entirely fair if that's the dynamic that you prefer out of these characters, but i think the potential for just genuine non-spiteful banter and connection is often overlooked. i think, at very least, that they could and should be good lasting friends. send tweet

#this is me yelling #bg3 #gale dekarios #baldurs gate 3 #astarion ancunin #bloodweave #(?) if you want it to be #i usually do but i'll take it either way #if there's a chance for me to get on my soapbox about the gale/lae'zel/astarion friendgroup within a larger friendgroup that #just WORKS #i will take it

[yukishirostar]

So people are talking about a post in the Zolu tag by a certain tumblr user in regards to their issues with Zolu as a ship. They shall be unnamed because i dont wish to bring attention to them and instead just want to focus on their arguments because they're not the first people to make some of these points and so this is also an opportunity for me to talk about these things (a tweet is going around on Twitter containing these screenshots with the username so you can find it there if you need to anyway).

The way this person dismisses the relationship between Zoro and Luffy as a result of needing to pair gay Zoro with someone is too laughable, they must be very fit in order to be able to do these mental gymnastics. I believe that many people who are going on about the Zolu scenes in the OPLA were already Zolu shippers who were familiar with the original story and are enjoying the moments because they were well, really good Zolu moments? And there is actually, shockingly, many good Zolu moments in the original story too which is why many people ship them. Wild, I know.

Then there's 'straight-washed Sanji'. Equally if not more of a bizarre thing to believe. I might make some people mad especially the Sanji stans out there who constantly insist on the 'repressed queer' narrative with his character, but Sanji is written pretty explicitly to be seen as a cisgender and heterosexual character. The way you say with your whole chest that Luffy is 'canonically' aroace but don't acknowledge that Sanji is 'canonically' cishet is beyond hypocritical. If you believe Sanji looking like a 'misogynistic straight man' is different from the way he is written in canon then maybe you should go back and reread/rewatch series with your eyes open this time. If you wish to headcanon him with the frankly offensive repressed bisexual/transgender cliché then go ahead, but that is clearly not the intention Oda has with his character.

There's also the fact that aroace people can uh. Be in relationships. Get married. Have children. Did it occur to you that many people who ship Zolu ship them as an ace couple or-

First thing I want to say here, as a trans man who is 'mlm', can other dudes stop with this idea that women or fem-aligned individuals enjoying homosexual relationships between two men is inherently fetishising or that as a masc-aligned individual your enjoyment of a ship is morally superior in some way. Stop pulling out your 'mlm/ transmasc / cis gay' card in order to justify why your ship is superior. Its cringe af.

But if we are to insist that 'cishet female gaze fetishising mlm' is going on then ironically Zosan fits that the better than any ship in the fandom. It being by far the most popular mlm ship means there is likely a higher proportion of people who identify as cishet women who ship it. Its also the classic 'two men who dislike/hate eachother and have a toxic relationship but hot sexual tension' slash/yaoi stereotype. Majority of Zosan I've come across is depicting Zoro as the masculine male man in the relationship while Sanji the effeminate twink that Sanji stans project themselves onto and they go crazy for the bickering that is apparently reminiscent to them of a toxic heterosexual marriage. Meanwhile every Zolu/Luzo shipper I've interacted with has been some flavour of queer and Zolu is closest to the 'falling in love with your same sex bestie' narrative that the majority if not every non-heterosexual person has experienced at least once in their lifetime. This is just my personal view of course, but I think noting a difference in perspective on this topic is interesting and reveals that at the end of the day this is totally subjective and based purely on anecdotes.

Also it's just a very weird point here that apparently OP has 'plenty of varied queer rep' (it actually doesn't have that many canonical queer characters in relation to its cast size but anyway) and other media doesn't so shipping aroace characters in gay relationships is valid in those but not in One Piece … HUH???? So you're saying if One Piece had 'less' queer rep, then Zolu would be fine to ship? Idek my brain hurts.

"I have black friends so I'll speak for the black community and get offended for them" (btw this person then proceeded to block aroace people who had issues with their depiction of aroace people).

Also if we're talking canonical depictions, the only thing Zoro has been canonically depicted as is also aroace, equally if not moreso than Luffy. So by your own rules, you can't ship a cishet (sanji) with an aroace (zoro), therefore Zosan is now invalid. Stop erasing Zoro's aroace identity bigot.

'Categorically wrong' makes me laugh. I don't ship Zoro and Nami but like, people can ship what they want to??

'The general public is aware enough of gay people and how to spot them these days' uh... firstly this sounds very homophobic. Secondly the general public (cishet ppl) are famously bad at recognising queerness even when its in flashing lights before them. Thirdly you make it sound like Zoro was going around on roller skates and booty shorts listening to YMCA and Madonna in the show. I do agree he was gay-coded but it was mostly because he had sexual tension with every man he interacted with, not for the strange reasons you pointed out...

Its kinda the elephant in the room too but like. These are just headcanons. You can have multiple headcanons and interpretations of a character's sexuality. I can see Zoro as aroace virgin one day and a gay h*e the next. I'm actually allowed, legally, to do that.

The way they think shipping Zolu is harmful to aroace representation when BOTH characters are closest to being canonically aroace than anything yet ship Zosan, label being anti-Zolu as some kind of pro-ace activism, and then proceeded to block aroace people for criticising their incorrect depiction of what being aroace is...

This was a lot of words to say that you don't like a ship. Just say you don't like it, and it gets in the way of the ship you like, instead of writing a virtue signalling essay to justify your reasoning. Please.

They had some more to say on future posts I'll just pick my favourite bits

They really have this narrative that Zolu is only popular because of OPLA and can't fathom that its just a popular ship in general and always has been huh. And they couldn't make it more obvious that they're totally salty about it ranking in the top 100 most popular tumblr ships, lmao.

Your classic case of 'self-identifying ally who speaks over the people they are supposed allies of'. Its a general rule that you feel the need to declare yourself an ally you're probably not an ally, actual allies know they need to just shut up and do the work. Saying 'this character's aroace' and 'I have aroace friends' actually isn't what allyship is, thats just accepting that ace people exist which is like... the baseline.

Calling a wholesome loving ship like Zolu an icky ship is a severe consequence of online brain (this person is 26 years old btw)

#long post #Zolu #Luzo #One Piece #response