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e-n-t-r-o-p-i-c-f-r-o-g · 6 days

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I am 100% convinced that Hua Cheng's array password is a sneaky double entendre. It would have to be something that at first glance is maybe acceptable, but to be said three times would be reeaaallly lewd lmfaooo

My first guess is "come inside" HAHAH

Deliciously mortifying, especially for Xie Lian. Having to say that three times would make me crumble to dust too

#i made myself laugh with this #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #hualian #xie lian #hua cheng

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cj-kenobi · 10 months

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a wild otter-wan has appeared!

do you:

- fight! - give him a little pat!

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majorbaby · 2 months

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brown guy standing way too close to me in the queue and white lady cashier who assumed we were 'together' bc i'm also brown both doing so in spite of my obvious discomfort like sexual harassment vs racism showdown

#i made myself laugh with this #harassment cw

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sunshinechay · 6 months

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The model, the fellow art students, the sculptures in the background and god:

“Really right in front of our [fruit] salad”

#playboyy the series #i made myself laugh with this #and that’s all i care about #cap watches playboyy the series

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cryptictwaddle · 2 years

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operator, operator i’m slaying

#alex kralie says this canonically #i made myself laugh with this #marble hornets #slenderverse

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universe-on-her-shoulders · 2 years

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Anything fluffy with the master I'm begging🙏🏻

Was the song too clichéd, the Master wondered? It was a thought that was occupying an unreasonable amount of his time lately - well, that and planning world domination, plotting his best enemy's death, and hypnotising the Tsar's entire family and household into doing his bidding. It was surprising that he got any time to himself at all, really, and what little time he was privy to was mostly spent grooming his beard, fiddling with his contact lenses, and wondering about his sartorial music choices.

The Master had been through ten songs already in his Grand Plan. The immediate predecessor to his current choice was 'Daddy Cool,' which he'd eventually rejected on the basis that he'd spent far too much time on Earth to be comfortable with daddy jokes, and he'd mentally added this cardinal sin to his long, long list of reasons why all humans deserved to be wiped off the face of an otherwise quite tolerable planet, although the weather needed fixing. Especially the bloody Siberian winter, which had a tendency to get ice in his beard, freeze his toes, and generally render most of Russia impassable. It had worked in the country's favour several times, most recently against Napoleon, but he was beginning to realise that he hated snow almost as much as he hated the sand and dust of his home planet. Water? Perhaps water might be better. Maybe in the regeneration-after-next he would aim for gills and become semi-aquatic, although it did seem terribly inconvenient. The Doctor wouldn't need to foil his plans; she could just lay him on a towel and watch him slowly suffocate. Not very chic.

The current song was, he thought, perhaps his favourite. What could possibly be funnier than his arch-nemesis realising the depths of his depraved plan to the sweet, sweet sounds of Boney M, singing a song that he was reasonably certain he would be popping forward in time to inspire. He did love a paradox loop.

Yes, he was big and strong, wasn't he? And his eyes did certainly 'flaming glow', although he might need to have words with them about that; there were uncomfortable echoes of the word 'flamingo', and that wasn't doing his image any favours. People were definitely scared of him, although he wasn't sure anyone would describe him as 'lovely'; he'd recently tissue-compressed a babushka in the next village for smiling at him due to her senility. Couldn't have people smiling at him. It ruined his mystique. As for the Bible... well, he did try to avoid evangelising about it, but when he did have to, he just made up the parts he hadn't committed to memory - how hard could it be? Hellfire and damnation were easy enough to describe; he could use Skaro or Benidorm as inspiration - and people seemed to lap it up. Maybe he could be the next Joseph Smith. They might even write a musical about him.

He was not, admittedly, sure about the line about being desired, but he supposed he did want the Doctor's attention. That was sort of the same thing, wasn't it? And besides, he couldn't think of any better songs, and bootlegs were hard to come by in 1916.

No, he could commit to being Russia's greatest love machine if it meant watching the Doctor squirm.

#asks #anons #drabbles #dhawan!master #the power of the doctor #dw spoilers #I made myself laugh with this

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and-corn · 1 month

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shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this

#something different from what I normally draw!#I said this when I realized the bread was NOT making it and I made myself laugh out loud #also...if you happen to really like this it's available in my threadless shop - acorn.threadless.com #tw: cursing #typography #lettering #graphic design #illustration #original art #digital drawing #digital illustration #comedy #humor #relatable

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arunneronthird · 1 month

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#id say im projecting but im not sure im not drawing anime #made myself laugh with the face so i think it works #dick grayson #damian wayne #nightwing #dc comics #batman #my art #ladies. gentleman. you have eaten well.#tumblr fucked up the whole res so click on it thank u

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lautums · 29 days

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I A HOMO. 2 REÁL IS 2 REÁL !

#disco elysium #my art #harry du bois #fanart #disco elysium fanart #this was actually meant as a study and not a big one at that #but I had the idea for the shirt and made myself laugh #if you're wondering ab the axe its just bc the ref had one and he deserves one I think <3 #BUT ALSO THE PEOPLE SAYING THE ANIMATED VIDEO. UR SMARTER THAN ME AND UR CORRECT

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unpretty · 3 months

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earlier today andrew was like, "hey, check this out" and turned their phone around to show me an image of a pair of dreamworks eyebrow sunglasses before swiping to show me another image of the sunglasses and bask in my horror

but the pictures were on tumblr and they accidentally swiped the wrong direction in the image viewer

so from my perspective what happened was that andrew was like, "hey, check this out" and turned their phone around to show me an image of a pair of dreamworks eyebrow sunglasses before swiping dramatically to reveal an unrelated image of stuart little, watching me expectantly for a reaction that never came

#original #it was not until they turned their phone around with a #WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU GET HERE #that we realized what happened #and it became the funniest shit ever to me and me only #even now writing this i made myself laugh again #and then my partner who is in bed with me yelled #STOP THINKING ABOUT STUART LITTLE. IT'S NOT RELEVANT.#and that made me laugh harder

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blarnsblog · 5 months

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