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simpingforpjo · 8 months
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Monster: Identify yourself!
Percy, panicked: Percy Jackson, Greek, 16, leo sun and bisexual sir!
Monster: You're bi? That's so valid.
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Mr. D: So Apollo's doing the right thing instead of the selfish thing?
Mr. D to Meg: You did this to him.
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hotpotrandomfics · 8 months
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Camp Meeting Gone ft. Angry Ciel
Percy: Clarisse, for the last time! You can’t just fight the Roman delegation!
Clarisse: And I told you, I want my get back! Especially, from her! *pointing to Khloe*
Khloe: Why?
Annabeth: Clarisse, you can’t just fight every water demigod-
Clarisse: I WILL PROVE THAT ARES-
Ciel: ¿Puedes sacar la cabeza de tu culo por un segundo? ¡Por el amor de Dios, malditos imbéciles!
Clarisse:…
Percy:…
Annabeth:…
Rest of the Councilers:…
Roman Delegation:…
Khloe: Anyone else find that hot… No? Just me?
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percabethownsmybutt · 26 days
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percy: i think my mom mixed up our lunches
percy, holds up note that reads: ‘i am very proud of you. love, sally’
annabeth: oh yeah, i didn’t think this was for me
annabeth, holds up note: ‘be good. for goodness sake, please be good’
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Percy: why can’t we steal from the rich? We stole Jason from his camp?
Annabeth: we didn’t steal Jason, he’s free to do whatever he wants
Nico: we literally dragged him here?????
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gummybearinthehouseee · 8 months
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annabeth in 1st grade: look under there
some kid: under where
annabeth: you fool. you absolute moron. you are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said. i am a verbal magician-
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ambriel-angstwitch · 9 months
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Percy: Crushes are the worst whenever I’m near mine I start acting stupid
Annabeth: You always act stupid, Percy
Annabeth: …
Percy: Don’t think about it too hard
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liesmultixxx · 2 months
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percy jackson summarized:
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pick-a-funny-name · 1 year
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Annabeth: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous
Piper: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Leo: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Piper, learn to listen.
Frank: What if it bites itself and I die?
Percy: That’s voodoo.
Hazel: What if it bites me and someone else dies?!
Annabeth: That’s correlation, not causation.
Jason: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Leo: That’s kinky.
Annabeth: Oh my God.
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simpingforpjo · 1 year
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Percy: Annabeth why are there holes on the bathroom's walls?
Annabeth:..i saw a spider
Percy: and...?
Annabeth: the mf beast started S W I N G I N G
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Will: This is Nico. He's adorable.
Will: He's also a war criminal.
Will: But still adorable.
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hotpotrandomfics · 8 months
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Fuck you, and Pegasus you flew on!
Percy: Kings have honor. Soldiers have bravery. And poets have heart… but, all I have is RAGE!
Ciel:…Percy, draw four already! You’ve been babbling for five minutes to not draw four.
Percy: You guys ganged up on me!
Annabeth: We all have played a card and Ciel played a draw four. What is the big deal?
Percy: Ciel skipped me, reversed me, the skipped me again! Plus you all *gestures to other counselors* have been making me draw most of the cards!
Ciel: So you’re not gonna play anymore?
Percy: FUCK YOU, AND THE PEGASUS YOU FLEW ON! *draws four cards and grumbles with the 29 cards in his hand*
Ciel: Uno! Draw four again!
Percy: MOTHERFU-
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percabethownsmybutt · 2 months
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monster: i have your child
chiron: which one?
monster: the annoying one who won’t shut up
chiron: which one?
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