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lovelyinspiration1463 · 9 months

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Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.

Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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1luna1lovegood1 · 5 months

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Mobuis: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't

expecting this...

Loki : *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Mobuis: Holy shit-

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skylarinfinity · 4 months

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loki : [smirking at male reader] there's rumours about you swinging both side? is it truth?

male reader : [let out offended gasp] rumour?! you telling me there's people doubting it?! [dramatically sobbing into thor bicep]

thor : [try to comfort male reader] don't worry earth warrior, we going to crush their ego for doubting you!

male reader : [stop sobbing] i prefer crush their skull but their ego also good enough i guess [shrugs]

loki : ...i vote for crushing their skull.

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incorrectlokiserie · 7 months

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sylvie: I hate you.

loki, to himself: enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

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marvelflame2010 · 2 years

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Thor: It’s something called Braxton-Hicks contractions

Loki: Oh god, its no big deal. Most women don’t even feel them

Bucky and Y/n and the same time: Ok, no uterus, no opinion

Bucky and Y/n: *high five each other*

Peter: *plays the THIS IS MODERN FEMINISM TALKING audio

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marvel-master · 6 months

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Loki: I want to save the world

Renslayer: I want to meet my master.

Sylvie: I want to keep my new life.

Mobius: I want to keep the only life I’ve known stable.

Miss Minutes: I want to date my boss.

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gothgoddess2010 · 2 years

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Y/n: Bucky, meet my 2 older brothers, Sparky and Horns

Bucky: Doll, you mean Thor and Loki? Y/n: Yeah, that’s what I said

Thor: …

Loki: …

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yourloverfromthepast · 2 years

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Matt: You’re lying.

Loki: No I’m not

Matt: Yes, you are

Loki: Listen *chuckles* do you know who you’re talking to? I am the great Loki! The god of lies!

Matt: ...

Matt: So you do lie

Loki: ...

Loki: You’re blind

Matt: ...what are you? Twelve??

idea from @angeloffrigga thnx hun<3

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fruityspaceboy · 2 years

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Y/N: One bonus of being an adult is grossly misusing youth slang on purpose and watching the kid’s cry inside.

Y/N: A good example: the other day I pointed at the globe and, while looking Peter right in the eye, went "Man, is that bae or what, huh?" The look on his face was something I will keep in mind for years.

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ir0npvrker · 1 year

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loki: the path to inner peace begins with four words

loki: not my fucking problem

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lovelyinspiration1463 · 9 months

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Frigga: How are you doing, my love?

Loki: Alright - except for this headache that comes and goes.

Thor: *enters the room*

Loki: Oh look, there it is again.

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1luna1lovegood1 · 9 months

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Loki puts poison in peters drink.

Peter: *sips coffee*

Loki:

Peter: *finishes coffee*

Loki: Didn't the coffee taste weird?

Peter: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings, so I

drank it all.

Loki: Alright, let me go get the antidote

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skylarinfinity · 7 months

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[tony introduce m/n to the team]

loki: [gasp] m/n?!

tony: [looking at loki than m/n] do you guys know eachother?

loki: [nods] he my husband-

m/n: [scoffed] not anymore because you keep dying-

loki: [looking at m/n with mouth wide open] what do you mean not anymore because i'm keep dying?! we literally met because i decided to die on thor!

m/n: [rolling his eyes] yes but we you choose to settle down you shouldn't continue your dying career!

loki: [gasp in offended] dying is not my career-

tony: [sighed, turn to face team] let's just leave them alone...

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incorrectlokiserie · 7 months

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loki: if a beautiful person disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. i have no principles.

sylvie: well maybe you should have principles.

loki: you're right, maybe i should.

sylvie: good.

sylvie: wait,—

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marvelflame2010 · 1 year

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Thor: Sister, I need your help

Y/n: What do you need Thor?

Thor: What’s that song that goes “Despacito”?

Y/n: Despacito

Thor: Yeah, what’s the name

Loki walking in: Oh my God Thor, you’re an idiot

Thor: THANK YOU Loki. Ok. Alexa play Oh My God Thor You’re An Idiot

Alexa: Ok *plays the song Despacito*

Thor: *jamming*

Loki and Y/n: *stunned*

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marvel-master · 6 months

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Summary of Loki Episode 6

Loki: nothing is fine

Sylvie: everything is fine

Loki: everything is fine

Sylvie: nothing is fine

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