#incorrect frigga

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Frigga: How are you doing, my love?

Loki: Alright - except for this headache that comes and goes.

Thor: *enters the room*

Loki: Oh look, there it is again.

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[mary-laib]

Gender-fluid/Intersex Loki snippets from their childhood:

Nurse: Yes, the baby is in perfect health, but Ah- there is one problem.

Odin: Well, what is it?

Nurse: We can’t tell the child’s gender.

Odin: Nonsense, let me see the baby.

Frigga: Did you not check when you brought it here?

Odin: I had other things on my mind.

Frigga: Of course

Odin: See, look. That is definitely a boy.

Nurse: But see-

Frigga: Oh. Is that ah- Is that normal? Where the child is from, I mean.

Nurse: I have no idea because someone won’t tell me where he received the child.

Odin: How about we just let the child decide?

Frigga: Odin, the baby can’t speak at its age yet.

Odin: Ah. Well, we can just choose one now and let the child decide later.

Frigga: Wonderful idea and since I’m doing the child rearing I get to choose-

Odin: Wha-

[Cut to a few centuries later]

Loki: I’m going to be a girl today.

Odin and Frigga who knew this day would come: Of course. Just know that we will always accept you as you are.

Loki: Tomorrow I’m going to be a snake!

Odin and Frigga:

Thor: But Loki, if you’re a snake, then you won’t have any arms! How will you spar with us tomorrow!

Loki: Ah, that is a good point. I’ll just be a snake with legs then. And very pointy teeth.

Thor: Like a crocodile!

Loki: Yes, exactly! I’m going to be a crocodile tomorrow!

Odin: Okay but are you going to be a boy or girl crocodile?

Loki: Crocodiles don’t have genders, silly.

Odin: Ah, yes. My mistake.

Frigga: Yes they do-

Loki: ANYWAYS

Also:

Thor: Now we’re going to play valkries today.

Sif: You can’t play valkries because you’re not a girl. Only girls can be valkries.

Thor:

Sif: Loki can though. But only part time because he’s only a girl sometimes.

Loki, who has never been interested in the valkrie but is now about to make it their entire personality just to spite Thor: I could be a girl all the time.

Thor:

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[firegal19]

Y/n: In my family you can be 2 things. Either a strong warrior or a magic user

Y/n: My father, Odin, chose to be a strong warrior while Loki and Frigga chose to be magic users.

Y/n: But Thor and I said “fuck you stereotypes” and chose to be both.

Thor: That is why Y/n and Loki are teaching me magic.

Loki: It’s a great sibling bonding thing and Y/n and I enjoy laughing at Thor if he gets a spell wrong

Sam whispering to Bucky and Bruce: Are you two sure you want them?

Bucky: Yes, Y/n is my soulmate

Bruce: And Thor is mine

Sam: Ok then

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[k1ranishf4]

Did anyone ever think about if Thor and Loki had the typical sibling arguments as children?

Like, did Thor ever go “I’m the oldest one, so I get to do this”

Did something like this ever happen:

Child Thor: you know. You’re the only one with black hair in our family, so you’re adopted

Little Loki: no, I’m not!

Thor: yes, you are!

Tears start forming in Loki’s eyes and he angrily runs to the room where Frigga and Odin are, Thor running behind him.

Loki, with angry tears in his eyes: Mother, Father, am I adopted?

Odin and Frigga share a look and Frigga smiles her usual comforting smile and asks “What is the reason for this question?”

Loki: Thor said I must be adopted because I’m the only one with black hair

And Odin just starts sweating because this isn’t how he planned to tell Loki. (I think he wasn’t planning on telling him in the first place.)

So Odin just goes: do not listen to your brother’s words, Loki. Both of you are our sons.

Perfectly dodging the allegations without confirming or denying anything. Great job, Odin!

Thor: then why does he have black hair?

And he doesn’t get a clear answer because Odin just goes: why do you have blond hair?

So Thor just has to live with two questions in his mind until the truth is finally revealed several centuries later

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[mythos-soup]

Frigg [walking into her room]: Hi Odin Odin [in bed with some random icelandic priest]: Hi honey Frigg: hi random dude my husband is boinking The random guy: hi

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[streets-in-paradise]

Loki: Mother, would it be wrong if I play some tricks on Thor?

Frigga: Loki, he is your brother … That's what you have him for.

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[godsofhumanity]

Odin: Well, has Loki ever been wrong before? Frigg: How wide are we willing to open this up?

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[headcanonthings]

Odin: Honey, would you stop worrying? Loki is going to be just fine.

Frigga: I hope so. I may have given him some bad advice earlier.

Odin: What'd you say?

Frigga: I told him... I told him to just be himself.

Odin: You said WHAT?!

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[therighthandofvengeance]

Sheridan: Despite all I have survived, my queen still worries over me.

Delenn: It’s only because I worry over you that you have survived.

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[haeva]

Frigga: We didn't raise you to be a manipulative liar, Loki.

Loki: You didn't?

Odin: We didn't?

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[lazy-cat-corner]

Teen Loki holding a hairbrush and standing on the table: I wanna KISS MY MOM!

Frigga: 🥰

Teen Loki: I wanna KILL MY DAD!

Odin: O.o

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[incorrectedda]

I’m a master of speaking silently, all my life I’ve spoken silently and I’ve lived through entire tragedies in silence.

Frigg, probably.

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[capsicleunderoostank]

Frigga: Loki, let me see what you have!

Child Loki, joyously running past: A KNIFE!!!

Frigga, now running after the tiny murder child: NO!!!

Child Thor, watching concerned: By Odin's beard, why does he have a knife?

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[mythos-soup]

Frigg, Hera and Isis: what do you call disobeying the law?

The tricksters: A hobby :)

Frigg, Hera and Isis: [visibly disappointed]

The tricksters: that we do not engage in :/

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[fanficwriting]

frigga: well, thor? don’t you have something to say to loki?

thor: i’m sorry for hitting you after you stabbed me.

frigga: good. and loki? don’t you have an apology to make as well?

loki: i’m sorry you’re an asshole and i had to stab you.

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[godsofhumanity]

Odin: At some point when Frigg and I were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship yet, she asked me about pet names to which I replied “Well you have to call them something.” Odin: The fact that I have managed to end up in a relationship is really a testament to Frigg’s patience. Njord: Your wife is a moronsexual. Odin: Hey don’t call my wife a moron! Odin: …wait.

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