#i would kill 1000 evil men for her but like as a friend.

[undemolitioned-lovers]

i'd break my ribcage open for her just so she can hold my heart in her hands and see how it beats for her alone but like platonically

#phantom says things #i would kill 1000 evil men for her but like as a friend. #I HOPW SHE DOESNT SEE THIS LMAO #IF YOURE SEEING THIS HI :3 #🍒 tag #circulatory system #text #friendship #??? #love #?? #cardiovascular #what should i tag this as

[alexissara]

Favorite TTRPG Characters That Never Really Got To See Play

After my previous post about TTRPG characters I made I felt like talking about more, this time about the one's that got away. For many TTRPG fans I am sure you can relate to getting all hyped up for a campaign that lasted one session or never ended up happening or you dropped out of because it just wasn't your vibe but wishing that character had a home. Here are the characters that were like that for me.

[Art by Littleinksheep]

Azure Arondite

System: Masks: A New Generation

Playbook: The Innocent

Princess Azure Coral Arondite was a brave hero, in her late teens an Evil Dragon was reborn and it was up to the blue haired princess and a selection of 30 to 50 of her friends to save the world from the dragons wrath. After a massive war was won with no losses on the young princess's side there was a big feast to celebrate. Little did the hero know herself and everyplace, everyone she loved would be abducted by a man who wished to keep the rarest and most powerful places and people across all reality. He killed everyone but Azure over time capturing the princess and keeping her as a treasure.

In Truth the reality bending happened exactly at the place Azure was in, causing her to be duplicated, one version of her flew into a votex of time popping out over 1000 years in the future finding no one even remembered her civilization, her country, her family or friends even the magic of her people were only in some myths. She found her old love who used to live in Denmark was now a vampire, they rekindled their love and passion but Azure would only learn the details of what happened to her people when she met Queen Azure, who had lived over 1000 years, dominating reality after reality having killed the man and used his technology to free the worlds of men with his powers. The internality Arondite Empire had finally found her home reality and she had found the love of her life.

After a dramatic clash that ended in the princes barely escarping with her life she had learned so much and yet there was so much mystery left. Azure was determined to defeated her other self and save the multiverse after what for her way only days of rest from her war campaign. She joined a big team of teen super heroes hoping that with their resources she could defeat the queen and save this world at the vest least.

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Ari

System: Thirsty Sword Lesbians

Playbook: The Bladesoul

Ari is a special mech, one of a kind thanks to her creators untimely demise. Ari is able to replicate biological life forms to blend in among them but in truth can expand into a massive mech meant for one to pilot for space combat. She was created with the Adaptive Replication Innovation that allows her to recreate the abilities of foes she has engaged for long enough recreating features of weapons or special abilities. Ari was on the run when she ran into Quinn a lesbian mom and form mech pilot who found her injured after a battle and repaired her.

Her and Quinn and Quinn's family quickly became hers too and they joined a crew to fight against the empire that created her and help make the world more free.

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Nina Nightly aka Amaze Queera aka Vampy Blood Soul

System: Thirsty Sword Lesbians

Playbook: The Infamous

NIna Nightly was a corporate Vtuber for Holoinc under the persona Vampy Blood Soul, she did every ad read with perfection, she was a top seller and she did amazing at promoting other creators, she was quite famous but Vampy saw the damage her sponsors had been doing and the toxic people she was sometimes being made to work with and praise and decided to get out as soon as she could.

Tragically she could not keep her own persona Vampy Blood Soul that she had worked on for years and was forced to work her way back from scratch. Now using the alas Amaze Queera, Nina is a Indie Vtuber focused on a brand new MMO, she hopes to foster a powerful queer community and one that will always look out for each other, with a determination to never sell out no matter how hard things get.

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Kamila

System: Thirsty Sword Lesbians

Playbook: The Tempered

Kamila is a girl with a dream, she wants to own a restaurant one day. All she has ever wanted to do is cook for people and make wonderful food. Then one day she finds herself thrown into fairy tale world and trust into an adventure in an attempt to find a way home all while having the evil queen hunting her down. Kamila lived hard life being poor, trans, gay and Puerto Rican in New York city and brings a seemingly cynical perspective to her fairy tale crew.

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Carmen Shift

System: Fate

Carmen is a shapeshifter, able to turn into any other person perfectly, so perfectly that it begins to affect her, her mind starting to alter to their personality and memories over time. This means Carmen's powers are ridiculously risky to use for any long term plan. The lesbian was an aspiring actress with a lot of hopes but changed gears to help take care of a little girl who had been kicked out of her home by her deadbeat transphobic parents. Carmen will do whatever to help her new adoptive daughter so she takes whatever work will pay the best and let her still have time to actually be a mom for her.

#Fate TTRPG #TTRPG #TTRPG OC #OC #OCs #TTRPG OCs #TSL #TSL OCs #Thirsty Sword Lesbians #Thirsty Sword Lesbians OCs #Thirsty Sword Lesbian OC #Lesbian #Lesbian OCs #Sapphic #Sapphic Ocs #Trans #Trans OC #Transgender OC #Trans Women #BIPOC Trans

[bibliophileiz]

Ranking Keira Knightley movies I've seen

Found this ranking I made of Keira Knightley movies in one of my old notebooks and had to share with the world this new year's eve (worth noting that some of them like Imitation Game and Anna Karenina weren't originally on the list, so I added them tonight)

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace - Keira Knightley is not in it enough. when she is, she's indistinguishable from Natalie Portman. 1/10

Princess of Thieves - baby Keira Knightley chops off all her hair and makes me bisexual. is a cutie with a reasonable amount of chemistry with the charming love interest. wins over grouchy dad by saving england and being good at archery. 8/10

King Arthur - Keira's acting is great but i don't think the writers knew what to do with her. i do love her costumes though. 5/10

Never Let Me Go - i barely remember anything about this movie. book was probably better. -1/10

Atonement - OMG!!! the PASSION. the YEARNING. this is the first tragic WWII romance i ever experienced and it DELIVERS. mostly though it's the green dress. the one she's wearing when she has sex with the faun from the narnia movies. that green dress belongs in Titanic or something illustrious. i don't think this movie's appreciated enough. i think it's time for a rewatch. 12/10

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms - little known (no one but my mom and i ever saw it) but holy SHIT is the world missing out. Keira puts on this high-pitched voice as the EVIL SUGAR PLUM FAIRY in a giant tuto. she is by far the best thing about the movie which unfortunately is lackluster in every way. 6/10 and all 6 are for her

Seeking a Friend for the End of the World - this movie should not be allowed to be so darn cute when it's about the literal apocalypse but it is and Keira is cute in it. she gets to go on a roadtrip with Steve Carrell in hopes of seeing her parents again before a giant meteor hits the earth and kills everyone. has a surprisingly touching ending. 8/10

Begin Again - i like anything where Keira sings. she's also a good role model for mark ruffalo's daughter in this. not my favorite John Carnye movie (that would be Sing Street which came out three years later) but definitely watchable. 7/10

Love Actually - why didn't they let Keira do anything in this movie? -2/10

Imitation Game - more tragic WWII stuff, though not as gutting as Atonement. Keira gets a turn playing the normal (albeit v. smart) person playing opposite Benedict Cumberbatch being weird. she does just as good a job as Martin Freeman while being way hotter. (also helps that the movie is better written than Sherlock.) her story isn't the tragic part and i'm not going to make jokes about Alan Turing who deserved much better than he got. 7/10

Anna Karenina - despite plalying the character whose name is the title, Keira was not in this enough. costumes were good but movie was approximately 1000 years long. still haven't forgiven my college boyfriend for making me watch it. -5/10

Pride & Prejudice - not my favorite Austen adaptation but you can't say Keira's not having the time of her life. she's a little giggly -- Elizabeth is more dry -- but she's definitely pretty and does a good job with the material given. Rosamund Pike may be the only person as good as her. 6/10

Bend It Like Beckham - the movie that launched a thousand lesbians. Keira gets put on the map as a tiny cute blond tomboyish lesbian soccer (ahem, *football*) player. she's a treat. 10/10

Pirates of the Caribbean - THE Keira Knightley movies. the dresses? check. the sword fighting? check. Pirate King with men falling at her feet? check, check, and check. best thing about the triology. got to kiss three dudes (sao feng doesn't count), gives a rousing third act speech, and gets to be the character who got the "keeps removing weapons from more and more illogical places on her person" trope. plus she sings! (a little.) disney did not deserve her and neither did any man in those movies. (orlando came closest though) 10 million/10

#keira knightley #pirates of the caribbean #bend it like beckham #princess of thieves #atonement #imitation game #nutcracker #king arthur #pride & prejudice #begin again #seeking a friend for the end of the world #i actually have seen the duchess as well but i don't remember much about it either so i didn't include it. #also i can't stand ralph fiennes except in prince of egypt so #ALSO really want to see colette

[smol-yet-stupid]

Ever After High OC

Shout out to @swedensoursauce and her OC, the amazing Moxie Charming, for the idea. I did post this OC once before, but now I'm gonna do it again!

~Machi Tanabata~

~Daughter of Orihime and Hikoboshi~

Parents' story: The tale of Tanabata

Alignment: Rebel. I will always love and support the Rebels because they will be hated and ostracised just for following their stories like they're told, which is really unfair, but I don't really like classes like Home Evilnomics. I dropped it the second I found it on my schedule. Too evil for me! Why would I wanna hurt people? Especially sweet and kind people like Raven, Ramona, Ginger, Cedar, Hunter, Jillian, etc. I totally get why Raven did what she did. She didn't want a future of being hated by everyone, after all.

Age: 15

Height: 5'6

Weight: 100lbs

Birthday: July 7th. That was the one day of the year my parents are allowed to finally meet, because my grumpy grandpa got mad at mom and dad for neglecting their duties to go see each other, so he only allowed them to see each other once a year.

Star sign: Cancer

Roommate:

Pet: An origami crane, called Fold. In Japan, folding 1000 origami cranes means good luck and peace, but Raven thought I would be lonely without a pet, so she used her magic to bring fold to life like she did with Ginger's gingerbread men. That was so sweet of her! 💞

Favorite food: Takoyaki. It's traditional and delicious!

Quote: "Ramona-san!" (Like Kurosaki-kun)

"Magic" touch: I can make cherry blossoms grow. They have such a pretty color and they're a staple of my home country, Japan. So get ready for Sakura-themed... well... everything during the spring! And also healing powers too.

Storybook romance status: Don't tell anyone, but I've had a crush on Ramona Badwolf, because she's really a good and kind wolf. She didn't steal Justine's shoes and she's always been there to protect me, so I wish I could repay her. I'm glad Justine apologised to her and that they're buddies again.

"Oh, curses", moment: Getting kidnapped by the Evil Queen. Well, I did what I had to do to save Ramona and my friends. The Evil Queen would have killed them all.

Secret hearts' desire: Well... my mom is a weaver, so my desire is to start my own fable-ous fashion line with handmade clothes.

Favorite class: Damsel-in-distressing. It just suits me, I guess. It's actually pretty ironic, because I kinda ended up being an actual one.

Least favorite class: Good Kingdom management. I'm not ready for the responsibility! And Home Evilnomics.

BFFA: I'm down with everyone, but I would say, you guessed it, Ginger Breadhouse. Her baking is off the book, and honestly, I feel bad for her. She'd be cooked alive! Another would be Ginger's BFFA, Cerise Hood and her sister Ramona. I know the prejudice they and the rest of the Hood/Badwolf clan would face. I hope they're both comfortable talking about it around me and Ginger...

And Holly O'hair! We love to hang out and practise Damsel-in-Distressing! Although she made a really mean joke about Briar's destiny. Holly, WHYYYYYY?! Daring too, because I know he has a good heart underneath that smile, and Dexter. He'll always be gort to me! I don't think he should be like his brother because he's awesome in his own way. Hopper too, he's such a sweet little forggy 🐸 And Briar Beauty, she's awesome! I wouldn't blame her for wanting to become a Rebel. Why do people keep joking about her destiny? It's so much worse than just merely sleeping for 100 years! Meeshell too. She's really shy, but her shoes and hair are to die for! And Farrah, because we both love fashion! For the Rebel side, Raven, because she's genuinely really nice and she deserves to have a loving family than being driven out of Ever After and having nowhere to live and she understood Cerise and Ginger because she's been there, and there was something hilarious and true she said during Damsel-in-Distressing: Like I'm gonna be worried about my hair if I'm about to become dragon chow! (No no, she's got a point) Poppy just because she's adorable, Maddie because she's sweet, hilarious and always finds ways to cheer everyone up with her funny little quirks, Cedar because she's so sweet and kind, and the poor girl apparently was forced to say embarrassing things, and Cupid because she deserves a hug! And Hunter, because he just loves animals and would save them from his fathers' traps, and I know that deep down he loves Pesky 😄 The same with Rosabella. Darling as well. I just love her hairstyle! And Humphrey. I never knew he could rap!

Fairy sorry for rambling so much!

#ever after high #ever after high oc #original character #tanabata

[catoscloves]

This sounds like a weird question, but if you had to choose between Stefan dying in the end or steroline being endgame, which ending would you choose? (Ik u ship steroline but also don’t like the salvabros so I’m curious)

it's not a weird question bestie i've genuinely thought about it myself. i want stefan dead so badly (and he did which would have been a victory it it wasn't a suicide - given stefan's mental health and addiction history that just makes me sad even if i don't like him and he does deserve to die painfully - and if d*mon hadn't gotten to have a happy ending in stefan's place because that gives the 'stefan is a better person' agenda so much more ammunition when they're equally as bad

also. stefan was the worst but it doesn't sit right to me that damon is somehow more deserving of a happy ending)

and anyways tangent aside i also want caroline to be happy which means i wouldn't have minded if stefan were to stay alive to serve that purpose.

but caroline's not really dependent on stefan for happiness because she still got so much more than any of the other characters (except for the fact that her r*pe went unavenged and her abuser lived a happy life with her best friend who he also abused). her conflict and woe is me problem in the beginning was that she never felt desired or approached as a Love InterestTM (which is actually relatable and justified at first and a reason i adore her so much) but it's a moot point when you look at all the romantic attention she got from other characters. and there's a problem with that from a feminism perspective, that her character arc was just love interest after love interest instead of actual personal changes (exploring her and her mother's relationship more in depth, caroline mourning a neglectful mother, etc) and even her vampirism was about how men saw her (matt versus tyler, klaus, stefan). it's very male centric which isn't gr8 but compared to bonnie who received little to no romantic attention or if she did it always ended badly (caroline killed carnival man, stefan killed enzo, damon despite his obvious chemistry and attraction to bonnie never considered dating her despite the fact that they were canon in the books and he and elena had an open relationship), caroline was certainly better off. there's also the fact that tyler stans are a dying breed and his obscurity in general after his purpose to be caroline's boyfriend was served/JP couldn't seem to care enough to give him more depth and pay more attention to his story. (while stefan and damon are hero worshipped, and klaus - who i love as a character and who left a legacy in hope and whose brand of evil i could get on board with as opposed to the s*lvabros - is unreasonably woobified and somehow gets to go to heaven for loving his daughter after 1000+ years of being a mass murderer and taking away tyler's choice via manipulation and cruelty. i do think he changed and became more human and lovable even though he remained incredibly violent - he never relied on his daughter or any woman to "change" him and never asked that of any love interest - but tyler was so much kinder and better after all that he'd suffered so it seems unfair that klaus had this happy ending that tyler couldn't get). there are far worse injustices than caroline losing stefan and while i was so rooting for them to have a happy life together, i'd rather stefan be dead because #karma, and caroline moves on & reaps her rewards.

tldr: stefan's dead and he can stay that way for all i care because caroline got everything she wanted in the end

#steroline is the most important caroline ship on this show tbh but i'm not at all attached to stefan #anna answers #anti steroline #anti stefan salvatore

[wolint]

SUPERNATURAL SETUP

1 Samuel 18:1-18 ERV Saul decided to take David with him. He would not let David go back home to his father. After David finished talking with Saul, Jonathan developed a strong friendship with David. [3] Jonathan loved David as much as himself, so they made a special agreement. [4] Jonathan took off the coat he was wearing and gave it to David. In fact, Jonathan gave David his whole uniform—including his sword, his bow, and even his belt. [5] David went to fight wherever Saul sent him. He was very successful, so Saul put him in charge of the soldiers. This pleased everyone, even Saul’s officers. [6] David would go out to fight against the Philistines. On the way home, after the battles, women in every town in Israel would come out to meet him. They sang and danced for joy as they played their tambourines and lyres. They did this right in front of Saul! [7] The women sang, “Saul has killed his thousands, but David has killed tens of thousands.” [8] This song upset Saul and he became very angry. Saul thought, “The women give David credit for killing tens of thousands of the enemy, and they give me credit for only thousands. A little more of this and they will give him the kingdom itself! ” [9] So from that time on, Saul watched David very closely. [10] The next day, an evil spirit from God took control of Saul and he went wild in his house. David played the harp to calm him as he usually did, [11] but Saul had a spear in his hand. He thought, “I’ll pin David to the wall.” Saul threw the spear twice, but David jumped out of the way both times. [12] The LORD had left Saul and was now with David, so Saul was afraid of David. [13] Saul sent David away and made him a commander over 1000 soldiers. This put David out among the men even more as they went into battle and returned. [14] The LORD was with David, so he was successful in everything. [15] Saul saw how successful David was and became even more afraid of him. [16] But all the people in Israel and Judah loved David because he was out among them and led them into battle. [17] One day Saul said to David, “Here is my oldest daughter, Merab. I will let you marry her. Then you will be like a son to me and you will be a real soldier. Then you will go and fight the LORD’s battles.” Saul was really thinking, “Now I won’t have to kill David. I will let the Philistines kill him for me.” [18] But David said, “I am not an important man from an important family. I can’t marry the king’s daughter.”

A setup is a system or arrangement of situations, conditions, circumstances, and a relationship. There are all kinds of setups in life, they range from positive-where it benefits everyone, negative-where someone is disadvantaged and of course spiritual or supernatural setup-where the Lord sets situations and people in the way that will best glorify His name and benefit the saints. The Bible is literally filled with the supernatural power of God intervening in human affairs. Not only does God act supernaturally into the lives of His people but he does so through the lives of His people. There are situations in which God will set us up supernaturally to meet a need, execute an event or prepare us for an assignment. If it wasn’t a supernatural setup for David to be in Saul’s employment, then I don’t know what it could have been. David got anointed as king in chapter 16 but instead of moving into the palace as a king, the Lord created a series of events that would land him in the palace for court duties and responsibilities that will afford him the necessary training for his future assignment. Jonathan, who one would expect to be the next after his father, who should jealously guard his throne was now besties with the next king. Jonathan recognised a connection with David, a similar spirit and there was born a brotherhood that spanned time. The supernatural setup was complete! Who would expect the king’s son to be the biggest advocate, protector, and best friend of the incoming king? God will set us up so that we don’t miss the ones whose influence we need to access the next level, the ones who have the word to push u, encourage us, deter, and motivate us to accomplish our God-given assignment. David needed to be competent in so many areas to ascend the throne, who better to instruct and train him than the one who was already in it-Saul. The story of Joseph in Genesis is one of supernatural setup, for the deliverance of Israel’s future generations and the glory of God. Moses’s birth upbringing was a supernatural setup to allow God’s appointed savour the training required to deliver the Israelites when the time came. Esther was supernaturally set up to be in the palace to receive the favour that would save the Jews under threat. Wherever the Lord places us, it’s for a purpose, it’s always for the benefit of kingdom mandate, the people around and for our faith to be strengthened. David’s wilderness training and bear wrestling prepared him mentally and spiritually to face Goliath, a setup that progressively took him into the battlefield and made him into a man of war, the most competent soldier and leader with skills that would make him an effective and successful king. Saul dreaded David because he saw that the Lord was with him according to verse 15, yes, David didn’t doubt God’s call, he knew was a king waiting for a throne and the setup was to grow him in every way to fulfil that assignment otherwise, he would have left all, considering Saul’s persecution of him. Wherever you are now, many just be your training ground, a job, family, ministry, wherever, the Lord has set it up that you’ll benefit from that experience and His name will be glorified. Shalom Women of light international prayer ministries.

#devotional biblestudy christainpost women's ministry

[im-totally-not-an-alien]

Final Fantasy 7 prompts # 73

1. Puppet! Cloud drops out from a random vortex after his master was defeated. Where did he land?

On Sephiroths office desk in Shinra tower of course. Sephiroth poked him with his pen a few times before Cloud woke up.

"Master!" The blond exclaimed as he wrapped the larger man in a hug. Of course. Of freaking course, thats when Genesis barged in with a stack of paperwork tucked under his arm, (not even bothering to knock mind you!) "Ugh, Seph, you are not going to believe-" the redclad figure stopped in his tracks.

"...this isn't what is looks like."

Genesis wiggled his eyebrows suggestivly, "Sure it isn't." And he was back out in the hall without another word. The soft click the door gave seemed much too loud in the silence and only seemed to add to Sephiroths humiliation.

Thus began Cloud following around his "Master" wherever he went while Sephiroth and the SOLDIERS/Turks did everything in their power to stop him, only to fail hilariously or get beaten up by the (comparatively) petite blond for thier efforts

2. The Holy Trinity encounter Winged! Cloud from the future or a parallel dimention or something and instead of viewing him as a monster they think he's an actual angel and treat him accordingly.

3. Cloud had just finished burying a dead chocobo (may she rest in peace) he had found when he heard a twig snap from behind him.

He reached for Tsurugis handle only to pause when he saw a bright yellow ball of plumage peek out from behind a tree. The blond let out a small laugh. That was by far the fluffiest chick he had ever seen, hells, it was a perfect circle/

Cloud reached down and picked up the baby, "Hello there, are you lost?"

"Kweh!" The little circle cried out and Cloud was quickly surrounded by three other chicks, all wild and overly fluffy. He absently wondered if this was a new breed while they preceeded to peck at him with little effect. He just scooped them up and drove them to Bills place after a ruddementry search of the nearby area.

That was the end of it.

Until he woke up the next morning with three of the chicks sleeping on top of him. The blond was baffled and got up to search for the fourth, only to find it perched on Denzels head, shifting its balance as to not fall whenever Denzel began nodding off, threatening to fall asleep and plant his face in his breakfast.

If Cloud took a picture-or a dozen-no one would have to know

4. A mysterious ailment has been effecting all the creatures Hojo created using Jenovas cells causing them to run amok. With Cloud missing and AVALANCHE busy dealing with rampaging monsters, Denzel and Marlene sneak off to search for the missing blond, but will they find him in time? Or will Cloud be in the same state as the others?

5. Reno found Cloud at a mall in some nowhere town dressed as a girl. He was originally planning to use this as blackmail material before Cloud came out to him as trans.

Now Reno goes out with him and helps him keep his cover...while disguised of course. Wouldn't want anyone to recognize him and- by extention- Cloud.

Besides, if anyone did recognize them, Cloud had full permission to blame Reno and let him take the fall for it.

6. The SOLDIERS apparently had a "Chocobo protection squad" when Cloud was a trooper. He had no idea why Reeve had insisted he read this annoyingly thick file on it until he realized half way through the first page that it was about him

He was the "precious cutie chocobo that must be protected from the evils of the world"

Cloud wanted to burn it on principle...but was too curious to stop reading. Apparently most of the members were still alive and it seems he owes them a great deal, so maybe he should take Teef and the kids to visit some of them. Maybe bring gift baskets...

7. Cloud cursed as he stepped on the edge of his cloak, sending him tumbling down from the path and deeper into the cavern.

Cloud picked himself up from the ground, grateful his goggles kept any of the dirt and debris from entering his eyes.

He heard something from behind him and whirled around to slash at them with his dagger...except there was no one there.

Poink

Oh no. He looked down at the little creatures, wearing cloaks much like his own, only brown instead of the worn black fabric the professor gave them. The blond looked down sadly at the number tattooed on the back of his hand.

Guess I won't be going to the Reunion after all. Shame. Mother had said Zack would be there as a guest and he really wanted to see him again.

Poink!

One of the little creatures- Tonberry- mother supplied - was clutching the edge of his cloak and attempting to lead him somewhere.

Did...did this creature think himself one of them?!

Aka Numbered! Cloud! gets adopted by Tonberrys

8. Hojo waking up strapped to one of his own tables with Cloud and Sephiroth standing over him, grinning like mad men.

9. Au where Sephiroth escaped as a child and fled into the wild and was eventually taken in by the "dead" professor Gast and his wife Iflana

He was "never found" by the Turks and eventually grew up to be a bad ass vigilante.

Cloud shared a similar fate but kept running instead of being taken in, eventually becoming a vagabond until the fateful day when their paths crossed and the pull of Reunion drew them together

10. Enraged blue eyes locked on to the blond. It may have been nearly a thousand years since Shinra fell, but he would know that man anywhere.

Not just anyone could have destroyed a corporate entity as powerful as Shinra and in the span of a single month no less! But he didn't care much about that, oh no.

He cared about the fact that this lovely creature killed him and his fellow firsts and then had the audacity to just disappear into the sands of time, stripping materia of its power and somehow causing Gaias mako to sink deep beneath the soil, never to be seen by mere mortals again. After it did, monsters began appearing less and less frequently, until they stopped appearing at all.

With Shinra so thoroughly destroyed and no other sustainable power available, information and records deteriorated, leaving Shinras history spotty at best and non existent at worse (probably didn'thelp that records seemed to conveniently disappear). Now Shinra, monsters and magic are all considered fairytales from a bygone era.

He and the others occasionally visit the lake that was once the city of Midgar to light candles in honor of all they had lost. Like hell he was going to let the blond escape again. Genesis opened his phone and made a call, "Seph, I found him."

11. Cloud meeting Female Sephiroth. Shes rather impressed that he's completely unaffected by the boob window. It had been the death of many men before him, that was for certain.

Too bad he wants to kill her, she has a feeling she would have liked having him around. Maybe she'd introduce him to Angel's puppy? She had the peculiar ability to befriend everyone she met

12. Time traveler Sephiroth saves time traveler Cloud from the labs with Genesis and Angeal.

Cloud is wondering why Sephiroth saved him and what he's planning.

Meanwhile, Gen and Geal are freaking out and asking annoyingly sane questions, like "Who is this guy?", "Why do you seem to know him so well?", and my personal favorite "Why is there a man being held captive in the labs?!"

13. Lab Experiment Cloud au where teenager Cloud barrels into Sephiroth in the middle of escaping the tower and asks if Sephiroth is his dad.

Sephiroth stops functioning and he just stands there frozen in a full battle stance while Genesis fights and subsequently captures the teenager, who he then promptly kidnaps.

*later*

Sephiroth bursts into the labs and confronts Hojo, asking if he was a father.

Hojo laughs and says "Of course you are! Do you have any idea how many creatures I've spawned with your DNA?"

Cue Sephs mental breakdown and Genesis's rampage on behalf of his friend.

Angeal does his part by babysitting with some office secretaries

Aka: the trinity raising a broody teen

14. Post OG Nebilheim is super duper haunted and Yuffie is NOT okay with that.

Cloud is even less okay and they talk about it while sitting on the roof of Clouds abandoned house...well, the fake one anyway

15. Everyone gets therapy but its from the perspective of a therapist who is %1000 done with Hojo

Bonus: This is actually questions posed by a friend and it helped spawn number 10.

What would Shinra do if Mako where to suddenly disappear? How would that even happen?

Bonus Bonus: What would be the quickest/ most brutal way to take down Shinra and/or SOLDIER? How would the Firsts feel about being completely owned by a stranger who appeared out of nowhere? (This was also my thinking about 10)

Announcement: Due to lack of interest, list #75 will be the final one. Thank you for reading my ideas. It made me super happy!

#tumblr prompt #ff7 #ffvii #sephiroth #final fantasy vii #genesis rhapsodos #angeal hewley

[blackypanther9]

Part 51 - Lesson to learn

Warning!: Injuries...

"DESTINY !! YOU ARE BACK MY SOULMATE !!! MY LOVE !!", someone yelled.

You froze in sheer panic.

"Oh no...", Scarson mumbled.

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You pulled back from Serafina and stepped back to Loki and the others.

"Who was that ? Also a friend ?", Loki asked.

"No. That is Leondra...the crazy Bitch that is claiming that she and I are Soulmates...That we belong together."

"Soulmate ? But isn't there always a tattoo, that will just be activated if, what it says, your Soulmate says to you as very first word ? And the other needs to have the same effect ?", Frigga asked.

You nodded.

"She doesn't have a tattoo, nor had I one. She just claims it, because she fell in love with me and...yeah. She is crazy."

Loki growled at that and pulled you close to himself, possessively.

"Mine.", he said.

"What ??",  you asked.

"You belong to us now and you are my friend ! She will not get you. Mine.", he explained.

Somehow you felt angered and aroused at the same time. You hate men, when they treated you like an object, but at the same time you liked it if it came from Loki. You’re supposed - to - be true love. You almost purred. Almost.

"I am not an object Loki.", you softly growled.

"I know. I just don't want to lose you. You are my one and only best friend, even if we have huge arguments and yell at one another that we aren't anymore. I can't risk losing my only best friend."

Okay, now you were touched deeply.

Then suddenly a big, fat, ugly woman came running in front of you. She was dirty, she smelled and her mouth was AGAIN covered in chocolate. Disgusting. Her clothes were torn and her boobs hung out. They didn't even look like boobs. They looked like fat on the chest. Very disgusting.

"Leondra...", you growled.

"Hey ! Why so mad ? I missed you, my love ! Now we finally can marry !"

Loki choked on his own air, Serafina looked at her, as if she didn't hear right, Scarson looked like he wanted to stab Leondra, Thor and the rest looked in shock and soon Laufey laughed his arse off.

"Oh boy !! EHEHEHE !! That was hilarious !!!", he laughed out.

Everyone looked at him as if he was mad.

"You know that she didn't joke, right ?", Scarson asked him.

Now Laufey stopped and stared at him.

"I didn't...WAIT ! FOR REAL ?!?!?! BUT I THOUGHT YOU ARE ALREADY IN LOVE DEST ?!?!?!"

"I AM YOU FOOL !!!", you yelled angered and ashamed.

"And that is-"

"NOT YOU, BITCH !!!", you yelled at Leondra, outraged.

"That is no way to talk to your future wife, Dest~", Leondra purred.

You looked at her disgusted. Then your eyes turned red, full of anger, hate and rage.

"You are filth in my eyes. Why should I ever want you ? You are fat, ugly, have fat as breasts, what you can't even call breasts, you smell, you are dirty, you are crazy, you are a slut, you always try to control everyone and everything, you are commanding, you always have disgusting chocolate all over your disgusting face and the color of your hair is also disturbing. Tell me one reason why I ever should lay my eyes on you."

Uff ! That must have hurt her ! You must have hurt her now. Everyone looked at you in total shock. Loki mostly. Never had he heard you say such evil, mean, hurtful words to anyone until now. Your former friends tho...looked unfazed. Not the first time you offended her. Scarson even SMILED at you.

"Because we are destined to be together !! Since birth you belonged to me !! You are my other half !", she yelled now, lightly angered.

You scoffed and then laughed darkly.

"You and I, destined to be together ? Man are you sick in your head. There is no us and there never was an us before too. Slut. I like men more than...that thing in front of me. You are a woman and disgusting as fuck. Even a corpse would be more beautiful than you. I rather kiss a corpse and Thanos, than you. Even if my life depended on it, I would never even touch you with a 1000 m long clamp."

Leondra looked at you in even more anger. Then she stomped her foot on the floor and showed you her demanding position.

"YOU ARE MY FUTURE WIFE AND YOU WILL MARRY ME NOW !!! UNDERSTAND ?! YOU BELONG TO ME !!! YOU ARE MINE !!! YOU CAME BACK JUST FOR ME !!! NOW GET HERE AND LET US KISS AND SEAL OUR MARRIAGE !!!"

She pointed her fat finger next to her and waited that you moved there. You and your former friends looked at her unfazed, Loki looked very angered, like the rest of the Frost Giants and Frigga looked shocked. The warriors three looked impressed, Thor looked ready to hit her with Mjolnir and Sif looked very mad at Leondra. Loki's hands on your shoulders turned into a grip of iron. He will not let you go, just because that slut demands it.

"NOW WIFE !!!!", she yelled.

You flexed your fingers then they tightened into a fist. A very tight fist. Your face was still very emotionless. Heiko, Mimi, Darko and Rachel slowly went nuts with anger and rage. You also believe that the new formed personality, Villana, is in a little rage and anger too. Loki went even more enraged, like Laufey and the other Frost Giants.

Leondra stomped over and wanted to grab you, pulling you away from Loki, but you avoided her filthy hands. You glared at her.

"Don't touch me, Bitch.", you growled.

"I do what I want !", she yelled.

She again tried to grab you, you again avoided them.

"Leave her alone you disgusting creature !", Loki roared in rage.

"Shut up you pathetic being !! A Frost Giant has nothing to say here !!", she yelled back.

Everyone, besides you, Loki, Frigga, Thor and Laufey gasped in shock.

"King Laufey, is that true ? Prince Loki Odinson is..."

"Silence !", Laufey yelled outraged at his most trustworthy guards.

Now you lost a little bit of your cool.

"First off you little excuse of a living being, Loki is no such thing ! He is no pathetic being ! He has a say in this, because he is a Prince and my most best friend ! I have sworn to protect him from evil as I was 5 years old ! Now second, you will not command me around ! And third, I AM NOT, NOR WILL I EVER BE, YOUR WIFE, JUST BECAUSE YOUR SICK MIND IS TELLING YOU THAT !!", you roared outraged.

Then Leondra touched your hand and squeezed it very hard, hoping to make you scream in pain and surrender, but you didn't feel it, even if you would have, you wouldn't have cared. Loki saw your anger and knew that one of the others are already plotting Leondra's death (Personalities of yours !).

Then he heard a loud cracking sound. His eyes widened and he looked at your hand, Leondra held. It didn't look right anymore. Your bones were not at the right places anymore. Leondra dared to break your hand.

"DESTINY !!!", Scarson yelled in shock and panic.

He also saw your hand. Laufey was next and he lost his cool, but Frigga held him in place, with magic, just like she held Loki in place. Loki would have long time ago pounced on Leondra.

You gave her a twisted smile and tore your arm away, snapping your hand off of your arm. Everyone gasped in pure horror, besides you of course.

Leondra took a few steps back, letting your hand fall to the ground. You went out of Loki's arms and went over to her. Your eyes were pure black and your smile was everyone's worst nightmare. You picked her up and made her look into your black eyes.

"I said...don't touch me.", you hissed out.

"What is so difficult to understand on my feelings towards you ? I hate you. You are disgusting. I am no lesbian, nor will I ever be. I do not obey someone as unworthy as you. The only ones that can command me around like that are, Frigga, Thor, Loki and Laufey. Because they are my friends and we just joke around with such things. You ugly, filthy Bitch are NOT worth my time. Understood now ? I rather kiss a corpse than you. You are nothing but filth in my eyes.", you growled out, angered.

Then you laughed like a Maniac.

"Everyone needs to feel the same towards you, don't they ? EVERYONE NEEDS TO OBEY YOU !!! EVERYONE IS YOUR PERSONAL SLAVE AND TOY !!! EVERYONE IS JUST YOURS TO FUCK WITH !! AND THE ONES, WHO DO NOT OBEY YOU, MUST BE TAMED !!!! RIGHT ?! THAT IS YOUR SICK MIND, BITCH !!! WELL FLASH NEWS !!! I AM NOT SOME OBJECT !!! I AM MY OWN PERSON, MY OWN MASTER !! I AM NO ONES TOY !!! I DO NOT LOVE YOU !!! I DO NOT FEEL PAIN !!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LOVE YOU !!! THERE IS NOTHING LEFT OF THE OLD ME, SLUT !!!!!!", you screeched out.

Leondra looked at you in fear. You gave her a very twisted grin and took the same hand she had broken from you. You held it and at first Leondra thought you just joked, but then everyone heard a very loud crack.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH  !!!!!!!!"

You laughed.

"Do you feel the pain, little one ? Do you want me to stop ?", you asked mockingly.

"PLEASE !! PLEASE STOP !!! IT HURTS !! DESTINY, PLEASE !!", Leondra begged with tears in her eyes.

"Too bad. I will not."

With that you squeezed harder, more cracking was heard. Leondra screamed louder in pain.

"PLEASE STOP !! I WILL BEHAVE !!! I WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE !! I SWEAR !!!", she begged.

"Oh fine....", you pouted.

Then you ripped out her hand. She screamed louder at that. Laufey looked at you in pleasure. The rest looked rather in terror at that. Laufey chuckled as he saw Loki's shocked face. He slowly went over to him and whispered.

"She just makes show. Destiny will regenerate Leondra's hand any second now. She is no cold hearted murderer."

Loki looked at Laufey and then back at the scene.

"Wouldn't surprise me, if Dest lets Leondra bleed out. She was a huge torment...", Loki whispered back.

"Bullshit, Loki. I know her. Do not worry.", Laufey chuckled lightly and pulled Loki in his arms, softly.

"Just watch, son.", he whispered to Loki lastly.

And Laufey was right. As much as you hated Leondra, you wouldn't let her die. Not today. You regenerated her hand and had back full control over yourself. Leondra fell to the floor and laid there, still crying.

"You better keep your word or else I will kill you, Leondra.", you growled out, still on edge.

Then you turned around and everyone pretended to never have been shocked and scared of the scene. Never mess with you. That was a lesson for everyone.

"Is everything ready to be teleported now ? We just have 30 minutes left.", you told them impatient.

Everyone stared at you in pure shock and Thor was off checking everything to make sure. Laufey and Loki quickly did the last bookshelf and then nodded. Then Thor came also back and nodded.

"Everything is ready to be teleported."

You nodded and then snapped your fingers, teleporting away, but where to ?

Part 52

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#Marvel #Thor #Loki Odinson #Loki Laufeyson #Loki x Reader

[cheshiregrimmjow]

Why everyone needs to stop what they’re doing right now and watch Gargoyles...

1994 blessed us with a rare gem of television: Gargoyles. It had the perfect blend of good story telling, character development, cultural representation, mythology, fantasy, action, romance, and timeless themes. It has stood the test of time. At the very heart of the story is a message that I feel everyone in today’s cultural climate needs to hear and remember...

Forgiveness and compassion are the only way forward to peace and change. 

For those of you who aren’t at all familiar with the story, I shall attempt to summarize the intricate plot. In 994 AD, a clan of gargoyles, stone by day and living beings by night, protect a castle in Scotland. When the castle and the gargoyles are betrayed and many of them killed, a spell is put on the survivors that puts them in an eternal sleep (broken only if their castle rises above the clouds).

Fast forward 1000 years. A wealthy owner of a multi-national organization hears of the legend and moves the castle and gargoyles stone by stone to the top of his Manhattan skyscraper. Come night, they revive for the first time in a millennia, finding themselves in a world much changed. Humans no longer believe that gargoyles ever lived, and they find themselves alone and disoriented.

The leader of the gargoyles, Goliath, soon meets an NYPD detective, by the name of Elisa Maza. Like all modern humans, her initial instinct upon seeing the monstrous creature is one of fear. She recoils from him, accidentally falling off the battlements of the castle. Naturally, he swoops down and saves her, then climbs back to the top with her clinging to his back (because gargoyles can’t fly, only glide). He tells her to trust him. She listens to his story and decides to befriend him, immediately resolving to teach him and his kind how to live in this modern world. Thus begins a wonderful relationship.

Gargoyles have one primary purpose in life - to protect their demesne from enemies by night. Goliath and the Manhattan protectorate soon learn that those who threaten the peace are not in the form of foreign invaders, but the very citizens of the city who refuse to abide by human law. They partner with Elisa to help control the crime in the city (ranging from scaring off would-be purse snatchers, to busting up protection rackets, and of course, battling the super villains who want nothing more than for all of humanity to be destroyed). 

But everywhere they go, the people of the city treat them with fear and hatred - even the ones they help. With few exceptions, the gargoyles are viewed as monsters. Granted, the gargoyles have to keep a low profile due to their vulnerability during the day - so the humans don’t really know much about them. Even so, the ones who do get a chance to meet them tend to view them as nothing more than tools to be used or beasts that deserve eradication. 

Goliath knows that humans fear what they do not understand. He acknowledges it and accepts it, but he never stops hoping and striving for a world where his race can live in harmony with humanity - as equals. No matter how many times he and his kind are betrayed, shunned, and mistreated, he forgives them and moves forward. Though occasionally tempted to vengeance when his family and loved ones are killed or attacked, reason always prevails over hatred. He never stops protecting them. He never stops valuing them. And because of his respect and eventual love for Elisa, he knows that humans are capable of understanding and accepting one such as he.

Elisa, for her part, is the ideal person to befriend a justice oriented race of beings. She is a cop, after all. She takes her oath “to serve and protect” very seriously. When she sees injustice, she won’t stop until it’s dealt with. She works within the confines of the law (but also tolerates the gargoyles bringing a heavy hand on criminals caught in the act). 

Elisa is also uniquely able to see through to the heart of her strange friends because of her own background. Elisa’s mother is Nigerian and her father is a Native American. Her father was also a police sergeant. They forged a strong marriage, despite many ethnic and cultural differences, and raised their three children to see past appearances and stereotypes. When their son ends up having a drastic appearance change (thanks to the reckless experiments of a mad scientist), they quickly overcome their shock and accept him as he is.

Similarly, Elisa begins to fall in love with Goliath, despite the difference in their race. Just like many people on the show, some viewers see this relationship as problematic because it condones “bestiality” or “monster-f***ing”. If you can watch Gargoyles to the end and believe this - congratulations, you missed the point of the whole show (and you might struggle with racism). One, Goliath is not an animal, so bestiality is not an accurate descriptor. If Elisa had fallen in love with lovable gargoyle/dog Bronx - that would have been bestiality. Furthermore, Goliath is not a monster. He is an intelligence, deep-thinking, compassionate, forgiving, and honorable person. His outside appearance and unique culture is the only thing that separates him from other humans. Elisa sees that and accepts it, though she struggles with her feelings for him for a long time. She eventually decides that the obstacles to their relationship cannot stand up to the depth of their love, respect, devotion, and trust in each other. 

Goliath has fewer reservations than she does, but I appreciate that the show made a point to reveal to us that Goliath did not find her attractive from the beginning. Her human form was not appealing to him and it wasn’t until she was temporarily transformed into a gargoyle that he noticed her beauty. In the same way that she saw past his looks to the heart of him, he also saw past her appearance to the heart of her. It was their love of people, their insatiable desire to protect, and their strong sense of justice that made them so compatible. Though both have their flaws, like all of us - they face their demons, take ownership of their failures, and extend grace to each other and their enemies.

I look around me today and listen to the words that people are saying to each other (particularly on this very website), and I wish that more people could be like these two. Instead of looking at the color of a person’s skin or the uniform they wear and making assumptions about their thoughts, beliefs, or character, we should all attempt to get to know people as individuals. I wish we would stop clinging to our self-assigned clan labels, whatever those may be (white, black, cop, civilian, privileged, minority, etc.). I wish we would realize that we are the same in all the ways that truly matter. 

I wish we would look at the injustice around us and unite to stand against it - instead of creating more injustice by responding to crime with more crime, hate with more hate, racism with more racism, bigotry with more bigotry. I wish we would look at humanity and recognize that while racism and bigotry will always exist in the hearts of some, most people are eager to look past our differences and bond over what we have in common, if given half a chance. I wish we would learn to forgive the faults of others and acknowledge our own. I wish we would take more chances on people. 

Violence, protests, vengeance, and anger will not move us to a place of unity. They have their place. Injustice should incite righteous anger. But we can’t dwell in a place of hatred and hurt. At some point, we must forgive and extend a hand to the people across from us. Relationships are the only way forward to peace and unity. 

Many “white” people don’t understand the “black” community and vice versa. Many civilians don’t understand the police community. It’s so easy to look at evil people from both groups and extrapolate stereotypes to everyone in those groups. And that WILL NOT END until we stop generalizing and trying to dehumanize each other. Get to know some people who look different from you or live in another neighborhood as you. Get to know some of the men and women who took an oath to serve and protect everyone in their communities (like Elisa Maza) and decide if denying them their calling is the answer to our problems. 

In Gargoyles, there are three races: Fey, humans, and gargoyles. Humanity is treated as one race. I think it’s high time we started thinking that way ourselves. Though humanity has great ethnic and cultural diversity, we are the same in all the ways that truly matter. 

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Goliath: I still don't understand how Dracon could ever believe that you would turn to a life of crime.

Elisa Maza: I guess the corrupted are the first to believe that somebody else can be corrupted. And it's not impossible. None of us are perfect, that's why we need protection, even from ourselves sometimes.

Goliath: Then I will protect you, you will protect me, and together we will protect this city.

#gargoyles #racism #peace through unity #black lives matter #blue lives matter #gargoyle lives matter #sometimes a kids tv show from the 90's has more wisdom than half the people posting on tumblr #stop the violence #forgiveness #compassion #one race #the human race #stand up to injustice #if you are spreading hate you are part of the problem #if you dehumanize people who don't believe the same as you - you are part of the problem #love your enemies #do good to those who persecute you #treat others the way you want to be treated #be the change you want to see in the world

[missolineaux]

Hi! X, R and N pretty please? :3

♦ X — A trope which you are almost certain to enjoy in any fandom.

• Enemies to Lovers. (As long as it's healthy) — The character development, the "Talk please. Just. Have a conversation.", The mutual pinning, the moment when one realises and is like "Fuck. He hates me. He's never going to love me back". I'm all in for that.

• Gender/Sexual development positive tropes. — A character realising they are trans, or non binary. A "male-presenting" woman. Or "woman-presenting" man. The first time a boy uses make-up and is like "omg I did it for laughs but I'm beautiful and I'm going to stick to this." The uncertainty of a trans woman the first time she wears a dress and her friends telling her she looks stunning. A character realising "omg I'm gay" when EVERYONE has known so since chapter one. Someone finding out they are ace and being confused but they have this cheery friend in rainbow colours who is all like "well, that's fine and you're precious and if anyone says otherwise I will beat their ass". God, I'm all in for people finding themselves and BEING ACCEPTED and HAPPY.

♦ R — Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favourite in fandom:

I'll go with my current mains: Prince of Tennis and The Untamed. If you want any other fandom, tell me so ^^

• Prince of Tennis: Marui and Jirou — BONDING OVER SWEETS. And all Jirou's fanboying at Marui??? This gives me life. Also, to me they are just friends. Very good friends who share sweetshops and gossip and encourage eachother X 1000. (It's one of the few pairs I don't ship in this fandom, and it said friendship. If you think any other duo deserves the title, I probably ship them XD)

• The Untamed: Wei WuXian and Wen Ning — They are friendship goals. Encouraging eachother, full trust, always there to help, they both want what's best for the other, and seriously they are just adorable cinnamon rolls who could totally kill you trying their best in this world. (I would need a whole essay, PowerPoint presentation included, to fully develop why I love this friendship.)

♦ N — Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of your choice)

I'll go with overall in this one because these are things I want as my daily doses, please. And then I'll add one for both POT and The Untamed

• Non-binary people appreciation. Agender people appreciation. Gender non-conformist people appreciation. You get the deal. I want women in ties. I want men wearing lipstick. I want a person who wears a dress on a scene and then suit and tie on the next one and whose gender is never revealed, because their gender is just: None /Both / it literally changes every couple of hours.

• Ace / Aro characters. No, I don't mean only AroAce characters (But Y E S. I also want that) I mean Ace characters who aren't Aro. Aro characters who aren't Ace. I want all the ranges of the spectrums. I want Ace repulsed people. I want Ace sex-favorable people having sex because they genuinely want to. I want Aro people being confused as to why anyone would like to have a romantic partner when friendship is just A LOT more comfortable. I want Aro people in a happy relationship. I want confused people who don't know if they might be Aro or Ace. I want Demisexuals. And Demiromantics. I want all of it.

• Confirmed Non-heterosexual Ships outside of BL or WL. PLEASE. WE NEED THIS. I know, there are a lot of fandoms working on that. And I love it. I know. Everyday there are more less subtle hints (like more hints, and less subtle). Every day there are more characters that are canonically gay because the author said so in an interview once. And all of that is FINE. And I LOVE IT. But. I want this two very non-consecuential male characters having a date. I want this one friend overtly admiring both women and men. I want that one character saying: yeah, no, sex is just not my thing. I want that other character saying: Today I'm a woman, tomorrow who knows, I don't make the rules here. And it being NORMAL. AND FINE. AND NO ONE BEING LIKE: OMG WHAT???

Seriously. I need this. Daily. Please.

Now, for particulars:

• Prince of Tennis: (I was going to add the ships one here but seriously I want that in every fandom, so I'll go with something else) I want more Rikkaidai and Hyotei doing things together. Especially after Game of Future. I just think Atobe and Yukimura are a very explosive combination and their teams could have a lot of fun together. Seriously. I need to see them more outside from matches.

• The Untamed: (Not a big surprise, honestly) I want Nie Huaisang to have the fucking happy ending he deserved. This boy has done nothing wrong in his entire life and I will stand by that. And anyone who thinks otherwise... Is totally appreciated because I respect all point of views. BUT if you actually try to change my mind on this OH BOY GET READY FOR AN ESSAY BECAUSE I'M A SLYTHERIN AND HAVE SIBLINGS I WANT VERY MUCH ALIVE. AND THIS BOY DID. NOTHING. WRONG. EVER. AND BEING CALLED EVIL IS NOT WHAT HE DESERVED AFTER EVERYTHING HE HAS DONE FOR THE FUCKING CULTIVATION WORLD. Yup, I love him. Not sorry.

Anddd that's that! Thank you for the questions ^^ 💕💕💕

#prince of tennis #the untamed #mdzs #marui bunta #jirou akutagawa #wen ning #wei wuxian #nie huaisang #lgtbqrights #aro rights #ace rights #non binary rights #gender non conforming #I'm not sorry for being so extra

[trumantomlinson]

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[victorie552onepiecespeedrun]

Reading One Piece part 90: Late And Long, I’m Sorry. Here, Have Some Villain’s Ranking

Chapter 309

Thoughts:

- Oh great, we lost

- Where were you, you four, when Foxy was being annoying, huh. Eh

- Ok, two more rounds to go… Somehow I think Straw Hats will loose and pull some old tradition stuff on why they can’t give a crewmate to Foxy Pirates (and punch Foxy in the face while we’re at it). Or they’ll just plain up leave like nothing happened, that’s an option too I guess

- Or, wait, maybe the game will be interrupted???? There’s no way someone will actually go away, right

- (^this^ fragment was written good five days ago. Congratulation Foxy, you’re officially the worst villain in this manga for now. Why? Well, while I’m generally not fond of villains, just not my cup of tea, you, Foxy, are the only one who made a real life impact, for you made me abandon my blog for a whole WEEK (or something). I’m on a schedule here, man, chapter 1000 won’t slow down for me!

- I’m somehow really bummed out by all that cheating and losing that happened right now, which is weird. Like, I know it should go 1 lost, 1 win for Straw Hats and then Luffy will carry the whole thing and I KNOW I shouldn’t expect much from ladies in shounen manga but I just… Losing is bad and I don’t like it, what can I do

- If you’re interested in how I rank One Piece villains:

Foxy is, as explained above, the worst.

Wapol is close second, for he gave me hope for redemption and then crushed my dreams and laughed in capitalism.

Enel/Eneru can’t decide how he wants to be called and it’s a cardinal sin in my book (he also usurped my man Gan-Fall and his police state(?) country situation was messed up beyond belief).

Arlong was the worst and what he did to Nami and her village should not be mentioned.

Don Krieg… I’m honestly surprised I remember him, with all the Sanji and Gin’s stuff that was happening in Baratie arc.

There was an evil lady in chapter 2 but the version I saw was in Spanish so I don’t really get her deal? Also it was only one chapter? Well, she’s with Buggy now and apparently the brain of the team. She… exists. I’m so sorry evil lady

Buggy didn’t impress me but he gets bonus points for giving us that beloved “Zoro’s A Loyal First Mate” content (and the dog content. My, how I cried at the dog). But my understanding is he’ll be a comic relief from now on? Good for you buddy!

Kuro actually SCARED me for a second, before I realized they generally don’t kill people in this manga.

Crocodile was the Best Villain. His evil plan was decent (as in genius for most part but fell apart at the end), his mafia people strong and with personalities. His introduction ominous. I hated him, and I loved that I hated him. He was pure classy evil, and exactly what I want from an evil guy in a manga. Cruel, disregarding his men, but falsely polite and nice conversationist – yes to everything. And he made me laugh few times! That win against him really felt like a WIN you know. And there are One Piece world repercussions to that win! How could I rank him anything but #1! 10/10 would love to see Luffy fake-murder him again.

- Other villains don’t matter for I don’t remember them

- Alright, time to stop stalling and go to the actual chapter. Ugh. Deep breaths. Remember, there should be Zoro and Sanji content now. Do it for Franky. Riiiiight now)

- WHY DID YOU LOSE STRAW HATS

- Oh, so he slowed them down! I thought it was a normal laser beam but no, there’s some time stuff involved?

- “It is an atom that was not yet discovered by the scientists” so you made it up, got it

- “anything it hits will slow down” now that is an explanation

- Is Foxy … an idiot? This warms my heart actually. Like, yeah, you’re an idiot, you had it coming for ruining my fun (Will there ever be a villain I will actually like at first sight? Some people Like villains. )

- (Maybe I’m just not into mafia. There’s a lot of mafia in One Piece)

- Yes, yes, Foxy won. Now what

- THEY TAKE A CREW ALREADY?????????? NOT AFTER ALL THREE MATCHES?????

- WHO

- ‘me to me: Just scroll down woman’

  ‘also me to me: *unholy screeching*’

- NOOOOO, NOT CHOPPER HE BABY

- …they took him Because he’s a baby. A rare pet baby, specifically. Messed up stuff

- Zoro???

- Those Foxy masks look stupid

- “I only went because Luffy asked!” Chopper ;_; Didn’t all of them go to be pirates cause Luffy asked? Well, not Robin, but she’s a pirate Because of Luffy, sooo…

- ZORO!

- I love Zoro

- and that’s how Chopper stopped crying :) (this is a genuine :). I’m smiling right now :D)

- “We have to retrieve our emergency food friend” you have a way with words, Sanji. But Zoro made you feel better too, right

- Ok, second match will start in a minute. It’s just Zoro and Sanji for this round now

- “I hope they won’t end up fighting each other” oh god, that’s exactly what’ll happen, won’t it

- Lol what

- You’re a great ball, Sanji

- Showmen, these Foxy Pirates

- They’re… big

- I love Zoro

Me: *points at Zoro and Sanji menacingly* Do not blow this for us.

rOP 89  rOP 91

#one piece #one piece speed read #oh god they'll lose too won't they #NO I Choose To Believe #this is why I don't watch sports #or anything live really #I get stressed something will go wrong for performers and can't watch #but #why does this happen to me in a MANGA #I love Zoro so much you don't even know #at this point he's Luffy's speakman #when Luffy starts looking all funny and falls silent #Zoro speaks #ok it happened exacly once just now but #*slaps table* IT'S A LAW! #when Luffy falls silent sh*t goes down #apropo villains #actually Crocodile was STRONGER than Luffy during their fight #all the time #but Luffy was MORE STUBBORN #I actually don't expect to catch up for chapter 1000 #BUT I SURE WANT TO BE FUTHER THAN CHAPTER 309! #I'm thinking 500-600? #maybe #school will start soon #spoilers #have a nice day #please do it will make MY day #genuine :) is rare #rOP 90

[devilsrecreation]

Random Muppirate headcanons cuz why not?

Blind Pew and Black Dog were the first pirates to get into a relationship

Black Dog’s real name is Rex

The female whatnot pirate from the sing-along is named Ann and is the newest member on the ship and is honestly stronger than all the boys combined

Calico has this huge crush on Ann cuz he thinks she’s a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need men to save her or what have ya, so he’s always trying to do sweet things for her, except he just turns out to be a hot mess. Ann’s oblivious to all of this. The others are not

Calico’s pretty much the sanest pirate in the crew. He’s also British, but he uses his new voice(the one that sounds like Mr. Poodlepants/Ed Wynn) 50% of the time cuz he likes it

Polly and Pepe are rivals. End of story

Walleye Pike is somehow always surprised by Clueless’ stupidity....despite being really close with him.

He’s also really close with Mudwell the Mudbunny(Dead Tom’s controller) and despite them being friends, he secretely wants to get rid of Tom so Mudwell doesn’t have to pretend he’s still sentient

Despite thinking they’re all evil, all the muppirates are actually neutral characters

All the pirates are huge fans of Spongebob, Pirates of the Carribean, and surprisingly, The Misadventures of Flapjack(who else remembers that show?)

They ARE all still pirates in the matter, just trying to live in modern times(some of them even have phones!)

Pew and BD are both scared of thunder and are thunder buddies....which may or may not be a reference from the movie “Ted”

Angel Marie is non-binary

After Long John Silver fled (movie-wise), Pew and BD came back and Pew became the captain with BD as his first mate (and boyfriend)

Like other headcanons, Blind Pew and Uncle Deadly are cousins (Pew is younger) and they hate each other

Bonus: Deadly and Piggy once managed to dress the pirates up in modern clothing. They thought the pirates looked amazing while the pirates thought they looked ridiculous

Black Dog tends to act more like a dog than you think and he’s ashamed of it

Like I said before, they’re all poly and Polly, Clueless, and Monty are an ot3

Everyone thinks Monty’s the cuddliest, but Monty hates it

Spotted Dick is Calico’s right hand man

Clueless Morgan is the only muppirate who likes “It’s a Small World”. The others act like it’s a siren song and want to yeet themselves in the ocean whenever they hear it

Even though Clueless doesn’t have a wife or kids of his own(it was a joke for the At the Bar sketches), he DOES have a family whom he loves. He just prefers to be on the sea

Black Dog freaking LOVES it when Pew speaks French and Pew calls BD names like “Cara Mia” and “Mon Cher”

Polly got his hook after his other claw was bitten off by a shark

Walleye has a thing for merpeople. Anytime he sees one(which is more often than you think), he’s the first one to hit on them...which always fails (No, he does not know the difference between merpeople and a siren, if you’re wondering)

Walleye, Spotted Dick, and Blind Pew all have tails, they just tend to hide them(like Miss Piggy and possibly the other pig muppets)

Whenever Mudwell hears any version of “Spooky Scary Skeletons”, he and Dead Tom dance like there’s no tomorrow

It’s extremely rare,but Clueless CAN get mad if you tick him the right way.And when that happens, he’s the most dangerous (you don’t mess with goats, man. They ARE able to kill you)

Everyone considers each other as family and would 1000% cut a Karen if one of them were being harrassed(much like the Mayhem). You mess with one of them, you’re messing with ALL of them

If there’s one thing Ann hates, it’s catcallers. It’s not just disrespectful to her, it’s a death wish. Even so much as a “Lemme get that number!” will kill you in seconds. And if she’s not feeling it, her crewmates have no problem torturing those jerks

The muppirates actually find the “That’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen” memes hilarious

Polly is actually the most...skeptical/cautious? If he has a bad feeling about something, he WILL go find out what’s up while the other muppirates just brush it off. He’s the first one to notice anything sus

Even though Polly was eager to start a mutiny against Long John Silver, he was also kinda heartbroken when Silver left and ditched him cuz he was his pet/companion and they’ve probably known each other since they were young (Just something he created for his character in the movie)

UPDATE: So I recently figured out that Walleye isn’t a reverse mermaid (I thought he was a fish with legs, but he’s not) so that means he walks on his tail? So just Spotted Dick and Blind Pew hide their tails

#headcanons #muppirates #muppet treasure island #the muppets

[serendipitous-magic]

when you were talking about stylistic influences, you said that you found it hard to do comedy. would you mind elaborating on that? i also find that there's very little writing that makes me LOL, and most of what does is fanfic. have you seen comedy done well in writing (novels, fic, etc.)? how do you approach it yourself? (btw fwiw i think your comedic sense is great)

Writing comedy is like writing a sex scene. You have to maintain tension. Except, I find comedy 200% harder, because with sex scenes you can rely on physicality. It’s a momentum built on what and how the character feels. There’s expectation and payoff, just like with comedy - except, in comedy, the payoff often hinges on surprise. A reversal of expectations - or, if not a reversal, simply something you didn’t expect. A huge amount of comedy is made up of the unexpected. We laugh because we’re taken off guard.

Ex:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D61dV18TNE

Ex:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBJU9ndpH1Q

Ex:

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Now, not all humor is based on shock or Wacky Zany Unexpectedness, but I would argue that all humor relies on a sort of momentum, a tension. It’s something you have to actively keep up throughout the duration of however long the humor is supposed to last - and if you’re writing a comedy, that’s the whoooole thing. It’s performative, in a way. You can’t create comedy passively, even if part of the humor relies on silence or expectant pauses; you have to be engaged, start to finish. It takes a lot of creative energy, even for people who have a gift or passion for it.

And moreover, even for people with a natural gift for comedy, it’s a skill. You get better at it when you practice. There are rhythms and shortcuts and rules of thumb.

I would say this may be especially true when you’re writing, because (unless you’re working with a co-writer), writing is just you. If you’re an actor or performer you have your co-stars to play off of; or, at the very least, you likely have an audience. Humans naturally feed off of each other’s emotional states. We’re herd animals. Ever noticed how it’s 1000% easier to laugh when you’re around friends than when you’re alone? For me, it’s even much easier to laugh when I’m listening to a podcast or watching a video than when I’m reading, because hearing human voices tricks my brain into thinking, “Oh, it’s Social Time!”

I personally find writing pure comedy difficult because it’s just me, sitting alone in a room typing words on a screen. However, I also haven’t done much comedy, and like I said it’s a practicable skill, so I’m sure I’d get better at it if I made a real effort to practice.

Comedy well done in novels:

Douglas Adams! Especially The Hitchhiker’s Guide series. Classic touchstone of literary comedy in my opinion. 

“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.”

“For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.”

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

Terry Pratchett also does a great job at humor - I especially enjoyed his team-up with Neil Gaiman for Good Omens:

“All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.” 

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.”

“The Kraken stirs. And ten billion sushi dinners cry out for vengeance.”

They also do a fantastic job with situational humor, such as Crowley’s car being on fire and the one random guy giving directions completely ignoring it because he’s like “Well, surely he must know his car is on fire.” 

Rick Riordan:

“Ever come home and found your room messed up? Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to “clean” it, and suddenly you can’t find anything? And even if nothing is missing, you get that creepy feeling like somebody’s been looking trough your private stuff and dusting everything with lemon furniture polish?”

“I’ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you invited to school for Career Day.”

“He’d changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt, he wore a button-down shirt, khaki pants, and leather loafers. His sandy hair, which used to be so unruly, was now clipped short. He look like an evil male model, showing off what the fashionable college-age villain was wearing to Harvard this year.”

“We only came close to dying six or seven times which I thought was pretty good. A minute later Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately that something was my face.”

J.K. Rowling:

I love me a smart-ass narrator.

“This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this.”

“Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides. 'So — after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating —' 'Jordan!' growled Professor McGonagall. 'I mean after that open and revolting foul —' 'Jordan, I'm warning you —' 'All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure, so a penalty to Gryffindor, taken by Spinnet, who puts it away, no trouble, and we continue play, Gryffindor still in possession.”

-_-_-_-

I’m having trouble finding the funniest quotes, but y’all know what I’m talking about.

As far as how I approach it myself:

Well, see the top up there. (Waaaaay up there before my whole lecture, lol.) If I’m trying to write something humorous, I approach it from an angle of momentum or energy. Keep up a kind of tension, even if the scene itself is fairly laid-back, and play on unexpectedness - sometimes situational, sometimes in phrasing or dialogue. A snarky narrator is always a good way to add an edge. 

Basically, if I’m trying to be funny in my writing, I write as if I’m joking around with a group of friends - the group of friends being my audience. Same ballpark. Reference inside jokes (which were established earlier in the story), play on repetition and reversal of expectations, joke around about “relatable” things (much of early meme humor relied on this), be sarcastic or dry or exaggerated as the situation calls for. Even if there’s no one really there and I’m just typing words on a page, I find it much easier to approach humor if I come at it from a perspective of kidding around with my audience and having fun with them, instead of just sitting by myself at my desk writing words.

Well that was kind of all over the place but hopefully it answered your questions!

I should start a consistent tag for these asks where I accidentally write long-winded essays on how I write.

#asks #anon #writing #my writing #humor #comedy #gwen talks about writing

[peculiaritybending]

For the AHS ask, EVERYTHING

AHH THANK YOU YOU’RE A SAINT

1. What’s your favorite season and why?

Murder House. The feeling of it, the aesthetics, the characters, just everything. It’s just so good.

2. What season is the worst in your opinion and why?

I don’t actually think there’s been a bad season but my least favourite is probably Cult or Roanoke. I absolutely loved the writing and the concept but I wasn’t super attached to any of the characters in Roanoke (apart from Sophie & Audrey, really) but I did love it. Cult was amazing with what it stood for and the whole story and everything, the only reason why I’ve put it here is becasue it’s the one season I’d struggle to want watch again.

3. Have you ever had a dream about AHS character? What was it about?

Not that I remember, but I had a dream about Evan Peters’ character Quicksilver from X-Men. I don’t remember it though because it was like three years ago.

4. If you could play any AHS character, who would it be?

Definitely Violet because I’m good at pretending to be pissed off when I’m actually sad. Also Zoe because I just really want to like become her. Also I’d steal their outfits.

5. What theme should the next season be?

I know it’s cliche but I’d really love a zombie apocalypse theme. Like the same vibe as 28 Days Later but with Evan Peters, Taissa Farmiga, Billie Lourd & Angelica Ross playing the main characters.

6. Pick a character to dress as on Halloween.

ZOE ZOE ZOE ZOE-

7. Your most favorite charater of all & why.

Zoe, Kit & Violet due to the fact that i either relate to them, want to become them, adore them, want to date them, want to steal their clothes or all of the above.

8. What character do you hate the most?

Kai probably. Would beat the shit out of that little inc*l, racist bitch.

9. Your first AHS crush.

Violet for sure.

10. Your current AHS crush.

Zoe & Kit mostly.

11. If you die at the Murder House, what death it would be?

I mean Violet’s death sounded like something I’d do when I was 9 and suicidal but now I feel like Hayden would kill me for fun or something. Or maybe that freaky ass baby thing in the basement.

12. You’re in the Asylum. What for?

Being bisexual lol.

13. Mary Eunice or Misty?

Misty! I don’t talk about her enough, I love her.

14. Oliver Thredson, James March or Dandy Mott?

I think Dandy is the most interesting villain out of the 3. James March do be kinda hot though ngl. Thredson’s just fucking terrifying

15. Describe your feelings about the Countess in one gif.

16. Your AHS OTP?

zyle, violate, zadison, brodonna & gritma

17. What would you change in “AHS Apocalypse”?

I’d give Zoe more screen time and emphasize how powerful she is, make Kyle actually be there and be happy!!!, not make those boring straight kids have the next anti christ, confirm that time doesn’t affect ghosts so Violet & Tate are still together even after Mallory reversed time, show us more about Gallant and tell us his fucking last name, have Mallory free Madison from hell, tell us Queenie’s last name and give her more screen time, more Marie Laveau

18. Favorite Evan Peters character?

KIT KIT KIT KIT K-

19. Favorite Sarah Paulson character?

Lana Winters 1000%

20. Favorite Jessica Lange character?

Jude! I loved her character arc and her relationship with Kit, Julia, Thomas.

21. What was the most brutal death of all in your opinion?

Pretty much all The Butcher’s kills in Roanoke

22. What was the saddest scene of all?

The scene when Zoe and Queenie die in s8, Kyle’s reaction to Zoe’s death in s3, Violet finding out she’s dead, and any scene where Kit’s being hurt gets me as well

23. The most annoying character of all.

Ivy Mayfair-Richards & John Lowe

24. Lana Winters or Ally Mayfair-Richards?

Lana, definitely.

25. The most dangerous character of all?

Probably Micheal since he’s the literal anti-Christ

26. What’s your favorite witch?

ZOE ZOE ZOE ZOE ZOE ZOE ZO-

27. What character are you gay for?

Literally all of Angela Basset’s characters, Zoe, Violet, Brooke, Donna, The Countess and a lot more lol.

28. Tate Langdon or Michael Langdon?

Tate 10000000000%. Micheal WANTED to hurt people and did for fun. My boy Tate was just a sensitive teenager who got controlled by evil forces.

29. What character’s destiny would you like to change and how?

Kit, Grace & Alma’s. I want them to all have lived happily ever after together with their kids, all three of them in love, no one gets cancer, no one gets abducted again, no one gets murdered, no one gets sent to an asylum.

30. Which one of all characters is most likely to become your friend?

Probably Violet. She’s a cool, broody teenaged girl with good taste in fashion and music.

31. Favorite Naomi Grossman character?

Pepper.

32. Would you rather end up in Asylum or in Murder House?

Murder House for sure. I can get Tate & Violet to date me as well each other. Also at least Murder House is a gorgeous building filled with some nice people. Briarcliffe is just a miserable torture chamber filled with murderers and people with serious mental illnesses that hinder them from functioning properly.

33. Favorite gay character?

Definitely Lana.

34. Who’s worse: Elsa Mars or Constance Langdon (and why)?

I love Constance’s character because she’s so interesting but she’s said some racist and homophobic things were as Elsa was just vibing.

35. The most repusling character of all?

Kai & Thredson. They‘re literally so disgusting.

36. Describe your feelings about Michael Langdon in one gif.

37. Your favorite opening titles?

1984 & coven

38. Which one of all characters is most likely to become your enemy?

Kai. He’d argue with me on the internet and then I’d block him immediately

39. Would you rather have sex with Twisty or end up in LaLaurie’s basement?

LaLaurie’s basement. I’ll just kill her and free everyone.

40. Jeff or Mutt? Why?

Jeff becasuse Evan Peters

#asks #ahs #american horror story #vicky speaks

[kurtty-drabbles]

I feel what you feel au (Part 5)

N/A: I think this won´t be the last one. Ok. It will end in part 6.

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @bamfoftheundead @everykurt

The Shiars are ruthless as all the X-men can testify -who can forget the Pheonix Saga? Certainly not Jean Grey- and yet, no one truly ponders about how the society works and right now Excalibur is getting the answer for a question that was never solicited. Cerise (no last name given or need) is a warrior that needs to prove her true worth by defeating 1000 villains on Earth. Cap Brian and the others didn´t accept such fact at the face value.

It was an unpleasant talk with Courtney Ross, the ever flirty boss of Excalibur -who seems to enjoy to flirt with Kurt and Kitty in equal measure and does not care for soulmate´s etiquettes- which prove Cerise´s story to be true. No ill intention ...for now.

"Are you happy, Kitty?" Courtney asked peering at Kitty´s brown eyes and Kitty frowns at her-bad blood among them even if it is one-sided makes such words be a bit salty- and the blonde woman points at Cerise for a moment then at Kitty´s soulmate mark. "You and Kurt are connected throughout the universe"

Kitty is not one to remain silent in such provocation. "And that never stop you from trying to take me to bed...my age was never a problem to you" she confessed not to take her own words in a positive light, after all, what if Kurt had taken her to bed and ignore her own age?

Courtney grins amused at such words. "And it was never a problem intake Kurt to my bed...but if it makes you feel better, I would like to have slept with you. And before you ask you...Is because I know the woman you´ll become...that´s very attractive" and she concludes with her flirty attitude.

Kitty now can see why Meggan dislikes her so much and wonders if will be in good tone to punch Courtney right here and now. "Punch your boss is never wise...oh, didn´t I tell you? I can see bits of the future" she states twirling her hair. "Also, you and Kurt will be together...you´ll get there. Just have patience and continue to grow as he has to stop being such slut...and that comes from me" she concludes and leads herself back to her multiverse. Zaorva will want to give her a mission.

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Cerise is naive in such aspects of Earth- as she truly thought people on the TV were real and stuck on the small box as she labels it and was ready to break it to set them all free- while in other aspects she seems to understand more or less. Cerise thought Kurt is attractive and makes no attempt in hiding her attraction.

Kurt for his part didn´t seem to notice for Cerise all that much-sure, she´s lovely, yet, Kitty marching ahead and talking with Rachel seems far lovely as her chestnut hair is not tied in any form and is free to bounce by the soft wind and by her movements- and this didn´t deter Cerise in any form.

Cap Brittain and Meggan watch her obvious interest unsure of what will happen next. Brian whispers in her ear kindly. "What you think?" this is a question that engulfs many scenarios and doubts here. Meggan hummed softly and stated. "Things will never be boring here, right Brian?" and he chuckles shaking his head amused.

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Cerise is with Excalibur for almost 2 weeks and picks up some habits but not the entirety of their meanings and when she saw Meggan and Brian kissing after a good mission completed- Meggan and Brian punched the monster until there´s no more monster- Cerise thought this was Kurt was waiting for.

So, Cerise grabs Kurt and gives a kiss-which she did label as mouth contact- and kissed him in front of the others and offer a big smile for the elf who in turn is conflicted. His eyes look up to Kitty and Kurt wonders if he wasn´t in such a situation ...would he have been like been kissed like that?

Self-aware much, Kurt?

And Kurt bamf away leaving a confused Cerise behind and Kitty bitting her lips. She didn´t take her white pill and can feel his conflicted emotions and emotions.

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"Elf, can we talk? I know what are you feeling..." she states as she opens his door-open, not phase and Kurt is thankful for this little act in favor of his privacy-and Kurt is upside down, literally, looking at Kitty as if waiting her final decision about his life.

"I feel what you feel, elf, you don´t want to date Cerise?" she asked knowing the answer and Kurt can be honest (and hate himself for it) as he can confess some things Kitty already knows.

"I´ll never like Karma. You did date Karma...and while we agree on a date other people, I can´t help by wonder if ..." Kurt trails of unsure.

"If I could sit and wait for you? Well, do you want to sit and wait for me?"

"if I date Cerise...if I get the same arrangement you have or had" Kurt is a bit spiteful here even though he has no real ill intention against Karma "will you be jealous?"

"I think so...but, do you want to wait for me or do you want me to sit and wait for you?"

"I don´t know...maybe? Is just...I never had a real relationship, hell Scott and Jean had their strangeness and oddness here and there, I mean, Jean is sort of a God" he jokes weakly "and yet, they are still together and still love each other. I can admit to you...me and Amanda never had this nor I ever felt this for anyone..."

"Wanna know something, elf?" Kitty offers a weak smile. "me neither and this situation is really odd..."

In the end, Kurt made his mind about Cerise and the Shiar is more than happy to be with Kurt-she may not get some Earth costumes but is familiar with friends with benefits- however, Cerise look at Kitty for a moment.

"Are you his wife?" she asked remembering how some humans marry different sizes of humans.

Kitty blushes and shakes her head.

"So...you´re his woman then?"

"I´m his soulmate"

"What this mean? Are you two together?"

"Not yet...I´m still too young"

"But...you´re a warrior. There´s no such thing as a young warrior. So, Kitty is old enough to have her soulmate...whatever this means" and adds something a bit too much Courtney-esque. "Should I sleep with you too?"

Kitty blushes and smiles awkwardly at that.

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How Kitty managed to tangled herself with Shield is all thanks to Cap Britain and her aunt Moira who were asked by Shield if they have someone to lend for a special mission and, in the end, Kitty was pick -she suspects it was a way to take her away from Kurt and Cerise...is awkward to watch and even Cerise seems to agree- and is thanks to this call that allows Kitty to meet Polaris, Scarlet Witch, and Quicksilver.

To sum up the mission, they are dealing with a phaser (Kitty is shocked too) who is stealing data from Shield and the Avengers and using this information to hunt down mutants and humans of interest.

Kitty created a plan to stop the evil phaser and it was a success- she tells her team and Kurt seems to be the proudest and it makes Kitty offers a real smile at the elf- and once the mission is over she is allowed to meet more of the Shield´s composed and spot Lorna aka Polaris alone.

Now, she´s not too friendly with the Maximoff + Lorna to meddle, but, at the same time, she can´t ignore how lonely Lorna feels right now. "Uhm, hi? any problems?" and Lorna looks up and shakes her head but then stops.

"You know about me and Alex, don´t you?" Kitty only nods as well, who doesn´t know about a man that abandoned his future wife in the altar because...because.

"Well, he was my soulmate...or rather was" and she shows her arm to where her soulmate mark should be "and now my soulmate mark is gone ...Wanda told me is not uncommon and it means the universe is selecting me a new soulmate, but, honestly ...I don´t think I need one"

"Soulmates aren´t always easy as media made out to be"

"True and my sister is married to a robot and is happy with such marriage. On the bright side, my brother is no longer with Inhuman princess" and now she smirks amused "Good, cause Wanda was ready to kill Crystal...she cheated on Pietro in many levels...she tricks him into believing she was his soulmate, gaslight him and cheat on him...piece of advice, don´t mention the name Inhuman near Wanda unless you want to see her truly mad"

"Sisters are here for that. I think"

"Yeah. They still offer to kick Alex´s ass...which I´m not completely against it"

"Nightcrawler is my soulmate" she confessed and Lorna blinks and nods.

"He´s a womanizer, but, look...he´s better than Alex and is a good person ...with flaws like any human, but, he seems to be a good match for you. I think. I mean, he´s still a womanizer and if he tries to do anything like Alex did let me know and we kick his ass"

Kitty laughs amused and nods promising this won´t be necessary.

#I feel what you feel au #kitty pryde #kurtty #kurt wagner #cerise #the maximoff twins #Crystal was the worst and the writing blaming Pietro for everything in that bad relationship is wow #So in my verses Wanda will and should kick Crystal´s ass and Pietro should be far away from her