#incorrect quote source:

[balanceoflightanddark]

Typical Fire Lord Ursa!AU Interaction

Princess Azula: Fire Lord. Fire Lord Ursa:  I'm told you disobeyed orders and led your forces into a dangerous combat situation after you were ordered to retreat. Princess Azula: I was trying to neutralize an Earth Kingdom guerilla force from cutting off our supply lines. Fire Lord Ursa: You were reckless and put yourself and the other soldiers in danger. Princess Azula: One, my plan would've worked if not for that ambush. Two, Fighting is supposed to be dangerous. How are we going to uphold to our destiny if we let the Earth Kingdom pick us apart piece by piece? Pretty soon we won't have any troops to conquer Ba Sing Se! Fire Lord Ursa: I grow tired of your backtalking, Princess Azula. Princess Azula: Then why did you even send me out into the frontlines if you won't let me do my job as Princess? Fire Lord Ursa: That's enough. You're...grounded. Princess Azula: ...ugh, MOM! Fire Lord Ursa: You heard me. Princess Azula: You never let me do anything! Fire Lord Ursa: We are not having this discussion tonight! (You are embarrassing me in front of my royal court!) (Zuko, Iroh, and the rest of the generals look a bit uncomfortable at Ursa losing her shit at her daughter) Princess Azula: Oh-ho-ho, I'M embarrassing YOU?! Fire Lord Ursa: Go to your room! Princess Azula: Fine. I'm going. Hope you enjoy explaining your outburst to everyone else though! (door slams, leaving everyone looking uncomfortable at Ursa) Fire Lord Ursa: ...what?

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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2605

Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

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[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

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[vivianthepigeon]

Tim: “I need to tell you something”

Bruce: “What did you do??”

Tim: “when Alfred was doing our taxes he noticed a missing check”

Bruce: “what did you do???”

Tim: “Before I answer do you trust me enough to understand that it was for a good reason and just leave it at that?”

Bruce: “What. Did. You. Do.”

Tim: “it’s all Jason’s fault! He is a BAD person, I’ve been telling you for years!”

—————

Bruce to Jason: “WHAT DID YOU DO?”

Jason: “okay now before I answer that-“

Bruce: “just tell me whatcha did”

Jason: “I got a DUI”

Bruce: “Jason!”

Jason: “it’s not as bad as it sounds”

Bruce: “How is driving drunk not bad???”

Jason: “I wasn’t exactly driving”

Bruce: “I don’t follow.”

Jason: “I was at the bar with Damian and I had a few”

Bruce: “DAMIAN?!”

—————

Damian: “With God as my witness I’ve never been to that bar in my life.”

Jason: “He knows.”

Damian: “Oh I’ve been there a bunch”

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[not-rab]

13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.

12-year-old Regulus: Okay.

[downstairs]

Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?

Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.

Walburga: Go to your room!

Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?

Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.

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[incorrectbatfam]

[at Jason's funeral]

Dick: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs*

Dick: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

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[batfamgalore]

Tim: All right, check out this bad boy.

*opens big new computer*

Tim: Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive. Built in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.

Steph: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?

Tim: Games and stuff.

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[timdrakeismypatronus]

Kon: Tim is my friend, and if I love him, it’s the way I would love a brother. Jason: Tim is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I would call the police

#batfamily #tim drake #batbros #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd #kon el kent #timkon #source: tumblr

[nerdasaurus1200]

Alastor: Short demons are without a doubt the least threatening creatures in all of hell. Honestly, what could they do to me? They can’t even reach me.

Lucifer: Say goodbye to your kneecaps motherfucker.

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #alastor #lucifer morningstar

[celestial-artisan]

Angel: Husky~ Angel: I got someone I really like, how should I confess to him? Husk: Just wing it, I'll say yes. Angel: How do you just wing a con- Angel: Angel: How the fuck did you know?

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[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.

Wyll: Oh come on. I’m not that good-looking.

Gale: Yeah, you are.

Karlach: You kind of are.

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[sdv-said-what]

When you can't say the word "philosophy", yet are the winner in a philosophical argument.

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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2622

Wyll is truly the only sane person in this party. (Dialogue from The Muppets.)

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[fabuloustrash05]

Angel Dust, about Husk: He’s just so attractive…

Cherri: Really? The bar tender?

Angel Dust: Really?? Sir Pentious???

Cherri: …Touché.

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[blue-rose-soul]

Lucifer: Why does Lilith call you babygirl? Alastor: [Aroace, gladly died a virgin and if he has his way he will remain a virgin until the Hells collapse.] Alastor: I'm fucking your wife.

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[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Okay, you guys, there’s Reg. Watch. Just watch this

Regulus: *walking past*

James: See? Still pretending he’s not interested. Oh! He’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t know him. We’ve forgotten who he is!

Regulus: Hey guys!

Remus: Hey Regulus!

Peter: Hello!

James: …

Sirius: Hey, Reggie. You know Prongs, my best friend? He’s nice. He’s not bad to look at, right?

James: Thanks, Pads

Regulus: Well, of course

Sirius: Do you want to go out on a date with him? You got my blessing!

James: Sirius!

Regulus: Sure. Is Sunday okay?

Sirius: Sunday’s perfect. He can’t wait

Regulus: On the date, I will be able to talk to him directly, right?

Sirius: Yeah

Regulus: All right, see you Sunday, Potter *leaves*

James: Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Don’t answer me

James, giggling: I have a date with Reggie!

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