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pickafilm · 3 months

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Annabeth: What happened to your face?

Percy: Fencing injury.

Annabeth: We don’t do fencing at ca-

Percy: I was jumping a fence.

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moonlit-typewriter · 4 months

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The gods: we have made Demigods. Heroes.

Chiron: you fucked up perfectly good children is what you did. Look at them. They’ve got abandonment issues

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echo-stimmingrose · 5 months

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Annabeth: *Staring at Percy*

Percy: *oblivious* What?

Annabeth: You're so pretty. *Kisses him on the cheek and walks away*

Percy: *red faced and completely flustered* I uh-

Will: *in the distance* We need to talk about the amount of power this woman holds. She's got the two time hero of Olympus internally squealing like a school girl.

Percy: *shouts* I heard that, Solace!

Will: *shouts back* Oh yeah? What you gonna do about it, Pretty Boy?

Clarisse: *laughing her ass off* Yeah, Pretty Boy, whatcha gonna do?

Percy: I hate you both.

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brainrot28 · 27 days

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based off real life theology class

people in the 1940s: do you struggle with same sex attraction?

nico: I don't struggle with same sex attraction......

nico [with sunglasses]: i excel at it

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sophiejacksonchase · 2 months

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Someone: so, Percy was your leader in more than one battle.

Camp Half Blood: yeah.

Someone: he must be a great commander and strategist if you followed him through all this.

CHB: I mean, yeah, but also in most battles he'd just yell "FIGHT" and then he would fight.

Someone: so why are you letting him be in charge?

CHB: well, he has Annabeth. She is an amazing commander and strategist.

CHB, muttering: and he is HOT

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f0rg0ttendaughter0fhades · 3 months

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Got drunk and wanted to text him, Then remembered he doesn’t have a fucking phone because we’re halfbloods.

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cabin9sblog · 3 months

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Will: Are you ready to commit? Nico: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Will: Yes

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that-hijabi-loki-spawn · 1 month

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hello, half-blood tumblr 👋🏼

its samirah, aka sam the valkyrie from hotel valhalla ☽

nice to know you all :)

my floor 19 besties ,, ⁽ᵒᵒᶜ- ᵒⁿˡʸ ⁱᶠ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵒᶠᶜ⁾

@mallory-keen-to-kill , @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare , @magnus-falafelking , @thomas-jefferson-jr , @halfbornhalfdead

@will-solace-aaaaa is this how you do it

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fxiryeon · 1 day

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*near the strawberry fields*

Will: Where’s Nico ?

Annabeth: Idk Percy is trying to find him though

Will: By drawing a pentagram in the soil ??

Grover: Yep !!

*thirty seconds later*

Nico, showing up out of nowhere: Hey guys !!

Will: … tf ??

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freddie-77-ao3 · 1 month

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Michael Yew

Michael Yew IS schrödinger's cat-- that's what makes him so tragic. to his friends and family, he is both dead and alive, until they find the body. sure, his chances of survival are dwindling into the hundredths digit now, but there is a chance, and no matter how small, someone is desperate enough to believe it.

Is it will solace, will, thirteen and oldest now? will solace, thirteen and in charge? will solace, thirteen and dragged away from the scene of his brother's death murder betrayal disappearance before he has any time to process?

or is it Jake Mason, Jake, fifteen and in love with a boy with short black hair, and eyes as blue as the sky on his favorite summer day, in love with a boy who disappears leaving but a trace-- a bow, quickly snatched up by a sibling, a quiver, left forgotten on a crumbled manhattan bridge (his siblings have lost too much to remember this), jake mason, who one minute has a best friend, and another minute has a statistic, a what-could-have-been, a tragedy?

is it both of them? both of them, grieving and mad, feeling abandoned by their siblings, their parents, and now, abandoned by michael himself-- perhaps they would prefer for him to be dead-- and yet, their hearts hold them captive, whispering, hold on, hold on, do you see this chance? do you see what might be? hold on, hold on, darling, and any second now he will walk through this door smiling.

anyway I just think his death is so interesting, so.

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cwtchartsworld · 3 months

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New young demigod at the CHB: So.. What does the "D" stand for?

Me: Dad...for me, Dionysus for you.

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moonlit-typewriter · 3 months

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Annabeth: *using her dagger for target practice*

Percy: *watching her make a bullseye and yelling at the top of his lungs* I SAID, whoever threw that dagger, your mom’s a HOE

Every Demigod within 20 feet: *staring at Percy in horror*

Percy: *smiles and walks away without a word*

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wafflesbooks1 · 3 months

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Imagine Percy is doing a tour of Camp Half-Blood for a new camper. They see a crazy guy with a bright orange and red Hawaian shirt, plaid shorts and ginormous headphones approaching them.

New camper: Percy, look out! There's a creepy guy coming over. I think we should be quiet and walk fast.

Percy: *starts laughing hysterically*

The creepy guy stares at them, with his scary purple eyes.

Percy: THAT’S MR D! DIONYSIUS!

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incorrect-riordanverse-quotes · 4 months

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We don't need swords. I have a lighter, okay, we get some hairspray, make some flame throwers. Let's fry these bitches.

Leo Valdez, probably

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sophiejacksonchase · 19 days

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The seven imprisoned with blocked mouths:

Percy:hmm?

Jason: hmmm…

Piper: hmm! hmm, hmmmm!

Hazel: hmm: hmmm, hmmm, hmmm.

Frank: hmmm.

Leo: hm-m-m-m-m-m!!

Annabeth: hmmmm… hm!

*Attack*

Some monster/random enemy before dying: what the fuck just happened?

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f0rg0ttendaughter0fhades · 3 months

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Why did I just find “How to care for my pet scorpion” in my Google history after @LukeCastellan. borrowed my phone?

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