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skylarinfinity · 3 months

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[natasha going out with the girls]

wanda : so natasha, how are you and your new boyfriend?

natasha : well couple years ago i loss my ex at a party and found him making out with two woman-

carol : [scoffed] fucking arsehole.

natasha : but last night i lost male reader at tony party and find him eating a tacos while patting the animals at the corner of the living room.

maria : [chuckles] the upgrade!

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket @panandinpain0 @badblondebisexualboy

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dex0s · 7 months

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𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 𝐎𝐍𝐄: 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓

MalereaderDOM!! X GojoSUB!!

“Oh come on just take me already! I’m already stretch!” Gojo begged.

This had been like the hundred time he asked you to fuck him and you would have already did it. It’s was he decided to be a brat when you guys went to the mall to go SHOPPING, not buy every candy that he saw. Sure that may not sound like a big deal but when this man doesn’t get what he wants this like an atom vs the sun. Not the best thing to happen in a mall.

You rolled your eyes and continued to read the book on your phone. “Ugh, why are you being so dramatic” he said while shoving his head Infront of your phone. After pushing his head away and give him a dead glare and continue the book. Gojo climbs over of you and walk out the door.

‘ Finally, he was staring to get annoying-, gojo walks back in (seductively I may add) with a white bikini. You know if you weren’t so mad at him you would be on him like a wild goose but you have to keep your act up even if you pants are starting to get hard.

“Daddy won’t you take this pretty pussy and shove your big dick in it~~” he climbed on the bed and stopped that your throbbing cock. Slowly he pulled the zipper down to gain access to your cock. “Hey! What are you doing!” You yelled due to still being upset. “I’m getting my lollipop sense I can’t get the candy at the mall”

Slowly he took your cock in his mouth and wave his ass in the air. He was taking your cock nice and slow and you both know neither of you like to go slow so you shove his head down on your cock then thrust up in his mouth.

“You like that d-don’t you bitch boy” as you continued to thrust in his mouth gojo is in pure happiness. He’s been waiting for this moment since you guys got home. After cumming in his mouth you pulled him up and turned him around on the bed. Usually you would check if gojo was pre-stretch because sometimes he would lie to get his way but since he pissed you off even more than before you shoved you cock in his pretty “pussy” as he calls it.

“You love it when daddy shoves his big cock in this pussy of your don’t you~ slut” not caring that you may have overstimulated. “~Ahh~mmhm~ I loveee~ daddy’s cock~” you can hardly understand what he’s saying due to his tongue sticking out of his mouth with his eyes rolled back.

After the 10th round you started to feel yourself about to cum. “Baby inside or outside” pounding in his ass/pussy and you hear a little voice said inside. So as the great man that you right you came right inside of your brat.

Slowly taking out your cock from his ass you can see your load spilling out his asshole on his thighs and the bedsheet. Throwing yourself in the bed hoping he is asleep so it can make you life easier when taking care of him but instead you find something else. On your back and bend down to your ear you hear gojo said. “You want to go for another round”.

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msfantasy · 1 year

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Longing For Him

Summary: Ominis longs for Y/n to notice him.

Ominis x Male Reader

Ominis sits alone in potions class. His two friends Sebastian and Y/n late as always. Those two are always off gallivanting the castle without him...typical.

The two stumble into potions class with little concern of their tardiness, costing 5 house points each. These two are probably so concerned with each other, they don't even notice how they always forget to include him.

The 'conjoined twins' take their seat near their third-wheel. Whispered squabbles becoming incessant until Sebastian breaks the conversation away.

"Hi Ominis, how is my best friend today?" Ominis frowns at the strange question.

"I'm fine." He answer's bluntly with little more to say.

"...Right" Awkwardness pricks at Sebastians skin before he proceeds with his news. "Well... we have tickets to a traveling wizarding show in Hogsmeade tonight at-"

"You two have fun." Ominis cuts in, irritation rolling off him. Sebastian and Y/n revert back to their whispered squabbles, leaving Ominis out ... once again.

Sometimes Y/n and Sebastian can be so inconsiderate. Ominis would love nothing more than to join and enjoy the wizarding show.

Truthfully, Ominis would love nothing more, than to attend the show with just Y/n.

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Ominis lays out-stretched on the courtyard grass, soaking up the warm sun rays. Y/n sits at his side with soft giggles escaping his perfect lips.

"How can you have so much grass in your hair?" Ominis feels the boys soft fingers glide along his scalp, combing out the little blades that have been lost amongst his locks. Ominis sighs in true contentment. Nothing is better than having soft breezes, a warm sun, and the company of the man whom stole his heart.

"It feels nice when you do that." Ominis announces with another sigh. Y/n continues running his hands through Ominis hair, long after the blades have been removed.

"Today is the perfect day for a picnic, Seb says it's his favourite date activity - what do you think?" Ominis's mood sours immediately. Do these two seriously go on picnic dates? Why has Sebastian not told him about it?

"Well if that's how Sebastian feels." He states, ending the conversation abruptly.

Ominis would love nothing more than to take Y/n on a picnic date.

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Ominis sits on the shared couch in the Slytherin common room. Y/n sitting on the opposite side reading in blissful silence.

"I need to go to Hogsmeade tomorrow for some supplies, usually Sebastian accompanies me, but -" Ominis slams his book shut in frustration.

"I must confess, I've grown rather tired of your rendezvous stories with Sebastian. Frankly - I think it's unbecoming..." Ominis crosses his arms, allowing his statement to float in the air awkwardly from his outburst. The sofa dips and moves under the shifting weight of Y/n as she moves closer, placing her delicate hand on his own.

"Ominis. I have romantic feelings for you, and perhaps, if you weren't so oblivious... You'd realise i am trying to ask you on a date." Y/n says gently. Ominis mouth falls agape at the realisation.

"Oh."

#ominis x male reader #ominis gaunt x male m/c #ominis gaunt x male y/n #ominis x male m/c #ominis x male y/n #ominis gaunt male imagine #ominis male imagine #male reader #xmale reader

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khami-the-raccoon · 10 days

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May I request an animagus m reader? Just HCs with a few Hogwarts students, you choose, and the reader can temporarily turn into a "flying" jelly fish, (i.e. can do everything a normal one can except float in air?) Maybe just reader being friends with them? Thank you!

Hi! Thank you so much for your request, it’s a great idea :) I’m sorry if I took too much to write it, and if it’s not the best and I wrote for only four characters, but I hope you like it, have a great day!

Hogwarts students x Animagus! Male! Reader

Headcanons

Summary: some Headcanons of Harry, Hermione, Draco and Luna with an animagus! Male! Reader, who can turn into a jellyfish.

Word Count: 623

Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy and Luna Lovegood

Hogwarts Masterlist

General Masterlist

Harry Potter

Harry would initially befriend Y/N because of the rumors he heard about him being an animagus since Sirius and his dad were like that too, and he was curious about Y/N being one as well.

Hanging out with Y/N, he would feel in some way connected to his dad, he could now ask some questions about how the transformations worked and what Y/N had to do to become an animagus, and would sometimes feel as if he was back when his dad was a teenager and could see him be an animagus together with his friends.

Harry would be very emphatic towards Y/N if he ever felt like an outsider because of his special abilities, Harry sometimes still felt like an outsider too since he was recently introduced to the magical world, and would understand how bad it felt.

In the Triwizard tournament, Harry would beg Y/N to find a way to breathe underwater for Harry in the second task.

Harry would ask Y/N to sting Draco and his friends if they ever called Hermione a mundblood or Ron poor, although it would depend if Y/N was or wasn’t friends with Draco.

Hermione Granger

Hermione would at first ask Y/N if he was legally an animagus or if he had done it the other way.

She wouldn’t have a problem if it was legal, but if it wasn’t, she would give Y/N a good scolding to.

After she had calmed down a bit, she would ask a few questions about how the transformations worked and how he could breathe when he wasn’t in the water, although she would already know the answer to most of the questions.

She would like to hang out with Y/N a lot, it would usually consist of her studying by the lake and Y/N going for a swim, but sometimes it was just Y/N resting on her books while she did her homework.

She would be against Y/N stinging people who bothered him, except for when Draco called her a mundblood.

Draco Malfoy

He would find Y/N very weird at first and wouldn’t like him at all, he would even be mean to him about him being an animagus and his animal form when he turned into one.

After a while, he would start to find it interesting and not repulsive.

He would start to hang out with Y/N more and stop being mean about his jellyfish form, at least most of the time.

It would depend on how well Y/N and Draco got along, but Draco would like to grab Y/N when he was transformed and throw him into the lake. (Although he would stop if Y/N really didn’t like it)

Y/N, in exchange, would sting him.

Draco would also request Y/N to sting the people he doesn’t like especially teachers who gave him a bad grade.

Luna Lovegood

She would be the kindest and most appreciating person with Y/N.

She would very politely request Y/N to transform into his animagus form and go talk to or take care of the water creatures because she can’t do it.

She would love to caress Y/N’s jellyfish bell (the soft, harmless part), even if Y/N was scared to accidentally hurt her. “Luna, I could hurt you” he would warn once he was transformed into a human again “You won’t” she would answer.

She would love to draw Y/N’s jellyfish form.

Y/N and her would spend a lot of time together by the lake or in the forest, talking about magical creatures and things they couldn’t talk about with anyone else.

#male reader #fanfic #writing #x male reader #trans male reader #gn reader #harry potter x male reader #harry potter #hogwarts #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #luna lovegood #draco x male reader #draco malfoy #hermione granger #hermione x reader #xmale reader

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999-something-suicidals · 1 year

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WEAKNESS OF CHILDREN // (Ghost version)

↳ ❝ [Summary; Lovely man, [M/n], found a baby in the middle of field that full of chaos] ¡! ❞

↳˳;; ❝ Male reader ([C/n] = Code name, he/him) , ooc character, mention of getting shot, abadoned, mention of granade/gun shot. maybe a misswrite, bcz im a google translate users.ᵕ̈೫˚∗

"[C/n], how to copy?," many times, Ghost communicates with [M/n] through the communication device. But also many times, Ghost did not hear an answer.

"[C/n], are you okay over there?" Ghost asked again when he reloaded his gun, but never heard an answer. Instead of hearing [M/n]'s voice, which usually played perfectly, Ghost heard a loud cry. The cry was interrupted by several hiccups, from the sound it could be heard that they were frightened.

"[C/n], why is there a baby sound?" Ghost asked again when he realized it was a baby voice. Heavy breathing, which must have belonged to [M/n], sounded close to the communicating device. "[C/n]... here..," the voice of someone that Ghost had been trying to hear echoed, making a sense of relief gnaw at him for a moment.

"[M/n], are you okay? Are you hurt?" Ghost said, this time calling his real name, not a code name. "Hehh, I'm fine. But we have to worry about this poor baby," [M/n] answered breathlessly, "Where the fuck are you, [M/n]," Ghost came out of the destroyed house, intending to look for [M/ n].

"oh?, I'm in..," [M/n]'s voice stopped because of the sound of the door being broken down, [m/n] muttered harsh words, before finally his voice sounded running. Ghost also ran, even though he didn't know where to look for [M/n].

"[M/n]!!, where are you?!," Ghost shouted half through the communication device and half screaming, calling. "FUCK! . Simons, I'm in the shed to the left of the truck!" [M/n] breathed brutally, trying to scoop up oxygen and expel carbon dioxide.

Ghost, without thinking, immediately ran towards the location that [M/n] said. He ignored the grenades and gun sounds, only running to meet [M/n]. Worries and panic undermined him. Moreover, the rain that fell described something that made his heart ache.

He opened the barn door with a bang, his chest flat and flat from the run. There he is. [M/n] sat down on the cold floor, looked at Ghost with a sad gaze, and also held a baby in his arms.

[M/n] trembled because of the cold air and himself, who was already wet from the rain, he hugged the baby as if to protect it.

"Ah...Simons..," [M/n] tried to smile, grinding his teeth against the pain of being shot in his leg. "This child was left alone with his family, maybe we can become his new family," [M/n] shook his hand slowly, could see Ghost slowly approaching from the corner of his eye.

"Simons, how about we give it a new name? Nightmare ,perhaps?" [M/n] muttered incoherently, so Ghost brought [M/n]'s face to his shoulder, buried [m/n]'s face so he was silent.

"We'll take care of it later," Ghost said while stroking [M/n]'s shoulder gently, finally relieved completely.

Might making another cod boys version, if you wanted to.

#ghost call of duty #ghost x reader #ghost fanfiction #ghost simon riley #simon 'ghost' riley #call of duty #CoD #cod x you #cod x y/n #cod x male reader #xmale reader #male reader #ghost x male reader #gay

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thehighlordishere · 10 days

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Yandere ACOTAR poly romantic bat boys mates x male reader escape reaction.🦇❤️❤️❤️❤️

Hello again 🦇

Yandere!Poly!Bat boys x male!reader

you escaping

Warnings: kidnapping, yandere themes,

It’s been weeks. You had found your mates, three males, the high lord, his general and shadowsinger. It was going great at first, until you started to feel off, suddenly your friends and family were distant or..unresponsive to any letters, as if they were gone.

You also noticed how they were everywhere you go, the bond was constantly thrumming in your chest, at least one was always was following you. You asked them about it, thinking they were just being overprotective. Well, overprotective would be part of it.

So you grew distant over the recent things including the stalking and the disappearance of your belongings.

Of course, they did not like that.

So now, here you are, locked in your own room in some castle.

At first, rhysand had told you that you may go wherever in the castle, it’s yours. As long as you don’t leave. When the last part of the sentence sunk in that night, it wasn’t a pretty sight.

You suddenly started panicking and hyperventilating. You weren’t allowed to leave?? You were stuck here?? They apologized and said it would come to this anyway. Azriel insisted it was for your safety.

So the past weeks have been..dreadful and suffocating. They feed you as much as you wanted, and bought whatever you wanted. But it wasn’t enough, you wanted your freedom. And you needed to get away.

The bond protested, to stay. How they would feel. Especially Cas, he was the more emotional one.

You had been waiting, watching and observing, their job shifts, when they come home. Only at one time in the evening, their times line up and they’re all gone for around half an hour. That was your time. To escape.

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You waited and counted five minutes or longer after Cassian left to attended a mission. He had just kissed your check and gave you hug. The bond have loved it, but you’ve been learning to shut it out.

Checking all the windows, you slid the piece of metal out of your sock with your other foot. You held it for your hand to reach it. The shackles stretched far across the room. You got the shackles of your ankle before standing. You immediately fell from the pain and the un usage of your foot. Rotating it around and testing your ability to walk, you got to the door. With a limp and a bruised white band of skin you got to the living room. You quickly looked around the chambers. Window or the door?

Do others in the castle know that your locked up in these living quarters? Would they report you? Or were they your best bet??

The window is too high so you’ll have to take a chance.

You got past the locks after finding the spare key that watched Rhysand hide and down the hallway. Sticking to the shadows and making your way down. Until you heard the sound of Illyrian wings. Cassian must have forgotten something…again. Shit. Should you have waited another day for it to be one of the others? No time to think, you rushed quickly with your limp, you were getting so close. Hearing cassian run through the castle searching for you was terrifying. You could only help to get farther or to help before Azriel or Rhysand.

You were close to getting down the stairs to the bottom floor when something grabbed your ankle. A shadow. Gods-

You were yanked back into a strong pair of arms, with hands of scars. Scars you had once kissed. A wimped left your mouth as you struggled. You may not be as strong, but you once had worked out and took classes. “Where were you going dear?” You shuddered at his voice as the bond did the opposite. “Do you know how mad Rhys is? Your lucky I got to you.”

“Please let me go, I can’t stand to be here anymore-“

“You know that’s not going to happen, you betrayed us,” his voice had darkened. “You are going back.”

“No-“ you were instantly shadowed back with him. No- you can’t go back, you were so close.

Before your could open your tearful eyes, someone’s hands were on your face.

It was Rhys, “Why did you leave? Why?” He was moving your face around checking for injury even tho you had barely gotten away.

You choked up. “I just-needed to get out-I haven’t seen the sun for days-“

“Oh darling you could have just asked.” Rhys answered. You both knew that it was a lie.

Cassian pulled you away from them and into him, wiping your tears before the could fall, “hush, your fine.”

The night ended out with scolding and lecturing, and ended with them comforting you. Rhys even healed your ankle and Az had rubbed some cream onto it. In hopes you would stay.

Crying yourself to sleep with your three males.

#acotar #a court of thorns and roses #acotar fanfiction #acotar x reader #azriel #acofas #acomaf #cassian #acosf #yandere #Yandere Rhys #Yandere cassian #yandere azriel #xmale reader

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reallyromealone · 7 months

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Constance Lefour x male reader

Soulmate au

This fandom doesn't exist yet

Think of it as marketing lmao

🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐

(name) looked wide eyed as he glanced out the air ships window, the Amethyst city: Oraculum. The massive city peaking from the clouds, built from the mountains.

Grand gothic stone buildings surrounding the large castle like building carved from the side of Mount Ilfred and a large violet crystal floating on a large spire, connected from two points shaped like a moon, the deepslate castle having old detailed carvings and stained glass windows of the capitals inception and newer editions from the war.

It was loud and bustling as people of all kinds stepped off the airships from places far and wide, (name) held onto his suitcase as the sound of bells and whistles for people to board could be heard, ships refilling on anything needed and loud chatter. His feet stepped against the old cobblestone as he followed the crowd to customs, standing in line as security checked luggage.

They were imposing, navy garrison uniforms with golden embellishments.

"Next" (name) broke from his thoughts as he stumbled to the guard and set his briefcase on the old oak table "name and country of Origin" he said simply and (name) some nervously "(name) (lastname) and I'm from Froja" he said and the guard glared slightly and mumbled something under his breath along the lines of 'end time bastards' and (name) kept quiet about it.

It had been two hundred years yet the world was still recovering from the war, the country of Froja wanting to harness the planets core to power everything and anything though it's methods were less than great, slowly killing the planet till it was ended by the country of skyla; a nation that was torn from the planet by his countries wrong doings.

When the officer was finished (name) scurried out, uncomfortable at the situation

Glancing around be looked for signs of his friend, grinning when he spotted him smoking off to the side "you know that'll kill ya one day right?" He teased as toddy glanced at him groggily, ash Grey eyes peaking from his dark lashes as his messy curly strawberry blonde hair pulled up in a bun, his eye bags present "I'm here to have a good time, not worry about those things" (name) always admired toddy, the man never worried.

The two walked through the bustling dock onto the streets as (name) took in the city before him, townhouses and shop houses filling the streets, colorful and vibrant as vendors and shoppers alike entered and exited, being the magic hub of the world many stores were magic relatedToddy walked to a Grimoire shop and pulled out keys, unlocking the side door leading to the upstairs apartments and (name) looked curious "my my, throwing a party are we?" A voice chimed out and (name) glanced to see a pretty man with ivory white hair that fell to mid back, straight and soft looking, His Almond skin a stark contrast to it all. He was tall and lean, a black turtle neck and fitted slacks with nice looking loafers. "Hardly, (name) this is my neighbor Constance Lefour, Constance this is my close friend (name) (last name)"

"Opposites really do become good friends... friends with this sleepy bum" Constance teased at Toddys messy clothes, the teachers dress shirt always dishevelled and sleeves rolled up to show off his tattoos "Maybe I should get a roommate.." Constance said with false thought and Toddy snorted at the concept "please, you would probably tell them of their deaths with unsolicited fortunes"

"Never hurts to know when it will all end, makes one value life a bit more, you all have such little time" he spoke as if he and everyone else was different.

He was a weird pretty man.

Constance walked off without another word and Toddy rolled his eyes "accept a fortune at your own risk, he tends to get strange with them" Toddy remarked and (name) nodded "he seems like quite the character" he joked and Toddy huffed playfully"that barely covers him as a person"

"I have another neighbor, she runs the shop downstairs, she joins me for dinner or Constance as she's legally not allowed to cook" he explained and (name) raised an eyebrow "why?"

"She can't cook for shit, she almost burned the building down a few times so she's been banned as it's seen as a safety hazard"

"Fascinating"

"Also if you see a Siamese cat, don't give him food that's Winston and he already tricks like four people"

These folks seemed strange but the fondness in Toddys voice proved they were dear friends to him.

(Name)s belongings arrived a week prior, the man spending his time unpacking his room while Toddy took a nap, the man never getting enough sleep as long as he knew him.

"Thanks again... I really should get a new one" Moira said sheepishly as milsha helped a familiar get dressed for his adoption, Harold dressed in his best for a farmer just outside the capital.

"It's no problem! So what do you guys even do here?" (Name) asked as a group of angry hamsters stomped around squeaking angrily, he had never seen hamsters with mullets before but it was a first for everything he supposed.

"Ah! We help the spirits of forgotten pets start a new life as familiars for witches/warlocks and wizards! Petcrpmancy if you will!" She said cheerfully and (name) looked wide eyed "that's an incredibly noble of you two to do, I'm sure they will all find good homes" he said as a dodo bird in armor challenged a broom to a duel.

"Well I best be going, good luck Harold" (name) said and the cat looked happy as the necromancers bid their farewells.

(Name) explored the city a bit more, it was way different that back home as the sun shone high almost blindingly "oh? We meet again" a familiar voice rang clear and (name) looked to see none other than Constance flipping a shop sign to open and (name) looked at the old shop sign "Constance' magic Bazaar" "that's correct, anything and everything is sold here~"

"Fascinating, got any plant keeping grimoires?"

"Ah trying to save those poor plants from toddy Dearest?" Constance teased as they walked into the chaotic store, truly he had everything as items stacked everywhere and tagged messily.

Constance seemed to know where everything was as (name) looked at all the magical items "would you also like a fortune reading on the house?" He offered as he set the book down on the counter and types numbers into the register "50,000 Gūya" he said simply as he rested his chin in his hand, resting on the old mahogany counter as (name) paid with his Holo-com, a device that truly showed the mix of magic and Machina.

"Sure, why not" he said and Constanc practically beamed at this his honey eyes dancing with joy as he cracked his fingers, pulling a note pad and a pen, drawing sigils on it "projection magic?"

"Don't you want to see it?"

Constance spoke some encantations as he took (name)s hands and placed it on the paper "fortetīo" he said simply and removed the others hand from the paper as it set itself on fire, light projecting from it.

"What kind of fortune is it?"

"A love one"

(Name) Raised an eye brow and Constance shrugged playfully "I'm a sucker for romance~"

The two watched the fortune of (name) waiting at a table in black and white dressed in a suit and looked happy when he noticed.... Constance walk into frame?

"Well then"

"My my, never thought this is how I would meet my beloved, been so long I thought I didn't have one ~"

"Why's that?"

"Don't worry about it"

Toddy sipped his tea tiredly as he took it in "good luck" he said exhausted and (name) smiled sheepishly as Constance fixed his hair up, always trying to get Toddy to look less like he rolled out of bed "I promise to return him by eleven~" he teased and Toddy rolled his eyes "you better, he starts work tomorrow"

#x male reader #x reader #xreader #xmale reader #Constance lefour x reader #Constance lefour x male reader #familiar friends x reader #familiar friends x male reader

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skylarinfinity · 5 months

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kate : [staring at natasha while drinking her coffee] did every russian call people with their full name?

natasha : [looking up from her breakfast] what? of course not, what make you think that?

kate : it's yelena-

natasha : that's yelena, she... she just different-

[yelena and male reader walk into the kitchen side by side]

yelena and male reader : hello kate bishop, good morning!

[kate looking at natasha with raised eyebrow]

natasha : [sigh] listen here kate bishop- oh lord it's is russian thing...

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket @panandinpain0 @badblondebisexualboy

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skylarinfinity · 5 months

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sirius : [try to warning harry and male reader about voldemort] voldemort is after something, something he didn't have last time.

harry : [concern] what is it-

male reader : [don't give a flying fuck about voldemort] is it a nose?

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket @panandinpain0 @badblondebisexualboy

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skylarinfinity · 5 months

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[male reader private jet just landing on airport]

male reader : [see his teammates fighting eachother] i only gone for one month vacation, what the fuck is happening here?!

[team ironman and team cap both immediately stop fighting when they heard male reader voice]

tony : [point at steve] he start it! [steve sigh and shaking his head]

male reader : [ignoring tony than turn to look at natasha and wanda] who started this shit?

wanda : [suddenly find floor more interesting] i loss control of my power and government-

male reader : [raised an eyebrow] so government fault?

natasha : yeah, but this started because those two [point at tony and steve] refused to talk properly [shrugs]

male reader : than why you two decide to join them?

wanda : i just don't like tony [shrugged]

natasha : [shrugs] i prefer to life with tony black card.

male reader : [sigh] all of you go back to compound.

steve : male reader-

male reader : [give steve stern look] compound now!

tony : i don't want-

male reader : one, two-

[avengers immediately run into their vehicle]

male reader : [groan] this team useless without me.

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket @panandinpain0 @badblondebisexualboy

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skylarinfinity · 4 months

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[golden trio and male reader found themselves in dangerous situation]

ron : [scared] we can't fight all this people!

hermione : we should run and find professor dumbledore.

harry : [nod] let's go-

male reader : no! just stay here i know how to summon him!

hermione : [confused] what-

male reader : [shout] it's seems like slytherin doing amazing with scores this year! they going to win the cup-

[dumbledore crash open the door]

dumbledore : fifty points to each of you for being great example to- [stop when he see his students watch him with deadpan expression]

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skylarinfinity · 4 months

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[male reader, tony and bruce try to have intelligent conversation]

tony : so in the conclusion is-

male reader : i just realized that getting girlfriend is like pre-ordering a milf.

bruce : i'm sorry, but what? please don't stop our research for irrelevant topic-

tony : no bruce, he talking fact here! [pointing at male reader]

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skylarinfinity · 4 months

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male reader : [standing in front of wanda] wanda you have attachment issues, please fix it.

wanda : [looking at male reader with confused but also hurt expression] what?

male reader : [putting files in front of wanda] your files have some attachments error, please fix it.

wanda : [blushing] oh- ok i will fix it...

[male reader nod and walk away]

clint : [snorting] you really thought he calling you out huh?

wanda : [pouting] shut up!

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skylarinfinity · 9 months

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[tony and steve fighting while other try to calming down the situation]

steve: [sigh] tony-

tony: [interrupted steve and keep jabbing steve shoulder with his fingertip] no you listen to me steve-

natasha: [pull steve away from tony] guys-

m/n: [stressed out] dad's can you guys calm the fuck down?!

[the room immediately silent]

tony: [look m/n with wide eyes] what did you say?

m/n: [look at tony with confused and scared] can you guys calm the fuck down?

steve: [smile softly at m/n] no, before that.

m/n: [get more confused] i don't say anything?

sam: [wiggle his eyebrows] m/n, you call cap and stark dad's.

[m/n face start turning red so he immediately left the room]

clint: [suddenly gasp] m/n going to be child of divorce!

tony: [shake his head firmly] no i'm not going to divorce steve, we can figure this out for m/n.

steve: [confused] but we never married-

tony: [glare at steve] shut up steve, we would work this out for m/n!

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skylarinfinity · 4 months

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[golden trio and male reader found files about past voldemort aka tom riddle]

harry : [excited] we can use this information to defend voldemort!

male reader : [staring at tom riddle photo and laugh awkwardly] this photos make me want to turn into the dark side...

hermione : [sighed] really, male reader?

male reader : what?! you can't deny that he was a dashing lad!

ron : [nodding] you not wrong...

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skylarinfinity · 5 months

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Y/n who loves peters ass and is constantly squeezing it

[peter noticing male reader keep picking on his own skin]

peter : [hold male reader hand] stop doing that, after this patrol we go buy you a fidget-

male reader : [move his hand to peter arse] or you can just let me squeeze this [squeeze peter arse]

peter : [whine] if you keep squeezing it, it's going to be sore!

male reader : you a spiderman, you going to be fine [chuckles]

peter : [pout] but- [see male reader give him puppy eyes and sigh] fine go ahead!

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