#incorrect sylvie laufeydottir

[incorrectlokiserie]

sylvie: I hate you.

loki, to himself: enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

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[marvelflame2010]

Thor and Y/n meet Sylvie

Thor: Brother! You’re alive! Oh god I missed you-

Loki standing with Sylvie: ...

Loki: So. We have another sister now

Y/n: *races into the room and hugs Sylvie*

Y/n whispering to Sylvie: Thank the heavens. Someone to keep me sane with these boys

Loki and Thor at the same time: HEY! 

Sylvie: *still doesn’t know what’s going on, but decides to NOT stab everyone today*

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[dubblebubbleibuprofen]

This is how I’m coping ok. It’s ok.

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[aleksmaximoff]

Loki S2 as tweets:

bonus:

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[lokiusincorrectquotes]

Loki: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! THROWING YOURSELF INTO DANGER?!

Mobius: OH, YOURE ONE TO TALK!

O.B.: What are they doing?

Sylvie: just give them a minute.

~A few minutes later~

Loki: babe I love you and I’m glad you’re safe

Mobius: I’m sorry for throwing myself into danger

O.B.: …what the hell just happened

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[sylkithecat]

sylki incorrect quotes

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[blazethecheeto]

Things Loki Characters Absolutely Have Said

O.B: What’s your favorite color?

Mobius: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

O.B: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Mobius: My favorite color is green.

-

Sylvie: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."

-

Loki: I have locked Casey in a cage designed by their own art. Oh, he has been well and truly hoist by his own petard.

Timely: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that.

Loki: I’m blackmailing him.

Timely: Oh, happy days.

-

Mobius: If Sylvie and I were drowning, who would you save?

Loki: You two can’t swim?

Mobius: It’s a hypothetical question, Loki! Who would you save?

Loki: My time and effort.

(for legal reasons this is a joke)

-

Mobius: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?

Sylvie: Bleach.

Loki: Sewage.

Mobius: ...Please calm down, edgelords.

-

Sylvie: Kill him.

Loki: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.

-

O.B: Thanks for not telling the TVA what happened.

B-15, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

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Loki: We both look very handsome tonight.

Mobius: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Loki: I couldn't take that chance.

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[loki-stuff]

Loki, talking about Mobius: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HIM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? HE DID. HE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO?!

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[mobius-m-mobius-speaks]

Why did Sylvie send me this

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[autocorrection]

woman...

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[incorrectlokiserie]

loki: if a beautiful person disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. i have no principles.

sylvie: well maybe you should have principles.

loki: you're right, maybe i should.

sylvie: good.

sylvie: wait,—

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[atrxides]

Loki: just GO TO THE HOSPITAL

Sylvie: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound?! Stay out of it!

#might f around & flood the sylki tag with incorrect quotes #sylki #loki x sylvie #sylvie laufeydottir #loki laufeyson #incorrect quotes

[truebookkitten]

Loki, Sylvie, and Mobius Incorrect Quotes

Mobius: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car? 

Sylvie: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Loki, deer!" 

Mobius: ...And what did Loki do? 

Sylvie: ...He said "Yes, Honey?"

Mobius: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? 

Sylvie: We're chopsticks! 

Mobius: Well... that's cute! 

Mobius: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? 

Loki: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

Sylvie: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Loki's birthday invitations. 

Mobius: Well, what are they supposed to say? 

Sylvie: "Loki's birthday". 

Mobius: So, what do they say instead? 

Sylvie: "Loki’s bi". 

Mobius: 

Mobius: Works out either way.

Mobius: Is this your plan B? 

Sylvie: Technically, this is plan P. 

Mobius: Plan P? Is there a plan M? 

Sylvie: Yes, but I marry Loki in plan M. 

Loki: I like plan M.

Loki: Come on, Mobius. Nobody actually believes that Sylvie is in love with me. 

Mobius, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Sylvie is helplessly in love with Loki. 

*Everyone raises their hand* 

Loki: Sylvie, put your hand down.

Loki: I lost Sylvie. 

Mobius: How did you LOSE Sylvie?! 

Loki: To be fair, she is very small.

Loki: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Sylvie way. 

Mobius: Isn't that the wrong way? 

Loki: Yes, but it's faster.

Loki: If I say I love you, will you say it back? 

Sylvie: Yes. 

Loki: I love you. 

Sylvie: It back. 

*Later* 

Mobius: Why is Loki crying face-down on the floor?

Mobius: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? 

Sylvie: I'm a knife. 

Loki, from across the room: She’s the little spoon.

Mobius: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be? 

Loki: Bleach. 

Sylvie: Sewage. 

Mobius: ...Please calm down, edgelords.

Sylvie: If you want my advice- 

Mobius: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times. 

Sylvie: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he’s also tried to kill me. 

Loki: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

Mobius: You need a hobby. 

Loki: I have a hobby! 

Mobius: Fawning over Sylvie isn’t a hobby.

Mobius: H-how do you ask someone out? 

Loki: Well, first- 

Sylvie: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. 

Mobius: ...And you said yes?

Mobius: What happened to Loki? 

Sylvie: He died. 

Mobius: He what? 

Sylvie: He died, but he’s okay. 

Mobius: …Can you please clarify? 

Loki: Clarification is for the weak.

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[marvel-master]

Loki: I want to save the world

Renslayer: I want to meet my master.

Sylvie: I want to keep my new life.

Mobius: I want to keep the only life I’ve known stable.

Miss Minutes: I want to date my boss.

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[lokiusincorrectquotes]

Dinner At The TVA

Loki: *trying to eat*

Mobius: *gives him “the 😏 look”*

Loki: *chokes on his food*

Sylvie: the fuck are you doing

Loki: HES TRYING TO FUCK ME!

O.B.: you’re all so weird

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[thatsashitplan]

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