#incorrect sylki

[marv-el-spot]

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[incorrectlokiserie]

loki: [smiling and waving excitedly at sylvie]

sylvie: what an absolute fucking idiot.

sylvie: i can’t believe i’d die for them.

#incorrect loki laufeyson #incorrect loki series #incorrect loki #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #loki friggason #sylvie laufeydottir #sylvie odindottir #incorrect sylvie laufeydottir #incorrect sylki #sylki #pro sylki #pro sylvie #pro sylvie laufeydottir #incorrect loki odinson #incorrect quotes

[sylkilovebot]

loki text posts 1/?

#loki text posts #sylki text posts #sylki #loki laufeyson #loki #sylvie #sylvie laufeydottir #loki series #loki season 1 #lokii season 2 #loki season one #loki season two #asgard #tva #time variance authority #incorrect loki #incorrect sylki

[dubblebubbleibuprofen]

This is how I’m coping ok. It’s ok.

#loki series #loki season 2 #loki spoilers #lokius #loki #loki laufeyson #mobius m mobius #mobius #sylvie #sylvie laufeydottir #quotes #incorrect quotes #text post #loki god of stories #brad wolfe #hunter x 5 #hunter b 15 #the tva #tva loki #sylki #kinda #mcu #mcu loki #sylvie x mobius

[textsfromthetva]

Loki + Veep [31/?]

#loki #sylvie #brad wolfe #mobius m. mobius #sylki #loki series #mcu #loki memes #lokiedit #incorrect quotes #source: veep

[sylkithecat]

sylki incorrect quotes

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[blazethecheeto]

Things Loki Characters Absolutely Have Said

O.B: What’s your favorite color?

Mobius: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

O.B: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Mobius: My favorite color is green.

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Sylvie: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."

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Loki: I have locked Casey in a cage designed by their own art. Oh, he has been well and truly hoist by his own petard.

Timely: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that.

Loki: I’m blackmailing him.

Timely: Oh, happy days.

-

Mobius: If Sylvie and I were drowning, who would you save?

Loki: You two can’t swim?

Mobius: It’s a hypothetical question, Loki! Who would you save?

Loki: My time and effort.

(for legal reasons this is a joke)

-

Mobius: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?

Sylvie: Bleach.

Loki: Sewage.

Mobius: ...Please calm down, edgelords.

-

Sylvie: Kill him.

Loki: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.

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O.B: Thanks for not telling the TVA what happened.

B-15, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

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Loki: We both look very handsome tonight.

Mobius: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Loki: I couldn't take that chance.

#MY SILLIES AHAHJEFKRJHKJFH #mine #loki #loki season 2 #mobius m mobius #sylvie laufeydottir #loki laufeyson #o.b #ouroboros #victor timely #hunter b15 #why is this so long #my incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #loki incorrect quotes #sylki #lokius #loki finale #loki series

[i-dagger-you]

Sylvie's Enchanting | Brad vs Loki

⤷You don't need to enchant me to make me yours; I already am.

#sylki #brad wolfe #sylvie #loki #hunter x5 #loki x sylvie #loki season 2 #dailyloki #dailysylku #mcuchallenge #dailymarvel #marveldaily #loki tv #lokitvsource #loki series #loki spoilers #tom hiddleston #sophia di martino #disney+ #incorrect quotes #i-dagger-you gifs

[atrxides]

Loki: just GO TO THE HOSPITAL

Sylvie: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound?! Stay out of it!

#might f around & flood the sylki tag with incorrect quotes #sylki #loki x sylvie #sylvie laufeydottir #loki laufeyson #incorrect quotes

[whispering-about-loki]

Loki: Thor, remember when you said you weren't going to interfere with my love life?

Thor: No, that doesn't sound like me at all.

#loki #loki series #incorrect loki #lokius #sylki #thor odinson #incorrect quotes #marvel

[catwouthats]

Loki: It’s hard being polyamorous. My girlfriend left to another timeline and my boyfriend doesn’t even live in a timeline :(

Sylvie: We broke up the moment I kicked you through the time door…

Mobius: You have a boyfriend??

#Mobius would have no idea they were dating #he would literally kiss him and he’d be like #ahhhh but he doesn’t like me like I like him #yes I’m fine with both ships #technically I ship lokius a little more #but sylki is fine #sylki #lokius #loki season two #loki series #incorrect quotes

[incorrectlokiserie]

sylvie: I hate you.

loki, to himself: enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

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[truebookkitten]

Loki, Sylvie, and Mobius Incorrect Quotes

Mobius: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car? 

Sylvie: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Loki, deer!" 

Mobius: ...And what did Loki do? 

Sylvie: ...He said "Yes, Honey?"

Mobius: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? 

Sylvie: We're chopsticks! 

Mobius: Well... that's cute! 

Mobius: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? 

Loki: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

Sylvie: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Loki's birthday invitations. 

Mobius: Well, what are they supposed to say? 

Sylvie: "Loki's birthday". 

Mobius: So, what do they say instead? 

Sylvie: "Loki’s bi". 

Mobius: 

Mobius: Works out either way.

Mobius: Is this your plan B? 

Sylvie: Technically, this is plan P. 

Mobius: Plan P? Is there a plan M? 

Sylvie: Yes, but I marry Loki in plan M. 

Loki: I like plan M.

Loki: Come on, Mobius. Nobody actually believes that Sylvie is in love with me. 

Mobius, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Sylvie is helplessly in love with Loki. 

*Everyone raises their hand* 

Loki: Sylvie, put your hand down.

Loki: I lost Sylvie. 

Mobius: How did you LOSE Sylvie?! 

Loki: To be fair, she is very small.

Loki: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Sylvie way. 

Mobius: Isn't that the wrong way? 

Loki: Yes, but it's faster.

Loki: If I say I love you, will you say it back? 

Sylvie: Yes. 

Loki: I love you. 

Sylvie: It back. 

*Later* 

Mobius: Why is Loki crying face-down on the floor?

Mobius: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? 

Sylvie: I'm a knife. 

Loki, from across the room: She’s the little spoon.

Mobius: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be? 

Loki: Bleach. 

Sylvie: Sewage. 

Mobius: ...Please calm down, edgelords.

Sylvie: If you want my advice- 

Mobius: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times. 

Sylvie: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he’s also tried to kill me. 

Loki: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

Mobius: You need a hobby. 

Loki: I have a hobby! 

Mobius: Fawning over Sylvie isn’t a hobby.

Mobius: H-how do you ask someone out? 

Loki: Well, first- 

Sylvie: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. 

Mobius: ...And you said yes?

Mobius: What happened to Loki? 

Sylvie: He died. 

Mobius: He what? 

Sylvie: He died, but he’s okay. 

Mobius: …Can you please clarify? 

Loki: Clarification is for the weak.

#marvel #mcu #loki series #loki #loki season two #tom hiddleston #loki laufeyson #mobius #sylvie #mobius m mobius #sylvie laufeydottir #owen wilson #sophia di martino #loki season one #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #sylki #pro sylki

[feral-sylki]

Loki: I think I’m in love with Sylvie

Mobius: Sylvie? Wait, you mean the variant? Your variant?? The variant we’ve been hunting??? That Sylvie????

Loki: Yes. Thoughts?

Mobius: And prayers. Holy shit

#is this not what happened? #lol anyways #I love them #incorrect quotes #sylki #pro sylki #sorry if someone did this already

[textsfromthetva]

Loki + Veep [28/?]

#sylvie #loki #loki series #loki memes #lokiedit #loki spoilers #incorrect quotes #source: veep #this isn't me officially being back just me dropping by to throw shade at sylki #what's new right?

[sylkilovebot]

Sylvie: One if you will betray me tonight.

Mobius: Is it me, Sylvie?

Sylvie: No.

B-15: Is it me, Sylvie?

Sylvie: No it’s not.

Loki: Is it me, Sylvie?

Sylvie: iS iT mE sYlViE

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